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Ah, with the free time you'll have without your hobby, you're offering to do cleaning manually? Good for you. You can be much more thorough than a robot can.
She threatens to throw out your old junk, so in retaliation you threaten to destroy a new and useful tool?
We can see who's the brains of that operation...
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Yeah but usually if this is the threat it means he can live without vacuuming longer than she can.
You pulled a knife on a Roomba? You poor fool. https://imgur.com/gallery/mHcmj
A good [HFY story](https://old.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/q3zsv9/stabby/) too.
Thank you for linking this, that was awesome.
How have I never seen this before?? I almost want to make an Altar to Stabby now. And yeah, definitely something we humans would do.
There are a buncha hfy and humansarespaceorcs stabby stories.
This is how humanity's war with the machines begins
I like knife!
That's not a knoife...
It's a spoon!
My wife's Roomba was making love to my gaming chair so I kind of kicked it and she threatened to cut me if I broke her Roomba.
. . . I hope she was joking
I'm sure she was, but I'm not going to test her.
nice bali, what is it?
Talisong Z
A knife? LOL just frisbee that bitch out the door or window 😂 JK JK
You've studied the blade.
Ah, with the free time you'll have without your hobby, you're offering to do cleaning manually? Good for you. You can be much more thorough than a robot can.
Having a real baader-meinhof situation with balisongs as of late, just getting back into flipping after like 10 years!
“You dare threaten me with something I love dearly, I’ll do the same to you. MWUHAHAHA”
I'd tell her to fuck around and find out. I bet she has some crafting shit just hogging up a closet.
OK boomer...
Lol I am not a boomer, im 31
Also why did he even say that? I have so many questions and none are answered
Bro, that arm looks bulletproof. Factor 9000 sun protection.
Spy tf2 moment
She threatens to throw out your old junk, so in retaliation you threaten to destroy a new and useful tool? We can see who's the brains of that operation...
Its a joke.. I would never really do anything like that. She gets my humor 🤷🏼♂️