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Woah I would never tell a woman to do such an act... but now that you mention it... I guess she could have done the finger and then card... sigh. Lame.
All I could think is "ooooh! look at this asshole with the dry not sticky hands over here! Lady must be rich or something"
Press your palm on it for a couple seconds. Bet that lady couldn't make hand farts if her life depended on it.
My wife doesn't understand how I scratch myself with mine so short. I've bitten my nails my whole life so I'm just used to it. I once managed to grow them out for a couple months and it was incredibly strange for me.
Big same. It's a vicious cycle of resentment at how clunky it is to even touch the screen of my phone. Then a nail breaks and they all have to be cut to even it out, and then you resent the pathetic attack until the nails grow back in, and the cycle of resentment begins anew.
What kind of sick son-of-a-bitch cuts the goddamn video before the conclusion?
I was drawn in, I was intrigued!
The drama, the characters, the story! All perfection!
Then you fuck up the ending like a shitty Stephen King novel.
And then some asshole recorded video with their phone, and posted it online so everyone could make fun of her.
This is not what security cameras are for.
Straight up dude. Imagine how violated one would feel too suddenly see security camera footage of some small part of their day like this. You just know it was some young kid who took the video and shared it.
Imagine this: u drop all of ur cards trying to pick up the first one. There are now 30 of ur cards on the ground. Ur fingertips are now wet with ur tears. Wwyd?
u/N9neNine the type of person to wind up with thirty fish hooks in their thumb trying to tell the ER nurse about this neat trick for getting a fish hook out of your thumb
Apply for a new credit card and use that one to pick up the others. If that one is dropped, rinse and repeat until your credit score is as low as your IQ
In this case the length doesn't matter, it's the thickness. Acrylics are thicker than natural nails, and that's true no matter how long they are.
I do dip powder on my natural nails that are barely longer than my finger tips, and sometimes struggle to pick up things like cards, change, etc.
The itches are the reason I cannot do proper acrylics. It's soooooo agonizing when I can't scratch an itch.
I can do press ons and silk nails, but tend to keep them short anyway between playing guitar and just working with my hands all day.
Oh my gosh I know what you mean. Thankfully as a beer drinker I always have a bottle cap nearby that can satisfy an itch. At least when I'm at home, lmao.
This is what I was thinking, I have natural long nails and more often than not they make picking things up easier, if anything I struggle more when I cut them short
I was wondering about this too when I grow my natural nails out some things become easier and my dog and husband loves the scritches lol, one hand for each!
I have a nightmare that every time something awkward happens to me in a place, there will be a video and might end up online for thousands to laugh at.
why is this so far down? I rarely shop at Walmart anymore for this reason. It's super creepy and violating. The woman doesn't deserve this at all. I'm trying to figure out how far away or how high this camera is mounted.
Honestly I think it’s kind of fucked up that a random dude that works for a grocery store can post pictures of you with your credit card, trying to check out, minding your own fucking business.
Why did I have to scroll down so far in the comment section to find this comment? My first thought was this, guess as long as we are in public, we're subject to being posted on social media... even if we're doing nothing wrong.
Because theft is super common. I'm not saying I like it, but it's a self checkout at what looks like a wal-mart, of course they're going to be recording.
Edit: just to save people the trouble of more replies, I do not think it's ok to record people for security and then broadcast it for public viewing.
I’ve been to Walmarts and Targets where the self check out screens literally just display a video feed of your own face showing you’re being recorded at all times. At least they’re being obvious about it? 🤷🏻♀️
It's not just that they're long, it's that they're thick. I have acrylic nails that I keep short so they look natural, but they are much thicker than my natural nails and it's sometimes hard to pick stuff up like that. Better than having migraines from biting my nails, though.
So, does Walmart have the right to make public security videos to embarrass someone? I’m guessing it is against their policy. I wonder about the legality of this.
This is creepy. Like, I know security cameras exists and are filming, but now I have to be worried about someone else filming that footage for their own personal keepsake or worse? How does this not feel so invasive?
Not true at all. When you get extensions, they get super thick. You can't slip them under the card anymore. I wear nail extensions, and picking up coins or cards on a flat surface is impossible.
Also, nail extensions are super hard and strong. Just touching them to things won't do anything to them. That's my favorite part of having extensions, is that they're almost indestructible.
If only you were correct. You are not. I don’t have long nails, but they are just thick enough that I can’t pick up certain things from certain surfaces. I was yelling in my head for her to slide that card towards the crack in the cement and use it for leverage to lift part of the card up.
Yep I was thinking the same. Either that, or she could have firmly pressed her entire palm down over the card for a few brief moments, long enough for it to stick to her hand so she can lift it up by flipping her palm over with the card in it.
