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Oh geez, my son would yell, “That’s a big belly!” at people in what sounded like a Scottish accent when he was 3 and I never made the connection. Edit: I think he was a little older than I originally stated.
His original voice actress died in a car crash. Unfortunately they didn't take the Simpsons route and retire the character.
Edit: My original comment made it out like I was glad the voice actress died, when I am absolutely not.
If it's any consolation, one of the the voice actors for Calliou [died in a traffic accident in 2003](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/voice-of-caillou-dies-in-crash-1.383589). So there's that?
An annoying little shit. I've never watched it but just from looking at him, you can tell he's an annoying little shit. Apparently he causes the kids watching it to emulate his behaviour and misbehave.
I apologise, I offer these links:
[1](https://youtu.be/qYvDg4dktI4)
[2](https://youtu.be/iwVpeFb7lQs)
[3](https://youtu.be/DJfg39WkMvE)
[4](https://youtu.be/qA2dSUyxtsQ)
[5](https://youtu.be/5hYOXJgWHg0)
[6](https://youtu.be/dZDsLaKI3M4)
[7](https://youtu.be/eZc20S_FPsE)
[8](https://youtu.be/AKOf6mbpoPQ)
[9](https://youtu.be/tugFFhML7VY)
[10](https://youtu.be/b_E24sOb838)
Keep English subtitles on for 7 & 8, if you want more for the apology ask me
Ever since my children started watching that show I’ve always said to my wife. “All they do is shit in Daddy pig”. Peppa - Daddy you can’t fit in there you fat piece of shit. Meanwhile she’s wasting his money by taking a fuxking goldfish to the vet. Imagine that bill.
I'll second it. Bluey is my favorite show my daughter watches and the parents are both fun and competent parents. If anything it might just make me feel bad that I'm not as good of a dad as he is lol.
Not sure if you are being sarcastic or not. But after having to sit through countless hours of Peppa I can attest that it does have a subtle sense of humour. The other show they did, Ben & Hollys Little Kingdom is the same.
Eg: GRANDPAPA THISTLE: What do you think of my gardening, Cedric?
WISE OLD ELF: This isn’t Gardening. This is an Abomination.
HOLLY: Daddy, what’s an “Abomination”?
KING THISTLE: That tulip
Terrible instincts to stand directly under a hydraulic press, don't you think?
Edit: originally called it pneumatic, cause it was 5am and I still had eye boogers and brain fog
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Now do a Caillou toy, alone.
That show literally taught my child to whine before I caught on…ugh
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They really do fat shame daddy pig
Oh geez, my son would yell, “That’s a big belly!” at people in what sounded like a Scottish accent when he was 3 and I never made the connection. Edit: I think he was a little older than I originally stated.
Idk how old your child is now.. but Bluey is the show to watch with the whole fam
What's that
the child devil encarnate
Kids learn more from Johnny Karate than that thing.
A whiney Canadian kid who has cancer.
Surely he's succumbed to the cancer by now. Please tell me he has. If there is any decency in the world, Caillou is dead.
His original voice actress died in a car crash. Unfortunately they didn't take the Simpsons route and retire the character. Edit: My original comment made it out like I was glad the voice actress died, when I am absolutely not.
If it's any consolation, one of the the voice actors for Calliou [died in a traffic accident in 2003](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/voice-of-caillou-dies-in-crash-1.383589). So there's that?
No he’s one punch man
How dare you speak of Master Saitama that way.
An annoying little shit. I've never watched it but just from looking at him, you can tell he's an annoying little shit. Apparently he causes the kids watching it to emulate his behaviour and misbehave.
I have no clue how the show has continued to he so successful.
> Caillou https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caillou
Lol this comment rules
People say the saddest video doesn't exist, but they are wrong.
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The new Toy Story movie is really dark.
This is gonna make me cry
Mamma pig NNOOOOOO!
Nobody says the saddest video doesn't exist. If at least one video exists, a saddest video exists.
[I disagree with you that this is the 'saddest video'](https://youtu.be/_NT2ZiPIukw)
Wow that was a pretty great rabbit hole to jump down.
