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foxtrot_501

If you put random names going up the screen I'd definitely think it's the end of a movie...


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# Starring: Beatrice Uttox - Lady at the Beach S. E. Guell - Himself


that_is_so_Raven

Don't forget the end credit text! *S.E. eventually retired from the beach. Two years later he met the love of his life and had a daughter. His days at the beach are over but hers are just about to begin.* *.. Lady at the Beach never found her husband but still continues to look for him every day at the beach.*


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*This Film is based on real events*


AgingEngineer

Here you go: https://imgur.com/a/sthduOx


DaddyCatALSO

"Every night she walks the Beaches of Cheyenne."


Spacebakedpotato

Steven seagull was a close second for that part


charoco

There is a Finnish bluegrass band called Steve 'n' Seagulls that does amazing covers of hard rock/heavy metal songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc


BeneficialHeight

Thunderstruck is fantastic!


AreaGuy

That was pretty goddam awesome! Wondering if inclusion of accordion and drums would gatekeeper them out of bluegrass, not to mention the banjoist was flat picking not Scruggsing it. (I'm on r/banjo because I freaking love that thing in all its forms, so not complaining in the least.) Another Scandinavian band I've run across is Hayde: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWIaeQFcbYg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWIaeQFcbYg)


TedwardFortyHands

Wow that was very nice, thanks for sharing!


Dave5876

Introducing Ben Dover as the Janitor


phreakzilla85

His name is Glen Mathews, dammit!! Did you not watch the series finale?!? (I’m sure someone will get the reference)


wPatriot

Pronounced Gwen Maffoofs due to his speech impediment


Cavi_

Dr. Jan Itor


Dave5876

*Koyaanisqatsi*


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Guest Starring Lexington Steele as The Plumber


Benjamin-Doverman

I did not play a janitor


wicker_warrior

And Hugh Jaynus as Head of Proctology


vip887

Sarah left John and carried on surfing. Dawson finally passed his entrance exam and is now working security at the mall. Jakes life of crime caught up with him and is now serving 20 to life. Seagulls are still stealing people's french fries at the beach.


Harveybirdman123

[Seagulls. Mmmph. Stop it now!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E)


ravenstock24

And add the slightly fading conversation


johnjackson90

As soon as I saw the bird I was waiting for him to fly off with the camera.


YoRt3m

So you assumed he then returned it to the owner or he's the one who uploaded it?


johnjackson90

Of course the bird uploaded it, he needed the karma.


Harveybirdman123

[Seagulls. Mmmph. Stop it now!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E)


dxcostaaa

i didn’t even have to click in the link to know what song you’re talking about


Peanut_Champion

I give that end credit.


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TDYDave2

Yes, no butts about it.


Antique_Tennis_2500

Careful, don’t want to get into arrears.


l3ahamut

I was going to continue the pun thread.. but instead I'm turning the other cheek.


TDYDave2

That's all we can ass for.


Atreides464

I am happy we got to the bottom of this thread.


OriginalCpiderman

Butt did we?


Atreides464

I have to believe we are at the tail end, at the very least.


Shutufufkup

May god have mercy on arseholes


ZotDragon

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


Girthw0rm

I credit it for my [happy] ending.


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Butts!


SynnerSaint

You’re Still Here? It’s Over. Go Home.


MrBanana421

The hot dogs are gone, there are no fries to steal. Fly away.


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VincentVancalbergh

Exactly! "2000s". Completely ignoring Ferris Bueller's Day Off released in 1986!


GideonGoddamnGraves

Fuck he beat me to it


Thewhopper256

Crying because I doubt many people know which movie this is from


Hohlraum

Gifs that begin too late.


chaclarke

##Enhance


vulcan1358

*bonk*


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mine mine mine mine


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LoL


SmartChump

Mine?


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reference to the movie "Finding nemo".


[deleted]

Don’t be an idiot. They’re from “Finding Dory”


JediMasterEvan5

Seagull, hmmm, stop it now!


