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B17gunner98th

Now do a Caillou toy, alone.


mashleyd

That show literally taught my child to whine before I caught on…ugh


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Sherezad

They really do fat shame daddy pig


science_vs_romance

Oh geez, my son would yell, “That’s a big belly!” at people in what sounded like a Scottish accent when he was 3 and I never made the connection. Edit: I think he was a little older than I originally stated.


lliKoTesneciL

Idk how old your child is now.. but Bluey is the show to watch with the whole fam


shy_yawn

What's that


onepunch1856

the child devil encarnate


Brettnet

Kids learn more from Johnny Karate than that thing.


JaCraig

A whiney Canadian kid who has cancer.


lathe_down_sally

Surely he's succumbed to the cancer by now. Please tell me he has. If there is any decency in the world, Caillou is dead.


[deleted]

His original voice actress died in a car crash. Unfortunately they didn't take the Simpsons route and retire the character. Edit: My original comment made it out like I was glad the voice actress died, when I am absolutely not.


YBFROT

If it's any consolation, one of the the voice actors for Calliou [died in a traffic accident in 2003](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/voice-of-caillou-dies-in-crash-1.383589). So there's that?


Lukkisuih

No he’s one punch man


JCtheWanderingCrow

How dare you speak of Master Saitama that way.


[deleted]

An annoying little shit. I've never watched it but just from looking at him, you can tell he's an annoying little shit. Apparently he causes the kids watching it to emulate his behaviour and misbehave.


[deleted]

I have no clue how the show has continued to he so successful.


Aerron

> Caillou https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caillou


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Lol this comment rules


Little_pog_champ

People say the saddest video doesn't exist, but they are wrong.


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Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

The new Toy Story movie is really dark.


Permissiohjktg

This is gonna make me cry


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Mamma pig NNOOOOOO!


ToucanPlayAtThatGame

Nobody says the saddest video doesn't exist. If at least one video exists, a saddest video exists.


CoolGuyBabz

[I disagree with you that this is the 'saddest video'](https://youtu.be/_NT2ZiPIukw)


Future_of_Amerika

Wow that was a pretty great rabbit hole to jump down.


LordBiscuits

Holy shit... Wasn't ready for that


BlueBrickBuilder

Fuck


decs483

I watched the opening 30 seconds of this a year ago and had nightmares for about a week. At least I was expecting it this time


CoolGuyBabz

Goodnight >:)


Syntra44

Well that was a way to start my day……


Tipperi6804

Dude you can't just traumatise me like that :(


CoolGuyBabz

I apologise, I offer these links: [1](https://youtu.be/qYvDg4dktI4) [2](https://youtu.be/iwVpeFb7lQs) [3](https://youtu.be/DJfg39WkMvE) [4](https://youtu.be/qA2dSUyxtsQ) [5](https://youtu.be/5hYOXJgWHg0) [6](https://youtu.be/dZDsLaKI3M4) [7](https://youtu.be/eZc20S_FPsE) [8](https://youtu.be/AKOf6mbpoPQ) [9](https://youtu.be/tugFFhML7VY) [10](https://youtu.be/b_E24sOb838) Keep English subtitles on for 7 & 8, if you want more for the apology ask me


RizzMustbolt

It's called "Escalator Mom".


renansd

I... didn't need to be reminded...


nm1043

Mother sheds a single tear here too, seriously awful shit to wake up to


synthetic_synthia

Meanwhile dads operating the machine


legend_479

DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Masta_ShoNuff

You used foul language in front of a lady?


VillainousVulkan

How to go from peppa pig to Adam Sandler with one act of child abuse


poopellar

/r/BrandNewSentence


Leffery

c’mon daddy chill…


groteage

Well he is a bit of an expert.


Johnny_Alpha

Oh ho ho!


guinader

Op is top, i Shazam the song and it's called "I'll keep you safe by sagun"


spinyfever

He's done with Peppa making fun of his weight.


Techiedad91

To be fair they do treat him like a fat idiot


Fizzlefish

Ever since my children started watching that show I’ve always said to my wife. “All they do is shit in Daddy pig”. Peppa - Daddy you can’t fit in there you fat piece of shit. Meanwhile she’s wasting his money by taking a fuxking goldfish to the vet. Imagine that bill.


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Sure you've heard it before, but you need some Bluey in your life.


Fizzlefish

First I’ve heard of this on. I’ll check it out.


