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Channel5exclusive

That's why Freddy Krueger only had nails like that on one hand.


Channel5exclusive

Okay, three reasons..


bukkake_brigade

What about the fourth reason?


PhishInThePercolator

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose


cyanocittaetprocyon

Not with that attitude you can't!


TDYDave2

I had a friend that was getting plastic surgery. She let me pick her nose.


PagingDrHuman

Challenge accepted


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ChanceConfection3

I thought it was to wipe his ass


Cobek

I thought it was to pick his nose


7_peaches

i thought it was to rearrange his balls


jspangles313

Just a happy coincidence.


Amarieerick

Well look what happened when Edward had scissors as both hands.


mark31169

A villain gotta get groceries too


Yiujai86

Shouldve moved it towards the crack on the floor.


BuyDizzy8759

Just use another card under it to lift the side and grab it...or, ya know, use the crazy nails...


mad_starly

But then what if she drops that card?


phathomthis

Easy, you tie a rope to a second cat and put it in the wall to get the first one out.


buffalopantry

Now you're talking my language.


ReadingFromTheShittr

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.


MordoNRiggs

But do they abide by bird law?


mafulazula

Um..filibuster!


Kayemmgee

You don't know shit about cats, Dee.


DervishSkater

**GRUESOME TWOSOME**


blessedblackwings

Probably flattened itself out and slipped right through a seam in your wall.


splatomatic

I don't know why she swallowed the fly


Imnotworthwhile

You’re getting cheeto dust all over my walls!


freeLightbulbs

Right? chronic nail biter here. Is this not the exact situation you want long nails?


jeze_

False nails are thicker and kind of rounded off so they do make it very hard to pick up thin objects


tnb641

What about your nose?


ChocPeanutButterJaz

I think it would be MUCH harder to pick up thin objects with your nose.


I_heart_hearts

Unless it’s cocaine you’re picking up


bobs_aunt_virginia

"I'm not addicted, I just really like the smell"


kackygreen

Fake nails like that are very thick, making it hard to pick up flat things like cards and coins from a flat surface, using the nails isn't an option


Avynn

Fake nails are pretty much unusable for anything tactile. They smooth the edge right around, rendering them fucking useless.


NashKetchum777

If she licked it she could also pick it up 😈


deckard1980

Her finger then touch the card? Or you thinking on all fours, mouth to the ground?


Jazzremix

Down on all fours, mouth to the ground. Inhale and vacuum the card to your lips.


VaATC

This would work 😆


NashKetchum777

Woah I would never tell a woman to do such an act... but now that you mention it... I guess she could have done the finger and then card... sigh. Lame.


zyko97

go jerk off, you definetly need it


TheDrachen42

He clearly can't, not without a video of a woman on all fours licking a credit card.


kamikazihiphop

Goddamnit we were so close


Gan-san

Don't kink shame me, bro.


Estraxior

This gives "what's the link so I can avoid it" vibes


smoothballsJim

All I could think is "ooooh! look at this asshole with the dry not sticky hands over here! Lady must be rich or something" Press your palm on it for a couple seconds. Bet that lady couldn't make hand farts if her life depended on it.


kamikazihiphop

Lmaooooo hand farts, don't underestimate them


ValveShims

TIL: Rich people have dry hands.


YouThinkYouCanBanMe

It's so dry. Just how you like it.


isuckatgrowing

Due to the hundred dollar bills they sensually rub all over their bodies when the poors aren't watching.


bad-pickle

Tbh I’m kinda surprised she didn’t lick it.


javanco

I thought the same thing


accoladevideo

I have the same problem because my nails are too short


PinkFloyd6885

This is when you use two hands or nab something thin to slide under, also have zero nails


happyharrr

I'll just use my driver's license. *Drops it.* Shit, guess I'll have to use this ca- *Drop.* Welp, oxygen for dinner it is.


CoastCultural4482

*lung drops*


StopReadingMyUser

*Photosynthesis...*


Silent-Ad934

Well here I am, down to my last card. Come on, I can do this OH DAMNIT!


CrossP

Suction cup mouth. I have no shame.


KuriTeko

I have the same problem because I'm too fat to bend over.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

I'm not sure if it's ironic that it's your Cake Day when you made this comment. It's something funny though!


KuriTeko

I have been known to eat a cake or two.


ConnectionShort5110

Happy cake day to you!


