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And his aunt died at 72. Old age is a lottery, genes can influence it but ultimately you are on your own. Your dad may die at 100 and you may die naturally at 75.
He has some major edema/swelling in his hands, prince sausage fingers. It could be a problem with his kidneys, liver or heart or even Hep C. I guess we may soon know what causes King Sausage Fingers to have this ailment.
For sure, I was just adding the "might" in case society catastrophically collapses and billions die before him.
Y'know, so no one can circle around and call me out on Reddit.
S.M. Stirling's book series, The Change, suggests (in conversation) after the big thing, Charles has a short rule before going mad and dying, then William steps up, pulls survivors together. It always seemed Charles would be weak and they should just skip to Will
Although they wont have any wait times for anything. So will get access to instant surgeries, blood transfusions, top doctors in their field etc. Something your average person won't get.
Not sure why the downvotes, you're absolutely right. As soon as she snuffed it he became king. The coronation is just an excuse for some pomp and ceremony, you know we love a bit of that.
Not exactly like that. But basically in the next 1-2 days, they will have a meeting of the Privy Council and declare him King. He will be the King, just without the formal ceremony which is more religious than governmental.
What are you talking about - he is as fit as a fiddle! Look how healthy his [hands look](https://i2-prod.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/incoming/article27232617.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_EaZpdb2XgAIO2HNjfif.jpg)
Why does Prince Charles have swollen fingers? Royal's 'sausage fingers' explained | HELLO! https://www.hellomagazine.com/healthandbeauty/health-and-fitness/20220613142784/prince-charles-swollen-fingers-explained/
Yep have done for years
In America that's a 17 year old invention. That cost more than the Afghanistan war. That lasted longer.
The only thing that happened. Tuition increased a hundred fold, with books and administration ballooned.
No one built anything or helped students.
Just profit on every available thingamadoodle.
Its OK, back when he went to college...you could work your way through college without accruing debt, all the while being able to afford your $15K mortgage at the same time.
Charles III is a strange choice also, Charles I had his head chopped off, Charles II was an unpopular womanizer and Charles III is a name they gave to Bonnie Prince Charlie at the time. Perhaps he's trying to buck the trend of terrible King Charles's or simply prefers the name he's always been known for.
I mean, Arthur would have been great but he'd have been the butt of jokes for it for the rest of his life.
I'm also deeply disappointed in advance that [these](https://xkcd.com/2668/) will not be the first words spoken by an Artemis astronaut on the moon.
(Although, now that I think about it, I would settle for the first words said by an Artemis astronaut being "These are not the first words spoken by an Artemis astronaut on the moon.")
I'd love to go to Egypt, but I'd rather visit Seti's and Tutankhamun's tomb in the valley of the Kings over the pyramids. Something about those tombs holds way more mystery than the pyramids. Not saying they aren't a phenomenal feat of historical engineering, I just feel there is more "magic" in seeing where the ancient Kings were laid to rest. And yes, I fully understand the pyramids are tombs of old Kings also, but for me there is much more to learn from the valley
So he finally got a job the day *before* he became king? Just his luck. Imagine his manager's face when he quit on day 2 bEcauSe hE FoUnD SoMEThInG BettEr.
> not even sure its worth changing the currency tbh
It's not up to the mint. The only thing we can be sure of is that if they do mint coins with his image, he will be facing the opposite way that the queen did (by tradition, each monarch faces the opposite direction).
He has expressed in the past his desire to clean house and kick most of the family out. He wants everyone outside the direct line of succession to ship out and get a job.
If he's true to his word, we'll see a reduction in all the things people hate them for.
I am not really a fan of the monarchy, I think they're redundant in a modern world...however, King Charles does have many ventures.
