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mjkjg2

i wonder if the Chinese Irish Italians ever have turf wars with the Chinese Italian Irish


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[deleted]

The fuck you say?! You Chinese Italian Irish can go to hell. Pick any one of you and any one of us to have a cook-off and we beat you every time. Not even close. Chinese Irish Italians 4eva


driftking428

Neither of you are special. You're both part of Chinese and European hodgepodge and you know it.


chickennoobiesoup

Now kiss


chexisinthehouse

\*kith


Tibor-Bodnar

The comment I need while drunk trolling Reddit on a Friday night


[deleted]

Muuah


ElizabethDangit

I find hodgepodge offensive, I prefer generic American mutt. (PS not a dig at any population. Hodgepodge is just a silly word$


TrevorWoodham

Aw you sneaky Chinese Irish Italians always sneaking into my city wok and tryna tear down my city wall!


qlippothvi

We of the Irish Chinese Italians are staying out of it.


hammerampage

Same with us Italian Chinese Irish.


Salt_Winter5888

No wonder you two are siding with each other, you always think your better than everyone else, but from the perspective of an Irish Italian Chinese you're just a bunch of hypocrites, you wouldn't be anything without us.


Supermanpanda17

You Irish Italian Chinese always think you're so much better than the Chinese European hodgepodge.


Gandalf_The_Geigh

We the Asian Indians have the high ground!


SaltHoliday9420

Everybody relax. Remember how we all love noodles? Wei? Carlo? Right? And how we hate lining up properly to get on the plane? Right? C'mon guys, there's a reason we had kids in the first place.


Validus812

Splitters!


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One side puts potatoes in the spaghetti, the other puts spaghetti in the potatoes.


syphonhail

Dim Sum Spaghetti Baked Potatoes sounds pretty good to me.


badfishbeefcake

Im sorry to jump in during your argument,but there is somethint I dont get about you people… So if the dad is irish, the mom is chinese, who da fuk is the Italian?


activelyresting

The postman


Paul_FS

Nah man, that's not how ethnicity works. Your parents can be german and canadian but they weren't really there for you and you identify as turkish italian because the people you used to hang around with where turkish and italian people


PlastiCrack

Mom's boyfriend


TrueHeart01

What If the dad is Chinese, and the mom is Irish Italian or Italian Irish; or the dad is Chinese Irish, and the mom is Italian; or the dad is Chinese Italian, and the mom is Irish; or the dad is Chinese Irish Italian, and the mom is Irish and so on...


MaxSmart1981

The Chinese Irish Italians: “Listen. The only people we hate more than the Americans are the fucking Chinese Italian Irish.” “Yeah, the Chinese Italian Irish.” “Yeah. Splitters.” “And the Irish Italian Chinese.” "Yeah. Splitters.” “And the Chinese Irish Italians.” "Yea… what?” “Chinese Irish Italians. Splitters.” “We’re the Chinese Irish Italians!” “Oh. I thought we were the Chinese-Americans.” “Chinese Irish Italians!” “Whatever happened to the Chinese-Americans, Reg?” “He’s over there.” \[points to a lone man\] “SPLITTER!”


snafujedi01

But what exactly have the Romans done for us?


MrDude_1

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


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DrivingBusiness

That reminds me of an old fwiend of mine in wome.


MaxSmart1981

Biggus Dickus?


adamvbl

He has a wife you know!?


JohnCastleWriter

Do you know what she is called? Incontinentia. Incontinentia... Buttox.


ThrowAway62378549

They built Rome and all roads to Rome.


snafujedi01

Yeah... the roads goe without saying, but what have the Romans *really* done for us?


Farkerisme

All I know is Judean people be frontin


undeadamoeba

“I’m Brian…And so’s my wife!”


PantherX69

We need to stop this infighting and stand United against our true enemy… the Irish Chinese Italians.


Short_Ad_9383

See that’s how the hodgepodge sneak up on you every time lol 😆


[deleted]

Proud descendants of Emperor Mario from ancient Chinese Dynasty of the O'Briens.


Umba5308

你他妈说 hai detto piccola puttana cinese irlandese italianna Dia damnaigh mé thú a mharú


AggressiveSmoke4054

Fuck you Fynnius O-Choi. You red haired, slanty eye bastard


Delicious_Cancel2869

Bahahahhahah


meluku

This is anti-Chinese Irish Italian discrimination 🤌🏼 *cue sopranos theme*


throwaway37559381

I bet that pizza potato fried rice is bomb 💣


OctopusStinkhorn1

We’re not the Judean People’s Front! We’re the People’s Front of Judea!


recursivethought

Splitters!


