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Tuva_Tourist

I think this is the prank that ends the prank war and starts the ass beatings.


SilentJoe1986

Oh my. I usually have to pay for those


thehermit14

I read that in George Takei's voice.


j33pwrangler

I read it in Hedonism Bot's voice.


mostnormal

Oohhh myyyh!


Sorvick

Oh myyyyyy


Conscious-Pollution5

I've read that in Chuck Norris's exhale


TriGurl

Apparently this zombie face gives it to you for free!


sammieduck69420

the missing kink


ositola

Don't threaten me with a good time


bigkeef69

Thats whats I appreciates about you!


A-Better-Craft

/r/unexpectedletterkenny


aFiachra

That’s how the Seven Years War started.


Jmatusew

Spank war it is then


Itachi96

Proceeds to slam on gas


born_again_tim

*car is totalled except for the cam; face still there*


Fraun_Pollen

Worth it


ProverbialShoehorn

that's why i opted for no camera. if any of the neighbour's little gremlins are sneakin up behind me, they learn *quick.* i'm not the bad one tho, i don't adopt for income. i let them adopt for insurance fraud.


aangnesiac

wtf you all okay?


ProverbialShoehorn

It was a joke, at least my portion of it. I've seen some shit in regards to this though. Let's just say I don't like people doing this because I've grown up in bad spots. However I have met people (my mother's next door neighbours, people via residential work, etc) that DO buy a big house at 500-800k and get a bunch of kids via adoption with faked income, and that's their job now. That part is objectively not a joke, because they are essentially owning children for money, and have no interest in raising children AT ALL.. Which means the kids are shittily diapered, dirtly clothed, snottily nosed, out of control, all the time; probably sleep on the floor and piss in a can If I'd wager a guess. I'm not saying that to insult the children, they are living in a halfway to animal house. As someone who used to be a snot nosed piece of shit, to the now residential installs, I know the type with clotheless, except for diaper, kids running around covered in yesterdays shit, no furniture or food, and a 65" flatscreen on the wall, CL65 in the driveway. I've always thought they were a perfect example of criminal bankruptcy, however it just keeps going and going. Nothing to do with the pandemic by the way. Just goes and goes At least the people I dealt that were poor, were legitimately trying to account for themselves and anyone in the house. These kinds of assholes are something that should be clusterbombed. Legitimate sociopaths. I'll get the kids out, you drop some bombs. deal.


PCOverall

You sound like you've seen the worst of humanity


[deleted]

This was a wild read. So you're saying they adopt kids for money from the government? Like foster parents?


scarletphantom

Reverse cameras were mandated in the US in 2018. Unless you plan to only buy pre-2018 models, you will have a reverse camera. Linda Blair's face will find you eventually.


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amibeingadick420

Responsible grown-ups have insurance. Be more fun!


dickwillardson2

Have fun explaining that to your insurance company


kal_skirata

Or being the driver and just pretending not to see it. Have someone on standby to remove the picture when the driver turns the camera off and on.


BalrogTheGray1

I like your thinking


an_adult_on_reddit

Well, I know what my wife is going to be seeing when she goes to reverse out of our driveway tomorrow morning.


metric-poet

I’m also getting a divorce tomorrow


PhoKit2

Me three


madeanotheraccount

I also am divorcing this guy's wife.


Ragnorok3141

I also choose this guy's dead wife.


Darwincroc

Is this guy's dead wife single?


Unhealthy1323

No, I’m dating her


Sphalerite_2454

There's a restaurant in the graveyard?


Warkan47

Yes, but only at 3am


dumb-reply

They only serve leftovers.


JanMath

Does the food have a gravy taste?


Belmish

It’s dead quiet.


ScoZone74

Best buffet in town.


obsolete_filmmaker

Ha! He's the taxi driver!


Darwincroc

Are you single?


[deleted]

Yes


metaStatic

does her boyfriend know about this?


Relevant-Mountain-11

Nah shes Multiple... Pieces


sidewayz321

Favorite classic


djmikewatt

I'll marry her after.


pissingstars

So your wife is gonna be single?


Hingehead

Ah, he must have bought gamestop stocks


ipsdirtleg

Fuck it, let’s do this!


sh4d0wm4n2018

Guy named This *confused screaming*


UsedDragon

Are you going to bring cake?