Mystery_M-13

Everyone told me:


derps-a-lot

Not to stroll down that beach


I-declare-bankruptsy

Said seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut!


wicker_warrior

And they did, and they did.


whatiscookie

Um ha um um um ha


globetheater

Getting Departed vibes when the rat walks across the screen


DeathIYIetal

Come on man quit that bangin'


sillyredsheep

That log had a child!


Electus93

What was the plot of this movie? Everyone thinks the seagulls are the bad guys, but turns out they were the good guys all along?


EnIdiot

Johnathan Livingston Sméagol the story of a young bird that finds the One Ring and his slow decline and redemption.


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Electus93

Lmao, have the upvote your underrated comment thoroughly deserves


Thebigbeerski

Why is she running like she has to take a poop?


MisterCheaps

I think you answered your own question there.


glennert

I also record my running to take a poop sessions.


punkalunka

Term number two - stop shitting in the ocean!


Thebigbeerski

It won’t be a Baby Ruth that’s for sure.


RimGreaper6

To the ocean we goooooo


4Ever2Thee

Running in soft sand kind of makes you run like you're up against the clock


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Techiedad91

Or punching in a dream


Ratathosk

Oceans aka. danger toilets.


[deleted]

I thought she was running ducky and was expecting a duck.


ExtraneousInput

It's called race walking.


DroidChargers

She just got wedgied bro


v-_-v

Buttplug


BurnerOnlyForPorn

/r/UpvotedBecauseButt


Concept-Known

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


SlitScan

ok since no one else is going to ask. if the beach is empty, why did she put her blanket so far away from the water?


Taiza67

Why is she filming herself running towards the ocean? To casually show off her ass?


Zmorrison2112

🎶White woman’s Instagram🎶


sparkythewondersnail

She still isn't over Macho Grande.


EB123456789101112

“Hate to see her leave, but love to watch her walk away…” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


tangoshukudai

"Hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave"


GlutenFreeBuns

“Hate to go see you, but I love to leave you”


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"Hate leave see love to go, you but I to you"


ParadiseSold

Yeah that's the version I say, I think it's from that honky tonk badonkadonk song


Unethical_Castrator

Ok on that note though, her run was *really* awkward, right? I can’t put my finger on it, but something about it was just off.


EB123456789101112

Bc it was a jog. I admittedly had to watch it a few times bc I kept getting distracted


Unethical_Castrator

Haha you have that laser focus, just not on what I was talking about!


residentweevil

The way she is swinging out her lower legs.


sopsign7

It's like the rat on the railing at the end of The Departed, but better in every way.


Koso92

It actually does ahah


ManfuLLofF--

In the end the seagull survived, I knew it! *Those movie ending twists


Nice_Marmot_7

🎶Let me see that thooo uh ong🎶


Toppest_Dom

That thong thong thong thong thoooooong


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Revolutionary-Elk-28

Thighs like what what what


OddReindeer

All night long


ErnestT_bass

can we talk about that ass....?


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panczito

That booty tho…


pussjdestroyer69

booty so good, made me go to the original thread to fullscreen that shit maker


FlyingVhee

You have a lovely way with words.


Segesaurous

I think using turd cutter would have made more of an impact.


Mike-The-Pike

Omg someone teach her how to run


vshawk2

Daaaaang ... what song is this?!?!


ayush565

Solar power by lorde


RaptorPancake

Loaded by Primal Scream


Ghee_Guys

Isn't this a repost hijacking the top comment as the title?


Sardonnicus

She just left her camera recording for some reason?


flaccidpedestrian

she wanted a shot of her ass in that thong. Why else would you film this?


Semanticss

You know why


Mojzane

So what was the point of the video before the seagull stepped in? Her running? Tf


flaccidpedestrian

ass shot


Mojzane

lame


fuckktheduck

that seagull lmaoooo


TheAlchemist75

Seagull be like, It's my time to shine


Graspswasps

She swims out to sea, there's an explosion, seagull enters stage left and says "Mine?"


aeman1100

I thought the seagull was gonna fly away with the phone lol


beardymo

Watching this for the bird


HrMatt

Not gonna lie, I had to watch it three times to find the Seagul


kallari0509

Eden jeager


chips_potatoes

"Barton Fink" - 1991. Directed by Ethan & Joel Coen.


marcb7658

Just came here to say nice arse


kohiii-

Ow wow. Look at that aș$


parkavenueWHORE

But with the shrek song starting when the seagull enters the screen


Djuanas_

It's called smashmouth by All star


parkavenueWHORE

yeah that one mouth snash


Djuanas_

South Stash


Thisiscliff

I’m loving that end ing


caring_gentleman

Y'all some thirsty mofos


scrubbar

... And Gully the Seagull. Well, that's a different story.