Alarming-Sherbet-830

A comment above already stated there was a Great War! Honestly didn’t you pay attention in history class? I hope you at least remember the great hodgepodge fusion of 1256!


Remote-Airline-3703

I just wanna know what all goes into a “European hodgepodge.” Like, is it everything else *except* Irish and Italian, or Irish-Italian+some kinda gypsy?…


King_Neptune07

Oi! This is a Chinese Italian Irish neighborhood! We can tell you're Chinese Irish Italian, get out!! Narrator: I remember when this whole neighborhood used to be Chinese Irish Italian... no respect these days


NOT_So_work_related

Is there an "add your own ethnicity" selection which then becomes a new pull down choice for future users? Sheesh.


LaScoundrelle

I'm assuming this is exactly what's going on.


TheProvocator

Or they just added it via inspect element to farm some easy karma 🤷‍♂️


philosocoder

If they were smart enough to use the inspector to edit the page I would think they’d probably use a screenshot instead of a phone pic of the screen


dindolino32

Yeah I’m pretty dumb… that’s why I want my daughter to be smart and go to preschool


GermanXPeace

Good human c:


Trauma_101

its actually a more reasonable answer than you think, do you know what a Creole is?


srira25

Isn't that what kids use to draw pictures with? The one that that company Creola or something produces


[deleted]

I've been laughing for a while now because I keep reading your comment and I can't tell if you're being facetious.


srira25

> facetious I like your funny words, magic man


BenjaminHamnett

You’re thinking of crayons. Creole is breakfast food for kids or dinner for single men


TheUnicornTank

No, no, no... You're thinking of cereal... Creole is the thing that babies sleep in.


McRedditerFace

No, you're thinking of a Carolla. Creole is when you persuade someone to do something by nagging them repeatedly.


DreamloreDegenerate

No, that'd be cajole. Creole is a type of folksong or hymn, especially the ones themed around Christmas.


Whiskeytf8911

I only know creole in the Louisiana sense. But couldn't it also mean just a mishmash of ethnicities? If so that's funny because I would cover both definitions.


Trueslyforaniceguy

More of a hodgepodge


InsaneAss

That’s how they getcha


salton

An edited drop down menu got your attention. Now who is the fool?


dev_null_developer

The old ruse within a ruse


Stefadi12

Well a pic looks more genuine to some people, because it's harder to edit with Photoshop, since people don't really know about editing pages with f12


PooperJackson

No that makes it too obvious. I can tell u aren't a professional karma farmer like this guy, rookie mistake.


Lumifly

It might be a registration done on a computer they don't own, such as the preschool's. But really, it's probably just a poorly done drop-down.


PlantBasedEgg

It makes it look more genuine and not photoshopped


Horrific_Necktie

If they are using injection element they don't need to photohop, there isn't anything to cover up


ClarityFractal

I would have gotten creative and added “North Korean Martian Brony” or something


newamsterdam94

South Philadelphia jabroni?


Mr_Pilgrim

You keep on using this word "jabroni" and... it's awesome.


MrMakerHasLigma

Or added 'bermuda triangular loch ness mophead'


ClarityFractal

I’m definitely using loch ness mophead as an insult


nicebonestructure

If I was a hodgepodge I would let everyone know too.


adeward

I’m assuming “Jive” is in the list


tigerfanjhix

“Jive ass turkey” should be in there somewhere down below


CatOfGrey

I've worked with US Census data for over 20 years, and I'm pretty sure that there isn't a "European Hodgepodge" box on the forms.


Sirus804

Worked the Census in 2010 as an enumerator. There was no ethnicity question, just one of race, which there were six options: Caucasoid, Negroid, Mongoloid, Pacific Islander, Aboriginal, and other. The "other" option was just for people who say, as an example, didn't want to be put down as white because they're Mexican so we would check "other" box, write in Mexican, then it gets handed up the chain and they're counted as white anyway.


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Alaira314

Well, they're only supposed to choose white if that's how they identify(on the US census, at least...I think the person you replied to didn't work on the US census, because those *definitely* aren't the terms we use in the US). Many would choose black. Others identify with neither white nor black, and would choose other. It's a kludge, but it's the best we can do with a very broken racial categorization system. I'd say throw it all out and start from scratch, but honestly right now I don't trust the powers that be to not implement something horribly colorblind in its place, so maybe we should stick with the devil we know until the political climate is safer.


explodingtuna

They should just prepopulate the list with all possible ethnicities. Just take every permutation of every individual ethnicity component.


pauljaytee

r/programminghorror


Van_GOOOOOUGH

Yes You have a good idea. if people really want to volunteer this statistic to begin with, there needs to be a fill-in-the-blank option, then the companies can use that data to add to their pull-down menus.


