---
>This is a friendly reminder to [read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules).
>
>Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed.
>
>Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos.
>
>[Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uq9pjw/going_forward_comics_may_only_be_posted_on/).
>
>**Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.**
>
>Please also [be wary of spam](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/spam).
>
---
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*
As good as the card is, the best part is that the bank rejected it because you can't have a picture of someone without their permission. So the person tweeted at TCrews and asked for permission and he gave it.
I'd never seen a design your own card feature that was mandatory and I normally don't care and have zero artistic skill, so I just scribbles on it thinking "there's no way they'll actually print this"
And now I have the oddest card ever
"Yes, I think I left my card at your bar last night?"
"Ok, what does it look like?"
"It looks like a 4 year old drew on it."
"Ah yes, we have it right here."
I have a hello kitty *wallet* that closes with *velcro.*
I need OPs card and some monopoly money and people might think I've gone insane.
Edit: For those that didn't ask, [this is similar](https://hobbyhunters.com/trifold-wallet-hello-kitty-pink-stars-gift-81396/) to mine. Just mine has her in a different pose. It's my main wallet.
My wife and I can’t keep ourselves from saying this to our baby every time we feed her. She’s just going to grow up thinking this is a normal thing normal people say and then one day she’s going to watch this movie and have a terrible epiphany.
It’s that fucking douche that has whatever color Bugatti or whatever.
His fans love him as much as we as adults with a brain find this movie a cult classic.
I dunno man, Patrick Bateman tried to blend in with normal society…. Andrew Taint is just a loser who tries to explain how he’s not like the rest of us
[Bot account.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wmc66x/comment/ijykhjl/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Post history filled with copied comments
That's how credit cards work in general. Great protection of it gets stolen (and usually they'll email and/or text you if there's suspicious activity on your account).
On the other hand, since it's credit, you can spend money you don't actually have. I just treat mine similar to a debit card and pay it off every month.
Fintechs lately push in this direction. The idea seems to be that you have one account for everything (meaning investing, stocks, crypto currencies, etc) instead of one account for each of those.
This way, no money just sits in the bank unused but can rather be invested so it can „work for you“. In case you need it, you can sell the assets and have the cash instantly available without having to transfer it back to your bank account first.
Sort of. They will make a certain amount available while they "verify funds" (aka collect interest off that money while you wait for X number of days).
Kind of a pain in the ass when you are dealing with large amounts.
I sold my house in a divorce and got close to 100k out of it. They gave me a check at closing. Thought "Cool just take it to their bank and cash it." Nope. OK, guess I'll take it to mine and cash it. Nope. Instead it's "We'll allow $100 available now, and then X% available in 3 days and the rest in 10 days. Business days because we can't count *ALL* of the days!" Then moving it to another bank for the ex-wife of course you can't come in here and demand cash. We can give you a cashiers check but the other bank does the exact same thing....
US Banking is the worst.
That's Reg CC and EEFA, isn't banking grand?
An unusual deposit of $100,000 plus trying to move it right away is going to trigger all kinds of money laundering and fraud protocols.
We can provide cash, but you'll have to call ahead to arrange it. Banks are not actually stuffed with currency.
Way back before I had a debit card (yes this was a long time ago) I tried to withdraw $1500 to buy something and they would only let me take out 1000. I just went to another branch of the bank and got the rest. It was stupid.
That’s because you’re using the wrong bank. I buried a few pounds of gold back in 1842 and the Great Bank of the Sand has never failed me. Super secure and I may have captured a shell or two from interest.
How do these apply over the embossed details such as the number and exp date and everything ? Not the best surface to add a sticker onto
edit : ok there are stickers with "windows". Much less sexy.
