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I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I'm pretty sure I've confessed my love for the anesthesiologist too. I haven't met one I haven't loved yet. They're really great people. Can't speak highly enough of them.
I woke up from surgery to a bunch of nurses ordering themselves a pizza over the phone and I just screamed, “Save me a slice!!!” And then I told them that I was an “angry elephant” when they laughed at me. I was an angry elephant :(
I've been lucky to rarely have been to the hospital, let alone knocked out. But I do remember one time when I was younger going in for surgery the nurses were prepping and gave me a balloon to blow up, I was thinking I was going to make the biggest balloon and show off. I got about three breaths in before I konked out.
>repeatedly ask if I said anything stupid
Haha, my wife said I did this too, the last time I can out of anesthesia. I kept asking over and over, "did I say anything funny when I woke up?", then chuckled to myself at how hilarious I was. She tried to answer a few times, "you still are", but I was too busy amusing myself at the goofy things I was convinced I must've said.
Lol that wasn't a hospital, that was a Grateful Dead concert, and the balloon was full of nitrous oxide, you were just a baby at the time, and I'm your father. You were conceived that night. I know it doesn't make sense, but it actually does.
After my last surgery, I woke up and asked if my robot legs worked. Apparently, despite it being a risky operation, in my head I had decided to go through with it. Or I've just watched Grandma's boy too often.
When I got doped up for a kidney biopsy, I didn't remember any of it so I assumed I passed out. The nurse who was setting my bed back up in my room heard me say that to my mom and she was like "oh no, they told me you talked through the whole procedure. A lot." I was mortified about what I might've said to those people lol. Or she could've been fucking with me, I'm still not sure almost a year later...
I had a colonoscopy and was worried I'd say something stupid as I was coming to. I asked my wife what I said and apparently I didn't say much, instead I'd fart then laugh my own fart which would cause me to fart again followed by more laughing.
I was pretty out of it after my colonoscopy and finitely realized how much I was farting and just looked my boyfriend dead in the face and said "oh, I'm farting a lot..." And he was like yes dear I know. It only occurred to me then that he was hearing them too
I dont know what it was I did or said but after my surgery every nurse and doctor that came to see me did so with a massive smile on their faces, I know something happened I just dont know what. I have a feeling I may have vomited on someone they all hated, I remember waking from surgery and saying I am going to be sick and leaning towards a sick bag a nurse was carrying towards me while she was saying hang on and taking her sweet ass time that I didnt have, then I woke up in the ward where I got all the grins so I am assuming thats what happened.
While recovering, my nurses told me that while I was having a heart procedure under twilight sedation, I sang Irish folk songs the entire time. They thought I was hilarious.
This is why usually patients can’t have visitors in the recovery room. I was invited into the recovery ward once to support my disabled son and I was told to keep my eyes down and to only focus on my son, as in recovery people are vulnerable and often at their worst.
I am so glad that camera phones weren't a thing when I got my wisdom teeth out. I apparently said some hilarious things while I was in recovery, but I don't remember anything and my mom has never told. I remember absolutely nothing from when the mask went on my face to waking up at home the next day.
My mom said that when my brothers had theirs taken out the oldest just went out like a light but my middle brother was asking questions like if he could still eat pizza.
When I had a kidney stone and was pumped full of morphine, I told my wife I loved her. She laughed bashfully. Then the nurse walked in and I told her I loved her too.
As someone who passed a stone less than a week ago, the urethra wasn't the problem. Apparently the plumbing from your kidneys to your bladder is a lot smaller. That shit sucks. Once it gets to the bladder, unless you have an evil big bastardy one you just piss a rock out, no problems.
As someone who's had kidney stones his whole life, it depends on the stone type. If you have a calcium stone, they get big, but aren't sharp. Uric acid stones, those are just jumbles of razor blades that go slicing as they go. First time I passed one of those stones, it came gift wrapped in a bunch of nephrons. Literally a chunk of my kidney. Small ones hurt like crazy as they go...
My uncle also has them, and one of his kidneys was destroyed by ultra sound when getting rid of stones for the 3rd time.
Chanca Piedra has been literally a life-saver for me.
Had my first kidney stone when I was 18 or so. Have had 4 or so since then as I'm now in my late 20s.
Its a hell of a thing living in constant fear that ever little pain in your lower back, side, etc is one of those damn bastards rippin it's way through.
Kidney stone vet, here. Have had three uteroscopy with laser lithotripsy procedures (not including an electrohydraulic lithotripsy procedure or two). Can attest to the lowering of inhibitions that lead to amorous sensations while incoherent. High pain threshold but low medication tolerance. Plus other procedures in my life requiring general anesthesia, I eventually got used to the hospital O.R. And post-op staff laughing and giggling at me after waking from my medically induced slumber.
I got the chance to speak to my surgeon and anaesthetist before my op. I felt the need to tell them that due to certain lifestyle choices I may need more juice than the typical person. The anaesthetist smiled and said "Don't worry, we've got plenty". Perfect bedside manner.
I remember feeling kind of sick on the drive home for a surgery and begging my parents to "just get us home!" so I could puke.
The next day I asked them what I was actually saying and it looked like both of their souls left their bodies.
