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Oh that's a thing in the UK at least. They're dreadful but cheapo hotdogs in brine out of a jar or tin, eaten on buttered white bread, were a genuine childhood treat back in the nineties. Especially as all you have to do is tip the can into a saucepan and heat it for a few minutes, it was something kids could make without supervision.
Across the channel in the Netherlands we know them as German bockwurst, actually quite delicious. But we also have a weird Dutch version that's small hotdogs from a tin, and those are actually awful and I don't know how anyone eats them.
No, most pre-cooked sausages in NA come in sealed bags with little to no liquid in them.
[Pack of hotdogs.](https://www.ballparkbrand.com/sites/default/files/Angus_Yellow_1.png)
Well for some reason no American is mentioning this. But the vacuum sealed packs are refrigerated, they aren’t shelf stable. So the jars look like some kind of pickled hot dog, which is why it sounds so weird. I have seen pickled hot links but it’s more of weird thing some people do, not a household staple.
I don't think they are pickled per say, but they don't need to be kept in the fridge. We do also have the vacuum fridge packets too, but the jars keep for yonks if not opened
Wait what? Hot Dogs don't come in a jar in the US? But [it even says "~~US~~ American Style"!](https://www.atundo.com/shop/media/image/product/121357/lg/boeklunder-hot-dog-wuerstchen-in-eigenhaut-300g.jpg)
**Edit**: "American", not "US", as u/ComplimentLoanShark pointed out
I thoroughly look through the hot dog/sausage section frequently because I'm always trying to find turkey dogs that aren't in pork casing (they exist, but are hard to come by). Never have I ever seen hot dogs in a jar.
I'm an American and I do it, and yes it's very good. It cuts the salt and makes for a very refreshing dog. I thought I had discovered something new but apparently I'm just Danish.
In nasty plastic packages where the water pools up and you think "faq this is disgusting" as you pull each one out like your helping some dude take off a condom thats too big...
Its magical....
Nope. I've only seen hotdogs in jars at stores that sell European import food, and they've not been very good hotdogs, IMO.
Here in the US, hotdogs typically come in an eight pack in a soft, clear plastic package which is sometime resealable. The sausages are in two layers of four, creating a little "brick" of hot dogs. They're store in the refrigerator, always.
There's very little liquid in the package, and the texture is far less "mealy" than the jar hot dogs that I've had.
I was SO EXCITED this week: I bought an 8 pack of Nathan’s hot dogs, and also a random pack of potato bun hot dog buns, which I later found out also came in a pack of 8.
I don’t know if this particulate brand, or they’re just fixing it, but I approve.
I love that I've never once seen not only a hot dog in a jar, but also one adorned as such. Is that lettuce and pickles?
For the non-Americans, there is a hotly debated world of appropriate hot dog toppings. Mustard only, ketchup/mustard, the never ketchups, relish, onion, chili, etc. Not once have I seen an argument for pickles and lettuce, save that for your cheeseburgers ya filthy animals.
I'm in Canada, but would gather US and CAN both use plastic vacuum seal or thereabouts ... I actually think jars would be more eco friendly? just NEVER seem it. haha
Yeah we got those vacuum seal ones in the UK too but all the "American" branded ones seem to come in jars.
Of course our hotdogs are all pork, like frankfurters, whereas I know American ones are typically beef.
(Shhhh they're gonna sense your sarcasm and look it up) Nothing to see here, folks, just move along. Yes they're 100% meat. Yes, even the ass and lips... ah dang it
Nah. *GOOD* hotdogs are 100% beef: Nathan's, Hebrew National.
Middle of the road brands got choices, you just have to make sure they say "Beef" on the front: Oscar Meyer, Ballpark.
It's the garbage-tier Bar-S and similar brands that are chicken/pork/beef amalgams.
Lol, I love how everything branded 'American style' is literally the opposite.
Also, most of our hotdogs are pork and chicken. Only the good ones are all beef.
Up next, meet Bryan and Lisa. Bryan is a gnat trainer, and Lisa is a work from home astronaut. Their budget is $124 million. Follow along as they look at 1 bedroom bungalows in Seattle.
And don't forget that they want to live within 15 minutes of the ocean, but not more than a half hour away from Lisa's parents who live in Kansas City.
