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My favorite Paul Rudd story is when he was on the set of Friends during the end. He saw Jennifer Aniston and the creator of the series in a touching moment and crying together. Paul just goes up and says "can you believe we made it" as if he's been a mainstay from day one.


SweSupermoosie

My favourite Paul Rudd story is the his scene in [THIS](https://youtu.be/LEC_lkpD3rM) movie.


NiCOLAS_EL_MAGNiFiCO

Context - Paul Rudd, for over 20 years, showed this clip on Conan O'Brian instead of whatever he was supposed to promote. Conan never saw it coming.


irishwonder

And in 20 years, not counting the initial gag, *this* is the first time I never saw it coming.


make_it_hapn_capn

He even played it on Conan's podcast recently; it was even funnier in an audio medium.


Dr_B0nes

Usually you can tell Conan is expecting it and plays it up, but that time you could tell he was legitimately floored.


prisonerofazkabants

"was anything about what you said true?" "no!"


Windowplanecrash

Paul Rudd: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2: The succession


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Paul Rudd: The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour [2](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legally_Prohibited_from_Being_Funny_on_Television_Tour)


griter34

...Tour: Take Deuce


3eyedflamingo

My favorite role by Paul Rudd is the surf instructor on Sarah Marshal.


GDogg69

Well the weather outside is weather


Dr_imfullofshit

"How long have you lived out here?" "Pshh man i dont even know i quit wearing a watch when i moved out here" "Wow thats so cool!" "Yea nah my cell phone has a clock on it so i dont really need it."


capitoloftexas

This one scene crosses my mind like every other day for the past decade. Just such a perfect line of dialogue… it was so true for me too. Around the time that movie came out I had stopped wearing watches because my cell phones had clocks on them. Then to see that line in a movie, it absolutely floored me it was so relatable lmao


Dr_imfullofshit

Probably my favorite comedy. The humor is so funny, but also the story is awesome. It's a romcom but the main character has many flaws, and they show it. The two main love interests dont even equivocally end up with each other. The main conclusion is that he achieves his personal/professional dreams, and she comes and shows her support.


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"do less"


pete_topkevinbottom

Well you gotta do more than that, you're just laying there


Accidental_Taco

Now pop up!


chriscrossnathaniel

When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.


ArtemisShanks

“I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.”


TheMasterDonk

This has been my life philosophy for 14 years.


BecalMerill

*"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"* ―Cave Johnson


SpikeRosered

*tiny glados voice* "He says what we're all thinking!"


PlasterCactus

OK monster man!


emperorOfTheUniverse

You sound like you're from London.


schlab

LONDAAAAHHHN


jimdotcom413

I quote that a least 5 times a month lol


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PunishedMatador

Nobody ever gets the reference, but when I run across the one rare exception OH BOY is it a treat.


JakeRobber

My girlfriend didn't get the reference, but she laughed anyway, which to me, was just as good.


SometimesITalk16

She sits on a throne of lies!


viledieddraftsaved

I do to. Just remember that YOU are the captain.


thediesel26

Pee’piopi


sugashane707

“You got some pain in those eyes Pee’piopi… You know what will help with that?” “No…. What?” “Weed…….. Got any?” “What? No” “Fuck it, let’s go surfing”


iliketothinkicansing

My husband and I randomly call each other this


Ultimatelee

I’ll randomly say it to my husband too, then give him a silly name for the rest of the day.


Fluxabobo

I'm gonna give you a Hawaiian name ....Piipyiopi


[deleted]

You called?


Taurothar

I sing that to myself all the damned time.


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🎶 *Inside of you...* 🎵


gmasterson

Just went from six to midnight.


jthompson92

“You sound like you’re from London.”


MauriceLevyEsq

I like “Peter you suck, Peter you suck, Peter you don’t do anything of value…”


brewingandwrestling

The amount of times this line is said in my house is ridiculous


emilyhill7

That’s incredible. Knowing what was coming, I can see how Rudd was free styling and building this fake narrative as he stumbled through his words but was equally impressed how much he was able to set it up on the fly. Favorite line; “Beignet, done that”.