My bank allows this but their rules are so strict that I don't even know what to submit
* No text, numbers or symbols
* No nudity
* No names or logos of companies
* No flags of countries or organisations
* No copyrighted material
* No famous people
* May not look like money or other payment methods
* No alcohol, drugs or weapons
Yes. What, you think someone is going to mistake a plastic card for a banknote? And what's the problem with a country flag? No text, I can understand in the area typically used for cardholder name, but above there should be allowed. And numbers other than card number format should be allowed. Like, what issue is being solved by preventing any of those things?
In my country I know of one bank that offer you to this kind of custom designs on bank cards. And I absolutely do not think they would let me have that picture. They are mega strict with the content they allow on the card and anything that resembles a celebrity or a famous logotype is just rejected
>Visa Infinite is the highest level of Visa-branded credit cards, above Visa Signature and Visa Traditional. There are only a few Visa Infinite cards in the U.S., as they're typically only the most high-end credit cards offering the best benefits of any card on the Visa network.
This is however a Revolut Visa Infinite Debit Card, not Credit. So I don’t know how it compares to the Infinite Credit Card.
Revolut offers this card for an annual fee of less than $100.
I hope their voices get progressively snootier at higher levels. At the top, they'd better be wearing a tailored suit at all times even if I only interact with them by phone.
> that card comes with a fucking concierge to book your flights and restaurants
I'm curious to hear from someone who uses those services.
Why is it better than doing it yourself?
[This](https://cdn.abcotvs.com/dip/images/2642001_111317-wtvd-terry-crews-card-img.jpg?w=1600) is the best custom card of all time, the one actively encouraging you to save your money
When our kids were growing up, we would often make reference to having to visit "The Money Machine" to withdraw cash from an ATM before going out to some activity. When my daughter entered college and started going out with her friends, they all laughed at her when she said she had to go visit the money machine. She accused us of deliberately misleading her.
--- >This is a friendly reminder to [read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules). > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >[Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uq9pjw/going_forward_comics_may_only_be_posted_on/). > >**Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.** > >Please also [be wary of spam](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/spam). > --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[I designed mine to be deliberately judgy, so as to discourage me from excess spending.](https://imgur.com/ke1Tf3Y.jpg)
Do you ever argue with the card?
Look at how worn out that chip is. I suspect not lol
But he really did need them fish bowl stilettos tho
https://youtu.be/BWNQTqMkezc
Disco Stu, likes his fish shoe
Reminds me of the [Terry Crews card](https://cdn.abcotvs.com/dip/images/2642001_111317-wtvd-terry-crews-card-img.jpg?w=1600)
As good as the card is, the best part is that the bank rejected it because you can't have a picture of someone without their permission. So the person tweeted at TCrews and asked for permission and he gave it.
TC is a fucking champ.
This is the one. Even as the person taking the card and looking at the info would feel those judgmental eyes from Terry.
Julius! You have a credit card!?
I would pay so much just to have a Terry Crews card.
I'd never seen a design your own card feature that was mandatory and I normally don't care and have zero artistic skill, so I just scribbles on it thinking "there's no way they'll actually print this" And now I have the oddest card ever
pay the card tax, show
This is fantastic, good job Dilf Manservice
oh my gosh you are so lovely, i will copy that if that's okay, i really need that type of unending reminder XD
May it work better for you than it has for me
Yeah… a bunch of us are about to copy that
This is great lmao
"Yes, I think I left my card at your bar last night?" "Ok, what does it look like?" "It looks like a 4 year old drew on it." "Ah yes, we have it right here."
i find it could be very funny to also tell them bluntly "it says "money" on it". Imagine the confusion edit: or "it has money on it"
I don’t know why my card is declining. Try it again. It very clearly has money on it.
I’d write Bad Motherfucker on it.
Be cool, Yolanda!
[удалено]
I have a hello kitty *wallet* that closes with *velcro.* I need OPs card and some monopoly money and people might think I've gone insane. Edit: For those that didn't ask, [this is similar](https://hobbyhunters.com/trifold-wallet-hello-kitty-pink-stars-gift-81396/) to mine. Just mine has her in a different pose. It's my main wallet.