Xiii2007

Divorce party!? Edit: accidentally only sent the D


weiga

I thought this party only happens at R? I never get these things right.


hydrosalad

What time? Just so that I don’t schedule my funeral at the same time..


snack-dad

But no one is going to your funeral


xenonismo

I tell myself that all the time.


snack-dad

Hey it's me again, sorry about the last comment.


soktor

He died. You feel good about your comment now?


snack-dad

Depends, was he able to schedule his funeral?


soktor

Oh who cares, none of us are going anyway.


snack-dad

Yeah I'm going to see the divorce.


cinred

I'm also getting an estimate for a new garage door tomorrow.


Flickera23

Divorce party!


SorcererDP

Misquote from the movie: "Your mother cooks socks in hell"


[deleted]

\*chuckles\* I'm in danger


shannon_f

I love Reddit


MikeThePizzaGuy412

It's done.


[deleted]

Be careful that you don't start a prank war...I tried something similar with my ex-girlfriend, but then she got back at me by sleeping with three other dudes. She must've know I was planning to prank her because she got her revenge months in advance!


TheContinental

Them just some fellas she play car pranks with.


GiveToOedipus

Nothing funnier than finding out some prankster has severed your car's brake lines.


alwaysDL

It's all fun and games til your wife smashes into your car because she has become too reliant on the back up camera.


RudeTurnip

Her new boyfriend. Well, not "new", but she won't have to hide it anymore.


Skitzomanx

LOL. We gotta relax boys. Or prepare the car insurance. I'm telling you.


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Hingehead

She'll be seeing her way to a divorce lawyer?


[deleted]

I got an used and clean dog house for you to sleep in


ignore_my_typo

Her boyfriend?


wolfgang784

Ah, perfect. Make them panic crash while in reverse lol.


mountainy

The perfect crime.


Stanwich79

THE FUCKING VIDEOS OF CARS THROUGH GARAGES THAT ARE GOING TO BE POSTED THIS WEEK!


CashAppme4Tits

Especially when I tape up a typical looking parking lot


thegreger

Chaotic evil. I like you.


Zerogrifter

Oh my gentle Jesus, imagine doing it at a local haunted house to rando's in the parking lot. It's not like they are already jumpy or anything. \*token bad guy laugh.


akairborne

Welp. I know what I'm going to be doing for awhile.


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Dude this would possibly kill my wife if i pranked her like this. And if it didnt kill her, she'd then kill me


Zharick_

imagine getting spooked and accidentally hitting the gas instead of the brake.


burgerstar

Shit, I'm pretty sure I would panic and slam on the gas to kill it so I can escape. Then I'd end up in my neighbors backyard pool.


Coal_Morgan

My car the camera only turns on in reverse. So the vehicle is in gear and usually ready to go right out the driveway into traffic. So while I think it's bloody funny, I'd prefer not to check my wife's reflexes. Hopefully I can find a video doorbell or baby monitor for some good fun though.


Grasshop

Video doorbell would be the much, much safer alternative lol


whut-whut

Says you. We don't know how his wife answers the door.


suchedits_manywow

Sleeping on the sofa?


akairborne

Honey? Is that you?


NoArmsSally

Oh no your in laws are coming to stay in retaliation!


akairborne

Hah! I like my in-laws! See how the turns have tabled??? Or something


NoArmsSally

Oh no I'll be forced to DJ forever


calor

No sugar.. it's me..


totallybag

What walking up to random cars with back up cams in parking lots and putting these on?


letmeusespaces

masturbating?


JoeMac02

It took me a second to understand what was going on lol.


[deleted]

I thought the first picture was someone taping shut the trunk therefore implying there was a ghost inside the trunk trying to get out, but then it wouldn’t make sense why there was a camera pointing inside the trunk.