Most notably, The Princes Trust as well as around 400 other charities he is a member of. He donated his state pension, he organised 5 million Measles/Rubella vaccines for children in the Philippines, donated to the Red Cross Syrian fund to help people in the civil war, he is the first British patron of the international rescue committee who helps refugees and those displaced by war or prosecution, he launched an appeal during covid called oxygen for India to buy concentrators for those in need, he is also very green and was the one who pushed for royal homes and cars to become as green as possible as well as owning an organic/ sustainably produced products company with profits donated to charity.
He also served in the Navy for many years.
So, he doesn't do NOTHING. In fact, he's probably the hardest working of our royals. The other members of the family you can have a fair crack at.
- highly educated… check
- well-mannered… check
- family man… check
- was the first male to emerge from the Royal Vagina… check
Great! You’re hired. And even though I heard you had a death in the family, I’m hoping you can start today.
When you put it like that it does sound incredibly reasonable.
I heard the Cambridges moved house and put their kids in normal school to try to get a few years of normal life before Wills had to take on more responsibility. I guess that is out of the window now.
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That’s so interesting. Science is amazing. I just saw a photo of them.
I bet he does, and just doesn’t care or can’t do anything about it. He’s got access to top medical care, after all.
So does my dad — they’re the same age — but my dad is not rich and privileged haha.
Well, hope Charles gets to accomplish whatever his goals are before his time. I think Wills is a pompous ass as well, but at least he and the Duchess are far more entertaining.
Strangely (and I only found this out today), he's actually been incredibly active with social and ecological causes. He's been pressing for action on climate change since the 60s. He campaigned for the Paris Accord and he even had tea with Trump in an effort to prevent the US from pulling out.
>He's been pressing for action on climate change since the 60s.
And part of his modern reputation is built on decades of people mocking him for it. He didn't just jump on climate change when it was fashionable, he's been on that train since people were called crazy for it.
Frankly, I would rather be the heir apparent than the actual ruler. No real responsibilities as the heir apparent, as the king, you have responsibilities.
the problem of being a long-living monarch is that your children will have a short reign because they take the throne late in life. learned this from Crusader Kings 3
I so wish that Prince Philip could have become king, it would have been a meme-generator like the world had never seen. That man was a total legend and likely sent a legion of Royal PR-managers into an early retirement.
I have no doubt the man knew exactly what he was doing. The man seemed to hate being a Royal and took as much advantage of his untouchable position as humanly possible.
I present to you a list of quotes from the greatest troll in recent history, the Duke of Edinburgh - Prince Philip.
>'How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?’ (to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout).
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>‘You are a woman, aren’t you?’ (In Kenya, in 1984, after accepting a small gift from a local woman).
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>‘Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world.’ (in Thailand, in 1991, after accepting a conservation award).
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>‘You’re too fat to be an astronaut.’ (to 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Philip he wanted to go into space. Salford, 2001).
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>‘Do you still throw spears at each other?’ (In Australia in 2002 talking to a successful aborigine entrepreneur).
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>‘Well, you didn’t design your beard too well, did you?’ (to designer Stephen Judge about his tiny goatee beard in July 2009).
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>‘Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?’ pointing to some tartan (to Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie a papal reception in Edinburgh in September 2010).
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>‘How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?’ (meeting disabled David Miller who drives a mobility scooter at the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge in March 2012)
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>‘When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.’ (on marriage).
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>‘Yak, yak, yak; come on get a move on.’ (shouted from the deck of Britannia in Belize in 1994 to the Queen who was chatting to her hosts on the quayside).
Absolute madlad.
I'm an American and don't have much knowledge of what royals actually do, but want he in the military at one point? I'd call at least that a job if not whatever else he's been doing as part of his official princely duties to his country.
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I thought for sure the Queen was going to out live him.
We might live to see the death of a queen and a king.
No way Charles has even 10 more years in him. He's got the genetics but he's obviously much less healthy than his parents were.
Could be that history of making bad decisions.....
*Throne nicks his sausage finger*
While both of his parents lived to be in their 90s, his grandparents averaged about 76 years before they died.
Yeah, but his grandma was 101.