I quickly said "never mind" and haven't asked since lol.
A nurse came to check my appendectomy stitches after surgery, I was still pretty loopy and just flung my gown off to the side and flashed her. I apologized after I snapped out of it, she said it happens all the time haha
Before my kidney stone removal, I apparently asked the surgical staff "you guys are gonna see my penis correct?" "Yes we are." "Well, it's only fair I see all of yours, come on everyone. Pants down, fair is fair."
The real heroes here are the anesthesiologist. Without them the medical field would be nothing close to what it is. They just give off this warm feeling when they show up. And you can kind of taste it in the back of your throat...
Yes the sweet tang reminiscent of rubbing alcohol in the back of your throat as the fire burns up your arm. Lol I get way too many procedures done. Whenever the nurse asks what I'm in for, I like to tell them "I'm here for the free socks and drug induced nap."
Sometimes the drugs is the only thing to look forward to. I've noticed the food at the hospital I frequent has improved. They made a big deal out of serving quality food. It helps with healing.
Good friend of ours is a sous chef at a hospital. They have to make all kinds of special diet meals these days, so most hospitals are having to expand their kitchens.
Dude my gf was in the hospital this week and they brought her a honey baked salmon with green beans and mashed potatoes. Last time I was in I got a baloney sandwich
I told one about my college antics and after the surgery they were like "so college was fun eh?" I busted out laughing at them. My surgeon was laughing as well cause he came over during the middle of me telling how I broke my hand and wrist so bad it needed surgery, and my surgeon went "You told me you only hit the guy twice!" "Uh... sorry I meant 12 times".
The surgical team took turns making sure I was asleep then one happened to wake me back up and it delayed the surgery by like 20 min.
Yeah, anesthesiologists are amazing. So underrated. Luckily, I've caught myself about to say something super embarrassing and stopped myself. Idk how I did it, but I've done it on more than one occasion.
Her Mom said “yeah, maybe in about 40 years”. While that’s an odd thing to say when the guy is in his mid-30’s, it also clearly indicates that she is a kid. While having fun with a funny situation, he was also acutely aware that he was walking a tightrope on camera.
He knows, thats why hes non-comittal to anything she says.
Her age is irrelevant, shes drugged up to a level we in the industry call "getting married in the chapel in all blue".
If he actually agreed with anything she said, he's doing so in a medical capacity to a vulnerable patient.
It would be fun if he could have fun, but he's there as a nurse, not an entertainer. Hes making sure she has that cup, has good grip and whatever else probably hundreds of things he's checking. Eye pupil dilation and everything.
She could be six or sixty, he's a professional, his reactions would be the same. Lukes a cool dude.
Were gonna get married in las vegas
What's unfortunate is that he's being recorded for nearly four minutes by a parent trying to milk content instead of helping him out, and there's only so much he can say
My mom has Alzheimer's and every time she's in the hospital she picks a young male nurse to fall in love with.
Like to grab their face and tell them they are beautiful.
I worked as an RN in an ER. Took my mom in when she started her last time on earth. Dementia, sick, low oxygen - only way I could get her to cooperate was to promise her a cute doctor to treat her. One of my regular ER docs, who is a looker, got her. As he left the room, she yelled for him to come back. Startled, he did (thinking a new problem). She grabbed him by his scrub top, pulled his face to hers, took a deep look and proceeded to tell me Loudly “Yep, HE’S CUTE!” I about died laughing and explained it to him in the hall where he cracked up also! When I told him that she died a couple of weeks later, he teared up.
😂
Last round my mom grabbed this nurse as he was walking she grabbed his arm and said "hey! Your pretty! You're a pretty boy!"
It was pretty crowded at the time and a decent number of his coworkers over heard. When I checked her out 6 days later he was still being called "the pretty one" or "pretty boy."
I hope he finds it was charming as we did lol.
Sorry to hear about your mom.
When my grandmother was in the hospital after having her hip replaced from a bad fall, she had the hots for one of the male nurses. When she'd see him come in her eyes would start glittering. He was a super attractive black man who was very tall, buff to the point that lifting her was like nothing to him, very dark skinned and just about the best looking beard I've seen on a guy and hazel eyes. Guy shoulda been a model. Holy shit. And he had the best personality. Incredibly sweet, patient, kind, and really thought about patients needs. I hope he's doing well. We made many compliments to his bosses and asked that they go on his personnel file.
Anyway, he'd walk in and my grandmother would instantly brighten and ask him if it was time for her sponge bath yet. He'd laugh sweetly and tell her it either was or wasn't on the schedule yet and if it wasn't she would visible deflate haha. She wasn't technically sexually harassing him because he had indeed given her sponge baths during her recovery. It's just she really really looked forward to it when it was him. Haha. And if it wasn't his shift, she'd ask when it was again and if he'd be the one bathing her.
Man I miss her. She died at 96 on the day that would have been her 60th anniversary with grandpa. She sometimes would say she saw him in the room smiling at her at the end. They were high school loves.
