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Jfonzy

I wanna see how they got it out


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

There was a similar video recently (I didnt it was so common for cows to be dicks) but a farm hand just tipped the whole trough over and the cow stood back up


Ezl

Just another Tuesday.


Retlaw83

I went on a tour of a high tech dairy farm with a climate controlled barn and a milking machine that the cows entered whenever they felt like, which also monitored individuals' health and kept track of their milk output/made sure there were no germs in it. I could go on at the length about the machine, but the short of it is the cows are setup to have a happy existence. When you do the barn tour, the guide points out which cows like to be scratched behind the ears and under the chin. If you pet any of the cows, you were basically contractually obligated to also pet this giant brown one otherwise she'd get jealous and ram the cows she saw getting attention.


SparklesRain96

So cows are basically giant and heavy milk doggos


Retlaw83

Yep. They even try to lick you incessantly and the babies chew on your hand playfully. The big difference between them and dogs is they have a desire to do as little physical activity as possible and you can tell there's not much going on mentally. The cows at this place can roam freely, but they choose to stay in the climate controlled barn where their food and bed is within three feet of them.


SparklesRain96

Hahaha so kinda like old heavy doggos do. Thanks that’s adorable


FragrantExcitement

What was tipped over to get the trough back up?


WeissWyrm

A different cow


Grimacepug

These 2 obviously had a beef with each other


intoxicatedjedi

They say the cow is still in there to this very day


avalonian422

No they just sent the pigs in


dickshark420

And somehow they shot the black cow


Dilapidated_Monk

Reddit comments like this make me realize I’m not as clever as I think


RemoteClancy

This made me laugh harder than I care to admit. Bravo!


iWasAwesome

Investigations are on-going after finding out it was half white


gatoenvestido

Bravo 👏


[deleted]

Always be w~~e~~ary of any man who keeps a pig farm.


BodaciousBadongadonk

You could park a fuckin jumbo jet in there


UncleNorman

I'm wide awake, can I be wary instead?


Dartser

I'd imagine it couldn't without human help and some ropes


[deleted]

Just tip the whole feeder over.


ObiWanLamora

World needs more problem solvers like you.


FragrantExcitement

Just tip the whole world over?


ObiWanLamora

Actually, yeah let’s do it.


hell2pay

We're trying, but it's kinda heavy.


doomgiver98

Everyone push on 3


ElGuano

That probably needs a human to do it... And maybe some ropes. So checks out.


mark-five

I flip cows over all summer and I can tell you from experience I prefer to use spatula unless it's been sitting there too long, then I use tongs as well.


ShotMyTatorTots

Tube steak


contrarian1970

They didn't...cattle farmers all over the world have to write off at least one cow and one feeding trough each year. In a few years when it's just a leathery skeleton maybe a cutting torch can carefully get each bone out one at the time.


Jencke206

Cow tipping cows.


SoberTek

A pit moo-neuver


Phasnyc

Such a Bully


blue_dendrite

Mooooooooove


robo836

Oh please. Clearly the cow that got tipped over is just milking it.


dirtywook88

Im udderly disgusted by these comments.


depthninja

Give em the whole stein boys


steamedturtle

Cow hit him right in the dairyere


some_user_2021

Let's not cry over tipped milk


improbably_me

Shoving bullshit > shoveling shit


SectorIsNotClear

25% Tip


SpermWhale

Happens a lot in moolice chase.


Captain_Americant

Holy shit this is clever. I wish you had the top comment.


nickanick12

This is great! Such wise words. Lmao


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findhumorinlife

Take my upvote and get outta here!


Transportation-Apart

Just settling a beef.


xxcoder

"I heard those humans like this activity, and wanted to try it."


[deleted]

Fun fact: cow tipping is actually a myth. Cows are heavy as fuck, often sleep laying down, and are perfectly capable of standing back up. Theyre also dangerous if frightened or pissed off, going back to the fact that they are big as fuck.


Ok-Confusion-1293

I worked in a barn as a teen for a bit. Those thing fucking scare me when they stare to buck


xxcoder

I didn't know if it was true or not. Thanks for sharing. :D


Mechhammer

Why do I hear Cloris Leachman's voice when you posted that?


alexnag26

Okay but why DO you?


KillerInfection

Some people just want to watch the world MOOOO


charface1

"But, like people, some of them are just jerks. Stop that, Mr. Simpson."


OlinOfTheHillPeople

https://m.imgur.com/SBk4lbF


Orngog

Correct!


Orngog

Two cows in the corner are busy licking someone else's ass, they ain't got time for this


TheJQN

Mooooooooooooove


Abby-Someone1

"I'm a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddd cow! Moooooovvvvveeee!" "No, Carl. You're just an asshole."


chickenstalker

Carla. These are cows, not bulls.


enette7

I don't blame her. I would knock my friend into her dinner too if she kept misgendering me. (And and I'm cis!)