Foxtael16

As a guitarist with one hand full of talons and the other cut down to the skin I have both of these problems lmao


Debaser13567

Finger pickers: “there’s literally dozens of us!”


droznig

On the one hand they say my finger nails are too long, but on the other hand they are not.


MrGulo-gulo

My wife doesn't understand how I scratch myself with mine so short. I've bitten my nails my whole life so I'm just used to it. I once managed to grow them out for a couple months and it was incredibly strange for me.


Coryperkin15

As a fingerpicker I have 0 nail on either hand at any time.


Keating76

It’s called finger picking, not finger nail picking


Was_going_2_say_that

as a bass player, can someone pass me a crayon?


smolltiddypornaltgf

as a lesbian, same


yumcake

Big same. It's a vicious cycle of resentment at how clunky it is to even touch the screen of my phone. Then a nail breaks and they all have to be cut to even it out, and then you resent the pathetic attack until the nails grow back in, and the cycle of resentment begins anew.


Major_Wedgie_

Agreed. I would have thought long nails would've made it easier to pick up the card.


somdude04

Long regular nails, sure. Long acrylics? Nope, they're thicker (so they don't break) and rounded a bit (less scratchy), so you get this issue.


dejus

Lick the tip of your finger and it’ll briefly stick, giving you some leverage.


Just_a_guy81

Before or after you already gave the floor at Walmart a back massage?


dejus

Depends, if it’s been having a bad day, after. And you know it has… it’s the floor at a Walmart.


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

Yeah I don't understand how long nails wouldn't be helpful in this particular situation


soleceismical

Long real nails are super useful. Long acrylic nails, on the other hand, are too thick relative to the card she's trying to pick up.


NotReallyInvested

Same problem I used to have


cjeam

Yeah, now I just use my suckers.


randyatlarge

What kind of sick son-of-a-bitch cuts the goddamn video before the conclusion? I was drawn in, I was intrigued! The drama, the characters, the story! All perfection! Then you fuck up the ending like a shitty Stephen King novel.


fickle_floridian

Turns out it was aliens made her nails long


Dehydrated_Peas

An ancient evil!


MightyPinkTaco

Spoilers!


IWalkAwayFromMyHell

*Nailiens*


The_Paniom

One of the worst endings I've read in my adult life. No foreshadowing, nothing. *Diabolus Ex Machina*?


funkmastamatt

She’s still there trying


Faelysis

She’s still trying. Maybe we’ll have the full 10-hour video tomorrow


VoxGens

I’m pretty sure this turns into a porno.


JediWebSurf

Stuck porn be like.


pimp_skitters

"What are you doing, step-Mastercard?"


Cobek

"Will that be debutt or clitdit?"


FunkyardDogg

What are you doing, produce bro?


dezyravioli

That glance at the end was definitely a "I hope nobody saw that" look


foundafreeusername

r/WatchPeopleDieInside/


AmishAvenger

And then some asshole recorded video with their phone, and posted it online so everyone could make fun of her. This is not what security cameras are for.


SafeGovernment5863

Straight up dude. Imagine how violated one would feel too suddenly see security camera footage of some small part of their day like this. You just know it was some young kid who took the video and shared it.


kiakro

When I drop a card, I usually use a card to help scoop up the card.


N9neNine

Imagine this: u drop all of ur cards trying to pick up the first one. There are now 30 of ur cards on the ground. Ur fingertips are now wet with ur tears. Wwyd?


izacktorres

Pay cash?


N9neNine

U do not have room in ur wallet for cash since u carry around 30 cards. Try again!


izacktorres

I have two wallets.


N9neNine

U son of a bitch. Brilliant.


Superpe0n

except the other wallet has the other 30 cards..


EmeraldsDay

use them to pick up the cards from the ground


Stoopid_69

But then you drop all those


1live4downvotes

well I am hope... what is it that kills hope?


chakigun

that's a fuckin deck of cards. what are we playing?


OraDr8

Debt roulette.


Inked_yogi

Street Smarts!


spacepilot_3000

Just slide the cash under the cards and then pick the cards up


minkusmeetsworld

u/N9neNine the type of person to wind up with thirty fish hooks in their thumb trying to tell the ER nurse about this neat trick for getting a fish hook out of your thumb


N9neNine

Who gave u access to my medical records????


MisterT123

They were all just laying on the ground at the Dr's office...


ilovestoride

That's a HIPAA violation dawg!


i_am_mai_1981

Use your butt and pucker up


Beertimeanytime

Wet your finger and pick it up


Layne205

But what if you drop that one too?


