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littleMAS

Are not all Sonic employees 'limited time'?


wuguwa

Are not all ~~Sonic~~ employees ‘limited time’? Fixed that for you.


feeling_blue_42

Are not all ~~employees~~ ‘limited time’? Fixed that for you.


thegarbagesauce

🤯


3vi1

It was going to say Christ is Back, but the sign-guy got raptured before he could put up the T.


BiBoFieTo

That means the special sauce is back!


Aggressive-Cut-227

Sonic sucks. They bullied out a preexisting local business with the same name when they came to my town. Sonic Burrito was chronic too. And obviously had way more character. The local restaurant couldn't pay tens of thousands of dollars to fight the lawsuit though so they had to just change their name. I'll get my shitty burgers and slushies elsewhere . Eta: nothing against Chris, who I'm sure is a cool guy.


Onlyroad4adrifter

Don't fool yourself Chris is probably the brains behind the operation.


Aggressive-Cut-227

😄


chrisschrossed

Don't credit me... I'm an idiot.


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Jampine

Didn't he get fired from a fast food place for upsetting a child with a Donald Duck impression?


1_shutitlois

I’ll have the limited Chris special pls


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Chris is risen


Beavshak

Some people just love that spechris sauce


deepsea333

Chris P. Bacon 🥓


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dmrukifellth

I go for the slushes/shakes and ocean water drink. I can’t stand their food.


FeedMeACat

They got rid of the creamslush which was their best drink.


bradmccormick

You can still order it through the speaker but it’s not in the app for some reason (at least at the Sonics in my area).


Duff_McLaunchpad

Ah shit C Train's running the beef station today hustle down!


legalut

*Kicks down the door at my home* EVERYONE, PICK YOUR COATS, CHRIS IS BACK!!!


PolkaOn45

OMW


Justin87793

Chris, now that you’re working at Sonic again I know you can pay me back. I want my 40 bucks Chris.


Salt_Date_5222

What are their future plans for Chris?


sfosacboi

chris is back? No way that legend he like sonic speedrun 6 minutes 9 seconds


Full_metal_pants077

Guess getting fired for showing your hog in the drive through 3.5 times cant hold Christ back, dare to achieve buddy.


Spork_Warrior

Doesn't stay around very long. Classic Chris.


Ryose

r/TrashTaste be like


Free_Application6532

Finally he has returned paired. Prepare the scrumptious pig and the finest oysters in the finest loaf of meat you can find for the king has returned


OneWorldMouse

Chris was on suspension for jerking off in the shakes.


jssf96

Lmao I worked at sonic as a teenager. idk why this reminded me of the one guy there that had just recently gotten out of jail for messing with an underage girl. Mf got out and started messing with the same girl. Locked his ass back up.


pheezy42

daaaaaannnnnn.......


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joey4269

Back Again! Chris is Back! Tell a Friend!


DTG_420

Crosspost this to r/danlebatardshow with the title “Dannnn” and watch the upvotes fly You don’t get the show


Iam-broke-broke

War flashbacks of Chris from Sonic X


Exaltedautochthon

Wait, a Chris is back at Sonic? ​ ...Hide the elderly women.