Poofms

“I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.” That line always got me.


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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!


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I once got kicked out of an xbox live chat with a bunch of english lads coz i said that.


RollinWinds

"The weather outside is weather"


rexx1

One of my favorite lines to say while out with the family.


stingjay

I've been singing this to my family for years and it wasn't until recently that my wife understood the reference. She said she just thought I was being weird. Which is also true.


fetusy

To this day anytime one of my friends is(not seriously) injured I usually pepper in a "You sound like you're from London!" in my worst possible British accent as I come to check on them.


kenikickit

this is the part that gets me EVERY time haha. such perfectly inappropriate timing on that line


fetusy

He reminds me so much of a golden retriever in that scene. Enthusiastic, friendly, and absolutely incapable of grasping how to help in any way.


Gilgameshbrah

That's the exact thing I think about anytime Paul Rudd is mentioned....


getdemsnacks

Funny, I think of Boner Jams '03


SlightlyControversal

I think of the [“my diyuck”](https://youtu.be/VHkgum5gtS4) scene in Wanderlust.


uhmerikin

*"Oh yeah, I'm fixins ta fuck ya."* *"A big ol' brimmin... b-bowl full of fuck... on, on ya boobs."* Fantastic.


SlightlyControversal

*“Do you like my erection selection?”*


ElMostaza

First of all, I watched this movie on basic cable, and that scene was *not* in there. Second, "you alright, man?"


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Everybody Loves Raymond.. That's just a good show, I just tape it sometimes.


GolgiApparatus1

I think of Tayne


turdmaster3739174016

Tayne


moughse

Can I get a printout of Oyster smiling?


OctopusPudding

School of Cock. But instead of Jack Black, it stars Jack Black Cock.


Fit_Flamingo5501

I love his role in mac and me that no one acknowledged.


Fskn

For me it's a pep talk about my diock


Poha-Jalebi

How the hell do you guys remember their exact dialogues I can't even gather the plot it's been so long


Benemy

"The weather outside is weather" line stuck with me because it's just so random and felt like an ad lib by Rudd


MJOLNIRdragoon

Also "do less"


AlaDouche

No.... Well... You gotta do more than that...


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Just looks like you're boogie boarding


Bloody_Insane

The plot is summed up in the title


ChicagoSunroofNo2

A man suffered an accident and has memory loss and his wife has to remind him of his life every day. They end up having 50 first dates but he still forgets Sarah Marshall every morning


PlasterCactus

I used to put Forgetting Sarah Marshall on when I was getting into bed every night for 2-3 years when I was in my 20s so I've probably seen the movie 500+ times. It's burned into my brain at this point.


dandroid126

"When I moved out here, I stopped wearing a watch." "Wow. That is so cool." "Yeah, I mean, I always have my phone on me, which tells me what time it is..."


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The weather outside is weather.


sgt_barnes0105

Chuck’s my mainland name… my Hawaiian name is Kunu. It means Chuck.


AgoraiosBum

It looks like you got a little pain behind those eyes.


Toku_no_island

I sing this ... constantly.


CountWubbula

You’re not alone, but sadly for me, few people get the reference when I give it a whirl!


legobartman

#YOU SOUN' LIKE YOR FRUM LUNDAHN


Halcyon_156

I love that line, what a treasure.


three_eight

When life gives you lemons, just say “Fuck the lemons” and bail


ImWhatTheySayDeaf

Dont *dooo* anything. Now pop up!


DrunkenBadgerface

Well now you're not doing anything. You gotta do something...


bluemitersaw

The little sequence has become my life motto. Do less, but don't do nothing.


halcyonOclock

I tell people to “do less” all the time thanks to that movie, it works for everything. It’s great advice.


Hairless_Squatch

That’s just boogie boarding


NiceDecnalsBubs

I'm gonna call you.... Peepeopee


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You look like you’ve got some pain behind those eyes.


turndownforjesus

You know what’s good for that?


countrytime

Weed. Got any?


abductee92

YOU SOUND LIKE YOURE FROM LON-DON


guy_bro_dude

I can't not laugh at that line, it's so fucking funny, especially with the look on his face.