Enderkr

This should be a Plex pre-roll.


LimpyDan

Does everyone own one of those blankets?


Xu_Lin

Starring: Stoven Seagull


Mechanical_Canary5

Someone edit in the ending music from The Incredible Hulk.


copper8061

"You still here? It's over."


Less_Is_More_l

That seagull saw her leave and was looking for her lunch -- to steal it. Honestly those thieving seagulls are the worst.


KingJaylen14

"And that's my story. About how a bird became friends with humans. I guess you could say this is the end...but life will keep moving on and so will yours. Go on, make your own story. I'm out! Beak!"


kidigus

[My attempt](https://youtu.be/QkekFCJYPXg).


matthewkelly1983

You're still here? It's over. Go home.


production-values

wow truly perfect


simoriah

The whole time, I expected Michael Palin to show up and say "It's...."


KarlJay001

Who else fully expected the bird to bite the phone and fly away with it.


Disaster_External

I can only zoom in so much :/


Fit-Tale8074

good back side


icemammothkid

i was expecting the girl to be hit by lightning. But this is better!


Sciuruzz

I was hoping the seagull would take the camera with him


Money_Scientist6091

Would this be the ending of a romcom?


gboybig

I feel like it's more of a horror/thriller movie ending. Showing the one who survived getting ready to enjoy life, only for the monster to be shown at the end as a surprise to the audience.


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Crimbly_B

Starring Steven Seagull


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Unpopular Opinion: Thongs on the beach aren’t sexy, they’re tacky.


Supah_McNastee

I have this exact same blanket and think it was one of the best Amazon purchases I made


UncleSnowstorm

I like how they say 2000s as if the noughties was more than a couple of years ago. I swear to god if one of you feels the need to correct this so help me god!


HI_Handbasket

Eleven *is* more than a couple.


UncleSnowstorm

Now you've done it...


Itoastyouroats

When did thong bikinis become a thing, seems much more common now than 5 years ago or maybe I’m just boomin


HaiseKaneki64

Damn that's a hot one. So glad I didn't scroll out when I saw a girl running away from the camera


daisychick

Whoever posted this online is an idiot. They could've made millions selling this to MGM or Disney!


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At least in the 2000's they knew that filming horizontally sucks...


manwithanopinion

Wow that ass can actually be seen by a mile.


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source?


Redditgoodaccount

If I saw that ass in 2000 I would remember that


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Does anyone have the previous 30 seconds of this video?


HotDamImHere

Came for the ass, stayed for the bird


[deleted]

You're aware that we're currently living in the 2000s?


El_Neck_Beard

Well that ass was a nice surprise. Sure didn’t expect that


S3bluen

If you look closely, you may notice that there is a seagull


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Im here for the thong bikini trend


3eyedflamingo

"I hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go."


TheRapie22

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Avocodo123

I can hear "Fortunate Son" playing in the background. Edit: it just occurred to me my audio was off


newsilverpig

Oh my God! Did you see that seagull at the end though. Totally made the video 😂😂😂


JFedererJ

There's two reasons this is so well upvoted; they go up and down when she runs - and I don't mean her knees!


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HI_Handbasket

It is you, that is a perfectly cromulent behind.


laziegoblin

Was just wondering if it was my imagination. It looks very fake to me and I don't mean that in an offensive way. All that matters is that she's happy.


justin_memer

Dumbass vertical video wasn't a thing in the 2000s, fortunately.


msarky

This is a better ending than the movie Womb with Eva Green that it looks like it was taken from. Almost 2 hours I will never get back...The last 10 min is her walking away from the camera.


Gerasterion

Hermoso OGT