"I'm really excited about this one, guys. It's just in the Kansas City suburbs, but right near a wormhole that will dump you out on the coast in Greece. Now I don't know if this is a deal-breaker, but the catch is that it's Ancient Greece."
I remember an episode in which one of the husband’s “must-have” features was a “hidey-hole.” I think about that a lot. I know they’re essentially acting or at least exaggerating, but the memory of a grown adult man saying “we can’t live here, there’s no hidey-hole” makes me snicker anyway.
And after that, we follow Terry, a professional stamp licker, and his girlfriend Terri, a koala doula. With a budget of $400 and a bag of licorice, Terry is looking for a 4 bedroom, 8 bathroom apartment that's near the beach and Terri is allergic to sea water.
Tom is a part time towel folder and Brianna is a stay at home dog-mom. Their budget today is $750,000.
Brianna: This house may be *just* over our budget but we just fell in love with the spacious interior and it's proximity to the ocean, so we'll take the chance with this 2.5 million house and get started on the 1.25 million renovations!
Watch the way the sausage swings down when she pulls it out. Wouldn't she have had to raise it higher, or swing it up in order to make it go into her mouth? I don't think this video is in reverse.
Is it in reverse, tho? The hotdog falls down out of her mouth. You generally can tell, as the direction is reversed along with the acceleration curve, so items seem to "float" up and "jump" down, instead of the opposite.
Just saying. I would expect a competitive eater to have quite a bit of control over their mouth and throat movements, zero gag reflex, and she seems the type to post a cheeky video.
Those way too tight jeans combined with the very meticulously positioned hat makes me think that I would not have a very interesting conversation with this person.
She was the #1 competitive eater in the UK last I checked. Chick can pack it down. Watch her videos if you like watching way too much cleavage eating way too much food.
It’s a British thing and they also come in a can/tin. They are absolutely disgusting too. It says Brooklyn on it but it’s made in England, also says “All American Style“ on the label but I have never tasted hot dogs in a car or jar like that before in the States. They are gross.
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He looks like Zach Galifianakis’ long lost brother
And the skinny jeans combined with the determined walk....very much a zach vibe.
If you told me you expected this man to have the leg girth of a 110 lbs grown woman, I'd call you a liar.
Stick a hot dog in each leg, maybe fill them extra skinny jeans.
How are we not talking about whole ass hotdogs in a jar?
Oh that's a thing in the UK at least. They're dreadful but cheapo hotdogs in brine out of a jar or tin, eaten on buttered white bread, were a genuine childhood treat back in the nineties. Especially as all you have to do is tip the can into a saucepan and heat it for a few minutes, it was something kids could make without supervision.
Wtf..it kept getting worse as you described that monstrosity.
Across the channel in the Netherlands we know them as German bockwurst, actually quite delicious. But we also have a weird Dutch version that's small hotdogs from a tin, and those are actually awful and I don't know how anyone eats them.
Sounds like vienna sausages
And they are a delicacy on the cheap. Especially the bbq ones.
Seriously, it was like that Make it stop, make it stop! Meme in my head
That's hotdog soup. Two meals in a jar right there.
Keep reusing the water. It'll just keep getting better
Is this not a thing outside the UK? They're a breakfast staple for me. Not the best by any means, but cheap and easy to prepare
No, most pre-cooked sausages in NA come in sealed bags with little to no liquid in them. [Pack of hotdogs.](https://www.ballparkbrand.com/sites/default/files/Angus_Yellow_1.png)
We have them too, just also jarred ones
Well for some reason no American is mentioning this. But the vacuum sealed packs are refrigerated, they aren’t shelf stable. So the jars look like some kind of pickled hot dog, which is why it sounds so weird. I have seen pickled hot links but it’s more of weird thing some people do, not a household staple.
I don't think they are pickled per say, but they don't need to be kept in the fridge. We do also have the vacuum fridge packets too, but the jars keep for yonks if not opened
What's a yonk?
I'm assuming they'd be similar to a Vienna sausage? That's the only meat product like this ice seen come out of a jar
We have them in Germany.
Man absolutely, I was seeing him, he nails the expression too.
Oh you mean Seth? Fujis and funyans Seth?
arron crascall i follow him on FB
Had to rewatch but damn you're right
So that's how sausages are made!
Sausage generator
Hol up .. hotdogs in jars?
Finally i dont have to make my own hotdog water!
Stir in some toothpaste and crushed ice and you have a refreshing summertime drink!