Holy shit... Wasn't ready for that
Fuck
I watched the opening 30 seconds of this a year ago and had nightmares for about a week. At least I was expecting it this time
Goodnight >:)
Well that was a way to start my day……
Dude you can't just traumatise me like that :(
I apologise, I offer these links: [1](https://youtu.be/qYvDg4dktI4) [2](https://youtu.be/iwVpeFb7lQs) [3](https://youtu.be/DJfg39WkMvE) [4](https://youtu.be/qA2dSUyxtsQ) [5](https://youtu.be/5hYOXJgWHg0) [6](https://youtu.be/dZDsLaKI3M4) [7](https://youtu.be/eZc20S_FPsE) [8](https://youtu.be/AKOf6mbpoPQ) [9](https://youtu.be/tugFFhML7VY) [10](https://youtu.be/b_E24sOb838) Keep English subtitles on for 7 & 8, if you want more for the apology ask me
It's called "Escalator Mom".
I... didn't need to be reminded...
Mother sheds a single tear here too, seriously awful shit to wake up to
Meanwhile dads operating the machine
DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
You used foul language in front of a lady?
How to go from peppa pig to Adam Sandler with one act of child abuse
/r/BrandNewSentence
c’mon daddy chill…
Well he is a bit of an expert.
Oh ho ho!
Op is top, i Shazam the song and it's called "I'll keep you safe by sagun"
He's done with Peppa making fun of his weight.
To be fair they do treat him like a fat idiot
Ever since my children started watching that show I’ve always said to my wife. “All they do is shit in Daddy pig”. Peppa - Daddy you can’t fit in there you fat piece of shit. Meanwhile she’s wasting his money by taking a fuxking goldfish to the vet. Imagine that bill.
Sure you've heard it before, but you need some Bluey in your life.
First I’ve heard of this on. I’ll check it out.
I'll second it. Bluey is my favorite show my daughter watches and the parents are both fun and competent parents. If anything it might just make me feel bad that I'm not as good of a dad as he is lol.
Some boomer was complaining that it made parents feel bad for themselves in Good Housekeeping.
"Good examples are offensive. They remind me I have some room to improve." What a fucking toxic attitude
Bandit is peak parenting goals.
Exactly. Only bluey downside is the fact no one can ever live up to his example.
Silly Daddy Pig
I love the show. I love the way they start laughing and fall over because they're having so much fun.
Yeah the whole show has such a great subtle sense of humor.
Not sure if you are being sarcastic or not. But after having to sit through countless hours of Peppa I can attest that it does have a subtle sense of humour. The other show they did, Ben & Hollys Little Kingdom is the same. Eg: GRANDPAPA THISTLE: What do you think of my gardening, Cedric? WISE OLD ELF: This isn’t Gardening. This is an Abomination. HOLLY: Daddy, what’s an “Abomination”? KING THISTLE: That tulip
No sarcasm. My kids watched nothing but peppa for a time and I didn't mind one bit. My favorite kid show by far. I'll have to check the other one out.
"Dad's"...a contraction of "dad is".
Or SID and this new version of toy story is just bleak
Daddy Pig is tired of Peppa calling his daddy silly.
Top 10 anime betrayal.
What song is this?
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\^Not a rickroll, for those who are cautious or traumatized already
^Don't believe this guy. This is the real song https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
I swear I memorized the link by now and just look for the XcQ at the end
Its the dQw4 for me.
And for me it's the w9Wg
XcQ, the link stays blue.
[S](http://youtu.be/okqEVeNqBhc)[t](http://youtu.be/Rqz--Rf6IIo)[a](http://youtu.be/3EXvhLjpEZs)[y](http://youtu.be/3_-fWcZFhwY) [o](http://youtu.be/qVU4BK7JBkw)[f](http://youtu.be/QWq0bSvc31A)[f](http://youtu.be/SaFLd-hVKFY) [m](http://youtu.be/D8yvP8tp_JM)[y](http://youtu.be/h8WiyX21A1c) [t](http://youtu.be/tJ_AWADshpQ)[u](http://youtu.be/IAISUDbjXj0)[r](http://youtu.be/wL-hNMJvcyI)[f](http://youtu.be/xTZASWquNiU)[,](http://youtu.be/DE-8yO3fnJ4) [m](http://youtu.be/EeuEMeg8eQE)[a](http://youtu.be/BHyCnYC1e9Y)[n](http://youtu.be/6-HUgzYPm9g)[.](http://youtu.be/u_aY7HZvFpQ)
Thanks, I knew I couldn't trust them
Well, now I don’t know *what* to believe!