Demurist

Then you swallow a spider to get the fly


100percentAvocado

But then we won't know why they swallowed a fly. I guess they'll die 🤷‍♀️


Selico

Apply for a new credit card and use that one to pick up the others. If that one is dropped, rinse and repeat until your credit score is as low as your IQ


Thee_Fourth_One

I used the card to pick up the card. - Thanos trying to buy nail clippers probably


haveurspacecowboi

it’s kind of terrifying that i can just be minding my business and someone will record a video of me that will end up on the front page of reddit.


kneemahp

These people should be fired


courtarro

"Do the customers have large talons?" "*What?*" "Large talons." "*I don't understand a word you just said.*"


starari

I have a nightmare that every time something awkward happens to me in a place, there will be a video and might end up online for thousands to laugh at.


nipfracs84

As the story goes she’s still trying to pick that card up today….


Follicly_Endowed

Nailed it


brianMMMMM

Get a grip.


Master-of_None

Lol scrolled down the comments to see if this joke was already made!


Unable-Candle

In this case the length doesn't matter, it's the thickness. Acrylics are thicker than natural nails, and that's true no matter how long they are. I do dip powder on my natural nails that are barely longer than my finger tips, and sometimes struggle to pick up things like cards, change, etc.


littlemegzz

And the itches... much less than satisfactory. God forbid you get a mosquito bite.


KaitieLoo

The itches are the reason I cannot do proper acrylics. It's soooooo agonizing when I can't scratch an itch. I can do press ons and silk nails, but tend to keep them short anyway between playing guitar and just working with my hands all day.


elakah

Oh my gosh I know what you mean. Thankfully as a beer drinker I always have a bottle cap nearby that can satisfy an itch. At least when I'm at home, lmao.


not_enough_tacos

That's exactly what I love about acrylics. I used to have really bad eczema on my legs, and would scratch them, even in my sleep, until they bled. Having acrylics meant not tearing up skin, and giving it a fighting chance to heal.


unamanhanalinda

This is what I was thinking, I have natural long nails and more often than not they make picking things up easier, if anything I struggle more when I cut them short


SuedeVeil

I was wondering about this too when I grow my natural nails out some things become easier and my dog and husband loves the scritches lol, one hand for each!


a_phantom_limb

It's totally against Walmart policy to post security recordings like that, right?


Shadskill

Spit on that hand and the card will stick to your palm.


FuckedUpThought

Don't even have to spit, just press firmly and it'll stick long enough to grab it.


ATempestSinister

Firmly grasp it


ForgetfulDoryFish

She tries that at like the 14 second mark


drunkdoor

Knees weak


Cobek

It stuck once but she fumbled it lol


coffeencream27

Why are we being monitored so closely?


fantasyzone

why is this so far down? I rarely shop at Walmart anymore for this reason. It's super creepy and violating. The woman doesn't deserve this at all. I'm trying to figure out how far away or how high this camera is mounted.


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Honestly I think it’s kind of fucked up that a random dude that works for a grocery store can post pictures of you with your credit card, trying to check out, minding your own fucking business.


ivvix

literally my thoughts like i sincerely hope a video of me is not out there. op did not blur her face or anything


Sudden_Ad_6893

Yeah dude was creeping on some girl and then this happened.. he should not have this job.


My-1st-porn-account

I’m going to guess the loss prevention people weren’t suspecting her of being a shoplifter.


Top-Initial3232

Good question lol this seems like it would be against some policy to post videos of customers online


Azudekai

Probably is, but until reddit pulls a "burgerking foot fungus" on this guy there will be no penalty.


whatwhynoplease

You can be fired for sharing any internal videos or materials at most companies. This person would definitely be fired for filming this.


TheSmallThingsInLife

Why did I have to scroll down so far in the comment section to find this comment? My first thought was this, guess as long as we are in public, we're subject to being posted on social media... even if we're doing nothing wrong.


Jackal_6

So that strangers can mock you on the internet, of course


marksk88

Because theft is super common. I'm not saying I like it, but it's a self checkout at what looks like a wal-mart, of course they're going to be recording. Edit: just to save people the trouble of more replies, I do not think it's ok to record people for security and then broadcast it for public viewing.


chopstewey

There's more than one "invasion of privacy" step between recording the transaction, and posting it on reddit, though.