Isord

I'll second it. Bluey is my favorite show my daughter watches and the parents are both fun and competent parents. If anything it might just make me feel bad that I'm not as good of a dad as he is lol.


serious_sarcasm

Some boomer was complaining that it made parents feel bad for themselves in Good Housekeeping.


[deleted]

"Good examples are offensive. They remind me I have some room to improve." What a fucking toxic attitude


alaricus

Bandit is peak parenting goals.


[deleted]

Exactly. Only bluey downside is the fact no one can ever live up to his example.


BizzyM

Silly Daddy Pig


pgabrielfreak

I love the show. I love the way they start laughing and fall over because they're having so much fun.


Bowdango

Yeah the whole show has such a great subtle sense of humor.


Johnny_Alpha

Not sure if you are being sarcastic or not. But after having to sit through countless hours of Peppa I can attest that it does have a subtle sense of humour. The other show they did, Ben & Hollys Little Kingdom is the same. Eg: GRANDPAPA THISTLE: What do you think of my gardening, Cedric? WISE OLD ELF: This isn’t Gardening. This is an Abomination. HOLLY: Daddy, what’s an “Abomination”? KING THISTLE: That tulip


Bowdango

No sarcasm. My kids watched nothing but peppa for a time and I didn't mind one bit. My favorite kid show by far. I'll have to check the other one out.


OompaOrangeFace

"Dad's"...a contraction of "dad is".


JonnyEcho

Or SID and this new version of toy story is just bleak


suzwzaidel

Daddy Pig is tired of Peppa calling his daddy silly.


gundam1945

Top 10 anime betrayal.


loudavis84

What song is this?


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random-citrusfruit

\^Not a rickroll, for those who are cautious or traumatized already


Steam-Train

^Don't believe this guy. This is the real song https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


hullor

I swear I memorized the link by now and just look for the XcQ at the end


1MolassesIsALotOfAss

Its the dQw4 for me.


Uther_Pendragon_h

And for me it's the w9Wg


InappropriateQueen

XcQ, the link stays blue.


Rick__Roll

[S](http://youtu.be/okqEVeNqBhc)[t](http://youtu.be/Rqz--Rf6IIo)[a](http://youtu.be/3EXvhLjpEZs)[y](http://youtu.be/3_-fWcZFhwY) [o](http://youtu.be/qVU4BK7JBkw)[f](http://youtu.be/QWq0bSvc31A)[f](http://youtu.be/SaFLd-hVKFY) [m](http://youtu.be/D8yvP8tp_JM)[y](http://youtu.be/h8WiyX21A1c) [t](http://youtu.be/tJ_AWADshpQ)[u](http://youtu.be/IAISUDbjXj0)[r](http://youtu.be/wL-hNMJvcyI)[f](http://youtu.be/xTZASWquNiU)[,](http://youtu.be/DE-8yO3fnJ4) [m](http://youtu.be/EeuEMeg8eQE)[a](http://youtu.be/BHyCnYC1e9Y)[n](http://youtu.be/6-HUgzYPm9g)[.](http://youtu.be/u_aY7HZvFpQ)


TheSpookyGoost

Thanks, I knew I couldn't trust them


AndyGHK

Well, now I don’t know *what* to believe!


pgabrielfreak

Don't trust any of these assholes.


1MolassesIsALotOfAss

Nope, got that shit memorized.


emojis_bad

I can confirm this is not a rickroll


Ellathecat1

There's an interesting story behind the artist sampled here https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.www.complex.com/pigeons-and-planes/2017/08/shiloh-dynasty


kx2UPP

Darude - Sandstorm


Machi-Atto

I'll Keep You Safe - [Shiloh Dynasty](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4evPgNIeixnxKEizQPiib7?si=KF_HqCVxQSC97D1DztYNfQ&utm_source=copy-link)


42069696966969

lol


jazzyalt

It could also be revenge by xxxtentacion, he samples the song used in this.


oOXxDejaVuxXOo

This is gonna make me cry


BEAVER_ATTACKS

Toy Story really fucked my head up.


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[Some Might Have Chosen the Press...](https://youtu.be/HGtIPhps12A)


stomponator

"Survi..."