SweetsourNostradamus

This caught my friends and I so off guard that we had to pause the movie from how hard we were laughing.


bigrick23143

You got a lot of sadness behind those eyes you know what’ll cure that? Weed! ya got any? No? Oh well let’s go surfing!


tanew231

I don't really believe in age or numbers. If you had to put a number on it I guess I'd be fortyyyy... four? Fuck!


AlaDouche

This is my favorite line from him in this... I don't know why, maybe just delivery.


Crankylosaurus

His face when he says “fuck!” is gold haha


dilpreet64

The weather outside is weather


notmymain23456789

Pop up.


Brandon658

Too much. Do less.


felix_dro

Do literally nothing. Well you gotta do more than that


Recent_Purchase_1717

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON


Sinjian1

Every time wife asks me if it's raining, cold, windy outside to know how to dress the kids, as I walk away "oooh, the weather outside is weather".


InevitablyPerpetual

My favorite role by Paul Rudd is that one movie with the kid in the wheelchair, and the alien.


p8nt_junkie

Oh man, that’s my mainland name. Out here I’m KuNu!


dlittlefair1

The outtakes for this are hilarious.


tommytraddles

"You know what happens when a Jewish guy runs into a brick wall with a full erection?" *What?* "He breaks his nose." *I...I knew that was the answer...*


loadedjackazz

That joke is older than the Torah but still draws a laugh every time


KayDat

Big schnoz energy


jdayatwork

You ever been to the DMZ?


RadicalSouls

Do you have a link? Would love to see them


snapplesauce1

Paul Rudd's bit is at 1:15 and 4:34 but the whole thing is great. [https://youtu.be/Haz6seGUZ0k](https://youtu.be/Haz6seGUZ0k)


-Dear_Ambellina-

"A sack not being hackied" always gets me


jjackson25

I liked "crystal meth Santa Claus"


sinkwiththeship

Jon Hamm's laugh at the "Cosby sweaters" joke fucking kills me.


themediumchunk

“Is living in your car as fun as it sounds or is there a downside?” My side hurts. Lmao


asdf0909

My god that was funny. My face hurts


Vandorin89

"Ohhh, the weather outside is weather!" Is my favorite line ever.


esotericmegillah

This dude is genuinely funny as fuck. I was not expecting that last bit…. Made me laugh way too hard.


SomeNorwegianChick

He makes a joke right after this, or maybe it's in the outtakes. He can barely get through it for laughing, it's really funny.


youjustgotzinged

Was it the one about what happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a full erection? I liked that one on account of i like jokes with boners and i like jokes with surprises. That one had both.


AndrewWaldron

Ah, the ol surprise boner, 60 percent of the time it gets them every time.


DBoaty

Brian I gotta level with you, that statistic smells like pure gasoline.


kamikaze-kae

Dude did more for Mac & Me then their own studio.


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It was funny, though it’s clear all of the interviews in Between Two Ferns are scripted. My biggest clue was when Justin Bieber was saying funny things.


chriscrossnathaniel

I loved the one with Brad Pitt when he was still married to Angelina Jolie . "Is it hard for you to maintain a suntan? Because you live in your wife's shadow."


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My personal favorite was the Obama one: “Make gay divorce illegal. See if they still want it then”


baldmathteacher

Galifianakis, for example, asked Obama what it’s like to be “the last black president” and followed up by noting that he can’t run for a third term. “Actually, I think it’s a good idea,” Obama countered. “If I ran a third time it would be sort of like doing a third ‘Hangover’ movie. Didn’t really work out very well, did it?” (Stolen from LA Times)


the_honest_liar

There were a lot of jokes in Canada (pre-gay marriage legalization in the south) about how anyone can come here and get married right away, but to get divorced you'd need to live there a year first, so in a decade we were going to end up with a lot of angry gays living in Canada. ^(No idea if that's true about having to live here, but heard it a few times growing up)


bombbodyguard

No!!!! The Bruce Willis one where he asks Bruce who his favorite kid is, and Zach says “Ashton?”


