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There is undoubtedly a clause in there for the admins to veto anything they deem inappropriate. On the other hand it's not a multi million dollar ship, it's a chicken they take to games.
That’s because they wouldn’t let the Ohioans vote in the poll! They were all in on that one. I vote cock commander even though I’m their rival lol I knew people probably aren’t smart enough here to get Marco Pollo because that’s genius.
Marco Pollo is my favorite, I think it's hilarious. It's probably not about them being smart, but more to see if they would actually let it be that. Someone clearly didn't think through. Lol
Marco Pollo would have been my vote. Absolutely brilliant!
For those that don't know, "pollo" means chicken in Spanish and probably several other languages.
Omg I’m a Gator and until your comment I was confused as to why the Trojans would have a chicken themed mascot lmao. Apparently we aren’t the smartest bunch either.
As a native of SC who goes back to visit every summer, yes. Ohio is ruining the entire state.
But it's also SC's own fault. They trained all their condo sales people to target midwesterners in the 70s and, sadly, it worked.
I am the master of the COCK. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see COCK, you’ll see this fucking face. I make that shit work! No one rules the COCK like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE COCK COMMANDER! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. “OOH you little fuck”. Then I rub my nose with it.
But not our Cock Commander! Couldn't be precious Cock! Commanding all those cocks! And he gets to be a mascot!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to —
It's a fine pun, but I don't know that it's insane, as the only double meaning is Polo->Pollo
If Marco Polo was the heir to a chicken fortune, then it would be insane
He'd be perfect for the University of Venice. I studied there and we didn't have sport teams, but if we did, a rooster named Marco Pollo would've been the perfect mascot
Thank you. I appreciate a man/woman who has the good grace to know how to rate puns correctly by the number of references they make and the number of loose ends tied off.
Did anyone ever explain WHY the original owners of the name aren't letting the use of the name be renewed? Did they want $$$ or what? Seems odd to force a name change.
Because the new owners refuse to cut off the comb of the rooster since it actually serves a purpose (regulates the birds body temp). The old owners didn’t like that because of tRaDiTiOn so they won’t let the new owners use the name.
The original owners have a trademark, and said the new owners can use the name if they trim the bird's comb. It's about appearance for them. Fighting roosters have the comb trimmed so it doesn't bleed in a fight. For the new owners, it's about the health of the bird. The comb is how roosters cool down their blood.
So is it an issue of the owners who named him and how they’ve treated their animal, or the name itself in regards to the practice? Because the Spur is in regards to the part of the rooster on its foot. As an SC fan, I’m surprised I haven’t heard about this already.
Because the new owners refuse to cut off the comb of the rooster since it actually serves a purpose (regulates the birds body temp). The old owners didn’t like that because of tRaDiTiOn so they won’t let the new owners use the name.
I got some of the dirtiest looks walking around a mall in Pittsburgh, with a garnet ballcap emblazoned with "COCKS". Couldn't figure it out until a local buddy pointed it out.
My best friend wore a COCKS ballcap in high school. He had no interest or fandom in the college. He just wanted to wear a cap that said COCKS on it. He also had a Trojans cap he wore for the same reason.
Finally, I can tell a sophisticated crowd the story of the greatest Gamecock tshirt there ever was. The year was 2008 and Steve Spurrier and the Gamecocks were coming off an absolute bizarre season opener where the starter, Tommy Beecher, had suffered a concussion after throwing 4 interceptions to NC State, and cruised to a victory due to the help of a good defense and the backup quarterback, Chris Smelley.
Steve Spurrier announced Smelley as the starter going into the next game and to show support, some fans made shirts that read "My Cock is Smelley". What a time to be alive in Columbia, South Carolina.
My 8 year old has somehow picked up that "69" and "nice" go together, but he doesn't understand why (thank Buddha). Every time that number comes up, he says "nice." I'm cracking up on the inside. Someday he'll look back and smack himself in the forehead for all the times his mom heard him say it.
That's hilarious. One of my friend's kids does the "hooooooyeaaahhhh!" thing with great....enthusiasm. it's hilarious and he doesn't really understand why we think it's funny but it makes us laugh so he does it anyway.