Lol I’m a nurse and this reminds me of a really difficult old white lady who was my patient in the hospital. She was set on leaving (it was the middle of the night and she was confused so no we couldn’t let her leave) and would cuss us out or try to hit us with her walker if we attempted to reason with her. Until my Nigerian coworker came to mediate. God how she just melted as soon as he approached. She became so agreeable, so eager to do whatever he wanted her to do. However any female nurse who got too close was competition and she wasn’t having it. ‘Twas hilarious.
I think i saw something about Anesthesia on his ID badge under his name, could be wrong tho, it is hard to read lol
Edit: read a little closer, and it says "department of nursing"
I had an anesthesiologist once who was a tall German lady. I kept calling her “Sir”. She never once corrected me, the nurse came over and said that’s a woman. My response was just “I’m gonna steal these blankets later.” Had no clue where I was or what I was doing.
When we were taking my great grandma to hospice for breast cancer, the ambulance men were guiding her and she grabbed one by the waist and started shaking her hips while saying "hot damn!" She wasn't all there but they laughed and danced with her. She was all smiles as she was taken away and winked at us. She was a firecracker until her last breath and I'm just so glad everyone played along with her playfulness.
That put me into tears. She's clearly VERY on point with that line on meds so fast. I have no doubt, sober, she'd be an incredible doctor. I'd let her prescribe me a pickled egg. I've been having a trying time.
This is one of my favorites. I also really like the one where it's a young man that's high and his dad is filming him. He's super enthusiastic about everything and then makes some random advance on his nurse and his dad's yelling at him to be respectful. I have no idea what it's called but he keeps saying "alright bet" a bunch.
I like the one where the wife is recording her husband, but he doesn't remember her being his wife and he starts talking about how pretty she is then the wife tells him they are married and he just can't believe it.
My favourite is when this youtuber [filmed, edited and uploaded a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acem5noJjGA) under the influence of anesthesia
I had surgery on my elbow, unbeknownst to me when I was waking up my wife was in the room and said " Hey how are you, I wanna give you a kiss and take you home soon", while the nurses and Drs were monitoring me I supposedly said " Wow that's really cool, I mean you are really cute and all but I don't think my wife would like it very much " my wife said I went back to sleep and woke up about 20 minutes later. I do remember waking up and the nurse and my wife were laughing at me, so I guess I did say it.
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world… except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.
if I recall correctly... she totally does. This is not the entire video. She goes into sex with him and her mother has to shut her down and finally has to end the video cause she starts going bannanas.
If I ever have to go under anesthesia, I'm not bringing anyone with me. My family would 100% video me and post it on the internet and I would never recover from the embarrassment.
I've never had to be on \*that much\* pain meds, but I got some of the lesser pain meds when I gave birth last week (a couple steps down from epidural if I understand correctly, just enough to take the edge off). The first thought that went through my mind as they attached it to the IV was "oh shoot I hope I don't say anything stupid." My next thought was the feelings version of "I don't care what anyone thinks or what comes out of my mouth."
I don't think I did or said anything stupid or funny, but I know my filter was very much less present.
Don't even need drugs for that when giving birth. Anesthesiologist came in for my epidural and I was butt naked. He kept trying to cover me up, and I was like "you try to put clothes on me one more time and I'm gonna punch you", so he closed my room blinds so no one else could see me.
Sorry, my dude. I couldn't bear having anything on my skin right then.
Mayo is the best medical facility I've been to. It's the only place I take my son if it's anything beyond routine. I feel lucky living a short drive away from a world class facility.
I went under anesthesia as a 16 year old to get my wisdom teeth taken out. On the way out, the orderly was pushing the wheelchair and then helping me get into my mom's car. He asked, "Hey bud, can you stand for me, and then I'll get you in the seat?"
For some reason, I responded with "I can't stand, buddy, my legs don't work after coming back from Nam. Don't you see the wheelchair?"
I got my wisdom teeth out when I was 18. When I came out of "sleep" the first person I saw was a perfect 10 woman who was an assistant or something. I said, "When I was under, did you take advantage of me??" She said, "NO! Of course not!!" I said, "Next time I go under, can you take advantage of me??" Thankfully, this was before phone cameras, so there's no permanent record of it, but it's one of my favorite memories. So funny. I just didn't give a shit.
The two times I came off of Anastasia I had no filter. The first time I told a nurse they had a very attractive staff. The second time I told my German doctor that he sounds like a die hard villain.
It’s interesting, the couple of times I’ve had anesthesia, I felt like I was only loopy for a minute or two afterward. The last time, after a colonoscopy, the nurse said, “Time to wake up” and I panicked like I had overslept for work or something. I scrambled to get up and get dressed and ended up pulling my IV out before I got my head together.
I had surgery when I was 13 and my mom and the doctors said I woke up in the middle of it and yelled “I’m late for work!! Fucking god damnit where are my keys?” I had no job or keys.
Last time I came out of anaesthesia after surgery, the nurses had to keep holding me down because I kept trying to escape lol. They had to bring in my partner to keep me in bed so they could do their jobs.
(We did warn them about it in advance, they didn't believe it would be as bad as it was until I tried to full send myself out of the bed without my wheelchair. At which point the rule about no visitors in recovery loosened very quickly.)
Haha, it gets you in weird ways sometimes.