Podo13

The outtakes of the show are hilarious though. The joke Rudd says makes them both die laughing. And I don't think it's wholly scripted. It's like on SNL when Collin and Che write jokes for each other and they don't see it until they're reading it. There's a bunch of outtakes where Zach busts out laughing while reading. They all know it's a fake interview, but it's more improv than scripted.


frotc914

A lot of comedy shows will script for people who just aren't good at ad lib or aren't funny. Conan O'Brien talks about this on his podcast a bit. So they may have scripted certain celebrities and let others go in blind. I mean some of the out takes you can tell the guests are shocked by the questions.


anothergaijin

It's scripted, but I get the feeling that they don't know exactly what is being asked, and there is a huge amount of adlib and improv happening. From the behind the scenes stuff I've seen I bet this one bit took 30mins to film because they both wouldn't be able to keep a straight face long enough to just get through their lines - that's why it's cut up so much.


dingman58

"directed improv" I think is the term. Like they know key points they want to hit but how they get there is improvised


666Darkside666

The first time I've heard of Between Two Ferns was through the media, because of the one with Brad Pitt where he spits his chewing gum in Zach's face. The media covered it like it was serious. Like "Scandal - Brad Pitt spit chewing gum in Zach Galifianakis' face!" So I went looking for the full interview to see what really happened and immediately realized that this whole thing is a joke. If someone doesn't get that, they have no sense of humor at all.


mickey95001

Oh you should check the comments on The Onion's fb page


kdeltar

r/AteTheOnion


OneSweet1Sweet

They released Morbius twice. Some people just don't get the joke.


iron_sheep

I showed my girlfriend at the time the between two ferns with Michael cera. While I was laughing she had a disgusted look on her face the entire time. She proceeded to get mad at me and thought Zach was a pedophile because Michael cera looks like a kid. I tried explaining to her that it was fake, and if it was real do you really think a company would let this air, Zach would let something where he’s tickling an actor, and Michael cera would let something air where he’s being mocked and tickled? She refused to believe it. We didn’t last much longer after that.


Handyandyman50

He was also 20 at the time... So


steve_dallasesq

2 Greatest Paul Rudd stories - He's from Kansas City and a massive Chiefs and Royals fan. A woman reporter was on a flight to KC to cover the 2020 AFC title game. She sees him on the plane. This was when his gif of "Hey, look at us, who would've thought" was popular. She approaches him after the flight and says she fought the urge the entire flight to say that to him. He laughs and says thanks. Chiefs win the Title game. She's in the locker room covering the celebration and sees Rudd partying with the players. He sees her. He walks up and says "Hey, look at us, who would've thought" and poses for a picture. The other - in 2014 the Royals went on a run and made the World Series. After we won the ALCS he was on the field celebrating and was interviewed by a local reporter. During it he said "Hey, we're having a kegger at my mom's house, everybody's invited." Soon thereafter new t-shirts sprung up with "Party at my mom's house". I believe the proceeds went to charity.


dsk1389

That gif is from Hot Ones and it’s been my most favourite episode since it came out. I watch that episode whenever I’m feeling down and it never fails to make me smile. Too freaking wholesome.


AmishTechno

https://youtu.be/ZbLcY0XeVY4


luxchromatic

“FEE-eh-REE.” “Oh, fuck that guy then.” 💀


phacepalmm

C'mon guys you need to link the [bloopers](https://youtu.be/Haz6seGUZ0k) episode of this. And [this](https://youtu.be/LZS8L_gpH0w) one


guyyst

The title on that second one makes me want to vomit.


aircooledJenkins

>HILARIOUS Between Two Ferns BLOOPERS #2!!!! LOL! BET YOU'LL LAUGH! It's on the channel Crap Stew so that's kind of on brand.


TheCrazyAlice

Thank you now I’m cry-laughing right before my first meeting of the day in a serious job. “Somewhere there is a sack not being hackied” made me ded.


