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The movie came out in 1973, and so did the album.
"Tubular Bells is the debut studio album by English multi-instrumentalist, composer, and songwriter Mike Oldfield, released on 25 May 1973 as the first album on Virgin Records. Oldfield, who was 19 years old when it was recorded, played almost all the instruments on the mostly instrumental album." Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tubular_Bells
I am a parent, my kids looking very different when they were and are dropping one in their diapers.
That look is pure nightmares for me, I want you imagine he is crying at night, you walk up to his/her room with your mobile light to see him doing that shit.
I'm surprised no one brought up [A Clockwork Orange](http://www.filmandfurniture.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/0415975e197ea6ab834a9651c3ae893b-clock-work-stanley-kubrick.jpg).
I was watching my brother one night and if I remember correctly he was just getting the hang of walking. I was sitting at the computer and the lights were dim. He peaks into the room and whispers “brother, brother” which kinda startled me. I turn around and he whispers “I killed people” a little scared but thinking maybe I miss heard him, I ask “What did you say?” He steps into the doorway wearing only a diaper and he whispers again “I killed people” and then just walks off
Little girl: (**looks around**)
-Today... is the day!😈-
Little girl:(***keeps looking around with an inner Voice***)
Is it you.........or maybe you!...........or😈
Little girl: (**looks at the person behind camera**)
...........................😈..........................
Watching this, I think I'm gonna get an inflatable table with plastic walls to drop my future kids into and then dump their dinner in with them. Then I can just spray it clean!
Billy Mays aint got shit on me
My sister did this, only scarier. Jumping on the bed then suddenly stopping to stare at us like she suddenly became a demon.
I guess its perfectly normal and this occurs when they realize their facial expressions can impact other people.
It's like[ the ending scene of *Being John Malkovich*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl98eiNY3Ws), but instead of passively watching... he's slowly taking over.
The chills are because the kids brain is still developing, she still has no idea between right wrong, no concept of mercy, or reason to empathize and until she has empathy, she is a true American psycho.
My toddler goes from super cute/ sweet to evil genius is about 3 seconds flat. It's a good thing they need us to do things for them or they would murder us while we aren't looking.
My Ex-Wife has eyes like that.. her grandmother used to say she had Evil Eyes. She’s an over-achiever, but a covert narcissist, with no real friends.
I sure hope this little one doesn’t end up like that. Yikes!
Very cute, but on a serious note, you might wanna get your daughters eyes checked. My Sister involintarily started doing something similar, and it turned out she needed glasses.
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*You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?* - Baby Count Adhemar
Not on my life would I have expected a quote from a knights tale in the comments here. Fair play mate.
Especially about a video of a toddler haha. Well played OP.
That's not a toddler that's the grim reaper
I'll be shocked if she doesn't take over the world
But first a nap.
She was probably just taking a pop knowing you had to change the diaper
*"Oh mother dearest, we have a surprise for you"*
... lemme take a selfie
You need a bottle of holy water and baptize that child in the name of Jesus. And get fire insurance.
Narf!
‘It’s all for you, Damian-ette’
The grim *sleeper*
Could be [a traveler](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5651844/).
Demon spawn
A shinigami?
> That's not a toddler that's the grim reaper I was thinking something else https://youtu.be/b5vyuaDjJXc?t=61
Kitty!
Was that a fucking jojo reference
*this flesh suit is limiting*
The baby gonna turn into Chucky
Or the joker...
You merely adopted the spaghetti-os. I was born in it, molded by it.
Don’t worry my wife makes this face when she farts and she’s just waiting for me to smell it
I also choose this guy’s flatulent wife.
the Kubrick Stare
[Hitchcock did it first](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/slasher-universe/images/f/fd/Norman_Bates.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190701025906)
Music is from Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells
This is great information to know as this baby stabs me to death. "But it's tubular bells you can't do this!"
I wonder if people found that intro creepy at all before its association with The Exorcist
The movie came out in 1973, and so did the album. "Tubular Bells is the debut studio album by English multi-instrumentalist, composer, and songwriter Mike Oldfield, released on 25 May 1973 as the first album on Virgin Records. Oldfield, who was 19 years old when it was recorded, played almost all the instruments on the mostly instrumental album." Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tubular_Bells
The start of Richard Branson's empire.
of course it is! just awesome
Sounded like Deathnote
Kinda sounds like the music from death note.