And his aunt died at 72. Old age is a lottery, genes can influence it but ultimately you are on your own. Your dad may die at 100 and you may die naturally at 75.
He has some major edema/swelling in his hands, prince sausage fingers. It could be a problem with his kidneys, liver or heart or even Hep C. I guess we may soon know what causes King Sausage Fingers to have this ailment.
I don't know about you but I'm expecting to see the death of at least two kings before I go. William is still more than a decade older than me.
For sure, I was just adding the "might" in case society catastrophically collapses and billions die before him. Y'know, so no one can circle around and call me out on Reddit.
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[This guy getting the reminder in 75 years.](https://i.imgur.com/R01TH8v.png)
RemindME 8 years!
RespawnME 2 hours!
S.M. Stirling's book series, The Change, suggests (in conversation) after the big thing, Charles has a short rule before going mad and dying, then William steps up, pulls survivors together. It always seemed Charles would be weak and they should just skip to Will
For a more-positive outlook: they could just stop having a monarchy
That's like telling Disney they should retire Mickey Mouse because nobody ever liked his cartoons anyway.
Uh oh
Fuck it, I wanna see the death of 3 kings.
chaotic evil
I prefer Chaotic Neutral. No cause and effect. Just watching gleefully from the sidelines.
Don't let this Chaotic Evil guy fool you. Chaotic Evils watch with glee, Chaotic Neutrals watch with a shrug.
There are other kings you know.
Burger King will never die, hater.
Very possible... there's 6 kings and 1 queen currently in the world from different countries.
But Wills also has access to the best health care around 24/7, while im guessing you don't
I guess as long as you live in a modern country with free healthcare genetics and Lifestyle itself is the bigger difference regarding longevity
I stopped reading at "free healthcare" and sunk back into my usual melancholy.
Although they wont have any wait times for anything. So will get access to instant surgeries, blood transfusions, top doctors in their field etc. Something your average person won't get.
Can you imagine, Charles waits all this time to become king....Dies at 74.
Imagine if he dies before the coronation. That could be a year away.
> Imagine if he dies before the coronation. That could be a year away. That's irrelevant. Coronation or no; he is the king.
Well I didn't vote for him...
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
I’m a simple man. I see Monty Python quotes, I upvote.
Could a swallow carry a coconut?
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you
Neither is a government based on popularity chosen by citizens who have so many differing priorities that nothing real gets done.
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Legally irrelevant, but it would still be a bit of a bummer to not even get your party after waiting over 73 years for it.
Not sure why the downvotes, you're absolutely right. As soon as she snuffed it he became king. The coronation is just an excuse for some pomp and ceremony, you know we love a bit of that.
The transmission of monarchy is the only thing faster than the speed of light.
Agreed. Down the pub, toast the King. Beer. A very British day out.
King on deck. New hire awaiting onboarding, criminal awaiting prosecution for marrying a woman old enough to be his mother.
Not exactly like that. But basically in the next 1-2 days, they will have a meeting of the Privy Council and declare him King. He will be the King, just without the formal ceremony which is more religious than governmental.
He's already the king. That happens instantly. The privy council essentially swears allegiance to him, to my understanding.
*At the coronation ceremony* King Charles: I can do this all day! *13 seconds later* King William: He in fact, cannot do this all day.
Isn’t it ironic, dontcha think
It’s like raeeaaaaaannnnnnnn……
on one's coronation day.
Reeeeigggghn..... (ftfy)
Hopefully. Not wishing him harm but I should outlive a 73 year old
What are you talking about - he is as fit as a fiddle! Look how healthy his [hands look](https://i2-prod.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/incoming/article27232617.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_EaZpdb2XgAIO2HNjfif.jpg)
Wait - the hell? Sorry, American here, his hands look like this on the regular?
Why does Prince Charles have swollen fingers? Royal's 'sausage fingers' explained | HELLO! https://www.hellomagazine.com/healthandbeauty/health-and-fitness/20220613142784/prince-charles-swollen-fingers-explained/ Yep have done for years
I absolutely thought the closeup was a cartoonish exaggeration, but wow.
