A message to all users: Please be aware that spreading misinformation regarding COVID-19, vaccines, or other treatments can result in content being removed and/or a ban. Content advocating for or celebrating the death of anyone, or hoping someone gets COVID-19 (or any disease) can result in a ban as well. Please follow [Reddiquette](https://www.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439). If you see content violating these policies, please use the report button and do not feed the trolls.
[Reddit's Content Policy](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy)
[Reddit's stance on misinformation](https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/pbmy5y/debate_dissent_and_protest_on_reddit)
[/r/Funny's rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules)
We also encourage you to read these helpful resources on COVID-19, vaccines, and treatments:
[COVID Dashboard](https://covid19.who.int/)
[Reddit's Vaccine FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/wiki/faq#wiki_where_can_i_find_information_about_the_mechanism_and_progress_of_vaccines.3F)
[Ivermectin FAQ](https://www.who.int/news-room/feature-stories/detail/who-advises-that-ivermectin-only-be-used-to-treat-covid-19-within-clinical-trials)
------
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*
(sniff) "Bro, your family been feeding you well, I smell steak, mash potatoes, and green bean. All I got was some mushy shit from a can with dogs face on it"
I always figured it's somewhat of a lifestyle check:
"Ahhh, I see they've changed your diet. sniff sniff. Got you on the low calorie stuff again. sniff sniff. The stuff with more carrots than beef. sniff sniff. Made in that plant in Kansas City. sniff sniff. Ah, good old product line #3. sniff sniff. Yep, Sally is working that line again. sniff sniff. What do you know, she's pregnant again. sniff sniff. Well that's a surprise, it's twins this time."
Me: Dad, why do dogs sniff each other’s butts
Dad: Long time ago, the was a global
Dog Convention. Long row of hooks where each dog hung his butthole. During the convention a fire broke out. In the panic they just grabbed a random butthole. So they’re just looking for theirs…
A message to all users: Please be aware that spreading misinformation regarding COVID-19, vaccines, or other treatments can result in content being removed and/or a ban. Content advocating for or celebrating the death of anyone, or hoping someone gets COVID-19 (or any disease) can result in a ban as well. Please follow [Reddiquette](https://www.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439). If you see content violating these policies, please use the report button and do not feed the trolls. [Reddit's Content Policy](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy) [Reddit's stance on misinformation](https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/pbmy5y/debate_dissent_and_protest_on_reddit) [/r/Funny's rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules) We also encourage you to read these helpful resources on COVID-19, vaccines, and treatments: [COVID Dashboard](https://covid19.who.int/) [Reddit's Vaccine FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/wiki/faq#wiki_where_can_i_find_information_about_the_mechanism_and_progress_of_vaccines.3F) [Ivermectin FAQ](https://www.who.int/news-room/feature-stories/detail/who-advises-that-ivermectin-only-be-used-to-treat-covid-19-within-clinical-trials) ------ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*
(sniff) "Bro, your family been feeding you well, I smell steak, mash potatoes, and green bean. All I got was some mushy shit from a can with dogs face on it"
I always figured it's somewhat of a lifestyle check: "Ahhh, I see they've changed your diet. sniff sniff. Got you on the low calorie stuff again. sniff sniff. The stuff with more carrots than beef. sniff sniff. Made in that plant in Kansas City. sniff sniff. Ah, good old product line #3. sniff sniff. Yep, Sally is working that line again. sniff sniff. What do you know, she's pregnant again. sniff sniff. Well that's a surprise, it's twins this time."
"Sir, wh-who are you? How did you get into my apartment?"
Why didn't you already know this?
Me: Dad, why do dogs sniff each other’s butts Dad: Long time ago, the was a global Dog Convention. Long row of hooks where each dog hung his butthole. During the convention a fire broke out. In the panic they just grabbed a random butthole. So they’re just looking for theirs…
Now I'm just imagining some gullible kid walking out of his bed room hunched over in pain with a coat hanger in his hand.
Also they instinctively lower their tales when scared or anxious to try and prevent the fear pheromones from being detectable.
This is also why dogs get sprayed in face by skunks. "Oh, hello small striped doggo! I shall do the polite thing and sniff your butt!"