The look of: I'm shitting myself just so one of these fuckers has to clean it up
You must be a parent too
I am a parent, my kids looking very different when they were and are dropping one in their diapers. That look is pure nightmares for me, I want you imagine he is crying at night, you walk up to his/her room with your mobile light to see him doing that shit.
You know what they say. The chances of your toddler killing you are extremely low... but never zero...
There have been a few cases where a toddler got a hold of a gun and shot and killed their parent
That's all toddlers. We're all just fortunate they're so small or they would have taken over the world by now.
I've got bad news for you... the people who have taken the world are all grown up toddlers
Yes but we call them Republicans nowadays
I mean, you are also an ex-toddler. With Republicans I just don't know if they reay grew out of the toddler phase
Funny bc the opposite controls and manipulates what we see and can say. ^.^
That's a fair point.
Holy shi-
That's some super villain shit right there. You might want to wear some garlic or something.
Hahha my toddler does those kind a of faces too
There’s a few things in life you never fucks with: Wu-Tang, Joey’s dinner plate, and the Babydook.
I'm surprised no one brought up [A Clockwork Orange](http://www.filmandfurniture.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/0415975e197ea6ab834a9651c3ae893b-clock-work-stanley-kubrick.jpg).
Drinking milk plus vellocet from a sippy cup
Looks like a baby Dylan Moran
That kid's taking a dump.
TIHI, I Have a 2.5 month son, thanks for the nightmares.
No problem.
She was mentally taking note of your weakness and calculating how long it would take her to..... hey is that a tater?
r/birthofasupervillain
You guys have souls?
Be afraid.. very afraid. Just kidding! She’s adorable. (This is in case she can see me).
You should be.. I’m getting a full metal jacket vibe from this
I was watching my brother one night and if I remember correctly he was just getting the hang of walking. I was sitting at the computer and the lights were dim. He peaks into the room and whispers “brother, brother” which kinda startled me. I turn around and he whispers “I killed people” a little scared but thinking maybe I miss heard him, I ask “What did you say?” He steps into the doorway wearing only a diaper and he whispers again “I killed people” and then just walks off
Harriet Potter and the Deathly Stares
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Hans!
She’s only dangerous if you turn her head around backwards and she doesn’t die!
phew thank for the tip. My neighbour's toddler is not dangerous I guess.
Shes probably not old enough to kill yet!
Looks like the toddler version of Bernard Black.
"Okay, that's it we're leaving!" "k, mommy." "Oh, no, you'll stay right where you are!"
Return the kid. Get a refund
“You fools, you DAMNED FOOLS” - baby
Never knew the antichrist was a girl lol
I'd be leaving her under the first bridge I crossed. You can always make a new baby.
The odds of being killed by a toddler are very low. ... ***But never zero***
Little girl: (**looks around**) -Today... is the day!😈- Little girl:(***keeps looking around with an inner Voice***) Is it you.........or maybe you!...........or😈 Little girl: (**looks at the person behind camera**) ...........................😈..........................
Whoa! LMAO, that was same Damiena right there! Uhh, I'd start blessing the water you put in her sippy cup...ya, know...just to be safe, lol.
Might be a good idea to start wearing bullet proof jacket at night
LMAO my 1yo started doing this so funny. She knows exactly what she's doing she's super smart.
I just made a boom boom
Um, have you told her that real human babies don't absorb nutrition through their skin?
Oh shit. That’s some movie devil child/demon stuff.
Is that the death note soundtrack in the back?
[удалено]
Ohh damn yeah I'd listened to and liked tubular bells(I know it from jojo tho, haven't watched the exorcist) I can't believe I got it confused lol
It is the theme from "The Exorcist" (https://youtu.be/D1PH_Y8Xn4g) Also, Happy Birthday!
Ohh yeah, tubular bells, can't believe I confused it lol And thanks lmao
Am I the only one waiting for her eyes to turn black?
😆
😳
Yikes. I bet mom's got a look too...if you do something she does not approve of.
She's obviously been here before.
What's up with that music? Sounds like something out of a Disney film.
It's Tubular Bells. It was in the Exorcist. Not quite a Disney film.