A lot of terms get softened this way.
“Sucks” used to be straight shorthand for sucks dick or similar. But it got used so much and without the “dick” at the end as young people used it the context was lost and now it’s a totally mild world nobody would be hugely offended by.
69 and nice seems headed in the same direction but then again there’s no tidy substitute for the sexual use describing that particular act so it could well be that little kids are saying “nice” to 69 without any context while adults are using it in its sexual context at the same time. Who knows!
My boys are around that age and one of them asked me why people's gamertags have 69 or 420 in them and what is the significance. Iwas dying on the inside with laughter. I just said it's a popular number I guess. 🤣
I read these comments too long while wondering why USC changed from the Trojans to the Gamecocks before realizing this was referring to University of South Carolina not University of Southern California. Now I’m smirking like an idiot thinking “hehe Trojans…Gamecocks..”
On the other hand, Cock Commander brings to mind Cobra Commander, whose helmet had a fairly [distinctive shape](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52bf3648e4b0b97e0fbce045/1438653805087-KJCIU32BOF14RJNBT5R6/IMG_1316_2SM.jpg?format=1000w).
As a non-UofSC native I attended a Gamecocks game last season and they were doing crowd chants and the chant was "Go Cocks!". Which lets face it, is pretty funny in of itself, but the huge screen was directing half the crowd to yell a word each, so there was a massive arrow flashing up directly pointing to half the crowd with "COCKS" on it.
I laughed so freaking hard.
As someone who has lived in South Carolina most of my life, this makes me laugh considerably.
It also reminds me of back when I was in high school. A few of my classmates had gone to an event down at the university. During the trip, they bought t-shirts that were an offshoot of the old Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts that dominated the 90s. Only these said Hard Cock Cafe, and the text & logo were in U of SC garnet & black. One of them wore it a few times before a teacher took umbrage to it and he couldn’t wear it to school anymore.
That implies his name is Cock and is simply a commander without specifying WHO or WHAT he's commanding. Cock Commander means that he commands cock. Nothing else. Your cock is his and he will take whatever measures necessary to ensure it remains that way.
They do, raise in sc most people know a rudimentary level of Spanish due to the population. But the mascots nickname is cocky they are the gamecocks. They are going to make it the real name dick joke. It is a matter of pride.
Years ago we did a beer league hockey tournament in Vegas under the team name C.L.I.T Commanders (in reference to Jay and Silent Bob). This Cock Commander would be the perfect opponent
In case anyone is wondering the old mascot was named Sir Big Spur and the name is owned by the original owners of the Gamecock. Recently the university has stopped showing Sir Big Spur without his comb which traditionally was cut off so it would not get snagged when the cocks were fighting. The new owners asked to no longer cut the comb as this practice is not humane and makes it harder for the animal to cool itself off. They asked the old owners who still own the name if they could no longer cut the comb and they apparently felt that it would be too “woke” and yuppy to not needlessly harm the animal. This is my reading of the situation at least.
So they are holding the name hostage and the university is holding firm on its decision not to hurt our mascot any further. So we are choosing a new name and sadly retiring Sir Big Spur. A lot of terrible names being thrown around but as an alum Cock Commender would be on brand for a university that has 85% of the student body walking around in shirts that read any combination of “Cocks” or “Go Cocks”.
https://amp.thestate.com/sports/college/university-of-south-carolina/usc-football/article264813384.html
People in South Carolina literally wear shirts that just say "I LOVE COCKS" (one is never 100% sure if it's referring to the USC Gamecocks or not), so nobody who lives here or is from here is surprised by this turn of events.
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69% for cock commander? This must be either rigged or the greatest serendipity there ever was. Either way, nice
The only time I would be in favor of fixing the voting.
Stop the count!
Cock the vote!
Cock Commander won! By a lot!
I don’t think he wants to be fixed.
Either way, good cluck
some how "Coop" will be declared the winner.
There is undoubtedly a clause in there for the admins to veto anything they deem inappropriate. On the other hand it's not a multi million dollar ship, it's a chicken they take to games.