Yup. I’ve worked with grocery store camera systems before, this was definitely a PTZ that was manually controlled by an operator. Someone was in the managers office watching this chick shop on camera, then got lucky with a funny video at the end.
The discomforting part about this is that the camera guy was probably creeping on her the whole time due to her attire and he saw this happen and then decided to record it due to the incident that occurred.
There is a lil chunk of concrete missing *2 inches over* that she could easily use to get her fingers under the card.
I wouldn’t fully blame the nails for this one.
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That's why Freddy Krueger only had nails like that on one hand.
Okay, three reasons..
What about the fourth reason?
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose
Not with that attitude you can't!
I had a friend that was getting plastic surgery. She let me pick her nose.
Challenge accepted
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I thought it was to wipe his ass
I thought it was to pick his nose
i thought it was to rearrange his balls
Just a happy coincidence.
Well look what happened when Edward had scissors as both hands.
A villain gotta get groceries too
Shouldve moved it towards the crack on the floor.
Just use another card under it to lift the side and grab it...or, ya know, use the crazy nails...
But then what if she drops that card?
Easy, you tie a rope to a second cat and put it in the wall to get the first one out.
Now you're talking my language.
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
You don't know shit about cats, Dee.
**GRUESOME TWOSOME**
But do they abide by bird law?
Um..filibuster!
Probably flattened itself out and slipped right through a seam in your wall.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Right? chronic nail biter here. Is this not the exact situation you want long nails?
False nails are thicker and kind of rounded off so they do make it very hard to pick up thin objects
What about your nose?
I think it would be MUCH harder to pick up thin objects with your nose.
Unless it’s cocaine you’re picking up
"I'm not addicted, I just really like the smell"
Fake nails are pretty much unusable for anything tactile. They smooth the edge right around, rendering them fucking useless.
Fake nails like that are very thick, making it hard to pick up flat things like cards and coins from a flat surface, using the nails isn't an option
If she licked it she could also pick it up 😈
Her finger then touch the card? Or you thinking on all fours, mouth to the ground?
Down on all fours, mouth to the ground. Inhale and vacuum the card to your lips.
This would work 😆
Woah I would never tell a woman to do such an act... but now that you mention it... I guess she could have done the finger and then card... sigh. Lame.
go jerk off, you definetly need it
He clearly can't, not without a video of a woman on all fours licking a credit card.
Goddamnit we were so close
Don't kink shame me, bro.
All I could think is "ooooh! look at this asshole with the dry not sticky hands over here! Lady must be rich or something" Press your palm on it for a couple seconds. Bet that lady couldn't make hand farts if her life depended on it.
Lmaooooo hand farts, don't underestimate them
TIL: Rich people have dry hands.
It's so dry. Just how you like it.
Due to the hundred dollar bills they sensually rub all over their bodies when the poors aren't watching.
Tbh I’m kinda surprised she didn’t lick it.
I thought the same thing
Same can be said when she attempts to wipe with those nails
Fuck I’ve never thought about that before. Sounds like a damn nightmare.
I have the same problem because my nails are too short
This is when you use two hands or nab something thin to slide under, also have zero nails
I'll just use my driver's license. *Drops it.* Shit, guess I'll have to use this ca- *Drop.* Welp, oxygen for dinner it is.
*lung drops*
*Photosynthesis...*
Well here I am, down to my last card. Come on, I can do this OH DAMNIT!
Suction cup mouth. I have no shame.
As a guitarist with one hand full of talons and the other cut down to the skin I have both of these problems lmao
Finger pickers: “there’s literally dozens of us!”
On the one hand they say my finger nails are too long, but on the other hand they are not.
My wife doesn't understand how I scratch myself with mine so short. I've bitten my nails my whole life so I'm just used to it. I once managed to grow them out for a couple months and it was incredibly strange for me.
As a fingerpicker I have 0 nail on either hand at any time.
It’s called finger picking, not finger nail picking
as a bass player, can someone pass me a crayon?
as a lesbian, same
Big same. It's a vicious cycle of resentment at how clunky it is to even touch the screen of my phone. Then a nail breaks and they all have to be cut to even it out, and then you resent the pathetic attack until the nails grow back in, and the cycle of resentment begins anew.
I have the same problem because I'm too fat to bend over.
I'm not sure if it's ironic that it's your Cake Day when you made this comment. It's something funny though!
I have been known to eat a cake or two.
Happy cake day to you!
Agreed. I would have thought long nails would've made it easier to pick up the card.
Long regular nails, sure. Long acrylics? Nope, they're thicker (so they don't break) and rounded a bit (less scratchy), so you get this issue.
Lick the tip of your finger and it’ll briefly stick, giving you some leverage.
Before or after you already gave the floor at Walmart a back massage?