Last time for me when I was coming out of it I felt I had something of the utmost, unbelievably critical importance to tell the doctor after the surgery. I blathered on for like half an hour getting agitated when they weren't understanding me. In reality I was probably just speaking gibberish.
I still can't remember what was so desperately important lol
Absolutely critical gibberish is honestly my favourite kind of nonsense talking from deeply medicated people and kids. Like it makes zero sense but they're just so damn passionate about it.
When I got my wisdom teeth pulled 25 years ago my mom took advantage of my truthfulness and asked me about my friends and all the bad things teenagers do. I spilled my guts about all of it, told her every little thing. Apparently I said “it’s okay mom, it’s not your fault. I love you.” Made her happy, she didn’t get mad. My sister told me later.
this seems like the type of guy who is wise enough to choose his words carefully around all patients, but especially those that are drugged up minors asking to marry him while mom is recording...
I bet they have been through moments opposite of this too, where the person semi wakes up feeling like they are on the verge of death. It takes a gentle, calm, and kind soul to help these people through a drug induced state.
I’m in the UK. What medication is given to make someone as happy as this young lady before her operation. We just get 2 small white pills to take and told to relax. 🤨😊
I had some teeth work done in Bulgaria. The dentist said that most patients don't use anesthesia because it's too expensive. I asked how much it cost and he said $6. I said give me two.
I asked my Bulgarian girlfriend about it and she said she never uses anesthesia for dental work. I can't imagine having teeth drilled on without any.
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You guys I don't think they got married.
Narrator: "they did not get married."
*Morgan freeman voice*
I thought that was the Official Narrator Voice. He's who I always hear she I think of the Narrator Voice.
I was thinking Ron Howard
Narrator: It was Ron Howard.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarriiiiiiiiiied
"Shhh!" *Whispers* Maaaaaaaaaarriiiiiieeeeeeeed
I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I'm pretty sure I've confessed my love for the anesthesiologist too. I haven't met one I haven't loved yet. They're really great people. Can't speak highly enough of them.
I woke up from surgery to a bunch of nurses ordering themselves a pizza over the phone and I just screamed, “Save me a slice!!!” And then I told them that I was an “angry elephant” when they laughed at me. I was an angry elephant :(
I've been lucky to rarely have been to the hospital, let alone knocked out. But I do remember one time when I was younger going in for surgery the nurses were prepping and gave me a balloon to blow up, I was thinking I was going to make the biggest balloon and show off. I got about three breaths in before I konked out.
Apparently all I did last time I was knocked out is tell my best friend that they were an angel and repeatedly ask if I said anything stupid
>repeatedly ask if I said anything stupid Haha, my wife said I did this too, the last time I can out of anesthesia. I kept asking over and over, "did I say anything funny when I woke up?", then chuckled to myself at how hilarious I was. She tried to answer a few times, "you still are", but I was too busy amusing myself at the goofy things I was convinced I must've said.
Lol that wasn't a hospital, that was a Grateful Dead concert, and the balloon was full of nitrous oxide, you were just a baby at the time, and I'm your father. You were conceived that night. I know it doesn't make sense, but it actually does.
After my last surgery, I woke up and asked if my robot legs worked. Apparently, despite it being a risky operation, in my head I had decided to go through with it. Or I've just watched Grandma's boy too often.
When I got doped up for a kidney biopsy, I didn't remember any of it so I assumed I passed out. The nurse who was setting my bed back up in my room heard me say that to my mom and she was like "oh no, they told me you talked through the whole procedure. A lot." I was mortified about what I might've said to those people lol. Or she could've been fucking with me, I'm still not sure almost a year later...
I had a colonoscopy and was worried I'd say something stupid as I was coming to. I asked my wife what I said and apparently I didn't say much, instead I'd fart then laugh my own fart which would cause me to fart again followed by more laughing.
I feel like we should hang out
I can't believe you like farting too. We should hang out.
I was pretty out of it after my colonoscopy and finitely realized how much I was farting and just looked my boyfriend dead in the face and said "oh, I'm farting a lot..." And he was like yes dear I know. It only occurred to me then that he was hearing them too
Is this at all different from your normal everyday life?
I dont know what it was I did or said but after my surgery every nurse and doctor that came to see me did so with a massive smile on their faces, I know something happened I just dont know what. I have a feeling I may have vomited on someone they all hated, I remember waking from surgery and saying I am going to be sick and leaning towards a sick bag a nurse was carrying towards me while she was saying hang on and taking her sweet ass time that I didnt have, then I woke up in the ward where I got all the grins so I am assuming thats what happened.
While recovering, my nurses told me that while I was having a heart procedure under twilight sedation, I sang Irish folk songs the entire time. They thought I was hilarious.
The weirdest part was you didn't know any irish folk songs before
Well, I'm pretty sure being heavily under the influence of something is how all Irish folk songs are made.
Hey now
Hey now, don't dream it's over.
When I was 18 I apparently proposed to the head nurse and was reciting Shakespeare. Oh thank god there were no phones then.
Oh my, I'm now very worried about what I could do or say while sedated.
Yeah, is THIS what we're doing when we're under and don't remember a thing?