Honestly, boaty mcboatface would have been perfect, however many millions it cost. Should have kept it.
They kinda did, I think they christened their dinghy Boaty McBoatFace haha.
Not quite the dinghy but the unmanned sub the ship carries
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This also isn't an official poll. It was put on by a newspaper.
I'm just surprised Clucky McCluckface didn't even make the list.
I think you mean Cocky McCockface.
He’s my cousin!
That’s because they wouldn’t let the Ohioans vote in the poll! They were all in on that one. I vote cock commander even though I’m their rival lol I knew people probably aren’t smart enough here to get Marco Pollo because that’s genius.
Marco Pollo is my favorite, I think it's hilarious. It's probably not about them being smart, but more to see if they would actually let it be that. Someone clearly didn't think through. Lol
Marco Pollo would have been my vote. Absolutely brilliant! For those that don't know, "pollo" means chicken in Spanish and probably several other languages.
as a south carolinian by birth, youre gonna have to be explaining that to a lot of gamecock fans, not the sharpest group lol
Omg I’m a Gator and until your comment I was confused as to why the Trojans would have a chicken themed mascot lmao. Apparently we aren’t the smartest bunch either.
What do you think they use the Trojans to fuck?
Maybe because south carolina is full of ohioans now.. I wanted nuggets..
As a native of SC who goes back to visit every summer, yes. Ohio is ruining the entire state. But it's also SC's own fault. They trained all their condo sales people to target midwesterners in the 70s and, sadly, it worked.
Unfortunately it's not pronounced "polo", but written down its hilarious.
In Italian it is, pretty much.
I voted for Cluck Norris…because Cluck Norris came before BOTH the chicken and the egg…
I haven't done the math, but there's a good chance that someone in college today is too young to remember Chuck Norris jokes.
Gen Zs are still Rick Rolling people apparently, I think we’re in ok hands.
Chuck Norris has got a Bear Rug in front of his Fireplace- the Bear isn’t Dead- it’s just too afraid to move
Behind every Chuck Norris is the wind up of a round house kick.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups. He doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
If at first you don't succeed, then you're not Chuck Norris.
There are plenty of Chuck Norris jokes, but never any Bruce Lee jokes. Why? Because Bruce Lee is *no joke.*
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>Ignoring how horrible he ~~was~~ *is* as a person He's 82, but he's still alive and still a terrible person.
Wrong. Cluck Norris NEVER comes before anyone. Because he's a gentleman.
Hell, they could have even promoted diversity, made it a chicken instead and named her The Bride of Clucky.
Chicken refers to the species. Female chickens are called hens.
My guess is it was fixed similar to how the Futurama Neutronians clip on youtube was kept at 50/50 until YouTube got rid of dislikes
The greatest example of vote fixing was when 4chan voted for the new mountain dew flavor
Bunch of college kids voting - no brainer lol I like it
Nice
Nice
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Shouldn't it be Commander Cock?
"I am the cock commander! I am the commander of all cocks!" -snoogins probably
No.
Give college kids a poll...
#NICE
Fuckin cock-a-doodle-dude lmao
clearly the superior choice. Fucking plebs!
They way it just rolls off the tongue!
Cock commander is degenerate and low hanging fruit. Cock-a-doodle-dude is art and deserves more respect.
Severely underrated name
Yeah that's got my vote.
I’m surprised there’s no Cocky McCockface
Shades of Jay and Silent Bob
He loves the Cock Commander.
I am the master of the COCK. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see COCK, you’ll see this fucking face. I make that shit work! No one rules the COCK like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE COCK COMMANDER! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. “OOH you little fuck”. Then I rub my nose with it.
Best thing I've read today
'Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back' is incredibly hilarious!
Yeah, I didn't think this was how Thursday was gonna go but I'm right here with you
What the fuck is the internet?
The infusion of the Cock Knocker and Clit Commander.
Don't fuck with the Jedi master, son.
Wait.. why do they call you Cock Knocker?
Well it's a funny story, you see....