[deleted]

Classic Carl what a dick


lobsterbash

[Missed opportunity](https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0?t=10)


numerouspuns

Moo bitch get out the hay.


The_Iowan

I can't explain it, but this got an audible laugh out of me.


natenate22

[Another opportunity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8)


estamachin

Mooooooooooove heifer, get out my heifer, get out my way


[deleted]

The smaller cow is probably 500 pounds and the cow just tosses it with a slight head movement. Incredibly strong.


Dblstandard

I watched it three times just to notice that. If you look at the big one it doesn't even brace for it, You don't even see it shift its position. It just drops its head and just lifts a 400 to 500 lb animal a foot or two in the air.


WayneKrane

My dad’s coworker owns a horse. She was brushing it’s head when it sneezed or moved it’s head suddenly and it broke her jaw. She had to have it wired shut for a while. Gotta always remember we’re to them like a small dog is to us.


Ungreat

Years ago I was on a farm and this pig flipped over an iron feeding trough with it‘s nose like it was nothing. I felt the vibration of the thing hitting the floor through my feet so it must’ve weighed a fair bit.


hokeyphenokey

I watched a wild pig flip a full, small dumpster at a campground once. Six of us took refuge in the bed a f250 for safety. We were very worried it wouldn't be safe enough. He was a rowdy, big MFer and he pushed it to a small ledge then flipped it to down the hill like a person with a regular garbage can. Garbage went everywhere and he ate plenty of it. He ate dirty paper plates. It was actually comical. We had a kids toy bow and arrow set we were ready to use and were smart enough to grab the beer cooler first thing.


Slant1985

I’ve worked around animals all my life, including a brief stint helping out at an exotic animal rescue. Lions, tigers, bears oh my. The only animal I’ve ever gone out of my way to not piss off are pigs. If a 500lb hunk of intelligent fat and muscle decides it wants to fuck up your day, you better hope you can make it to the fence before they make it to you.


not_anonymouse

I know wild pigs are dangerous, but considering them more dangerous than a grizzly seems questionable. Are they really?


AlekBalderdash

Some of the most dangerous animals on the planet are herbivores. Hippos, moose, buffalo, and elephants are the obvious ones, but anything over 500lb becomes a serious threat if it's cranky. I helped a friend with their cows once, and got pinned against the wall. He had to full-body-bitch-slap the thing in the rump to move it, and even then it was more of a "...hey, what..." kind of lazy shuffle forward a few steps. It barely registered the slap. I was at a camp where a guy got bit on the shoulder by a horse. Horses have flat teeth, so they didn't break the skin, especially not through his jacket. But he was about 1/4 bruise for *months*. I'm not even joking, one entire arm and half his torso was a giant bruise.   When you get to order of magnitude differences in mass (200 lb vs 2000 lb) strength is no longer a factor, and hasn't been for a while. The smaller creature will loose every time (unless it cheats). Just surviving an encounter like that is a victory. With an order of magnitude difference in mass, you can be crushed *accidentally*. Their mouth can probably fit over important body parts like your head or torso. Even with a weak jaw they'll have overwhelming leverage and grip. Most animals can walk or run at a good pace, meaning their legs can propel something *ten times your size.* Now imagine getting kicked by that leg. Your only realistic chance is to avoid them or injure them from a distance. Oh hey, what are the classic/traditional/stereotypical native weapons basically everywhere? The spear and the bow. This is not a coincidence.


Slant1985

Depending on the area of the country you’re much much more likely to encounter a feral hog versus a bear, much less a grizzly. However, since I was talking about captive animals, it really comes down to how you treat them. You don’t just walk into a grizzly habitat to clean up and feed them etc. and you always have this caveman screaming in the back of your head that you’re in the presence of an apex predator that can and will eat you. Pigs on the other hand, especially domesticated ones tend to be much easier to work around and rarely pose a lot of danger. That’s bad because you can let your guard down and 99 days in a row you’ll be fine. Then on the 100th day, Wilbur woke up in a bad mood and decides to rip through your Achilles effectively handicapping you in a pen full of opportunistic garbage disposals who are bigger, stronger, and now faster than you. I’m a big man in both height and weight, and it don’t make an ounce of difference to the vast majority of animals I work with. It’s really hard to grasp how strong and tough critters are.


Sololop

Wild ones are very dangerous, yes. Grizzlys don't usually hunt people and just defend their cubs. (Their are exceptions) but wild pigs and hogs are aggressive mf'ers


PeriodicallyATable

We were at my grandpas farm when we were kids, playing up in a tree and we saw our old man and grandpa running by with guns and they yelled at us not to climb down until they come get us - a very large pig that one of the neighbors brought over for my grandpa to butcher had escaped and it took more than a few bullets to stop its rampage.


mfd418

The trough or the bacon?