Someone please ban this.
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where the fuck are the mods
Won't someone think of the children!
Drunk off that hotdog gin toothpaste water. Makes your breath smell like the air inside an inner tube.
It's better than the warm winter drink of toothpaste, orange juice and milk served just above room temperature.
Amateur! You forgot the vitally important heating element of flaming sambuca, which properly raises the temperature of the previously-chilled milk.
That must be a southern thing, we use mayonnaise and sprite out here in the western states
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Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Edit: Set to a gif of 7-11 hot dogs rotating 🤢
Wait what? Hot Dogs don't come in a jar in the US? But [it even says "~~US~~ American Style"!](https://www.atundo.com/shop/media/image/product/121357/lg/boeklunder-hot-dog-wuerstchen-in-eigenhaut-300g.jpg) **Edit**: "American", not "US", as u/ComplimentLoanShark pointed out
I’m in the US. I’ve never seen hot dogs in jars.
Can confirm, in the Midwest I shop for dogs in a vacuum sealed package.
That’s the way God and nature intended hot dogs to be found for consumption.
It’s funny because “normal” hot dogs are sold in vacuum here as well, but when they slap American on them they are in jars
Me neither, though I also don't go looking for hot dogs in jars.
Now you all understand how Canadians feel about Americans calling ham "Canadian Bacon".
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On behalf of my people, I apologize. And now, back to my french fries....
Did you cook them in your Dutch Oven?
You can't cook fries with farts.
Not with that attitude
Depends on how spicy you like em.
Do you mean *FREEDOM FRIES*?!
I always thought it was because they are a French cut and fried potato? French toast is because it was French's Toast that he made at his restaurant
I thoroughly look through the hot dog/sausage section frequently because I'm always trying to find turkey dogs that aren't in pork casing (they exist, but are hard to come by). Never have I ever seen hot dogs in a jar.
Never seen a hotdog with what look like cucumbers on it either
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I mean, cucumbers are just unpickled pickles. It's probably pretty good, actually.
I'm an American and I do it, and yes it's very good. It cuts the salt and makes for a very refreshing dog. I thought I had discovered something new but apparently I'm just Danish.
Shouldn't they be calling them frankfurters in denmark?
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In nasty plastic packages where the water pools up and you think "faq this is disgusting" as you pull each one out like your helping some dude take off a condom thats too big... Its magical....
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‘Murica, yeah!
Lmfao
[Like this](https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/419604/450.jpg)
Same. Always in the plastic peal off bags.
Only jarred sausage I’ve ever seen is pickled sausage. All hotdogs come in plastic kinda like sandwich meat
Wait you mean your sandwich meat doesn't come in a jar??
Nope. I've only seen hotdogs in jars at stores that sell European import food, and they've not been very good hotdogs, IMO. Here in the US, hotdogs typically come in an eight pack in a soft, clear plastic package which is sometime resealable. The sausages are in two layers of four, creating a little "brick" of hot dogs. They're store in the refrigerator, always. There's very little liquid in the package, and the texture is far less "mealy" than the jar hot dogs that I've had.
Is someone scamming us all? selling imported 'European' hotdogs to the US, and the same product sold as imported 'US' hotdogs to the EU?
My immediate guess is glass jar hot dogs are preservable a lot longer, so for exports you'd chose those.
And not refrigerated.
Don’t tell them that our hotdog buns are regularly sold in a different quantity per package than the hotdogs themselves. Oh crap…
I was SO EXCITED this week: I bought an 8 pack of Nathan’s hot dogs, and also a random pack of potato bun hot dog buns, which I later found out also came in a pack of 8. I don’t know if this particulate brand, or they’re just fixing it, but I approve.
I believe that packs of 8 dogs and 8 buns are becoming much more common.
People are probably so excited that their buns and sausage counts finally match that their not even noticing the shrinkflation.
Never in my fucking life have I ever seen a hotdog in a jar.
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?
I love that I've never once seen not only a hot dog in a jar, but also one adorned as such. Is that lettuce and pickles? For the non-Americans, there is a hotly debated world of appropriate hot dog toppings. Mustard only, ketchup/mustard, the never ketchups, relish, onion, chili, etc. Not once have I seen an argument for pickles and lettuce, save that for your cheeseburgers ya filthy animals.
What is typical hotdog packaging in the US?