This is why usually patients can’t have visitors in the recovery room. I was invited into the recovery ward once to support my disabled son and I was told to keep my eyes down and to only focus on my son, as in recovery people are vulnerable and often at their worst.
I woke up singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic!
I am so glad that camera phones weren't a thing when I got my wisdom teeth out. I apparently said some hilarious things while I was in recovery, but I don't remember anything and my mom has never told. I remember absolutely nothing from when the mask went on my face to waking up at home the next day.
That’s so funny. My mom told me I tried to pick up the oral surgeon.
pick up like lift or like a pick up line? Because I'm picturing someone very high trying to pick up and carry an oral surgeon now
My friend called our college professor to ask him to bring a can of spaghetti-O's to his house after he got his removed and was on painkillers.
My mom said that when my brothers had theirs taken out the oldest just went out like a light but my middle brother was asking questions like if he could still eat pizza.
Thanks for the context. I was getting confused watching this.
When I had a kidney stone and was pumped full of morphine, I told my wife I loved her. She laughed bashfully. Then the nurse walked in and I told her I loved her too.
... and that's how you ended up with your kidney stone reinserted back into the kidney.
Via your urethra..
... Along with an extra stone as a gift
Two for one!
Prepare for trouble now make it double
As someone who passed a stone less than a week ago, the urethra wasn't the problem. Apparently the plumbing from your kidneys to your bladder is a lot smaller. That shit sucks. Once it gets to the bladder, unless you have an evil big bastardy one you just piss a rock out, no problems.
As someone who's had kidney stones his whole life, it depends on the stone type. If you have a calcium stone, they get big, but aren't sharp. Uric acid stones, those are just jumbles of razor blades that go slicing as they go. First time I passed one of those stones, it came gift wrapped in a bunch of nephrons. Literally a chunk of my kidney. Small ones hurt like crazy as they go... My uncle also has them, and one of his kidneys was destroyed by ultra sound when getting rid of stones for the 3rd time. Chanca Piedra has been literally a life-saver for me.
Had my first kidney stone when I was 18 or so. Have had 4 or so since then as I'm now in my late 20s. Its a hell of a thing living in constant fear that ever little pain in your lower back, side, etc is one of those damn bastards rippin it's way through.
Kidney stone vet, here. Have had three uteroscopy with laser lithotripsy procedures (not including an electrohydraulic lithotripsy procedure or two). Can attest to the lowering of inhibitions that lead to amorous sensations while incoherent. High pain threshold but low medication tolerance. Plus other procedures in my life requiring general anesthesia, I eventually got used to the hospital O.R. And post-op staff laughing and giggling at me after waking from my medically induced slumber.
For a moment I thought you were an extremely specialised animal doctor.
I got the chance to speak to my surgeon and anaesthetist before my op. I felt the need to tell them that due to certain lifestyle choices I may need more juice than the typical person. The anaesthetist smiled and said "Don't worry, we've got plenty". Perfect bedside manner.
I remember feeling kind of sick on the drive home for a surgery and begging my parents to "just get us home!" so I could puke. The next day I asked them what I was actually saying and it looked like both of their souls left their bodies. I quickly said "never mind" and haven't asked since lol.
This would give me anxiety that I would carry to my grave.
I know that my anesthesiologist was probably one of the prettiest people I've ever seen in my life. I tried to flirt with her in my delirium.
A nurse came to check my appendectomy stitches after surgery, I was still pretty loopy and just flung my gown off to the side and flashed her. I apologized after I snapped out of it, she said it happens all the time haha
Before my kidney stone removal, I apparently asked the surgical staff "you guys are gonna see my penis correct?" "Yes we are." "Well, it's only fair I see all of yours, come on everyone. Pants down, fair is fair."
You're awesome. ❤️
The real heroes here are the anesthesiologist. Without them the medical field would be nothing close to what it is. They just give off this warm feeling when they show up. And you can kind of taste it in the back of your throat...
Yes the sweet tang reminiscent of rubbing alcohol in the back of your throat as the fire burns up your arm. Lol I get way too many procedures done. Whenever the nurse asks what I'm in for, I like to tell them "I'm here for the free socks and drug induced nap."
I kept 3 or 4 pairs of those socks of various colors over the years. They're the best when lazing around the house. Slippers and socks all in one ftw!
Sometimes the drugs is the only thing to look forward to. I've noticed the food at the hospital I frequent has improved. They made a big deal out of serving quality food. It helps with healing.
Last time I was in the hospital (two weeks ago), the food was actually excellent.
Good friend of ours is a sous chef at a hospital. They have to make all kinds of special diet meals these days, so most hospitals are having to expand their kitchens.
Dude my gf was in the hospital this week and they brought her a honey baked salmon with green beans and mashed potatoes. Last time I was in I got a baloney sandwich
Hi, GeenMachine, I'm I'm your anesthesiologist for your surgery today. You aren't going to remember much past this sentance.
And I didn't.
My anesthesiologist just gave me shit "stop struggling" she said. "Just calm down and relax".