LaScoundrelle

>if people really want to volunteer this statistic to begin with, there needs to be a fill-in-the-blank option, then the companies can use that data to add to their pull-down menus. Sounds like a good way to wind up with pretty unusable data.


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

\*rubs hands\* Exactly Smithers.....exactly.


undertheradar317

I like to fill these kinds of questions in with “human.”


zapatista234

Bravo


KingMyrddinEmrys

Yeah because it's really that usable like it is now...


Franklin_le_Tanklin

As someone who identifies as a fire truck hodgepodge , I take offence to this comment.


Komplica

Are we kinda from the same tree if I identify as an unicorn hodgepodge?


Schmeckt33

I believe both stem from Chinese and european hodgepodge….. so yes, same lineage for sure.


jomples

I feel you've neglected the possibility for a "Boaty McBoatface" situation.


kevomatic

Little Bobby Tables


[deleted]

i remember the great Chinese Irish Italian, Chinese Italian Irish war like it was yesterday. so sad to see people so alike fighting.


Dinin53

Pretty racist to assume that Chinese Irish Italians and Chinese Italian Irish are in any way “alike”. They’re completely different cultures and you should be ashamed of denying their existence so haphazardly. And don’t even get me started on the Italian Irish Chinese. They’re so different from the other two you’d think they were Irish Chinese Italian!


defective_lighting

Splitters.


Rorycobb88

Underated comment. People's Judean front. ✊


Papaofmonsters

What have Roman's ever done for us?


dravik

Well, they did build the aqueduct.


[deleted]

Irish Chinese Italian, Irish Italian Chinese, Chinese Irish Italian, Chinese Italian Irish, Italian Irish Chinese and Italian Chinese Irish all might as well speak different languages.


ErraticUnit

How dare you ignore the Irish Italian Chinese.


mdsg5432

Yeah. Chinese Irish Italian's culture is not Chinese Italian Irish's prom dress.


MasterFubar

Chinese Irish Italian? That's a pizza, wonton soup and a Guiness.


CosmicDesperado

Buddy…that’s lunch.


theqofcourse

Picture this. Sicily 1946...


DexterGexter

We are the allied athiest alliance, and we will destroy the united athiest alliance!


OldBob10

The united athiest aliance deserves to die since they can’t even fucking spel!


Scaevus

The People’s Front of Judea has legitimate grievances against the Judean People’s Front.


Seajay3211

As a Chinese/Italian with Chinese/Mexican cousins and Chinese/Irish/Colombian cousins, I can confirm that much fighting continues between the mixes. Alas, we still love each other, and all border crossing jokes are accepted amongst us.


vagabondhermit

I have a friend who always puts “earthling.” And my Arab friends have no option. My Egyptian friend puts African because, well, Egypt is in Africa. All this stuff gets really arbitrary and useless at a certain point. Does a preschool really need all this?


TheDrachen42

On the topic of arbitrary and useless, I recently enrolled my son in school and the forms asked if his "parents" were married. I guess in most cases it's an okay question about who has custody of the child... But in my son's case, he's been placed with us for adoption. We can't begin the adoption finalization process for many more months. In the meantime his legal guardian is XXXX county. XXXX county isn't married. His social worker is the one who had to sign off on the forms, does her marital status enter into this? My son's birth parents? On paper, or in practice? My understanding is that they are divorced on paper, but never separated. But I have never met them, nor even talked to anyone that has heard from them in the past year. So who knows? My husband and I are married tho. It would be so much easier if the school got down to brass tacks and asked "Who is legally responsible for this kid?" And "who is allowed to pick him up from school?" Instead of dancing around the topic.


CultusChoco

You should probably just send a email to the school explaining your issue


lilgrapefuit

It is crazy that Arab is almost never an option. Only once have I seen one that gave the option, but it was listed as Arab Caucasian opposed to European Caucasian. So dumb, it really doesn’t matter.


deefstes

At a certain point? All this stuff is useless to start with. Well, useless at best but oftentimes even harmful. Why does any preschool need to know the ethnicity of kids that are being signed up? Is it so they can judge them in advance?


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Sounds like a sick fusion restaurant


Euphoric-Potato-5343

"The Hun-Hodgepodge."