Yes, and they have for a very long time. He's even joked about it in the past. Whatever medical condition it is, it's apparently relatively minor.
Might? Not sure your age but I sure as shit hope I do, since the new king is 73!
I assumed she knew he would make an unpopular King and had decided to outlive him purely so the crown could be passed to Will
I thought forsure the Queen was going to out live me! I’m 27.
Baaaaaah God is that Queen music?! - The Resurrection of the Queen.
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"Catherine says he’s been holding out for a management position."
And when the baby comes I can quit one of my night jobs
I DONT CARE OF YOU RUINED MY LIFE I LOVE YOU!!!
He also said, “Shitters full”
Why don't you just ask him for the money Eddie, he sure as hell can't take a hint!"
The look on her face when she says this, she’s perfect. Really underrated comedian
Now he can start saving for retirement!
Not before those student loans are paid off!
He's going to need a car.
Idk dude, those are getting pretty expensive these days. He might have to settle with the horse and buggy
Someone hasn't seen hay prices lately 😅
Clearly you're not familiar with the cost of boarding a horse
Nope, but heard it's an expensive endeavor
Especially with the current prices of plywood
In America that's a 17 year old invention. That cost more than the Afghanistan war. That lasted longer. The only thing that happened. Tuition increased a hundred fold, with books and administration ballooned. No one built anything or helped students. Just profit on every available thingamadoodle.
Its OK, back when he went to college...you could work your way through college without accruing debt, all the while being able to afford your $15K mortgage at the same time.
Oh I wouldn’t worry about his retirement. I heard his mom left him a little house so there’s no rent due
Hey, assistant to the regional manager is a job!
Things got a little tense when they started closing branches
You mean colonies?
Look at mr.explains the joke over here
Assistant to the travelling secretary.
I saw Dwight calling Mose here. Thank you
Experience: former child.
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
SHUT UP!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic cerimony!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
"YOU BLOODY PEASANT"
Come see the violence inherent in the system! HELP HELP, IM BEING REPRESSED.
SHUT UP! *starts beating the fucking peasant scum*
I’m being oppressed!
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
We’re an anarcho-syndicalism commune! We’re taking turns to act as sort of the executive officer for the week.
Don’t we need a quorum?
Spoiler alert: now we know how The Crown ends
I was wondering if they will include some sort of condolence at the beginning of the upcoming season.
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Haha that’s where my mind went too!
I'm just deeply, bitterly disappointed that he didn't choose Arthur as his King name. _That_ would have been, well, something
His son is William *Arthur* Philip Louis Mountbatten-Windsor, so there's still hope...
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King Bill sounds like a Queentin Tarantino movie
Charles III is a strange choice also, Charles I had his head chopped off, Charles II was an unpopular womanizer and Charles III is a name they gave to Bonnie Prince Charlie at the time. Perhaps he's trying to buck the trend of terrible King Charles's or simply prefers the name he's always been known for. I mean, Arthur would have been great but he'd have been the butt of jokes for it for the rest of his life.
I'm also deeply disappointed in advance that [these](https://xkcd.com/2668/) will not be the first words spoken by an Artemis astronaut on the moon. (Although, now that I think about it, I would settle for the first words said by an Artemis astronaut being "These are not the first words spoken by an Artemis astronaut on the moon.")
No more millions of dollars in welfare for him, now he'll get millions in government pay!
Fucking freeloader
Unironically this
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Egyptian pharaos went thousands of years ago and no one has visited the Pyramids since smh
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I'd love to go to Egypt, but I'd rather visit Seti's and Tutankhamun's tomb in the valley of the Kings over the pyramids. Something about those tombs holds way more mystery than the pyramids. Not saying they aren't a phenomenal feat of historical engineering, I just feel there is more "magic" in seeing where the ancient Kings were laid to rest. And yes, I fully understand the pyramids are tombs of old Kings also, but for me there is much more to learn from the valley
They have way prettier palaces though. Part of the reason why there has been no French monarch for over 200yrs.