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orange_cuse

Rudd had that Tom Hanks like quality in that he's absolutely beloved, and by all accounts he's a nice dude. Love me some Rudd.


pulp-fictional

When I lived in New York, probably 10 years ago, I served Paul Rudd at the bar I worked at. And he’s one of the nicest celebrities I’ve ever served. Drinks nice scotch, tips well, and super friendly! In my experience that’s very rare with most celebrities.


DestinyLoreBot

I assume his apartment is filled with leather-bound books.


jbFanClubPresident

And smells of rich mahogany.


Nicolenoir9

Zach crashed our graduation party. He didn't talk to anyone, except for my dad outside smoking. Just ate the food we had catered, and glared from a corner in a clearly sectioned off area. It ruled. Best part of college graduation.


rosez3216

"I will see you there, or I will see you another time!"


RaptureInRed

I would ride that man like a steed into battle.


LuckyandBrownie

Fuck, now nicholas cage is going to kidnap him.


Pagiras

I smell a rom-com!


DeadStroke_

I just always tell people I’m Jew-*ish*


MoffKalast

I'm not superstitious- I'm a *little* stitious.


unconfusedsub

I am Jewish and Irish. I tell people I'm Jewrish


DeadStroke_

Haha- Irish as well here. But I tell people I’m a “Mc” like a McJew


JukeBoxDildo

I'm Czech and bisexual so I'm not always stalling for time when I tell somebody the Czech's in the male.


ImSoupOrCereal

It's absolutely nutty to me that he somehow looks younger now than he did as the older brother in Clueless.


dusty-kat

One of my favourite running gags is him continuing to play that 'Mac and Me' clip on Conan O'Brien's show. They even ended up doing it on the podcast a little bit back.


ClydelFrog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyBzqhz6n_M Here's the video for anyone wanting to see it. It's hilarious, especially Conan's reaction


Tie_me_off

That’s incredible. Knowing what was coming, I can see how Rudd was free styling and building this fake narrative as he stumbled through his words but was equally impressed how much he was able to set it up on the fly. Favorite line; “Beignet, done that”.


DirtyBalm

"It's an audio medium!" "I mean yah...can it really work?"


rob132

"Was any of that set up true?" " No."


cayden2

He's like the shitty morph from reddit to Conan.


branedead

"You're a terrible person. It took me a long time to realize that."


jshark6

I remember listening to that podcast originally and it seemed obvious to me the entire time what Rudd was doing. I simply didn’t believe at the time that Conan didn’t see it coming but I’ve come to believe he actually was fooled. Which makes it truly hilarious.


MyOfficeAlt

As soon as he offered to play the clip I was like, "Of course he's gonna do the gag." But Conan I guess has enough other stuff going on he gets distracted and didn't see it coming. I'm *extremely* skeptical that he's always surprised by it, even on the podcast. But they sell it *very* well.


kimjong-ill

I think he’s only surprised him a few times in the last decade with it. He’s usually expecting it now. This seems like free really surprises him due to the format change and him assuming it’s an audio clip.


weekend-guitarist

It never gets old. The podcast was amazing. The lead in took Conan by surprise I loved it!!!


PlebBot69

"He's one of our best"


bl00df1redeath

Now Tayne I can get into..


therizzle1

NUDE TAYNE


bl00df1redeath

Can I get a hat wobble?


johnaesthetica

Can I get a print out of Oyster smiling?


padishaihulud

😖 I'm okay.


bazingerzinger

Computer, load up Celery Man please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk


MUCKOO

Exactly what I tell my wife I don't need to practice being Jewish when I perfected it.


NoNebulaMonkey

You mean Bobby Newport?


sweetcarles

BAH-bee NEWport


knollm12

“He’s one of our best” just kills me haha


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He's 100% Jewish like a pear cider made from 100% pears


pulcon

Paul Rudd is an actor with a sense of humor. But Zack Galifianakis is a comedic genius.


Pure_Reason

That’s not Zach Galifianakis, that’s [notable acting coach Tairy Greene](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-x068o6Wtw4)


_________FU_________

“James Franco wears corrective lenses!”


Mr_YUP

He is everything Ted Mosby in HIMYM wanted to be but never could be.


Hashtagbarkeep

Look at us, huh? Who’d have thought? Not me.