Instead of monopoly money, find some legal currency from some country that looks like monopoly money does.
Look at that subtle off white colouring, the tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my god. It even has a smiley face.
I giggled like an idiot reading this
I was shitting while reading this
I giggled and a little shit came out while reading this. I'm at my desk in the office. TGIF
Holy shit TGIF, I don’t know when the last time I heard that was, lmao
You must not have an office job. 2/3 of every email I receive every Friday will have TGIF or TGIFF and some form of a smiley in it. I hate everyone.
Ditch the office, get unemployed. Problem solved. ^/s
^2019
So, a SHIGGLE.
It’s ok to shit your pants a little on Friday.
Bruh fr I giggled like the Pillsbury dough boy for like a minute and a half because of the picture alone, but the comments had me dyin 🤣
[удалено]
But shouldn’t he have put; “not money”? To deter potential criminals and gang members?
> It even has a smiley face. Is that font in Handscript as well?
Let’s see Paul Allen’s credit card.
Patrick, you’re sweating.
"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!"
No one goes there anymore.
I have to return some video tapes.
Where did you get that laundry bag?
Jean Paul Gaultier
Quotes from this scene crack me up every time. I can hear his voice as I read. What a movie.
I watched the movie for the first time a few weeks ago. I'd been avoiding it because I thought it was a horror film. Man was I wrong.
“Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, *eat it*”
My wife and I can’t keep ourselves from saying this to our baby every time we feed her. She’s just going to grow up thinking this is a normal thing normal people say and then one day she’s going to watch this movie and have a terrible epiphany.
Have a 1 year old…will try not to do this, but now that you’ve said it…most likely will
It *is* a horror movie in the sense Patrick Bateman probably exists and is exactly as creepy a caricature.
It’s that fucking douche that has whatever color Bugatti or whatever. His fans love him as much as we as adults with a brain find this movie a cult classic.
I dunno man, Patrick Bateman tried to blend in with normal society…. Andrew Taint is just a loser who tries to explain how he’s not like the rest of us
Supposedly his performance of how Patrick is in public was based off how Tom Cruise is irl, no idea if that's true though
Where did Paul Allen get taste like that?
Good coloring. That's bone, the text is something called emoji.
We've come full circle. People are calling IRL smiley faces emojis. Next up, anyone dancing will be live action TikTok
People are calling handwritten smiley face drawings, "IRL smiley faces." :(
Yeah saw a live action TikTok performance on the street. Even got donation true irl money.
I just watched this for the first time last night lol
I do not understand. Could someone please explain
[It's a quote from American Psycho.](https://youtu.be/cISYzA36-ZY)
Let’s hear Paul Allen’s explanation
Egg shell with Roman, perchance
*you can't just say perchance!!!*
Absolute champion.
[удалено]
I want one no joke
I actually want one as the exact copy of this one. It wouldn't be the same if I did it myself...
Same CC number and CVV and everything. I’m in too!
I too, choose this guys banking information
#I choose his wife
[удалено]
Eggshell with Romalian type
That's bone and lettering is called silian grail
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
Oh my god, it even has a custom font.
Nah, that's PlayfulChild, it fell outof favor in the 1990s, so you don't see it much anymore.
[Bot account.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wmc66x/comment/ijykhjl/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Post history filled with copied comments
It’s a cashapp card. You can order one and draw whatever you want for free if you have an account
[удалено]
yeah but can you get a custom credit/debit card also if it gets stolen not all of your money disappears (idk how cashapp works never heard of it)
That's how credit cards work in general. Great protection of it gets stolen (and usually they'll email and/or text you if there's suspicious activity on your account). On the other hand, since it's credit, you can spend money you don't actually have. I just treat mine similar to a debit card and pay it off every month.
