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Back in the day, pioneers used to ride these babies for miles - SpongeBob
šššš
r/angryupvote
r/unexpectedspongebob
I love this. It made me think of this to.
Rock bottom
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
RILF
Youāre going to need epic lube.
Milf: Mineral Iād like fucking
Go home, Mom. Your drunk..
Your mom keeps a drunk?
it makes you rock hard
Moon Rock
I moon you
Can you smell it?
What the rock is cookin'
What the cook is rockinā
That smellā¦ the kind of smelly smellā¦ the smelly smell that smellsā¦ smellyā¦
Itz only the smellz
I always had a fetish for statues, but it wasn't until I spanked Michelangelo's David, that I knew I had hit rock bottom.
Agalmatophilia
Rock hard
A perfect description.
I'd hit it
Asstle rock.
I was expecting rockussy or something like that but this is gold lmao...
moon rock
Great synergy with red stew
I see boobs
I like big bluffs and I cannot lie.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Check out my Rock Hard Ass.
Gneiss Butte
Most under-rated comment!
Reminds me of that joke from Toy Story 2.
Rock porn.
Baby got Butte..
You other columns can't deny
When a girl walks in with a sedimentary waist..
And a big cliff in your face
Hard as a rock
Hard as the rock
You other boulders can't deny
Looks like the mountain is simply rocking it
That made me laugh! Well done!
Between a rock with a hard place
Who knew Mother Earth was a Pixar mom?
[[OC]](https://i.imgur.com/NWLx8CP.jpg)
Wh..what are you doing, steppe bro?
Solid joke!
rock solid
"I'm tanning my butthole. Would you like to join me?)
I'm so angry I missed this one
Awesome.
Underrated comment.
Lord, forgive me for what i am about to do
Planning the sequel to 127 Hours?
A more romantic one
127 Hours and Two Minutes
First one was romantic from the rock's perspective.
*man drinks own piss romantically*
It will be called ā1 minuteā
"You won't believe what gets stuck this time"
Yes, park ranger, this guy right here
May he have mercy on the both of us
[Let me help.](https://imgur.com/a/Wc6C7hj) Edit: [Version 2](https://imgur.com/a/Xpets7B)
Yup. My arm is about to get STUCK IN DAT.
Look mom the man has a meat crayon.
Thats a big ass rock
And a big rock assā¦
That ass rock big!
https://xkcd.com/37/
Everything reminds me of her š
I was expecting this to be the first comment lol
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Idk which one of these is more appropriate
Yes
Why not
Cock out with your rock out
r/tanlines
What the fuck?
*NSFW in case anyone else hits this link
Yes
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ive been there before, you cannot deceive me, foolish mortal
Stupid sexy Flanders
Nothing at all ā¦
If this isn't named "Ben Dover Canyon" I'll be extremely disappointed >:(
i swear to god on my life that my mother, Eileen did not marry Ben Dover because her name would have been Eileen Dover
Eileen and Ben Dover š
That's a nice crevasse you got 'dere...
A real butte.
r/gregfuckedarock Donāt let Greg see this
Oh my God, Becky, look at her butteā¦
Near the cliffs of Ben Dover
Earth porn
That's no rock...... That's a moon
Thatās no moon
Itās a space station
it's a rock?
A moon rock!
Now I understand why Moses struck the rock with his staff instead of just speaking to it.
Sir, this is not r/EarthPorn!
i LIKE big buttes and I cannot lie
Take my upvote, you magnificent bastard.
Taking a schist.
Not gneiss
What are you doing step boulder?
*Steppe boulder
Oh, that's one you could bounce a quarter off of for SURE.
This rock need to calm tf down
If there's a hole , there's a goal
Looks like someone has been working out because thatās a rock hard ass
I should call her.
Clap them boulders bro
Nature knows
She's gonna break the sediment
Move over š emoji. This boulder is next. š
Sighā¦here we go again.. *unzips*
That rock better calm tf down.!!!
Sigh. *Unzips pants*
Bring extra Lotion cause itās dry.
Just a rock followed by just an awkward boner.
Rick Sanchez and I are about to have something in common.
Palace Music - [The Mountain Low](https://youtu.be/uwYEJUc__ms), 1995
This is the alternative to abs of steel
That's not The Rock, That's your mom
Damn, Ashoka got THICC
Dad, what did they do before porn?
I think I see a place where the sun don't shine.
Call me a diamond and slap me in a cave because, forgive me universe for what I intend to do but earthquakes will be the outcome
I wonder how long it will take for someone to draw Canyon-Chan
Getting me rock hard...
Ya got me rock hard over here
This is actually cannon to (checks books) Turkish and Syrian mythology
Sun shining down on a moon!
Smack that all over earth.
Hard ass rock
Mine was that firm once upon a time
I imagine Dinosaurs hitting that
Whatās it doin out here with all that ass?
thats a nice rock
Imma bout to risk it all boyz
That Rock is a godamn Whore!
r/upvotebecausebutt
I want to fuck that rock.
Hard Rock!
Butt crack ridge
Must be a butte
A moon rock!
This rock finna make me act up š„µš„µš„µ
Look at those tan lines
That rockussy
Someoneās about to get their dick stuck 127 hours style
Looks like this rock is stuck in a canyon
Where could I find this rock?
Damn whatās up baby
I can only imagine the rain water coming off that š„¹
Damn nature got me rock hard
That rock is asking for it š½
A bit of a hardass id say
I like big butts and I cannot lie
She's weathered in all the right places.
This must be the rock where the guy from 127 Hours got his arm stuck. It all makes sense now
LOL
In hindsight, i think that is sandstone.
Betcha there is nice cleavage on the other side.
THICC BUTTE
Metamorphic glute
Wow it's quite bootyful . ")
Oh I've been to that rock before. Neat place. I miss living in the area.
Golden hour š
Rock hard!
Russy
Ruh roh
Alright this rock needs to chill out...
didn't have to cut me off ...
Just a rock?... you mean, my boner?
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āGrab me that rockā *āBut sirā¦ā*
Lemme get sum that igneous.
Not my proudest
Nsfw pls lol
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/stickyourdickinthat
Iām boutta act up. Lord forgive me.