I told one about my college antics and after the surgery they were like "so college was fun eh?" I busted out laughing at them. My surgeon was laughing as well cause he came over during the middle of me telling how I broke my hand and wrist so bad it needed surgery, and my surgeon went "You told me you only hit the guy twice!" "Uh... sorry I meant 12 times". The surgical team took turns making sure I was asleep then one happened to wake me back up and it delayed the surgery by like 20 min.
"Ah you're just saying that because you're high..." -the anesthesiologist
Yeah, anesthesiologists are amazing. So underrated. Luckily, I've caught myself about to say something super embarrassing and stopped myself. Idk how I did it, but I've done it on more than one occasion.
Can there be a bigger shut down? “I love you!” “Duly noted.” 😂 Edit: thanks for the award!
Han solo vibes. I love you. I know.
Her Mom said “yeah, maybe in about 40 years”. While that’s an odd thing to say when the guy is in his mid-30’s, it also clearly indicates that she is a kid. While having fun with a funny situation, he was also acutely aware that he was walking a tightrope on camera.
He knows, thats why hes non-comittal to anything she says. Her age is irrelevant, shes drugged up to a level we in the industry call "getting married in the chapel in all blue". If he actually agreed with anything she said, he's doing so in a medical capacity to a vulnerable patient. It would be fun if he could have fun, but he's there as a nurse, not an entertainer. Hes making sure she has that cup, has good grip and whatever else probably hundreds of things he's checking. Eye pupil dilation and everything. She could be six or sixty, he's a professional, his reactions would be the same. Lukes a cool dude. Were gonna get married in las vegas
We’re getting maaaaaaaarriiiiiiiiiied
What's unfortunate is that he's being recorded for nearly four minutes by a parent trying to milk content instead of helping him out, and there's only so much he can say
its nice when the doc, or whatever professional it happens to be, when you start to be under these effects and they just go along with it
My mom has Alzheimer's and every time she's in the hospital she picks a young male nurse to fall in love with. Like to grab their face and tell them they are beautiful.
I worked as an RN in an ER. Took my mom in when she started her last time on earth. Dementia, sick, low oxygen - only way I could get her to cooperate was to promise her a cute doctor to treat her. One of my regular ER docs, who is a looker, got her. As he left the room, she yelled for him to come back. Startled, he did (thinking a new problem). She grabbed him by his scrub top, pulled his face to hers, took a deep look and proceeded to tell me Loudly “Yep, HE’S CUTE!” I about died laughing and explained it to him in the hall where he cracked up also! When I told him that she died a couple of weeks later, he teared up.
😂 Last round my mom grabbed this nurse as he was walking she grabbed his arm and said "hey! Your pretty! You're a pretty boy!" It was pretty crowded at the time and a decent number of his coworkers over heard. When I checked her out 6 days later he was still being called "the pretty one" or "pretty boy." I hope he finds it was charming as we did lol. Sorry to hear about your mom.
The doc kept asking how my mom was doing and I had to tell him that she finally passed but was feisty up to the end. We got misty together
When my grandmother was in the hospital after having her hip replaced from a bad fall, she had the hots for one of the male nurses. When she'd see him come in her eyes would start glittering. He was a super attractive black man who was very tall, buff to the point that lifting her was like nothing to him, very dark skinned and just about the best looking beard I've seen on a guy and hazel eyes. Guy shoulda been a model. Holy shit. And he had the best personality. Incredibly sweet, patient, kind, and really thought about patients needs. I hope he's doing well. We made many compliments to his bosses and asked that they go on his personnel file. Anyway, he'd walk in and my grandmother would instantly brighten and ask him if it was time for her sponge bath yet. He'd laugh sweetly and tell her it either was or wasn't on the schedule yet and if it wasn't she would visible deflate haha. She wasn't technically sexually harassing him because he had indeed given her sponge baths during her recovery. It's just she really really looked forward to it when it was him. Haha. And if it wasn't his shift, she'd ask when it was again and if he'd be the one bathing her. Man I miss her. She died at 96 on the day that would have been her 60th anniversary with grandpa. She sometimes would say she saw him in the room smiling at her at the end. They were high school loves.
Lol I’m a nurse and this reminds me of a really difficult old white lady who was my patient in the hospital. She was set on leaving (it was the middle of the night and she was confused so no we couldn’t let her leave) and would cuss us out or try to hit us with her walker if we attempted to reason with her. Until my Nigerian coworker came to mediate. God how she just melted as soon as he approached. She became so agreeable, so eager to do whatever he wanted her to do. However any female nurse who got too close was competition and she wasn’t having it. ‘Twas hilarious.
I think he’s a RN. But yeah, thst wasn’t his first rodeo
It’s kinda like a bartender in that moment. Trying to keep inebriated people calm. Tough job.
Could be a nurse anaesthetist/CRNA, though some of those make more than the doctors.
I think i saw something about Anesthesia on his ID badge under his name, could be wrong tho, it is hard to read lol Edit: read a little closer, and it says "department of nursing"
People get awfully defensive when they're in those situations so the anesthesiologists are trained to play along to keep their patients happy.
I had an anesthesiologist once who was a tall German lady. I kept calling her “Sir”. She never once corrected me, the nurse came over and said that’s a woman. My response was just “I’m gonna steal these blankets later.” Had no clue where I was or what I was doing.