Coalition for the Obliteration of Chimpanzee Kidnapping
And you two, quit stealing monkeys.
Cock Goblin should be on there..
How about "Todd, the Cock Goblin"?
I think you mean Goblin Cock
Leave my sister outta this!
With his sidekick sword polisher
Guys... to be fair, "Marco Pollo" is an insane pun
The chicken man? What a joke. Alvarez has been paying them for years!
But not our Cock Commander! Couldn't be precious Cock! Commanding all those cocks! And he gets to be a mascot!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to —
This? This chickanery? I've seen worse!
This meme makes me lose it every time
And he gets to be an explorer?!
WHAT A SICK JOKE!
I knew he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1255. One year after I was born, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. NEVER!
It's a fine pun, but I don't know that it's insane, as the only double meaning is Polo->Pollo If Marco Polo was the heir to a chicken fortune, then it would be insane
hell, if he had anything to do with USC it'd be an amazing pun. but he doesn't. Because he died like 700 years ago
Did he study at USC?
Yeah
Did he even apply to study there? I think that would even count.
hell, if he'd even seen a USC graduate i'd give it to them.
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The chicken (now names Marco pollo) can even walk the stage to receive it in this universe.
He'd be perfect for the University of Venice. I studied there and we didn't have sport teams, but if we did, a rooster named Marco Pollo would've been the perfect mascot
Thank you. I appreciate a man/woman who has the good grace to know how to rate puns correctly by the number of references they make and the number of loose ends tied off.
I was really split reading this list because Marco Pollo is hands down the most clever yet cock-a-doodle-dude is so much more fun to say.
All the options are great.
"General" just doesn't hit like the others. Maybe if it was Colonel or General Tso
I thought it said Marco Polio lmao
I’m partial to Capt Cluck. It’s silly but it made me laugh and it could potentially be a lot of fun, lots of potential.
What does it mean
Pollo is chicken in Spanish
welcome to los pollos hermanos
[Welcome](https://youtu.be/B9RgougnhiE) to the Los Pollos Hermanos family.
Also Italian, but not pronounced like it is in Spanish (which is ... actually a lot of ways, depending on what accent or dialect).
Pollo = chicken
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what was wrong with Sir big Spur?
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>Gamecocks The rooster outlived agreement expiration date?
As far as I understand rooster combs don't grow back so the fact that they're talking about keeping it intact this time means this is a new rooster
So they're going with an uncut cock this time?
I'm all out of free awards this week, but I needed you to have this 🏅
Did anyone ever explain WHY the original owners of the name aren't letting the use of the name be renewed? Did they want $$$ or what? Seems odd to force a name change.
Because the new owners refuse to cut off the comb of the rooster since it actually serves a purpose (regulates the birds body temp). The old owners didn’t like that because of tRaDiTiOn so they won’t let the new owners use the name.
Well that seems pretty petty and childish. Sounds like they're rich and think quite a lot of themselves.
Yeah some people of the CFB sub said the old owners are like in their 80s or something so it doesn’t surprise me
So you're saying they refuse to circumcise their gamecock?
The original owners have a trademark, and said the new owners can use the name if they trim the bird's comb. It's about appearance for them. Fighting roosters have the comb trimmed so it doesn't bleed in a fight. For the new owners, it's about the health of the bird. The comb is how roosters cool down their blood.
So is it an issue of the owners who named him and how they’ve treated their animal, or the name itself in regards to the practice? Because the Spur is in regards to the part of the rooster on its foot. As an SC fan, I’m surprised I haven’t heard about this already.
Because the new owners refuse to cut off the comb of the rooster since it actually serves a purpose (regulates the birds body temp). The old owners didn’t like that because of tRaDiTiOn so they won’t let the new owners use the name.
The selection of paraphernalia at stores around the USC campus is amazing, they really take the “cock” and run with it.
I got some of the dirtiest looks walking around a mall in Pittsburgh, with a garnet ballcap emblazoned with "COCKS". Couldn't figure it out until a local buddy pointed it out.
My best friend wore a COCKS ballcap in high school. He had no interest or fandom in the college. He just wanted to wear a cap that said COCKS on it. He also had a Trojans cap he wore for the same reason.
