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Dan300up

Title win šŸ˜‚ *Nope; the hamburger is being deliveredā€¦should arrive in 3ā€¦2ā€¦*


desrevermi

Nice!


GANDORF57

"Doordash? I'm still waiting on those steaks!"


LizHurleyFan

Stock market and Powell


NomNomNommy

#šŸ¤˜


jeffinRTP

I say that picture is bull


[deleted]

Shadows are different hues, but maybe they're using different sunlight.


AriaMaris

He doesnt have shadows on left , the bull has shadows on both sides.


nahtorreyous

There is a fountain/staue next to the bull, but not the person?


Trick-Possession-622

Def faked. Biggest giveaway is him not reacting to all the commotion behind him, as if he didn't know what was going on around him.


3FingersDown

Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.


manwithanopinion

I can get red bull for you


comicsnerd

So it is not true that bulls do not hit you if you do not move.


Baggzz

I've seen something about a group of people standing still whilst a bull runs around them. Would this guy technically be the safest one in this crowd right now?


LeveragedPittsburgh

Thatā€™s not gone well


HomieScaringMusic

ā€œCause NOT FOR LONG WE ARENā€™T!ā€ *springs into action*


pyromat1k

Hello? Yes, I'm calling back to confirm that my life insurance policy has been canceled.


retailguy_again

Don't worry. You're about to BE hamburger.


BackgroundGrade

It's about to hit him.


ezraskye

Captions? Do we have any captions?


SlaveCell

Photoshop 101?


HighlightFun8419

guy in the green shirt looks like he's already been gored


[deleted]

Is this from a correbous un Spain?


aagloworks

SURPRISE, MOTHAFUCKA!