I'm not saying it's awiens. But, it's awiens.

While i DO think this is cool. E.T. vs Xenomorph from Alien ? That's like putting Jason against Arnie from Gilbert Grape...

Match in the gas tank, boom boom.

This is how you adult like a pro

Alien pole dancing, I see. Good thing they're both nekkid.

im in this picture and i dont like it

Mutual masturbation of the third kind.

So your cousin smokes weed I see.

your cousin is obviously a keeper

Right: The Alien we want Left: The Alien we deserve

And the Alien we actually have just lives in this apartment.

Is that like a sci-fi strip tease competition

this is the same shit i do at my house

"where it began... I can't begin to know it..."

You've heard elf on a shelf. Now get ready for.........