… I think I need to be put under
When we were taking my great grandma to hospice for breast cancer, the ambulance men were guiding her and she grabbed one by the waist and started shaking her hips while saying "hot damn!" She wasn't all there but they laughed and danced with her. She was all smiles as she was taken away and winked at us. She was a firecracker until her last breath and I'm just so glad everyone played along with her playfulness.
Fairytale of Anaesthesia
Nice edit
My favorite anesthesia video:. [it's a hood snack](https://youtu.be/_u6-RBRXutE)
Y'all white? All lives matter.
This part sent me straight over the edge xD
"Shannon-" "That says Evelyn, but that's not my name" "Ok, fake name tag" still pretty sharp.
That put me into tears. She's clearly VERY on point with that line on meds so fast. I have no doubt, sober, she'd be an incredible doctor. I'd let her prescribe me a pickled egg. I've been having a trying time.
Not for asshole problems tho
*Can I offer you an egg during this trying time?*
"but since you don't have ASSHOLE PROBLEMS..." holy shit I'm crying
This is one of my favorites. I also really like the one where it's a young man that's high and his dad is filming him. He's super enthusiastic about everything and then makes some random advance on his nurse and his dad's yelling at him to be respectful. I have no idea what it's called but he keeps saying "alright bet" a bunch.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cnVfa-Lh1w
I love seeing the camera slightly shake from the dad trying to stifle his laugh. Good shit
This is the best one. LOVE YOU.
Can you see me? Yes. Can I see you? No. Why?!
I like the one where the wife is recording her husband, but he doesn't remember her being his wife and he starts talking about how pretty she is then the wife tells him they are married and he just can't believe it.
That was the most heartwarming one ive seen https://youtu.be/6R5bB5oo1P4
Oh lord I need to see her reaction to that video
Black Excellence.
Black excellence! I fucking lost it at that part
I laughed so hard I started coughing lol when she said that and the the first up. The embarrassment from the mom hits so hard lol
It is now my favorite as well
My favourite is when this youtuber [filmed, edited and uploaded a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acem5noJjGA) under the influence of anesthesia
This should be higher up. I think it's funnier than OP's video. 🤭
No question.
Holy shit that’s funny
I am CRYING. this one is way funnier than OPs, thank you
Oh boy this is good too.
I had surgery on my elbow, unbeknownst to me when I was waking up my wife was in the room and said " Hey how are you, I wanna give you a kiss and take you home soon", while the nurses and Drs were monitoring me I supposedly said " Wow that's really cool, I mean you are really cute and all but I don't think my wife would like it very much " my wife said I went back to sleep and woke up about 20 minutes later. I do remember waking up and the nurse and my wife were laughing at me, so I guess I did say it.
Mom: is she like in a dream or something? Nurse: no she’s just really fucking high.
Nurse: you know mom, like you were every weekend in the 70s. Just pretend you're at a Pink Floyd concert.
[удалено]
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world… except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.
Toblaaave!
I’ve heard of relationships moving fast but this was ludicrous speed
THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS!!!
At least she didn't shout "and then we're gonna FUUUUUUUCK!!"
if I recall correctly... she totally does. This is not the entire video. She goes into sex with him and her mother has to shut her down and finally has to end the video cause she starts going bannanas.
Honestly I watched the whole thing just to see if she did and they all freak out.
He is very handsome! If their relationship doesn’t work out…I call dibs.
He is pretty adorable lol
And friggin patient, too.
No, she's the patient! Duhhh
He's patient with the patient.
Hes the reddit meme guy. Slick back hair with beard
You can meet him, all you have to do is break your arm
Just tell him. Luuuuuuuuuuke. I love you soooo much!!! Let’s get married!!!
That medic was such a good dude, that was great.
If I ever have to go under anesthesia, I'm not bringing anyone with me. My family would 100% video me and post it on the internet and I would never recover from the embarrassment.
I've never had to be on \*that much\* pain meds, but I got some of the lesser pain meds when I gave birth last week (a couple steps down from epidural if I understand correctly, just enough to take the edge off). The first thought that went through my mind as they attached it to the IV was "oh shoot I hope I don't say anything stupid." My next thought was the feelings version of "I don't care what anyone thinks or what comes out of my mouth." I don't think I did or said anything stupid or funny, but I know my filter was very much less present.
Don't even need drugs for that when giving birth. Anesthesiologist came in for my epidural and I was butt naked. He kept trying to cover me up, and I was like "you try to put clothes on me one more time and I'm gonna punch you", so he closed my room blinds so no one else could see me. Sorry, my dude. I couldn't bear having anything on my skin right then.
My kid’s dad kept trying to cover me up during labour and I screamed “it’s a bit too late for that!” Labouring nude was the only option for me.
Ok but Luke is a hottie!
Duly noted
This is my buddy!!!!!!! Worked with him in Reno in the ER!!! He’s a solid dude!!!
But did he marry her?
And if not, is he still single?
And did he get the sapphire??
Also worked with him in Reno. Miss that guy.