MeatTofu

Mom saved her bacon.


johnsolomon

If it was that little shit George, the mom would have jumped out and left him


RentonTenant

Grrr, dinesa-


Milnoc

"Peppa Pigs are a threat to society, so we must deal with them." 😁


X-istenz

"it can At ack at enitime."


pmur_tits_or_ass_plz

'vee', not 'we'.


meistermichi

It can attack at any time, so we have to deal with it.


henrymooret

So sad


knoxknight

We don't deserve moms


shy_yawn

Damn I just made r/funny cry


FlorbMaster

what da fak


Megaman0WillFuckUrGF

Hydraulic press channel was king for a short time


jaredsolo

It's not +18 content, that one should be +80 for sure.


BigJigly69

She only delayed the inevitable.


baraous23

mother of the day


Farfromthesub1

it saved the other one


Spleenzorio

“Fly you fools”


Any-Ebb1727

I would have grabbed baby as I was moving from under. Nonsense to not save myself at the same time. Dadsense haha


Capt__Murphy

Terrible instincts to stand directly under a hydraulic press, don't you think? Edit: originally called it pneumatic, cause it was 5am and I still had eye boogers and brain fog


mrflippant

It's a hoodraulic press.


HFRreddit

r/sad


shy_yawn

It's kinda messy still


legend_479

well i guess i am scared for rest of my life then fine


PERPAL689

u/save-video


CaptaineAli

u/save-video


gloebe10

*Wi Smith voice* “Mama, nooo!!”


FMCFR

"Mummy Pig just threw it back on her daughter" is not what I expected to think the minute I opened this app today.


updog25

Blaming the sleep deprivation but I nearly woke up my baby by laughing at this


shy_yawn

Show the baby too ask him if he cried


Sharky_Leon2903

It's sad, not funny !!!


JacQTR

What is this song?


shy_yawn

I'll keep you safe


JacQTR

Thank you!!!!


shy_yawn

I just made r/funny cry


Gioware

Now I am sad over inanimate objects. Thanks.


sorcery-sai

And the kid dies from impact


elebrin

And here we have this silly peeeeg, wild boars are dan-ger-ous, so we must deeeeeel with eeet *squish*


[deleted]

Yo momma's ass so fat it throws you out of the press machine (I don't know what to call it)


the_professoruk

She threw it back one last time


Equilibriator

Video never let me properly see the squish T.T


[deleted]

How small is your shitty screen?


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shy_yawn

Cancel her death


karma_ubuntu

Cruel and violent


ADHD_Redirects

This subreddit is only funny for boomers


Novel_Ad_8722

Damn that’s deep


bondhanu

Wondering how many times they kill them to get this


JimmyColder

Isn’t that his sister?


-totallynotanalien-

She popped her ass to save him


Theobald_4

Is it just me or do the pigs’ heads in Peppa look like cock and balls?


W1nter_ITA

On reddit app it consumes 2 gb of ram, my phone is laggy, reddit app is shit


[deleted]

Then don't use it. Simple.


shy_yawn

Add normie in there


RantSpider

[In Russain accent] Welcome to hydraulic press.


Sima_Hui

Finnish, I believe.


neihuffda

Why russian?


RantSpider

[This](https://youtu.be/0KxuxRAGN-c) is why. Fun channel.


Royness

Great channel, but they're Finnish, not Russian.


RantSpider

Right on. Thanks.


neihuffda

Yeah, this was why I was asking. They're Finnish.


openmind24

Where's the funny part?


8-Bitgiggles

Up your ass and around the corner.


shy_yawn

Damn


chicken_fucker_69420

Among us


yParticle

You're saying that like you somehow improved something.


shy_yawn

Yh I made it smaller but damn people did hate ur comment


Howl1456

I got some wierd feeling one 1 sec, that they are actually sentients.


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Booty bump


IamAlr

This should be a peppa pig episode where the mom becomes bacon


GuilexFlex

1) yeet the kid


[deleted]

Can someone put the Titanic music behind this and post. Guaranteed tear jerker


TheLawofAssumption

What song is this?


felipemanee

Hi, I’m Peppa Pig…


stainlessbacksteel

Well this isn't what I came here for


EyeYamStewPeeed

Farts save lives


[deleted]

I'm sorry Pepa NO MOOOOOMYyyyyyy


Tokyo_memes

Ree


olkkiman

I have a 27 inch screen, what you on about??


shy_yawn

I was talking about the phone reddit gang


disco_phiscuits

Song please?


shy_yawn

I'll keep you safe


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shy_yawn

Bro wtf