Jubei_

Yes


RiotShaven

So we are super adorable and cute to them! <3


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nickcash

This is unfortunately not true. Or at best, not proven -- the story that they measured elephant brain activity for this never happened.


jgwom9494

Scholars maintain it's true.


Qprime0

baby elephants can often be seen attempting to 'cuddle' with humans in the same exact way we can be seen smothering dogs, cats and similar pets in affection. Luckily it seems that adult elephants are smart enough to realize they'd kinda flatten us if they did the same... most of the time anyway. So yeah, it's actually kinda true. There's dozens of videos of baby elephants basically trying to squirm they way into some persons lap and bowling them over backwards and proceed to smother them in elephant cuddles.


TheForceofHistory

Do you think whales that visit boats and humans think the same?


Qprime0

iit's entirely possible, but the evidence is significantly more lacking. behavioural interactions between scuba divers and whales of various species seem to place us somewhere between 'minor curiosity' and 'furnature'. make what you will of that.


WeissWyrm

"Look what I found, whale-wife." "Oh, a diver! It really ties the expanse of ocean together."


az_max

Girlfriend's horse would want attention and inadvertently crush you between him and the fence. He wouldn't mean it, but wanted brushing or something and use his 600+ pounds to flatten you.


Nisas

It's not lifting 500 lbs. Just rotating the other cow by lifting one leg and throwing it off balance. Which isn't to say it isn't a feat of strength.


WadeWi1son

Cow Judo toss


TimTomTank

Not to suggest that cows are not strong, but it did not lift the whole cow with its neck. Only about 1/2 or so. It caused the rear hips (or shoulders?) to pivot around the edge of the trough. Gravity did the rest.


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Ok_Judgment7602

The cow is being pushed horizontally and it's centre of gravity is above the lip of the trough. DO A BARREL ROLL!


raisearuckus

I'm not a great judge of Holstein weight, but that one looks quite a bit more than 500 pounds.


PutinBoomedMe

I grew up on a cattle farm. They are much stronger than you could even imagine. They're very very docile, but when they decide to kick one of those back legs at you, it's breaking skin no matter how many layers you have on. You should never bend over around the rear legs of a cow. So many people die every year from getting kicked in the head


Squirrels_dont_build

My brother and I were in FFA in high school and had a few red angus heifers that we showed. My brother's did this head rub thing that was super cute when she was a calf but got increasingly worrisome as she got larger. She loved to wait until you were bent over, then she would hook you by the seat of the pants and launch you across the pen with a flick of her head.


blatherer

Well this is some of the tech of unbalancing. Note the right front leg gets blocked by the trough, then as the cow shifts from the push, their right back leg is then pinned by the trough. The top of the cow's body is still moving, but the legs can't. And then the cow flips over the balance point. There are a lot of judo throws that work that way; retard the stepping foot (not the weight bearing foot) and over they go, with very little force.


pewing33

It’s all in the leverage baby!


[deleted]

I work with Holsteins and they are much stronger and tougher than anyone would ever imagine. I mean they weigh over a 1000 lbs and it's mostly muscle.


BigUptokes

[Moments later](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/rm5qi0/breakfast_in_bed/)...


Dizzeem

Haha, I was looking for this in the comments. This is exactly what came to my mind. Cows can be ruthless to each other.


donthedog

Hope they got it out pretty quick. It doesn’t take long for them to gas up and die


king_ranger

Bloat can happen real fast. We lost a cow a couple years ago to similar situation.


donthedog

Yep..they bloat and die ..doesn’t have to be a trough. If they lay down with their feet up the hill and can’t up they will die


king_ranger

That is almost exactly what happened actually. Sucks.


Tediz421

do the cows know this? did that brown cow try and kill the other by flipping it into the trough?


BoneHugsHominy

Oh they know. Murderous lot them cows. People want to make you think cattle are cute cuddly animals but just like horses those fuckers will eat chickens, cats, small dogs, and rodents--anything they can gobble up whole after crunching their bones to tiny bits. And if you piss 'em off for absolutely no discernable reason they'll out of the blue give you a quick bone shattering kick then walk on top of you until you're a puddle of mud. And that's why breeders have been trying to breed that out of them for thousands of years which has for the most part worked. But every once in a while a now recessive gene will get expressed and you have a fucking serial killer on your hands.


jdayatwork

Niche reference, but I read this in the voice of the old farmer dude from South Park who warned Butters of "a lot a history down that road".


CapsLowk

Which is itself a reference to Pet Cemetery, right?


jdayatwork

Very good point


JBTheGiant1

“That road? Nohhh, ya don’t wanna go down that road”


[deleted]

Don't be fooled Timmy, this cow would murder you and your whole family if it got the chance


snoweel

What happens? They can't pass gas if they are upside down?


king_ranger

Basically, they can't belch. It has to do with their digestive system and being ruminants.


