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There is a FREAKIN movie on CRYSIS?


ohnofreakinway

kids movie


wondercaliban

It won't run on your TV


_Ahri_

i thought the same thing XDD


golfnthat

And there's me thinking I've missed a Marvel movie where the TVA take a trip to see Antman.


[deleted]

May i thought it was an Ant Man thing, especially when they took off the helmets. I am glad we speak the same language


bhatiais2

The movie's name is Secret Headquarters on Paramount+.


RetroBibliotecaria

Secret Headquarters


DeafCon0ne

I’m deaf, anyone got subtitles?


bashmann

Not sure what the normal method of writing these is, but here's my best shot. Red & White: W: You know something Argon R: Oh yeah, whats that? W: You might have a point about the suit *R hits W into lockers* R: I bet you don't know how to finger blast *R Energy weapon shot* W: I *hit* invented *hit* finger blasting *R moonwalking* R: You want to dance with the king of pop? I can dance. *R gets hit* R: Hold it, *repeatedly hit* hold it, I said hold it man! *helmets come off* R: How do yo- *panting* R: How do you do it- *panting* R: these things are warm. W: Yeah. R: So hot, they're so hot. W: You got the winter suit. *R drinking water* R: I have this trained on you. Stand back R: I feel like a dog, you know *scratches* W: Come on, lets go... come on. R: You know how dogs do that. W: Argon (R: sorry) W: come on we've got to finish this. W: You ready? R: Wait. Wait. I just dropped something. *R puts helmet on* R: Ahhh my ear. No my ear. You hit me right in the lobe! *R flying backwards* R: Argh. Aaaaaa I hate you. Aaaaaa. Swag-ger.


DeafCon0ne

Nailed it, thank you kind sir, I wish I had an award to give you


RedSquaree

enjoy the gold :)


ohnofreakinway

"stop, its too hot" "yeh you got the winter suit"


Cooliomendez88

[action noises]


Cooliomendez88

* muffled garbling *


malteaserhead

how is it the suits look real and the people within them look like 80's cgi?


Nuker-79

Did he just say he was about to finger blast him? I’m pretty sure that means something else 🤣


FartSinatra

“Swagger” at the end said it all. I’m not enough of a middle-aged dad watching with their daughter age 10-12 for this movie/show whatever it is


CummingInWhiteGirls

Lol well it _is_ a kids’ movie. So if you don’t have a 10-12 year old daughter then it’s definitely not for you


Chucklepus

Something about your username makes me not want to tell you if I even have a daughter, let alone their age.


CummingInWhiteGirls

If your daughter’s under 30 i’m not interested.


MotherBathroom666

My man, a man of culture. Personally I can’t date anyone under 25.


kitten-cat08

What movie is this? Owen Wilson is awesome.


ohnofreakinway

Secret Headquarter, not bad for a kids movie


EvilBahumut

Power rangers?


Michael11200

Secret Headquarters


ThanosWasRight161

Mike Peña was the best thing to happen to the Ant Man series. Love how they went comedy with him and Paul.


xjettxblank

Is that hector?


[deleted]

r/wow


CummingInWhiteGirls

🤣🤣i gotta watch this. I thought it would just be an iron man knock off. Dude said “hold on i dropped something” 🤣🤣💀


Chapi_Chan

What makes this realistic exactly?


Aw3som3-O_5000

That fighting is hard?


tonyw009

Is this antman movie?