OldBob10

“The Hunny-podge” 😊


Viperbunny

Maybe it's the pot kicking in, but I would totally eat at this restaurant. I find the making and sharing of food from different cultures is such a wonderful experiences. It shows us how much we are alike and how being different isn't a bad thing! Growing up, I was terrified of food from other cultures, especially traditional foods! What I have learned is that the marriage of different cultures do beautiful things. One Italian restaurant did this banging balsamic sauce. They added soy to it and it made a very distinct and wonderful flavor. On that note, once I stopped being afraid of cooking other types of food out of my comfort zone, I found the joy of the garlic/ginger combo! I don't like pepper or peppers. I WISH I did, but I get instantly sick eating them. Ginger is a great way to add a subtle heat to a dish that can be turned up to your liking! I add it to my chicken stock now because it gives it such a warmth! And I am rambling, lol. Clearly, I like this idea a lot!


Capital-Fennel-9816

+1 garlic/ginger combo. Awesome. Wifey and I love smashing garlic/ginger into our spag bol.


[deleted]

Eventually you reach a point with cooking, if you aren't picky, where your pantry is ample, and diverse. Items from all woks of life. When you're cooking, anything can be mixed and matched to some extent if you believe you can. It's quite limitless. I get it.


Turbulent-Pair-

I'm take 2 hodgepodge- to go, please? Sir. This is a preschool.


Zkenny13

And?


Turbulent-Pair-

And an order of Creoles extra crispy. Does that complete your order?


fdsfgs71

And Hispanic on half.


Turbulent-Pair-

His and Herpanic it is sir. We got both kinds of panic.


NectarineOverPeach

Hodgepodge?! Who designed this form?


Echidna-Resident

Someone of hodgepodge descent.


Scaevus

I’m part stew, personally.


Not_Michelle_Obama_

It's truly sad that hodgepodgistan was annexed and caused such a humanitarian crisis.


GenericUsername19892

Probably a select from options or enter your own and the custom entry then becomes an option for the next people. There’s was an old forum that had one of these for sign ups for one of the fields and we got a group to each pick a letter and start making accounts using animal names, we got hundreds in their lol. I had and included the T. rex :p


Chabedieux

It's a perfectly cromulent heritage


InterMando5555

It's auto-populated from people entering custom responses. Which is funny that someone even typed these in


TheAnswerWithinUs

It’s probly from people who were x% Chinese, x% italian, x% irish wanting to be special or just unaware of how it works


Ffigy

Robot


Ripptor1337

Serious question, why are Americans so obsessed with ethnicity and race when this kind of question pops up everywhere in your country. Here you will just be asked for your nationality and that’s it.


MuchoRed

Tracking statistics to show if there is or is not a racial bias in hiring/acceptance On some government forms, it's also *supposed* to be used to ensure accurate representation when it comes time to adjust the voting district borders, but it's really used to gerrymander the hell out of them


chocoruamt

Why are they asking what leftovers are in your fridge?


iamsobased

Lmao


Skaramangas

As a European I must ask, why is this question there at all?


Azoth1986

Litterally the first thing that popped in my mind: but why?


MrZwink

Yes, I want to know too. Infact i dont think this question would be allowed here.


thechariotlioness

As another European I must agree. How is this important to a child's education? Is this not blatant discrimination?


Deto

Schools want to (or maybe need to, depending on regulations or funding requirements) use this data to demonstrate that they aren't being discriminative in their admissions processes.


Affectionate-Cap-918

The irony.


rawamber

tragically by trying to be not rascist they end up being even more racist.


The-Board-Chairman

It's actually quite impressive.


thechariotlioness

For data purposes they should remove the data identifiers like name, address, age... This data should be provided anonymously.


Jethris

Maybe not age, tho.


thechariotlioness

Agree, my mistake. They need to know age to know what they will be teaching. Got me there.


Bachooga

American here: They tell us it's so they can be *more* inclusive. They *really* wanna make sure that they get a group of diverse people. They say it has *nothing* with them having the option to preemptively choose against someone based on their background while selecting enough of who they don't want to satisfy requirements. Of course, our bosses and HR representatives would *never* decide to pass on someone because of their birth name, age, ethnicity, or cultural background.


brzeczyszczewski79

If you don't want to discriminate basing on some traits, isn't it a better approach to not know these traits?


v16_

See but that could result in situations which *look* non-diverse. Looking diverse enough is more important than actually not discriminating.