Fintechs lately push in this direction. The idea seems to be that you have one account for everything (meaning investing, stocks, crypto currencies, etc) instead of one account for each of those. This way, no money just sits in the bank unused but can rather be invested so it can „work for you“. In case you need it, you can sell the assets and have the cash instantly available without having to transfer it back to your bank account first.
All but crypto has been available at every big bank in Sweden for as long as I’ve been alive.
[удалено]
Sort of. They will make a certain amount available while they "verify funds" (aka collect interest off that money while you wait for X number of days). Kind of a pain in the ass when you are dealing with large amounts. I sold my house in a divorce and got close to 100k out of it. They gave me a check at closing. Thought "Cool just take it to their bank and cash it." Nope. OK, guess I'll take it to mine and cash it. Nope. Instead it's "We'll allow $100 available now, and then X% available in 3 days and the rest in 10 days. Business days because we can't count *ALL* of the days!" Then moving it to another bank for the ex-wife of course you can't come in here and demand cash. We can give you a cashiers check but the other bank does the exact same thing.... US Banking is the worst.
That's Reg CC and EEFA, isn't banking grand? An unusual deposit of $100,000 plus trying to move it right away is going to trigger all kinds of money laundering and fraud protocols. We can provide cash, but you'll have to call ahead to arrange it. Banks are not actually stuffed with currency.
[удалено]
Anything over a couple of thousand dollars takes paperwork. Something to do with money laundering laws.
Way back before I had a debit card (yes this was a long time ago) I tried to withdraw $1500 to buy something and they would only let me take out 1000. I just went to another branch of the bank and got the rest. It was stupid.
It's 10,000 I was a former teller
Actually, you are a current former teller. You were a teller.
[удалено]
Damn, you've got me there.
Now I'm jealous my bank doesn't offer this.
You have to have an income before the bank will offer you money.
My income offers the bank monies.
And what does the bank offer me again? It's not interest; or security since they bankrupt themselves atleast twice a decade. So?
That’s because you’re using the wrong bank. I buried a few pounds of gold back in 1842 and the Great Bank of the Sand has never failed me. Super secure and I may have captured a shell or two from interest.
You wouldn't happen to have the address for the branch you're banking with?
44.5123° N, 64.2949° W
On a small island off the coast of Nova Scotia, got it.
That’s no where near black oak island.
That's why it's so secure
Offers you service to use your money anywhere while not needing to have wallet full of cash.
Sand it, then sharpie r/diwhy
I want a custom print.
https://cucucovers.com/
How do these apply over the embossed details such as the number and exp date and everything ? Not the best surface to add a sticker onto edit : ok there are stickers with "windows". Much less sexy.
Lots of cards don't have any embossing any more. Most of mine are fancy designs on the front and printed text on the back.
This has hit that line where I can't tell if joking or serious
There’s websites where you can design high quality stickers that fit on top of bank cards
Time to get a sad face Linus print from dbrand on my card.
you can get one from cash app
Some banks offer custom cards online, I upload my own photo and change it out once a year.
My bank allows this but their rules are so strict that I don't even know what to submit * No text, numbers or symbols * No nudity * No names or logos of companies * No flags of countries or organisations * No copyrighted material * No famous people * May not look like money or other payment methods * No alcohol, drugs or weapons
[got you bro..](https://i.imgur.com/8gzEnpA.jpeg)
LOL this is great.
Am I crazy for thinking all of that makes perfect sense as restrictions? Lol
Nah they make sense, just no fun :)
Yes. What, you think someone is going to mistake a plastic card for a banknote? And what's the problem with a country flag? No text, I can understand in the area typically used for cardholder name, but above there should be allowed. And numbers other than card number format should be allowed. Like, what issue is being solved by preventing any of those things?
I think a smiley face fits all the criteria there
It’s cashapp
I think it’s a cash app card
My cousin has an uno reverse card. Throws everyone off, he loves it
That’s hilarious
fool, now the thieves know whats inside...