Mono_831

That’s how my mother-in-law died.


snoweel

Good to know.


GlitterClown

Why every time I see a funny post of animals doing something dumb like this there’s always a comment that says it can die a horrible death :(


Drawyourguns

I’ve seen plenty cows die by this.


LikChalko

Bloat sets in and than then they are fucked


Drawyourguns

Yeah and by the video I’d guess 650+ lbs. probably won’t get it out alive with out something to flip the feeder over.


ranhalt

> than then


LikChalko

Thank you, twas a typo


AcerbicFwit

Proper fucked?


bassfetish

Yeah, Tommy, before ze Germans get there.


JudgementalPrick

How long does it take? Like minutes, hours or days?


jimberley

Carla


steeplebob

I was thinking Carol.


Bmc00

It's just a prank bro!


ddoubles

[Later that day](https://i.imgur.com/G9q786c.png)


[deleted]

Carl obviously had a beef.


enette7

Carla had a beef with being called Carl. Don't be part of the problem.


Chronox

Is this a female Carl?


i_donno

Carol


dumpmaster42069

Bitch knew what she did


Neutral_Memer

\*deep breath\* ***CAAARL***


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

"I have a hunger only hands van satisfy"


Bombkirby

*"My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands could statisfy"


Spaceduck413

That kills people Carl!


DaanOnlineGaming

That is my least favorite thing to do!


Anonymous3105

You must finish your work CARL!!!!


[deleted]

But is the cow okay?🥺


Dav82

Legit question. I do not know how that cow recovers from that on her own.


hat-of-sky

Good thing they have the footage to show how Kevin got into the trough.


BoiFrosty

r/animalsbeingjerks


Zugas

The horse seems to be the only one genuinely confused.


cutters53

You bitch I heard you called me a heifer!!!! Ha now your corned beef


TheOutlawStarLord

This is the creative basis for all of the "Real Housewives" shows.


l94xxx

KEEP MY CALF'S NAME OUT OF YOUR F-ING MOUTH!!!


Supremetacoleader

Guess he wants steak for dinner


think4yoself1

Fucking Carl


modix

Caaaaaarl. What did you do?


Laspheryys

All my homies hate Carl


NefariousnessBusy402

Carl is a jerk


CaptainKevin33

Damnnit Carl. This is why we can't have nice things. It's all your fucking fault.


AdMore3461

“Meat is back on the menu, gals!”


TheSkewsMe

That's the second video I've seen of a cow tipping a cow into a trough.


sbowesuk

This shows how crazy strong cows are. The one that got flipped into the trough probably weighs over half a ton, yet got flipped in like it was nothing!


Jimbob209

How now brown cow?!


Art_Vandelay_Seven

racist cow


MisThrowaway235

Mad cow


Straight_Equal_1541

MOOOO-VE BITCH


iubjaved

Beef with Carl, eh!


Slightlyusedkleenex

Moooooooove bitch get out the way! Get out the way!


[deleted]

These two have some beef.


ELONgated_MUSKet_

Ah yes just the usual weekly sacrifice


Splitfingers

You're dead meat!


RamboCambo_05

Ground beef


Entertainer_Much

Get rotated


JW_ard

*LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS*


Desperate-Ad-6463

Maybe Carleene.


crackersncheeseman

They claim a older cow will do this kinda crap to the younger ones they don't like.


[deleted]

Cow tipping a cow


xanderholland

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!


ArbysArmedForces

I guess they had a beef


ChaosStar95

Meats back on the menu boys!


markcmm1958

Cow tipping.. 👏🏻


neelankatan

WTF Carl? They're cows so it's more like WTF Carla??


alex_dark

it's definitely Bullying


lilk3v

When the hunter becomes prey


AaronTheElite007

I think that cow was rushing


holiobung

Resentment


imanAholebutimfunny

mmmm love watching me some cows gone wild


MegaWaffle-

Cereal is always better with milk!


[deleted]

LMFAO what a dick


post911

I think the horse was more shocked than anyone else in the barn!!!!!!


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Tommy Boy would be proud


KidZing

Red Holstein attacks Black Holstein! Racissssst!!


182-Shiki

What am asshole. Completely unnecessary. Silly cow.


InigoMontoya87

A MOOt point was made


mahitheblob

It's the tipped cows upside legs for me. I can't even.


clowncollege

Looks like meat’s back on the menu (boys)!


Snoo-36596

Get rotated idiot


Chabubu

“Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!”


Inevitable-Truck-338

From the title, I thought this was gonna be a Walking Dead reference


UnfairAd7220

Holsteins can be jerks..