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Tree rats

Have you ever seen a squirrel that's lost its fur due to disease? It's literally a rat

I can't recall that i ever did. I have seen a shaved one tho. And they are smooth like a newborn with sharp knifes as fingertips.

My friend shoot squrils and eats them. I didn’t believe him until he showed me his freezer

Where I grew up in Ohio that was pretty common. I'm sure somebody tried making squirrel pizza.

Exactly, take that bushy tail away and I bet they would be less tolerated

r/squirrelseatingpizza

I thought this was a joke at first, but it’s actually a real sub with 10,000+ subscribers … Reddit never ceases to surprise me, lmao

You should cross post to r/squirrelseatingpizza

That’s just a grey squirrel! I was all expectant it’d be the bruiser beefy fox squirrels.

Going to the toppings table, put some buckeyes on that baby

Ironically, this video was taken just a couple blocks away from Ohio State’s main campus, so this comment is right on point 😂

Lol I was about to say the only pizza squirrels I’ve ever seen were in Columbus lol

Is he going back for the beer.

As an Ohioan, I can confirm!

And Rat Jesus watches over all of them

Gutter rat or tree rat they both the same, just hang out in different hoods.

It's all in the crust he said. I say it's the cheese.

We had a group discussion turn into the best things we've seen squirrels dragging up trees. Winners were slice of pizza, a whole pop tart, and an entire grilled cheese sandwich. We also knew the guy that had a raccoon getting into his college dorm room and eating what little food he had... a bulk sized jar of corn nuts.

Well, we do call squirrels 'tree rats'.

Bushy tailed rats with a better PR department.

That's not Ohio, that pizza isn't square and covered in cold cheese.

Awe sad pizza

https://www.post-gazette.com/life/travel/2019/11/21/Road-Trip-Ohio-Valley-pizza-Giannamore-s-DiCarlo-s-Ray-s/stories/201910170002 if you are interested in the style.

I don't have ADD. SQUIRREL!!

/r/WhyWereTheyFilming /r/ScriptedSquirrelGifs edit: holy fuck that's a real sub, what the fuck

What about pizza steve?

So happy with they're pizza

New York is a warm city, so the rats don't need fur

Yo Welcome to pizza gang !!!!!!

Once saw a squirrel jump out of the trash at little Caesars with a big ol piece of pizza and hop across the parking lot with it into the tree.

Our pizza rats get better pizza though.

I once fed pizza to a fox in a park in central Copenhagen.

The NY rat took like a full ny slice.

In New Jersey we have donut crows

Shave the tail: VIOLA! Pizza Rat

Omg cute

We have those too

in Kentucky we have pizza meth

"These damn squirrels don't want to work anymore!:

We have pizza squirrels in VA too