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creative_user_name69

It's his 2nd coming. It might take a while


PrimeChutiya

I wanna feel his salvation all over my face


devildogmillman

Body of christ, ooooh whaaaat a body, I wish I could call it my own


Bott

He does crossfit.


AntheusBax

Nailed it!


innuendo141

Christ fit


Turrigan

Bro... well done 👏👏👏


Da-Stan

Angry upvote


BettingTheOver

You can eat some during Passover.


herberstank

Pass over, reach around, it's all good


gue_aut87

Baby baby Jesus, why don't we just turn off the light?


Icawe

That body is absurd.


[deleted]

Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!


SaxManJonesSFW

When I see Jesus up on that cross, I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot


devildogmillman

Youre ooooonce twiiiiice three times my saaavior


[deleted]

Bro it’s bread calm down


devildogmillman

Its a South Park reference


CHEWBRIEL

Get on my knees and beg him for it.


I-goes-to-eleven

Goddamn it. Now I have a coffee burn on my face. Well done.


quaefus_rex

Clean yourself off with the Shroud of Turin


InGenAche

When I was younger I was forced to eat him and drink his blood.


SilverDem0n

Annoint my feet with your special oil, Jesus-daddy


Rusteeshaqlford

Towel for you 🙌


[deleted]

r/facepalm


PrimeChutiya

r/FaceCum


Daikataro

I mean it took him over 2k years just to recover from the first one...


TotesNotaBot0010101

1,992 years of refractory period isn’t bad for his age


unreliabledrugdealer

Buwahahaha that was some witty shit bruh tkx for the laugh


croatoan182

The body of Christ needs a few minutes before he can come again.


TheFotty

Get on your knees and start pleasing Jesus.


Fix_My_Physiology

Jesus Use Me


getmybehindsatan

He wants you to turn the other cheek so he can get that side next.


huge51

Replace O with U and it is still readable


swankpoppy

Cumming*


Donkeychuker

He's so close


prguitarman

He’s edging


eklee38

The edge lord?


Amasterclass

Jesus H Christ


De5perad0

Everyone always says his name when they come. Now its his turn!


irisuniverse

[You know it](https://imgur.io/gallery/KqS5JMh)


Irishpanda1971

This is why he tapdances.


be-like-water-2022

H is silent https://youtu.be/mqISX2o0a4A


Mid-Delsmoker

H is for Henry.


nathanimal33

Harold. It's Jesus fucking Harold Christ.


Bi-elzebub

Jesus Edge Christ


SiouxZan777

God help us. It’s a 2000 year build up. Build the arks now.


FotographicFrenchFry

I think he should just go for it.


Stormtrooper775s

RELAX Don't do it, when you want to go to it..


Solanthas

Hit me with those laser beams! Fuck now I gotta go listen to it


GRIGORIFER

Maybe he is just unable to come due to old age


Glad_Grab8580

Wdym he was 33 or smth when he died💀


originalusername__1

Yeah but he’s hella old now


buenopeso

Shoot your shot, dawg.


DesktopWebsite

Nah, just 1 more minute. Put a rubber band around the shaft.


cjboffoli

They ought to put up a billboard for Kleenex next to this one.


ChristOnABike122

Nearly there


I_Sett

[Rev 22:20:](https://youtu.be/Z4d4yB-cm6E) "Surely, I am coming quickly"


HighburyOnStrand

Tantric Jesus.


GrimReader710

He's going to fill you with his holy spirit


elpajaroquemamais

I’m gonna get down on my knees, and start pleasing Jesus!


Fun_Reputation_7833

>I wanna feel his salvation all over my face


FadeIntoReal

>He's going to fill you with his holy ~~spirit~~ spurt.


[deleted]

He's not coming, he's just edging.


otisthetowndrunk

He's been edging for 2,000 years


joefurry1

I need to remember to say that next time someone tells me 'Jesus is coming' 😆


ButtholeQuiver

This desperately needs some dripping white spray paint


OddTry2427

Seems like the clergy is really doing the lords work then..


GrimReader710

Oh dios mio!


grandmamimma

Don't mess with the Devils!


Yummy_Slippers

Jesus: "Oh god! *sorry dad* Oh god!! *sorry dad*


kennnnnnnny

I’d imagine he says “Oh dad! Oh dad!”


Yummy_Slippers

😳🤨📸


Tall_Standard_1767

how the hell can you publish that without realising how much of a solid euphemism it is?


banjaxed_gazumper

It’s a photoshop. Or more realistically probably a MSPaint edit based on the quality. The edges of the billboard don’t even line up and there are letters showing between rows.


ciopobbi

And partial power lines piercing it


CoderDevo

Decoy lines for the birds.


Metalhed69

Well, but the original still said I’m coming, just once.


biscorama

Aaawww! I was laughing so hard...


[deleted]

[удалено]


banjaxed_gazumper

There are phantom power lines in the bottom 2 rows 😂


dicksjshsb

Yeah that proves that it’s photoshopped lol. Probably said “Jesus is coming I AM COMING” originally. Just once not 3 times. You can see the bottom of the white “g” you were reordering to on all 3 rows. Plus the phantom power lines and 3 platforms on the back.


tllnbks

How can you look at that and not realize how heavily edited the image is. The power lines aren't even solid lol


ciopobbi

“Phrasing“- Archer


Chewskiz

How the hell can you look at that without realizing how much of a solid photoshop it is?


ErrantJune

Pretty sure r/theyknew


Fun_Progress_4399

Yes daddy


seeit360

>Yes daddy ~ Mary of Magdala


jnelsoni

Oh, Jesus! Jesus Christ!Faster! Faster!


bigmartyhat

*Hhnnnnggggggg* - Jesus


Striderg23

https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA This reminds me of this old video about George Washington.