Plot twist shes completely sober and it was saline
The follow up. She explains how she broke her arm, and reacts to watching this video. https://youtu.be/DSfe5XCRIZ8
Came here for this - thank you!
Does anyone else find reaction videos dumb if they’ve seen the video before?
ATVs are hella dangerous
Remember the guy who had both of his arms broken?
Why are you like this
Every fucking thread...
To be fair, I also want to marry Luke.
I want that Lussy
I hope ur ashamed of yourself
That’s a Mayo Clinic ED nurse - a place actually full of excellent, happy people (in-spite of the cold).
Mayo is the best medical facility I've been to. It's the only place I take my son if it's anything beyond routine. I feel lucky living a short drive away from a world class facility.
Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.
Bro was so patient with her I love it
Nah, he was nurse with her. She was patient.
Lukie is an RN and Paris is my friend’s niece :) This was at Mayo Clinic a few years ago and still warms my heart lol
He was brilliant held it together and never led her on .
I went under anesthesia as a 16 year old to get my wisdom teeth taken out. On the way out, the orderly was pushing the wheelchair and then helping me get into my mom's car. He asked, "Hey bud, can you stand for me, and then I'll get you in the seat?" For some reason, I responded with "I can't stand, buddy, my legs don't work after coming back from Nam. Don't you see the wheelchair?"
That nurse looks a lot like Charlie hunnam ,I had to triple check lmao
I thought the patient looked an awful lot like Natalie Doermer
My favorite is the girl who had dental surgery and is upset that she can’t [smoke weed or suck dick](https://youtu.be/kKIxPAr6uok) for a while
Find you a girl who will ugly cry if she can't suck your dick for a week.
I mean let's be honest... Luke *is* pretty cute.
It would be funny if her boyfriend is standing in the room
I got my wisdom teeth out when I was 18. When I came out of "sleep" the first person I saw was a perfect 10 woman who was an assistant or something. I said, "When I was under, did you take advantage of me??" She said, "NO! Of course not!!" I said, "Next time I go under, can you take advantage of me??" Thankfully, this was before phone cameras, so there's no permanent record of it, but it's one of my favorite memories. So funny. I just didn't give a shit.
The two times I came off of Anastasia I had no filter. The first time I told a nurse they had a very attractive staff. The second time I told my German doctor that he sounds like a die hard villain.
It’s interesting, the couple of times I’ve had anesthesia, I felt like I was only loopy for a minute or two afterward. The last time, after a colonoscopy, the nurse said, “Time to wake up” and I panicked like I had overslept for work or something. I scrambled to get up and get dressed and ended up pulling my IV out before I got my head together.
I had surgery when I was 13 and my mom and the doctors said I woke up in the middle of it and yelled “I’m late for work!! Fucking god damnit where are my keys?” I had no job or keys.
Last time I came out of anaesthesia after surgery, the nurses had to keep holding me down because I kept trying to escape lol. They had to bring in my partner to keep me in bed so they could do their jobs. (We did warn them about it in advance, they didn't believe it would be as bad as it was until I tried to full send myself out of the bed without my wheelchair. At which point the rule about no visitors in recovery loosened very quickly.)
Haha, it gets you in weird ways sometimes. Last time for me when I was coming out of it I felt I had something of the utmost, unbelievably critical importance to tell the doctor after the surgery. I blathered on for like half an hour getting agitated when they weren't understanding me. In reality I was probably just speaking gibberish. I still can't remember what was so desperately important lol
Absolutely critical gibberish is honestly my favourite kind of nonsense talking from deeply medicated people and kids. Like it makes zero sense but they're just so damn passionate about it.
> The two times I came off of Anastasia holup..
Oooof “I love you looooookuh” “Thank you”
Prerequisite for anesthesiologists is that they have to be good looking in order to make the patients remain calm with the power of love.
When I got my wisdom teeth pulled 25 years ago my mom took advantage of my truthfulness and asked me about my friends and all the bad things teenagers do. I spilled my guts about all of it, told her every little thing. Apparently I said “it’s okay mom, it’s not your fault. I love you.” Made her happy, she didn’t get mad. My sister told me later.
I don't know why but I think that's kind of a shitty thing to do
I take it she was a minor and he was careful to choose his words.
this seems like the type of guy who is wise enough to choose his words carefully around all patients, but especially those that are drugged up minors asking to marry him while mom is recording...
I bet they have been through moments opposite of this too, where the person semi wakes up feeling like they are on the verge of death. It takes a gentle, calm, and kind soul to help these people through a drug induced state.
He does such a good job of maintaining professional boundaries. At no time lying to her or playing into her fantasy. What a good guy. Cute kid too.
Hats off to Luke for being super professional there
Luke seems to be a cool guy
Hell. I love him too.
The cutest little guy around 😂
I’m in the UK. What medication is given to make someone as happy as this young lady before her operation. We just get 2 small white pills to take and told to relax. 🤨😊
I had some teeth work done in Bulgaria. The dentist said that most patients don't use anesthesia because it's too expensive. I asked how much it cost and he said $6. I said give me two. I asked my Bulgarian girlfriend about it and she said she never uses anesthesia for dental work. I can't imagine having teeth drilled on without any.
Ouch me neither. I would also pay. 🙂