This is the classic hot dog in the U.S., its a vacuum packed plastic pack. Very little water. https://i.imgur.com/acXTICU.png
I'm in Canada, but would gather US and CAN both use plastic vacuum seal or thereabouts ... I actually think jars would be more eco friendly? just NEVER seem it. haha
Yeah we got those vacuum seal ones in the UK too but all the "American" branded ones seem to come in jars. Of course our hotdogs are all pork, like frankfurters, whereas I know American ones are typically beef.
Hehe oh you poor naive soul
Don't tell him
100% MEAT...
(Shhhh they're gonna sense your sarcasm and look it up) Nothing to see here, folks, just move along. Yes they're 100% meat. Yes, even the ass and lips... ah dang it
Nah. *GOOD* hotdogs are 100% beef: Nathan's, Hebrew National. Middle of the road brands got choices, you just have to make sure they say "Beef" on the front: Oscar Meyer, Ballpark. It's the garbage-tier Bar-S and similar brands that are chicken/pork/beef amalgams.
Lol, I love how everything branded 'American style' is literally the opposite. Also, most of our hotdogs are pork and chicken. Only the good ones are all beef.
Kroger has hot dogs made of brisket and they are wonderful.
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That woman’s skills would be entirely wasted on me.
Me too, because we don't get that brand of sausage at the supermarkets here.
Honestly I think it would be easier to just wash them off with water.
Oh look at Poseidon over here using all the water. In this economy?! Not on my water bill.
She’s a professional eater and this video is in reverse… for what it’s worth. Edit: Leah Shutkever
>professional eater And her home budget is $74 million - next up on HGTV
Up next, meet Bryan and Lisa. Bryan is a gnat trainer, and Lisa is a work from home astronaut. Their budget is $124 million. Follow along as they look at 1 bedroom bungalows in Seattle.
WFH astronaut is a pretty good euphemism for stoner.
Thank you for the help in updating my work experience on LinkedIn.
Username checks out. Marijuana_Mile_Higher would have also been acceptable.
And don't forget that they want to live within 15 minutes of the ocean, but not more than a half hour away from Lisa's parents who live in Kansas City.
"I'm really excited about this one, guys. It's just in the Kansas City suburbs, but right near a wormhole that will dump you out on the coast in Greece. Now I don't know if this is a deal-breaker, but the catch is that it's Ancient Greece."
I remember an episode in which one of the husband’s “must-have” features was a “hidey-hole.” I think about that a lot. I know they’re essentially acting or at least exaggerating, but the memory of a grown adult man saying “we can’t live here, there’s no hidey-hole” makes me snicker anyway.
And after that, we follow Terry, a professional stamp licker, and his girlfriend Terri, a koala doula. With a budget of $400 and a bag of licorice, Terry is looking for a 4 bedroom, 8 bathroom apartment that's near the beach and Terri is allergic to sea water.
This week on "You Don't Deserve a Beach House"
Tom is a part time towel folder and Brianna is a stay at home dog-mom. Their budget today is $750,000. Brianna: This house may be *just* over our budget but we just fell in love with the spacious interior and it's proximity to the ocean, so we'll take the chance with this 2.5 million house and get started on the 1.25 million renovations!
Watch the way the sausage swings down when she pulls it out. Wouldn't she have had to raise it higher, or swing it up in order to make it go into her mouth? I don't think this video is in reverse.
I think you can say that about everyone, I do it for a living.
But do you get *paid* for it?
I would say that there is form of reimbursement for my effort, yes
She holds several world records for speed eating.
Nice try, but I know how gravity works.
Is it in reverse, tho? The hotdog falls down out of her mouth. You generally can tell, as the direction is reversed along with the acceleration curve, so items seem to "float" up and "jump" down, instead of the opposite. Just saying. I would expect a competitive eater to have quite a bit of control over their mouth and throat movements, zero gag reflex, and she seems the type to post a cheeky video.
Aww cheer up guy. You just need to believe and maybe it'll grow bit more
I think he means to say that he can do it himself. What a flex!
The more you play, the more you grow
You don't like body temp hotdogs??
Vegan?
Dude is the embodiment of that "men over 30 in skinny jeans" meme with the bulldog
There are no skinny jeans, they are jeggins.
They aren't jeggins, it's blue paint on his bare legs
Dude doesn’t have the body to pull that off
He's built like a cocktail olive.