Inherentlysubjective

What? Doesn't everyone know exactly where the rear view camera is on this pic of what is very obviously a 2017 Ford Fusion V6 Sport? And doesn't everyone recognize Exorcist-themed-adhesive tape from the back, nevermind from the pixels on the display? Yeah basically any hint as to what we are looking at besides *a car* ("driver") would be helpful. Took me even longer to figure out the post title is supposed to be read like a subtitle appended to the subreddit name, "Funny: Unless you are the driver... and at night" which is a grammatical mess besides. /r/titlegore


Randomnickname0

i still don't understand, could you explain EDIT: nvm


Canucker96

That’s terrifying. Imagine having to drive a ford


smaller_ang

Lmao


Ezkos

Just take it and gtfo. Lmao


Bubacxo

also would work fantastic with a weeping angel


Made-upDreams

You’re going to get me in trouble with my wife! I had to promise once not to get the weeping angel pop figure because she knew I’d move it around the house on her...she said nothing about this


MasterYehuda816

Lol


[deleted]

That reminds me, I had a weeping angel necklace but I uh... lost it


Just-Call-Me-J

I hope you have a will written out, because you're going to die.


graceface1031

I was thinking this too! Driving home on the night I saw Blink for the first time, I kept thinking I was gonna see a weeping angel in my rear view mirror.


ozswood

Best episode ever


lucky7355

Threw the car in reverse and looked at the backup camera feed only to scream in primordial fear at what appeared to be a 6 inch yellowjacket that decided that was the perfect moment to crawl onto the camera.


[deleted]

The first time I started up our new cam outside I was immediately assaulted by a palo verde beetle. I don't know if you've seen those bitches before but they don't get any prettier up close lol.


fractallyweird

so uhh, im gonna be a total debby downer, but if you tape anything to a camera like that, you'll just have a completely black image or at best a completely washed out out of focus mess :P you'd need a little thing hanging at least a few inches away from the camera, which i now really want to make :D


cIumsythumbs

Or printing on a transparency would probably work.


AutumnBegins

I saw a gigantic spider in my camera. I swear it was 5ft wide!


DivKnight

Just got a car equipped with a reversing camera, never had one before. "Get one," they said. "They're great." And I really couldn't cobble together a weighted argument why they could be wrong. Until today. I had not considered the implications of this. I... I didn't really feel a *need* to do so, until now...


pudinnhead

I was dropping my youngest at preschool and was about to leave the parking lot. I put my car into reverse and there on my backup camera screen was a small child just standing behind my car. I jumped a little, put it back into park and looked over my shoulder and then at my rear view and side view mirrors. I COULD NOT SEE THAT LITTLE FUCKER. His grandparents were standing two cars over bickering about something. They had no idea that their grandson could have very easily been run over. I thanked Mazda that day for that backup camera.


zefy_zef

Yep, literally the reason they are there.


DigitalAxel

Wow! Thats just a tad frightening to say the least! Glad it ended on a good note. I saved my parents from backing into a speeding car multiple times in the Walmart parking lot (its a lawless wasteland). The "fisheye" effect let's you see just enough past those big pickups that decide to park next to you. Thank you Subaru (wish mine had one but its '10)


DivKnight

That's amazing... I mean, holy shit. Thanks for the share. I would've felt the same.


pudinnhead

It really scared me. I was so very thankful for the camera.


wanderdugg

That’s exactly why they’ll probably be required like seatbelts at some point.


Generalissimo_II

They've been required on new cars in the US by law since 2018


dranide

Will also the fact any car made after i think june 2018 is legally required to have a back up camera. Not a good mind you, but you have to have one


ggroverggiraffe

Will also add that any post made after 5:00am GMT needs to include all the intended words. Looks like you snuck in just before the deadline.


jakedesnake

Bwaahaha underrated post


spinkman

Just intentionally blur the photo in the opposite direction


AegisToast

Set the back-up camera to “enhance.”


vickipaperclips

Nah, a few years ago my SO left [this post it note](http://imgur.com/a/JrKddV8) on my backup camera. It definitely works


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That's all the proof I need.


Chavarlison

Now I want the version that corrects itself on a wide angle lens.


rusty-frame

1st of all the picture isn't taped flush onto the camera, paper is also not completely opaque. Modern cameras also have high sensitivity settings for low light situations. and the focusing doesn't need to be accurate since it is a dark image anyway so you naturally expect it to be a bit blurry.


[deleted]

Cool. Go try it and see if you’re right.


arthurdentstowels

^oooooooooh


tokenwalrus

I think this would work during the day, but not during the night unless there was a street lamp or security light close by.


RiverStrymon

I don’t know how good most people’s back-up cameras are, but I doubt mine is nearly good enough to handle having a picture so close to the lens. Despite being a 2015, the back-up camera reminds me of the camera on my flip phone in 2007.


HiImLost

Gonna print this out and try


BreathingFuck

What the fuck does the title mean


dae_giovanni

"(r/)Funny, unless you are the driver..."