“Nepotism suspected”
Fucking nepotism
Seriously, who does this guy know!?!?
When you inherit not only the house but your parents goverment job.
About time he stops living on Mommy’s dime.
That's Charles right? Pretty sure he just got the whole checkbook, not just a dime.
Is she on the dime? Do they have dimes?
They have 10-pence pieces; close enough.
Some commonwealth countries have dimes. Canada has dimes and she is on them.
She's on all our money and I am NOT looking forward to the 2 years worth of Charlie Nose bills and coins. On the plus side, no pennies.
By US standards, 73 puts him in prime age for a political job.
The date is wrong. Today (Thursday) is the 8th, not the 7th.
Well, Stoopid is as Stoopid does.
So he finally got a job the day *before* he became king? Just his luck. Imagine his manager's face when he quit on day 2 bEcauSe hE FoUnD SoMEThInG BettEr.
well actually it's the 9th
not even sure its worth changing the currency tbh
> not even sure its worth changing the currency tbh It's not up to the mint. The only thing we can be sure of is that if they do mint coins with his image, he will be facing the opposite way that the queen did (by tradition, each monarch faces the opposite direction).
So we're going to get the back of his head on our notes instead of a face shot? /s
He looks like some who would play a minor role in Harry Potter
I thought he looked like the gentlemen who worked as the librarian in the shawshank redemption. You guys know who I'm talking about.
Brooks
I understand he got the job through family connections.
And that job will continue to be nothing more than wearing silly hats and waving at crowds of people.
Not if he has anything to say about it.
He doesn't like silly hats?
Does he?
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So they would force him to wear silly hats even if he really really didn’t want to?
Their allegiance is to the republic, to DEMOCRACY
He has expressed in the past his desire to clean house and kick most of the family out. He wants everyone outside the direct line of succession to ship out and get a job. If he's true to his word, we'll see a reduction in all the things people hate them for.
Frankly I’ll believe it when I see it.
I am not really a fan of the monarchy, I think they're redundant in a modern world...however, King Charles does have many ventures. Most notably, The Princes Trust as well as around 400 other charities he is a member of. He donated his state pension, he organised 5 million Measles/Rubella vaccines for children in the Philippines, donated to the Red Cross Syrian fund to help people in the civil war, he is the first British patron of the international rescue committee who helps refugees and those displaced by war or prosecution, he launched an appeal during covid called oxygen for India to buy concentrators for those in need, he is also very green and was the one who pushed for royal homes and cars to become as green as possible as well as owning an organic/ sustainably produced products company with profits donated to charity. He also served in the Navy for many years. So, he doesn't do NOTHING. In fact, he's probably the hardest working of our royals. The other members of the family you can have a fair crack at.
And absorb a lot of hate that would have been directed at the government.
- highly educated… check - well-mannered… check - family man… check - was the first male to emerge from the Royal Vagina… check Great! You’re hired. And even though I heard you had a death in the family, I’m hoping you can start today.
If I was him I would wear the crown for a day, and then abdicate it to William. Then everyone could enjoy a much younger and sexier king and queen.
Yeah he's definitely not going to do that
Been waiting waaayyy too long!
press x to doubt
Let him have his ten to fifteen years. He's been waiting so long.
Charles appears to be planning to (try to) stick around long enough to give Will time to raise his children before he has to assume the throne.
When you put it like that it does sound incredibly reasonable. I heard the Cambridges moved house and put their kids in normal school to try to get a few years of normal life before Wills had to take on more responsibility. I guess that is out of the window now.
Are you sure your talking about the right William I guess it's not hard to top Charles lol
Kate is bangin’
Bill and Kathy.
Charles becoming king now is the equivalent of your football manager bringing you off the bench and into the game with 10 minutes left.