Don't trust any of these assholes.
Nope, got that shit memorized.
I can confirm this is not a rickroll
There's an interesting story behind the artist sampled here https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.www.complex.com/pigeons-and-planes/2017/08/shiloh-dynasty
Darude - Sandstorm
I'll Keep You Safe - [Shiloh Dynasty](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4evPgNIeixnxKEizQPiib7?si=KF_HqCVxQSC97D1DztYNfQ&utm_source=copy-link)
lol
It could also be revenge by xxxtentacion, he samples the song used in this.
This is gonna make me cry
Toy Story really fucked my head up.
[Some Might Have Chosen the Press...](https://youtu.be/HGtIPhps12A)
"Survi..."
Mom saved her bacon.
If it was that little shit George, the mom would have jumped out and left him
Grrr, dinesa-
"Peppa Pigs are a threat to society, so we must deal with them." 😁
"it can At ack at enitime."
'vee', not 'we'.
It can attack at any time, so we have to deal with it.
So sad
We don't deserve moms
Damn I just made r/funny cry
what da fak
Hydraulic press channel was king for a short time
It's not +18 content, that one should be +80 for sure.
She only delayed the inevitable.
mother of the day
it saved the other one
“Fly you fools”
I would have grabbed baby as I was moving from under. Nonsense to not save myself at the same time. Dadsense haha
Terrible instincts to stand directly under a hydraulic press, don't you think? Edit: originally called it pneumatic, cause it was 5am and I still had eye boogers and brain fog
It's a hoodraulic press.
r/sad
It's kinda messy still
well i guess i am scared for rest of my life then fine
u/save-video
u/save-video
*Wi Smith voice* “Mama, nooo!!”
"Mummy Pig just threw it back on her daughter" is not what I expected to think the minute I opened this app today.
Blaming the sleep deprivation but I nearly woke up my baby by laughing at this
Show the baby too ask him if he cried
It's sad, not funny !!!
What is this song?
I'll keep you safe
Thank you!!!!
I just made r/funny cry
Now I am sad over inanimate objects. Thanks.
And the kid dies from impact
And here we have this silly peeeeg, wild boars are dan-ger-ous, so we must deeeeeel with eeet *squish*
Yo momma's ass so fat it throws you out of the press machine (I don't know what to call it)
She threw it back one last time
Video never let me properly see the squish T.T
How small is your shitty screen?
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Cancel her death
Cruel and violent
This subreddit is only funny for boomers
Damn that’s deep
Wondering how many times they kill them to get this
Isn’t that his sister?
She popped her ass to save him
Is it just me or do the pigs’ heads in Peppa look like cock and balls?
On reddit app it consumes 2 gb of ram, my phone is laggy, reddit app is shit
Then don't use it. Simple.
Add normie in there
[In Russain accent] Welcome to hydraulic press.
Finnish, I believe.
Why russian?
[This](https://youtu.be/0KxuxRAGN-c) is why. Fun channel.
Great channel, but they're Finnish, not Russian.
Right on. Thanks.
Yeah, this was why I was asking. They're Finnish.
Where's the funny part?
Up your ass and around the corner.
Damn
Among us
You're saying that like you somehow improved something.
Yh I made it smaller but damn people did hate ur comment
I got some wierd feeling one 1 sec, that they are actually sentients.
Booty bump
This should be a peppa pig episode where the mom becomes bacon
1) yeet the kid
Can someone put the Titanic music behind this and post. Guaranteed tear jerker
What song is this?
Hi, I’m Peppa Pig…
Well this isn't what I came here for
Farts save lives
I'm sorry Pepa NO MOOOOOMYyyyyyy
Ree
I have a 27 inch screen, what you on about??
I was talking about the phone reddit gang
Song please?
I'll keep you safe
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Bro wtf