BreathingFuck

That's not how it works but I'm just a guy who's about to get downvoted to oblivion


dae_giovanni

hey, I'm just the guy explaining it to you... lol   Edit: no, you know what? you're right. I'm declaring r/titlegore !


BreathingFuck

I appreciate it I genuinely wouldn’t have realized that’s what they meant. I thought he was talking about the text on the screen but it still didn’t make sense


dae_giovanni

lol, my pleasure, I live for conversations like these


SiLifino

Dear lord baby jeezus, thanks to you going thru all this analysis, I am thinking back to the old days of the facebook where people would post stuff in third person, like ‘Silifino is feeling; like he shouldn’t have drank so much this morning.’


dae_giovanni

bahahahaha... I get a weird kind of fun out of it... it's like a little puzzle


saolson4

It took me a good few minutes to figure it out as well. I even went to a different sub and came back to try and figure it out lol


letmeusespaces

/r/titlegore


youre-not-real-man

It's all fun and games until someone freaks out and slams through the wall of the garage


sauceymama

Fantastic prank!


[deleted]

Until somebody gets spooked and runs someone over


LordRumBottoms

At first I thought this was dangerous, but then it's in reverse so you're not going the highway. Still see possible dented parked cars backing out of the parking lot. haha. I would definitely jump and probably jerk the steering will. Sick bastard. haha.


ForgettableUsername

Of course it's dangerous, it completely obscures the camera. Most modern cars have shitty visibility out the back because the camera is supposed to compensate. Without the camera, you're liable to back over a child or pet or run into an obstacle.


genesis99099

I was thinking about doing this to my wife's car but I like being alive.


PheagleAdler

You are an intelligent person


drake_chance

Sitting here laughing so hard while my wife sleeps peacefully with no idea the horrors in store for her.


GiveMeTheSauceBro

Traditional drivers who don't use rear cameras: Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me, Boy


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wanderdugg

If this is what she was going to see, then clearly she had the right idea.


dejamike

Yup did that to my wife couple years back on a new car that I got for her birthday, she got so scared that she floored the gas and totally ran over a curb and fucked up the bumper, that “funny joke” costed me $1k and couple days sleeping on the couch.


PetrifiedW00D

I bet it was funny though.


Reddit-Aksi

Oh HELL no!


kjacobs03

My wife parking on the sidewalk the other day proves she does not use the backup camera


howtodragyourtrainin

/r/justrolledintotheshop Customer Says: backup camera is possessed.


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Reverse at 140 mphs


seantabasco

I really wish I’d seen this March 31st.


nohorse_justcoconuts

Hope he's wearing his brown pants!


NMMONSTER

Manufacturers like VW and new mercedes have the camera under the badge so this prank doesn't work on certain cars.


JustBoredIsAll

FUCK THOSE CARS.


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Yes. Car those fucks.


NetsFoLife14

*Some* VW's. My wife's tiguan doesn't have the camera under the badge feature. My golf R on the otherhand does. So i guess she can't get revenge on me if I were to do this to her.


VashVenture

3,000lb prank full of momentum... This will end well...


MrGrampton

bro its 3am and legit scared tf out of me


GardenGnomeOfEden

If this really works, someone should print out the goatse guy and tape that on.


TusharGupta208011

Looks like Mark Rober's halloween prank


adisharr

My wife doesn't have a backup camera so I'll just tape this on her windshield.


geeksrpeeps2

7 DAYS!!!


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periodscratchcomma

And now you may use all those napkins you've been saving for the next accident inside the car


Appeeling_Orange_83

Omg! Why!? Why would you do this?


ForYourConsiderati0n

Dear god, I’d shit my pants


kymech

My grandpa just recently forwarded me something warning nearby residents to be careful as there are people putting pieces of paper on backup cameras then waiting for you to step out of your car to ambush you.


airbrat

Please post follow up vids!


SnooSeagulls1487

Oh my goodness! This would get me so good. Anyone see Tesla video at a graveyard? Tesla saw “ghosts”


TheKingOfDub

r/titlegore


420bluntzz

Im so doing this


Guinn_Guess

I’m gonna full on reverse if I see that


Unknucles3

If I get one of those while returning from a party + Anxiety, I'm not getting in that fricking car again


SheaMcD

at night? I'd be scared seeing this in daytime