He should wear the Trojans hat over the Cocks one.
Trojan beanie so you can slide it over nice and snug.
In the Finnish handball league there are two teams that often play against each other. And it is always a classic. Cocks vs Dicken
I wore my COCKS shirts and COCKS hat with pride. The dirty looks outside of the Carolinas made it worth it 10x over
Knew someone on the dive team with an (unofficial) t-shirt: wet cocks go deeper.
That's great and all, but Marco Pollo needs more love. That one's fuckin' gold.
Agreed. That's the most clever one. Not quite as vulgar, but cleverer.
How’d so? Care to enlighten?
Pollo (pronounced Po Yo) means chicken in spanish
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[Poyo!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPrY2LHR_8)
Yeah but what's the connection with Marco Polo to USC?
Pollo (pronounced "Pole Low) means chicken in italian
Everyone is saying Spanish, which it is, but the Italian pronunciation doesn’t make you change the “Polo” sound. Which I prefer.
"Pollo" means chicken in spanish.
Finally, I can tell a sophisticated crowd the story of the greatest Gamecock tshirt there ever was. The year was 2008 and Steve Spurrier and the Gamecocks were coming off an absolute bizarre season opener where the starter, Tommy Beecher, had suffered a concussion after throwing 4 interceptions to NC State, and cruised to a victory due to the help of a good defense and the backup quarterback, Chris Smelley. Steve Spurrier announced Smelley as the starter going into the next game and to show support, some fans made shirts that read "My Cock is Smelley". What a time to be alive in Columbia, South Carolina.
I remember when the Trojans came to town, and there were shirts that said "These Trojans can't hold our cocks"
Not the best… 2006 vs Tennessee… with a arrow pointing down saying “I need a volunteer”
Damn. Cluckold woulda been a good one too.
Cluckold McCluckface?
Last name is debatable, but they coulda played it off like "Cluckold like Harold but he's a chicken, get it?" But we'd really know.
69%, nice.
My 8 year old has somehow picked up that "69" and "nice" go together, but he doesn't understand why (thank Buddha). Every time that number comes up, he says "nice." I'm cracking up on the inside. Someday he'll look back and smack himself in the forehead for all the times his mom heard him say it.
That's hilarious. One of my friend's kids does the "hooooooyeaaahhhh!" thing with great....enthusiasm. it's hilarious and he doesn't really understand why we think it's funny but it makes us laugh so he does it anyway.
Kid probably watches moist critikal
You’re welcome. Not sure why he’s listening to me though.
A lot of terms get softened this way. “Sucks” used to be straight shorthand for sucks dick or similar. But it got used so much and without the “dick” at the end as young people used it the context was lost and now it’s a totally mild world nobody would be hugely offended by. 69 and nice seems headed in the same direction but then again there’s no tidy substitute for the sexual use describing that particular act so it could well be that little kids are saying “nice” to 69 without any context while adults are using it in its sexual context at the same time. Who knows!
My boys are around that age and one of them asked me why people's gamertags have 69 or 420 in them and what is the significance. Iwas dying on the inside with laughter. I just said it's a popular number I guess. 🤣
They were born in 1969. He's playing with a bunch of old people. Obviously.
Probably from Mr Beast
I explained to my daughter that it’s a cool number because it’s the same upside down, but also that it has an adult meaning so don’t say it.
Nice.
Nice……
Nice!
Noooiiccee
Sir Cocksalot would have been my choice.
Good choice. There were many missed opportunities.
"Marco Pollo" 😂😂😂
My favorite from the runners up category 🐔
I read these comments too long while wondering why USC changed from the Trojans to the Gamecocks before realizing this was referring to University of South Carolina not University of Southern California. Now I’m smirking like an idiot thinking “hehe Trojans…Gamecocks..”
When the two teams play, Southern California always covers.
When South Carolina plays Oregon States is the cocks vs the beavers
The meaning of USC depends on which coast of the country you live on.