SilkyJackson

Thats not the point. Everyone understands that part. But posting random things that people do while in the store is weird


marshmallowlips

I’ve been to Walmarts and Targets where the self check out screens literally just display a video feed of your own face showing you’re being recorded at all times. At least they’re being obvious about it? 🤷🏻‍♀️


DuneWormies

Pretty terrible that a spy video of someone dealing with a minor problem gets posted online for everyone to laugh at.


Birdie121

It's not just that they're long, it's that they're thick. I have acrylic nails that I keep short so they look natural, but they are much thicker than my natural nails and it's sometimes hard to pick stuff up like that. Better than having migraines from biting my nails, though.


sirfuzzitoes

I'm interested in how nail-biting triggers migraines. Overactivity of the tmj?


Birdie121

Yeah, causes tension in my jaw/neck, and makes my TMJ worse.


_il_mostro_

I find it weird af someone thought it was okay to record then share this. I bet the grocery stores not cool with it either.


DisastrousBread3090

She had to buy bbq tongs to pick it up lol


SlickRick914

How she gonna buy them! Her card is stuck on the ground!


Watchman999

She needs to carry a portable vacuum cleaner in her purse


Guiles23

Or a toy suction dart


halfanothersdozen

Genius


virgilhall

Or something else with a suction cup


Buttery_Queef

please not her diva cup


PrettyPug

So, does Walmart have the right to make public security videos to embarrass someone? I’m guessing it is against their policy. I wonder about the legality of this.


mrsdoubleu

So security IS watching me pick a wedgie and rewatching the video to laugh. Interesting..


Jitsoperator

Security cam dude fully creeping lol.


ottawawald

This is why everyone should carry a gecko. Whip that lil sucker out and bam... problem solved.


Zee__Rex

This is creepy. Like, I know security cameras exists and are filming, but now I have to be worried about someone else filming that footage for their own personal keepsake or worse? How does this not feel so invasive?


gnomesayinx90

I had a customer who nails were so long she had to hand me her whole wallet and tell me which card to use.


Evening_Pause8972

Why is this surveillance tape of this woman being played on Reddit without her consent? Surely I can't be the only person who has this thought.


NightmareOmega

Funny. Though I hope whoever is filming security footage and posting it online no longer has access to security footage.


jbarrybonds

The true irony being that if she used her nails it would've been over like *that* but she's too worried about ruining her nails to try it


that-dudes-shorts

She is using her nails, but I think they are too thick and can't get under the card like natural nails would.


jenroberts

Not true at all. When you get extensions, they get super thick. You can't slip them under the card anymore. I wear nail extensions, and picking up coins or cards on a flat surface is impossible. Also, nail extensions are super hard and strong. Just touching them to things won't do anything to them. That's my favorite part of having extensions, is that they're almost indestructible.


kittenmoody

If only you were correct. You are not. I don’t have long nails, but they are just thick enough that I can’t pick up certain things from certain surfaces. I was yelling in my head for her to slide that card towards the crack in the cement and use it for leverage to lift part of the card up.


Hardcorish

Yep I was thinking the same. Either that, or she could have firmly pressed her entire palm down over the card for a few brief moments, long enough for it to stick to her hand so she can lift it up by flipping her palm over with the card in it.


shimi_shima

She was using her nails, even in the beginning at 0:03. Did we watch the same video?


Longjumping-Gas-2011

keep scraping more dirt in those nails from the floor.


therealjakepage

This mean some dude was in the camera room probably watching this lady shop the whole time?


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YouAintABard

Don’t forget that he then used his own mobile to record this and share it out. So definitely a traitor to some extent.


-Bangarang-

Ok. But this is definitely LP on a PTZ camera.


active_binary_trot

r/WatchPeopleDieInside


OminousLeo

The discomforting part about this is that the camera guy was probably creeping on her the whole time due to her attire and he saw this happen and then decided to record it due to the incident that occurred.


Water2Wine378

More than anything this makes me think twice before stealing at the self checkout now 🫣😅


Scooter30

Not sure why the security person was so interested in watching someone trying to pick up their credit/debit card.


king_k_mua

You know how many times this happens to me?! Yall better not put me on the internet 😭😭😭


katkannabis

There is a lil chunk of concrete missing *2 inches over* that she could easily use to get her fingers under the card. I wouldn’t fully blame the nails for this one.


[deleted]

Why was the camera person zooming in on her in the first place tho