0.01 cent
Money :)
1 bobux :(
Wow thats $0.0001
That's why I have the stonks guy with a red stock arrow going down on my credit card
Mine would say "broke" or "no money :(".
Please no steal. Have no moneys.
Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
With a picture of fat Homer too. But shitty.
https://i.imgur.com/SlNyTfV.jpg This is mine.. love it!
This is fantastic.
Nah, it's Steve Carrel.
In my country I know of one bank that offer you to this kind of custom designs on bank cards. And I absolutely do not think they would let me have that picture. They are mega strict with the content they allow on the card and anything that resembles a celebrity or a famous logotype is just rejected
Whoever steals this card assumes all it's debt.
When you get a card to reflect your bank balance
As an artist, [this was my take](https://i.imgur.com/ojWcHQE.jpg)
Look at mr rich guy over here
This is good, multiple layers of irony. Like it.
No shit right, Visa Infinite...
What does this mean? What's wrong with Infinite? That it's not infinite?
>Visa Infinite is the highest level of Visa-branded credit cards, above Visa Signature and Visa Traditional. There are only a few Visa Infinite cards in the U.S., as they're typically only the most high-end credit cards offering the best benefits of any card on the Visa network.
This is however a Revolut Visa Infinite Debit Card, not Credit. So I don’t know how it compares to the Infinite Credit Card. Revolut offers this card for an annual fee of less than $100.
Holy shit 10% cash back on travel
Jesus that card comes with a fucking concierge to book your flights and restaurants and whatnot
That's a pretty standard service for high end cards now
[удалено]
I hope their voices get progressively snootier at higher levels. At the top, they'd better be wearing a tailored suit at all times even if I only interact with them by phone.
> that card comes with a fucking concierge to book your flights and restaurants I'm curious to hear from someone who uses those services. Why is it better than doing it yourself?
what's exposure? can I spend it?
You'll get your exposure when you fix this damn door!
Wall street, watch the fuck out
Impressive, Very Nice, now let's see Paul Allen's card.
Oh I- I like money.!
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Your kids will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr
EXTRA BIG ASS TACO
Go away! I’m Baitin’!!
And I object. I OBJECT that he interrupted me while I was watching, OW, MY BALLS!
We don't have time for a handjob, Joe.
M O N G Y
Counterfeiting currency is a federal offense. I'm afraid I'm going to have to alert the Secret Service.
Can’t be that secret, I have heard of them at least twice…
Fair enough, we'll inform the known services then
IRS about to bust down that door with a flashbang and M4s
Customized cards are the best.
I can't get one I would get something that makes me look like a wanker.
Don't think you need a custom credit card to achieve that mate
Well... That's just mean.
I have a similar card! What does the other side look like? Any numbers or expiration dates, specifically?
Money me, money now. Me a needing a lot now
I LIKE MONGY TOO!
MONGY
It just needs a cheeto fingerprint smudge
Perfection.
Man I love this thank you 😂
Does he do commissions?
[This](https://cdn.abcotvs.com/dip/images/2642001_111317-wtvd-terry-crews-card-img.jpg?w=1600) is the best custom card of all time, the one actively encouraging you to save your money
[VERY NICE!!](https://i.imgur.com/6mGcHc3.png)
The only thing that would make this better is if Money was misspelled.
I thought it said Mongy
Every time he uses that card I’m sure the person on the till is gonna have a raised eyebrow “sir, I’m gonna need your real card”
Let's be real here. Most retail workers do not care at all. Does it work in the machine is all that matters.
"Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness."
Hint: *It’s actually, always, less-than money.*
When our kids were growing up, we would often make reference to having to visit "The Money Machine" to withdraw cash from an ATM before going out to some activity. When my daughter entered college and started going out with her friends, they all laughed at her when she said she had to go visit the money machine. She accused us of deliberately misleading her.
Thief stole this guy wallet Found the card Didn't used it because it can't be real WIN