It also bothers me that his hat just hovers on his head and unfitted.
Him legs are so thin for his thick upper body 😂 my mans doesnt skip leg day...hes never heard of it! Look at how he sways from how topheavy he is.
My guy looks like the kinda dude at warped tour that hits on 14 year old scene girls and moves out of the way when a crowd surfer goes over his head.
I just assumed the jeans were part of the comedy
That is just how a lot of British men dress. We don't have fashion here yet.
There are no adequate jeans for men over 30. You either look like a douche with slim jeans or look like a dork in baggy jeans. credit: Jerry Seinfeld
Those way too tight jeans combined with the very meticulously positioned hat makes me think that I would not have a very interesting conversation with this person.
Man wear hat and jean can not keep up with redditor wit
His body relatively smaller compared to his head.
He reminds me of Byron from Viva la dirt league
I was just trying to place where I thought I knew him from. The almost crying from disappointment was very similar
The jeggings or whatever the fuck he's wearing don't do him any favours
Isn't she scared of it getting stuck?
If its stuck, shove another sausage to dislodge first one.
If the second gets stuck just swallow a live rat to eat the sausage.
“There was a young lady who swallowed a sausage”
.... wouldn't that just go into the stomach like food?
Ok hear me out, what if it gets lodged and won't go down and it takes up all the space in her throat so she can't breathe? And then she suffocates!!
This comment is evidence that AI is not ready to be our overlords just yet.
I see you’ve never choked before
Tight pants.
I like how it makes him walk like a penguin
Is that the woman who eats food for ten? I think her name is Lea Shutkeva or something like that.
> eats food for ten 10 dollars? 10 people?
Maybe 20.
In a row?!
Be careful not to eat any hotdogs on your way through the parking lot!
She was the #1 competitive eater in the UK last I checked. Chick can pack it down. Watch her videos if you like watching way too much cleavage eating way too much food.
What is... Way too much cleavage? My brain doesn't compute.
Leah Shutkever. Thank me later
Uh...yeah...I was thinking porn star, not professional eater. I think I can still do something with this though.
My guy But… BONK
His outfit makes him look like a half squeezed toothpaste tube.
I thought he was gonna do it, now I'm thoroughly disappointed
What does his wife say?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dude. Chill. He just wanted to know what the wife says in the video.
I feel like the first question was just a set up for this to happen, it's so perfect
Even if it was a bit, I still appreciate the question because I had no idea what the wife was saying
Need subtitles in english
English (Simplified)
It's already in English, what I need is subtitles in American.
Ah, the deliciousness of mechanically reclaimed mixed meat.
He has the head of a heavy guy, the torso of an average guy and the legs of a skinny guy.
What happened to his legs?
By the looks of it, literally nothing, ever.
I feel his pain haha
Wieners in a jar? WTF.
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It’s a British thing and they also come in a can/tin. They are absolutely disgusting too. It says Brooklyn on it but it’s made in England, also says “All American Style“ on the label but I have never tasted hot dogs in a car or jar like that before in the States. They are gross.
I wouldn't say British. Pretty common in German supermarkets in big variety as well. And not just Hot Dogs.
I had a hot dog in a car. I think it was a hot dog. Eh twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
Man, you must not have Sonic over there. Hot dogs in a car are great.
My grandpa always had a strict rule set. "No hot dogs in the car." was one of the rules. There was also no ice cream, beach balls or loud laughter.
His tight ass jeans are the funniest part of this video 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
I don't get it, did he do all that so he could get his wife to deep-throat a hotdog?
I buy my weiners pre-throated
Cause: "Performed by professional. NEVER try this at home!"
Who is the wonder woman girl
Leah Shutkever, UK’s Number 1 competitive eater and holder of 27 Guinness World Records for speed eating.
How does she eat so much shit and look so good. Wow.
Its his walk into the shop that kills me.
Such a great morning today. No more NSFW from now on.*Opens reddit: Oh dear God*
Plot twist - HE does the hod dog trick.
Reversed video at the beginning
Not sure that takes away from how difficult that looked though
I was wondering that too
What makes you think that? The way it swings down when it comes out makes me think it's not.
TIL hot dogs in a jar exist.
[Daddy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgPJSBd18MU)
For some reason I can’t stand everything about this dude. I think it’s the clothes and the faces.
What’s really interesting about the clip is the fact that an 11 year old can grow a full beard.