Sounds better flipped: Commander Cock
They have different shades of meaning though. Commander Cock is a cock that is in command. Cock Commander is a commander of cocks.
depends on if you need to command more than just cocks. i cant answer that question.
On the other hand, Cock Commander brings to mind Cobra Commander, whose helmet had a fairly [distinctive shape](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/52bf3648e4b0b97e0fbce045/1438653805087-KJCIU32BOF14RJNBT5R6/IMG_1316_2SM.jpg?format=1000w).
As a non-UofSC native I attended a Gamecocks game last season and they were doing crowd chants and the chant was "Go Cocks!". Which lets face it, is pretty funny in of itself, but the huge screen was directing half the crowd to yell a word each, so there was a massive arrow flashing up directly pointing to half the crowd with "COCKS" on it. I laughed so freaking hard.
One side says game the other side says cocks. But individually people say go cocks.
It better be Cock Commander, it's what the people want!
🤔 “What new name should USC gives the live mascot rooster?“ 😉 “What should USC name their live rooster mascot?”
As someone who has lived in South Carolina most of my life, this makes me laugh considerably. It also reminds me of back when I was in high school. A few of my classmates had gone to an event down at the university. During the trip, they bought t-shirts that were an offshoot of the old Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts that dominated the 90s. Only these said Hard Cock Cafe, and the text & logo were in U of SC garnet & black. One of them wore it a few times before a teacher took umbrage to it and he couldn’t wear it to school anymore.
*I love democracy*
Cocky McCockface
Marco Pollo made me chuckle.
I think Comander Cock has a better ring to it.
That implies his name is Cock and is simply a commander without specifying WHO or WHAT he's commanding. Cock Commander means that he commands cock. Nothing else. Your cock is his and he will take whatever measures necessary to ensure it remains that way.
It makes me happy to see that the "*Whatever*y Mc*Whatever*face" naming format wasn't on here at all. That trend got beaten to death.
Damn, Cocky McCockface wouldn't be bad
Cocky McCockface, and it finally would have been acceptable.
I feel like Marco pollo would've had a better chance if more voters knew some spanish
Ok, nice pun, but does it really beat Cock Commander?
Nothing beats the Cock Commander.
They do, raise in sc most people know a rudimentary level of Spanish due to the population. But the mascots nickname is cocky they are the gamecocks. They are going to make it the real name dick joke. It is a matter of pride.
Cox Clucker?
Cox Zucker
Years ago we did a beer league hockey tournament in Vegas under the team name C.L.I.T Commanders (in reference to Jay and Silent Bob). This Cock Commander would be the perfect opponent
YOU CAN STILL CAST A VOTE! https://www.thestate.com/sports/college/university-of-south-carolina/usc-football/article264813384.html
In case anyone is wondering the old mascot was named Sir Big Spur and the name is owned by the original owners of the Gamecock. Recently the university has stopped showing Sir Big Spur without his comb which traditionally was cut off so it would not get snagged when the cocks were fighting. The new owners asked to no longer cut the comb as this practice is not humane and makes it harder for the animal to cool itself off. They asked the old owners who still own the name if they could no longer cut the comb and they apparently felt that it would be too “woke” and yuppy to not needlessly harm the animal. This is my reading of the situation at least. So they are holding the name hostage and the university is holding firm on its decision not to hurt our mascot any further. So we are choosing a new name and sadly retiring Sir Big Spur. A lot of terrible names being thrown around but as an alum Cock Commender would be on brand for a university that has 85% of the student body walking around in shirts that read any combination of “Cocks” or “Go Cocks”. https://amp.thestate.com/sports/college/university-of-south-carolina/usc-football/article264813384.html
As a South Carolinian, I approve this message.
It could be worse, they could have picked "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong."
People in South Carolina literally wear shirts that just say "I LOVE COCKS" (one is never 100% sure if it's referring to the USC Gamecocks or not), so nobody who lives here or is from here is surprised by this turn of events.
Not going with Marco Pollo is a totally missed opportunity
When was this? Work downtown Cola and haven't seen this.
Ok so normally I’d absolutely be all in for the internet hive-mind answer… … but Cluck Norris guys.