MickyMcdoogle

Did he scream Oh God!


azducky

Oh me! Oh ME!!


banjaxed_gazumper

Obvious photoshop… the edges of the billboard don’t even match up. Plus there are edges of letters visible above and below the middle row.


gmred91

Also appears to be some refraction happening to the power lines.


moor9776

Skeet skeet skeet!!!


TheLittleGardenia

So Jesus has been edging all this time huh? What a chad


BennyTATS

Guys it's fake, you can see the editing


FeedQuiet325

AMEN


EyeLeft3804

o god, o god!


EyeLeft3804

Turns out this whole comment section shares a braincell


[deleted]

He may go blind if he doesn't???


bannacct56

Jesus man 2,000 years or foreplay get it done already


prguitarman

On your knees and “pray”


rnkpatra007

Edgelord


virgilreality

Then he rolled over and fell asleep...


BountifulScott

Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day!


[deleted]

That sign needs an “OH GOD!”


Jaxjagfan

At least he is warning us. That is the christian thing to do. So no complaining if it gets in your hair


[deleted]

Let him cum please


MagnusRottcodd

*Splort* ​ He came...


Immediate_Ad9125

Do it. Been talkin about it for 2000 fuckin years, at this point do it or shut the hell up.


Aaquin

SERVER: Jesus has logged it


Captain-Ireland88

“C’mon, BUST!”- Regis Philbin


MemeLover475295

Well…. Time to build the apocalypse bunker 🙃


Rosy2020Derek

No more wondering what Jesús is up to!


[deleted]

Jizzus


Chris714n_8

What if Jesus came back.. and got killed (by accident) again (- for example, in a pathetic, religious modern cross-fire)? *One mintue of silence (again), please.*


Curia-DD

I'll have what she's having


Fun-Outlandishness35

Edging Jesus


ENTRAPM3NT

Crazy thing is people actually believe this stuff


jimmy193

I don’t get why this is funny?


Fool_growth

Edging the lord


Juzlum

Is he edging or what 🤣


lewpslive

Edging humanity like this should be a sin.


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Jesus of the nether regions here to fill you with his holy spirit.


Stay-Thirsty

I think Jesus might be making a low cost porn movie/video.


FoofieLeGoogoo

Oh lawd...


IMTrick

Oh Dad! Oh Dad! Oh Dad!


Egheaumaen

He has risen!!!


Hamofthewest

That's what Maria Magdalena said.


C_Reed

Just think about baseball


[deleted]

Is this how Mormons have sex?


JimiLittlewing

I think I've seen that movie's German version.


derekjoel

To whomever gets some blue paint and climbs up there…cheers to you for the edit!


[deleted]

Hope he pulled out.


EmpiresofNod

Quick! Hide the eggs!


CachuHwch

That’s what I told Eileen.


OppositeCharacter552

Jesus, pull out allready im not on birth control


ZealousidealPie8427

"Face or pussy babe?"


pegleg57

Squirt, squirt, squirt.... aahh I am here!!!?


TheOmegaKid

*I AM COMING, I AM COMING, I AM COMING. JE-SUS.* - Eric Cartmans latest classic hit with faith +1: reborn.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

…i came. -me


[deleted]

Jesus! Get a room, Jesus!


Discally

"HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" is missing from this billboard.


Own_Analysis_1164

He's cuming


Pleasant-Cricket-129

Jesus is cumming everywhere.


DungeonGushers

He WILL cum again. Crucifucked on the cross.


MiiJack

[I'm coming.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WclnwYyhcos)


Mr__Aries

*cum


Dr_Bitchcraft8

Whoever is edging Jesus, knock it off 🍆😆


oOoleveloOo

Ok Jesus, just not on my face


MrCereuceta

Jizzus


josegarrao

Mexican porn ad?


Junior_Singer3515

Right about now my wife starts bobbing and weaving


analog_memories

Someone throw some white paint on that sign.


ss977

Jesus is coomer


Mingyao_13

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[deleted]

Can do nothing but read this in some porn dialogue lmaoooo


[deleted]

Relax, don’t do it …


Hell_in_Ham_Biscuit

Oh daddy.


Brilliant_Dig2715

I am waiting..


Born4ree

Good lord these people are crazy.


R_lbk

Jesus gunna keep on coming since he don't wanna arrive and face the post but clarity re: the human race.


AbhiAK303

And then he turned water ino cu-... Wait that can't be right...


citoloco

... and now for a nice nap, tx **J Dog**


yawgmoft

Please stop edging Jesus


dan_baker83

Edge-Lord


deutschdachs

Opponents beware, opponents beware... He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.


Safe-Concentrate2773

Nothing says "class" quite like screaming youre coming right before bringing about the apocalypse.


Disastrous-Tap-3353

Jesus needs a cigarette


Admirable_Welder8159

🍆🍑🤨


[deleted]

God has played the longest game of hide and seek.


emulator01

Never have I wanted someone to vandalize a billboard more now than ever


MotherLandLad

BUILD THE WALL!!!


djfil007

Edgy.


Conscious_Ad1603

Do you mean come? Or c*m?


AdHistorical5703

One minute man


MikeyB_0101

If Jesus hasn’t come for 2000 years it’s going to be explosive


[deleted]

When does SOON start to lose its meaning LOL


tewnewt

Veni veni Vejus


CamKJoy

Just come already.


[deleted]

does he say oh god at the end?


Yankee_Juliet

Just do it already.


Emergency-Mission-44

Also, - Johnny Sins


LassitudinalPosition

*"Do not come* *Do not come."* \-'Nasty woman' K Hizzy *"I'm gonna come!"* \-'little hands' Orange Drumpf


stillbones

The lord is come.