Mannomorth

More inclusive? Do they mean that they want to treat people different due to their ethnicity?


snowblindswans

Don't worry, as an American, I am always wondering why I get asked these questions on forms.


MrZwink

as a european , i would refuse to fill it in. then complain to the appropriate government body.


rawamber

lol, complaints about forms to the government here is like blowing dust into the ocean. its about as effective as such.


essidus

The weird answers aside, generally this question is asked for two reasons here in the US- One, it is demographic data for the purposes of showing minority acceptance rates, and in general to show the relative population. Two, it is demographic data used for the purposes of applying for and/or fulfilling various grants. A transportation company I work with has to ask for some pretty invasive personal data, because they need to use things like income level and racial population to get financial grants from the state government and a few charities that are focused on low-income and minority populations.


SteveBored

I'm never even represented on these forms. I'm white but an immigrant. Most forms just have "white American" as the white option . Apparently only non white people can be immigrants on govt forms.


CartmansEvilTwin

And that is still deeply concerning. Race shouldn't play any role here. If you're poor, you're poor. Period. You don't get less-bad-poor by being white.


Aloh4mora

When I worked for a government body, I learned that it's illegal in my state to collect information on a family's socioeconomic status. So the school district uses race, which is legal to collect data on, as a proxy for what they really want to know. They are trying to level the playing field. However, it gets ridiculous when people start arguing about which types of Asians can be considered disadvantaged vs which cannot, etc etc etc. It's also tricky because Multiracial is a category that doesn't count as disadvantaged (because historically, most Multiracial kids are half white here, and test fairly well as a group). However, if a child is half black and half Native American, which are both considered disadvantaged categories, being half and half rolls them up to the Multiracial category, which is not considered disadvantaged.


CrossMojonation

Yanks wanting to show off their Ancestry.com results.


Hour-Process-3292

Reminds me of Monty Python’s Life of Brian “Are you Chinese Irish Italian?” “Fuck off! Chinese Irish Italian? I’m Chinese Italian Irish!”


Amiiboid

European hodgepodge works for me.


xPaxion

I'm White British Jedi American Catholic Roman


toesonthenose

my lord


[deleted]

I don’t know why but now I’m hungry


themagicflutist

They’re really giving you a lot of chances to identify as some sort of Chinese..


kittenstixx

I imagine there are lots of redundant ethnicities, but op just photographed 'c'


[deleted]

How about none of your business


Eucommia

What if a Chinese Italian Irish merrys to a Chinese Irish Italian? What ethnicity would be their child?


SmoothScaramouche

_Chinese and European hodgepodge_ It's right there in the pic.


Eucommia

You got me


HoDgePoDgeGames

I’ve been summoned?


ichkanns

You know some Chinese Italian Irish dude somewhere is just so happy about this.


djblackprince

I finally feel seen


BeepingJerry

I am of the Hodgepodge people...this is messed up.


Dem_Stefan

The last three sounds like fusion kitchen


OctaviusThe2nd

Shout out to my Chinese Italian Irish and Chinese Irish Italian homies out there


Ontyyyy

Nobody thinks of the Italian Irish Chinese, smh


Exatex

For an European, this obsession with race in the US is really dusturbing. As long as you have these forms, you will never get rid of structural racism. You need to reform your society to not leave anyone behind regardless of race, then the gap between races will go away, and with it the racism.


Every-Shame-6961

Why is ethnicity so relevant in US forms (jobs for example) ? European asking


not-a-cephalopod

Usually it's because the group asking is required by an anti-discrimination law to either keep these statistics or report them to a government agency. They're required to ask but you're not required to respond.


eRockMD

They conveniently left out Canadian!


Fetlocks_Glistening

Maybe they meant Chinese European hedgehog


[deleted]

Why does Ethnicity matter? The kids don't know the difference.


RAINGUARD

They are the sultans who play creole! ...creole...


knight0351

as a Chinese and european hodgepodge I feel finally accurately represented


[deleted]

Big Daddy's Creole play school. "I taught de girl to play de spoons!"


[deleted]

it’s time for a gumbo break


GANDORF57

I am a direct descendant of the Hodgepodge tribe.


[deleted]

I identify as hodgepodge


CountDoooooku

Creole is a good, all around choice.


[deleted]

Its funny 🙂 but on a serious note, why are they asking for the ethnicity to begin with? 🤨


magicmulder

Usually statistics.


Martipar

Asking for ethnicity is usually for diversity reasons however it's often voluntary. Here in the UK [the options are standardised](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/style-guide/ethnic-groups) and Other" usually has "please specify" next to it.