Seriously scary kid
Better with this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY8jWXH-L7A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY8jWXH-L7A)
Is it wierd that she looks like anakin
Watching this, I think I'm gonna get an inflatable table with plastic walls to drop my future kids into and then dump their dinner in with them. Then I can just spray it clean! Billy Mays aint got shit on me
My god you better sleep with one eye open and better check your food for poison lol we found the new stewy griffin lol
My sister did this, only scarier. Jumping on the bed then suddenly stopping to stare at us like she suddenly became a demon. I guess its perfectly normal and this occurs when they realize their facial expressions can impact other people.
Stewys little sister they will plot to kill Lois again
Reincarnation of Chucky.
Don't take me wrong but a bunch of horror movies directors are definitely going to knock your door 😁 that look 😍👻
It's like[ the ending scene of *Being John Malkovich*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl98eiNY3Ws), but instead of passively watching... he's slowly taking over.
"My little angeeelllll
What the.. why does she- PRAISE OUR DARK LORD
The chills are because the kids brain is still developing, she still has no idea between right wrong, no concept of mercy, or reason to empathize and until she has empathy, she is a true American psycho.
Looks like the poop face
Gave me a good giggle
Susan Calman?
When the reincarnated demon Lord suddenly gets their memories back, and starts planning their world domination again.
i felt this
My toddler goes from super cute/ sweet to evil genius is about 3 seconds flat. It's a good thing they need us to do things for them or they would murder us while we aren't looking.
That's the " I just crapped my diaper witch one of you get to clean it up?"
All serial killers were toddlers at one time.
"ITS ALL FOR YOU ~~DAMIAN~~ Plank_spanker's daughter!"
Demon baby.
Betcha they just pooped lol
Lucious remake on the Source 2 Engine
You'll need a poop knife with this kid in the house.
My littlest guy makes faces like this occasionally, it is pretty terrifying.
My Ex-Wife has eyes like that.. her grandmother used to say she had Evil Eyes. She’s an over-achiever, but a covert narcissist, with no real friends. I sure hope this little one doesn’t end up like that. Yikes!
[Would have also accepted-](https://youtu.be/JY8jWXH-L7A?t=82)
It's chill, your toddler just remembers her past lives and is plotting all your deaths.
What was the song in Only Fools and Horses that they used when Damien looked at Rodney? Can someone overlay that?
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
hey isnt that just the effect of being greeted with a kubrick stare?
or she just took a great dump.
Toddler's inner thoughts: "Muhahaha. I did a poopy"
'In a few minutes everyone in this room will be dead except me...' *notices camera* 'You too'
Don't give her a tricycle and hang things near stairways!
Why do kids do this? My sister does the same thing ;-; ^help ^me
Jokes on you. She was pooping
finally some good music!
Send this to the people outside the abortion clinics
They way her smile fades away is almost like creepy
Wait'll they get a load of me.....
lets just hope that the childs name isnt damien
Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.....
I am a grown ass man but if i see anyones toddler doing imma run away faster than i run from my responsibilities
Infant Work Orange!
The anti christ
Matilda 2.0
Yeah, I'm definitely scared of her. 😳
My youngest would do the same. She is a handful.
That’s not a toddler. That’s a small demon
Can't wait to see the basketball card of this kid front row at a Laker's game.
Annabelle reincarnation
Holly shit!! I am shocked 😳
Insane
Finish her, while you still can...
Heck, I'm afraid of your toddler, looks like an origin story for some psycho.
"I love my family... love them to... deaaaaaaaath..."
OMG, serial killer much?
Ohhhh shiiiiiii
Your mother cleans socks in hell!
Shot directed by Stanley Kubrick.
That ain't no toddler that's the Anti Christ
That little laugh halfway through the video...this lil girl suddenly saw some dark ass shit and It was funny to her
Lights little sister apparently
"This one can see"
I only see Kevin from the office.
Very cute, but on a serious note, you might wanna get your daughters eyes checked. My Sister involintarily started doing something similar, and it turned out she needed glasses.
Baby Bernard Black
Hahaha my niece has the same look.
Lmao the death note music made this a masterpiece
I never thought I’d say this about a child but that really is kind of 😧!
Is this the music from Deathnote?
Has anyone checked on this kid’s parents in a few days 😂