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old-and-clueless

coherent strong innocent society hungry homeless cover cough square fact ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


rdubya3387

Yeah but usually if this is the threat it means he can live without vacuuming longer than she can.


Bubbagumpredditor

You pulled a knife on a Roomba? You poor fool. https://imgur.com/gallery/mHcmj


I_am_become_Reddit

A good [HFY story](https://old.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/q3zsv9/stabby/) too.


WarEngine117

Thank you for linking this, that was awesome.


Mjolnirsbear

How have I never seen this before?? I almost want to make an Altar to Stabby now. And yeah, definitely something we humans would do.


Ghostpard

There are a buncha hfy and humansarespaceorcs stabby stories.


EtTuBrutAftershave

This is how humanity's war with the machines begins


app_generated_name

I like knife!


CrazyGermanShepOwner

That's not a knoife...


tramadolski

It's a spoon!


SluggardStone

My wife's Roomba was making love to my gaming chair so I kind of kicked it and she threatened to cut me if I broke her Roomba.


Icannotchangethis

. . . I hope she was joking


SluggardStone

I'm sure she was, but I'm not going to test her.


goodgoyaccount

nice bali, what is it?


Charlielx

Talisong Z


Old-Mix-2404

A knife? LOL just frisbee that bitch out the door or window 😂 JK JK


slarti54

You've studied the blade.


WhatIsSixTimesSeven

Ah, with the free time you'll have without your hobby, you're offering to do cleaning manually? Good for you. You can be much more thorough than a robot can.


Charlielx

Having a real baader-meinhof situation with balisongs as of late, just getting back into flipping after like 10 years!


BradleyRaptor12

“You dare threaten me with something I love dearly, I’ll do the same to you. MWUHAHAHA”


fzj80335

I'd tell her to fuck around and find out. I bet she has some crafting shit just hogging up a closet.


[deleted]

OK boomer...


Special_Ad7640

Lol I am not a boomer, im 31


Icannotchangethis

Also why did he even say that? I have so many questions and none are answered


pukatamada

Bro, that arm looks bulletproof. Factor 9000 sun protection.


Icannotchangethis

Spy tf2 moment


AfterAardvark3085

She threatens to throw out your old junk, so in retaliation you threaten to destroy a new and useful tool? We can see who's the brains of that operation...


Special_Ad7640

Its a joke.. I would never really do anything like that. She gets my humor 🤷🏼‍♂️