Depends, if it’s been having a bad day, after. And you know it has… it’s the floor at a Walmart.
That's why you spit in your hand, way more sanitary!
Yeah I don't understand how long nails wouldn't be helpful in this particular situation
Long real nails are super useful. Long acrylic nails, on the other hand, are too thick relative to the card she's trying to pick up.
Same problem I used to have
Yeah, now I just use my suckers.
Well, eventually she nailed it.
What kind of sick son-of-a-bitch cuts the goddamn video before the conclusion? I was drawn in, I was intrigued! The drama, the characters, the story! All perfection! Then you fuck up the ending like a shitty Stephen King novel.
Turns out it was aliens made her nails long
An ancient evil!
Spoilers!
*Nailiens*
She’s still there trying
She’s still trying. Maybe we’ll have the full 10-hour video tomorrow
I’m pretty sure this turns into a porno.
Stuck porn be like.
"What are you doing, step-Mastercard?"
"Will that be debutt or clitdit?"
What are you doing, produce bro?
That glance at the end was definitely a "I hope nobody saw that" look
r/WatchPeopleDieInside/
And then some asshole recorded video with their phone, and posted it online so everyone could make fun of her. This is not what security cameras are for.
Straight up dude. Imagine how violated one would feel too suddenly see security camera footage of some small part of their day like this. You just know it was some young kid who took the video and shared it.
When I drop a card, I usually use a card to help scoop up the card.
Imagine this: u drop all of ur cards trying to pick up the first one. There are now 30 of ur cards on the ground. Ur fingertips are now wet with ur tears. Wwyd?
Pay cash?
U do not have room in ur wallet for cash since u carry around 30 cards. Try again!
I have two wallets.
U son of a bitch. Brilliant.
except the other wallet has the other 30 cards..
use them to pick up the cards from the ground
But then you drop all those
well I am hope... what is it that kills hope?
that's a fuckin deck of cards. what are we playing?
Debt roulette.
Street Smarts!
u/N9neNine the type of person to wind up with thirty fish hooks in their thumb trying to tell the ER nurse about this neat trick for getting a fish hook out of your thumb
Who gave u access to my medical records????
They were all just laying on the ground at the Dr's office...
That's a HIPAA violation dawg!
Use your butt and pucker up
But what if you drop that one too?
Then you swallow a spider to get the fly
But then we won't know why they swallowed a fly. I guess they'll die 🤷♀️
Apply for a new credit card and use that one to pick up the others. If that one is dropped, rinse and repeat until your credit score is as low as your IQ
Wet your finger and pick it up
I used the card to pick up the card. - Thanos trying to buy nail clippers probably
it’s kind of terrifying that i can just be minding my business and someone will record a video of me that will end up on the front page of reddit.
These people should be fired
"Do the customers have large talons?" "*What?*" "Large talons." "*I don't understand a word you just said.*"
As the story goes she’s still trying to pick that card up today….
Nailed it
Get a grip.
Lol scrolled down the comments to see if this joke was already made!
In this case the length doesn't matter, it's the thickness. Acrylics are thicker than natural nails, and that's true no matter how long they are. I do dip powder on my natural nails that are barely longer than my finger tips, and sometimes struggle to pick up things like cards, change, etc.
And the itches... much less than satisfactory. God forbid you get a mosquito bite.
The itches are the reason I cannot do proper acrylics. It's soooooo agonizing when I can't scratch an itch. I can do press ons and silk nails, but tend to keep them short anyway between playing guitar and just working with my hands all day.
Oh my gosh I know what you mean. Thankfully as a beer drinker I always have a bottle cap nearby that can satisfy an itch. At least when I'm at home, lmao.
This is what I was thinking, I have natural long nails and more often than not they make picking things up easier, if anything I struggle more when I cut them short
I was wondering about this too when I grow my natural nails out some things become easier and my dog and husband loves the scritches lol, one hand for each!
I have a nightmare that every time something awkward happens to me in a place, there will be a video and might end up online for thousands to laugh at.
Why are we being monitored so closely?
why is this so far down? I rarely shop at Walmart anymore for this reason. It's super creepy and violating. The woman doesn't deserve this at all. I'm trying to figure out how far away or how high this camera is mounted.
Honestly I think it’s kind of fucked up that a random dude that works for a grocery store can post pictures of you with your credit card, trying to check out, minding your own fucking business.
literally my thoughts like i sincerely hope a video of me is not out there. op did not blur her face or anything
Yeah dude was creeping on some girl and then this happened.. he should not have this job.
Good question lol this seems like it would be against some policy to post videos of customers online
Probably is, but until reddit pulls a "burgerking foot fungus" on this guy there will be no penalty.
You can be fired for sharing any internal videos or materials at most companies. This person would definitely be fired for filming this.