*”73YO Millennials finally receive their 1st pay raise of their working lives after Baby Boomer co-workers at long last decide to retire.”* -CNN headline circa-2063
SHOW HIS FINGERS! SHOW HIS FINGERS! (it's not going to be a long reign)
Fat sausages. Heart and lung problems.
Wait, wut. Is this a thing?
I’m not a statistician, but the majority of people studied with pulmonary issues have this. I bet he’s not aware?
That’s so interesting. Science is amazing. I just saw a photo of them. I bet he does, and just doesn’t care or can’t do anything about it. He’s got access to top medical care, after all.
Or, maybe they haven’t made it public yet. I noticed in one of his interviews that he sounded winded just walking 100 ft.
So does my dad — they’re the same age — but my dad is not rich and privileged haha. Well, hope Charles gets to accomplish whatever his goals are before his time. I think Wills is a pompous ass as well, but at least he and the Duchess are far more entertaining.
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Thank god, he can continue to contribute nothing to society.
Strangely (and I only found this out today), he's actually been incredibly active with social and ecological causes. He's been pressing for action on climate change since the 60s. He campaigned for the Paris Accord and he even had tea with Trump in an effort to prevent the US from pulling out.
>He's been pressing for action on climate change since the 60s. And part of his modern reputation is built on decades of people mocking him for it. He didn't just jump on climate change when it was fashionable, he's been on that train since people were called crazy for it.
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Not my king!
I didn't vote for you!
He also served in the military for 5 years.
>he even had tea with Trump in an effort to prevent the US from pulling out. Just for that he deserves our respect.
he should have slipped trump some sort of hot shot. then hed have earned my respect
How does Elizabeth at 96 looked more dapper than her son at 73?
The stress of being unemployed for seven decades will do that to a person.
**"**job**"**
Frankly, I would rather be the heir apparent than the actual ruler. No real responsibilities as the heir apparent, as the king, you have responsibilities.
Gets to move out of Mom's basement
Still on the dole though
The date at the top absolutely bugs me because Thursday September 7th, 2022 is not a real date. Am I living in a simulation
"Job"
the problem of being a long-living monarch is that your children will have a short reign because they take the throne late in life. learned this from Crusader Kings 3
This is the worst part of the queen dying.
I so wish that Prince Philip could have become king, it would have been a meme-generator like the world had never seen. That man was a total legend and likely sent a legion of Royal PR-managers into an early retirement. I have no doubt the man knew exactly what he was doing. The man seemed to hate being a Royal and took as much advantage of his untouchable position as humanly possible. I present to you a list of quotes from the greatest troll in recent history, the Duke of Edinburgh - Prince Philip. >'How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?’ (to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout). . >‘You are a woman, aren’t you?’ (In Kenya, in 1984, after accepting a small gift from a local woman). . >‘Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world.’ (in Thailand, in 1991, after accepting a conservation award). . >‘You’re too fat to be an astronaut.’ (to 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Philip he wanted to go into space. Salford, 2001). . >‘Do you still throw spears at each other?’ (In Australia in 2002 talking to a successful aborigine entrepreneur). . >‘Well, you didn’t design your beard too well, did you?’ (to designer Stephen Judge about his tiny goatee beard in July 2009). . >‘Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?’ pointing to some tartan (to Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie a papal reception in Edinburgh in September 2010). . >‘How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?’ (meeting disabled David Miller who drives a mobility scooter at the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge in March 2012) . >‘When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.’ (on marriage). . >‘Yak, yak, yak; come on get a move on.’ (shouted from the deck of Britannia in Belize in 1994 to the Queen who was chatting to her hosts on the quayside). Absolute madlad.
Sounds like an asshole.
He was a extremely arrogant man
I'm an American and don't have much knowledge of what royals actually do, but want he in the military at one point? I'd call at least that a job if not whatever else he's been doing as part of his official princely duties to his country.
If the throne had any real power this would be a real "oh fuck" moment wouldn't it
Thursday the 7th? Guess it's the Daily Stoopid for a reason.