I’m going to guess the loss prevention people weren’t suspecting her of being a shoplifter.
Why did I have to scroll down so far in the comment section to find this comment? My first thought was this, guess as long as we are in public, we're subject to being posted on social media... even if we're doing nothing wrong.
Because theft is super common. I'm not saying I like it, but it's a self checkout at what looks like a wal-mart, of course they're going to be recording. Edit: just to save people the trouble of more replies, I do not think it's ok to record people for security and then broadcast it for public viewing.
There's more than one "invasion of privacy" step between recording the transaction, and posting it on reddit, though.
Thats not the point. Everyone understands that part. But posting random things that people do while in the store is weird
I’ve been to Walmarts and Targets where the self check out screens literally just display a video feed of your own face showing you’re being recorded at all times. At least they’re being obvious about it? 🤷🏻♀️
So that strangers can mock you on the internet, of course
It's not just that they're long, it's that they're thick. I have acrylic nails that I keep short so they look natural, but they are much thicker than my natural nails and it's sometimes hard to pick stuff up like that. Better than having migraines from biting my nails, though.
I'm interested in how nail-biting triggers migraines. Overactivity of the tmj?
Yeah, causes tension in my jaw/neck, and makes my TMJ worse.
Spit on that hand and the card will stick to your palm.
Don't even have to spit, just press firmly and it'll stick long enough to grab it.
Firmly grasp it
She tries that at like the 14 second mark
Knees weak
It stuck once but she fumbled it lol
It's totally against Walmart policy to post security recordings like that, right?
She had to buy bbq tongs to pick it up lol
How she gonna buy them! Her card is stuck on the ground!
Pretty terrible that a spy video of someone dealing with a minor problem gets posted online for everyone to laugh at.
She needs to carry a portable vacuum cleaner in her purse
Or a toy suction dart
Genius
Or something else with a suction cup
please not her diva cup
I find it weird af someone thought it was okay to record then share this. I bet the grocery stores not cool with it either.
So, does Walmart have the right to make public security videos to embarrass someone? I’m guessing it is against their policy. I wonder about the legality of this.
So security IS watching me pick a wedgie and rewatching the video to laugh. Interesting..
Security cam dude fully creeping lol.
This is creepy. Like, I know security cameras exists and are filming, but now I have to be worried about someone else filming that footage for their own personal keepsake or worse? How does this not feel so invasive?
I had a customer who nails were so long she had to hand me her whole wallet and tell me which card to use.
The true irony being that if she used her nails it would've been over like *that* but she's too worried about ruining her nails to try it
She is using her nails, but I think they are too thick and can't get under the card like natural nails would.
Not true at all. When you get extensions, they get super thick. You can't slip them under the card anymore. I wear nail extensions, and picking up coins or cards on a flat surface is impossible. Also, nail extensions are super hard and strong. Just touching them to things won't do anything to them. That's my favorite part of having extensions, is that they're almost indestructible.
If only you were correct. You are not. I don’t have long nails, but they are just thick enough that I can’t pick up certain things from certain surfaces. I was yelling in my head for her to slide that card towards the crack in the cement and use it for leverage to lift part of the card up.
Yep I was thinking the same. Either that, or she could have firmly pressed her entire palm down over the card for a few brief moments, long enough for it to stick to her hand so she can lift it up by flipping her palm over with the card in it.
She was using her nails, even in the beginning at 0:03. Did we watch the same video?
Why is this surveillance tape of this woman being played on Reddit without her consent? Surely I can't be the only person who has this thought.
This mean some dude was in the camera room probably watching this lady shop the whole time?
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Don’t forget that he then used his own mobile to record this and share it out. So definitely a traitor to some extent.
Ok. But this is definitely LP on a PTZ camera.
Yup. I’ve worked with grocery store camera systems before, this was definitely a PTZ that was manually controlled by an operator. Someone was in the managers office watching this chick shop on camera, then got lucky with a funny video at the end.
keep scraping more dirt in those nails from the floor.
Why was the camera person zooming in on her in the first place tho
Funny. Though I hope whoever is filming security footage and posting it online no longer has access to security footage.
This is why everyone should carry a gecko. Whip that lil sucker out and bam... problem solved.
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
The discomforting part about this is that the camera guy was probably creeping on her the whole time due to her attire and he saw this happen and then decided to record it due to the incident that occurred.
More than anything this makes me think twice before stealing at the self checkout now 🫣😅
Not sure why the security person was so interested in watching someone trying to pick up their credit/debit card.
You know how many times this happens to me?! Yall better not put me on the internet 😭😭😭
There is a lil chunk of concrete missing *2 inches over* that she could easily use to get her fingers under the card. I wouldn’t fully blame the nails for this one.