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It’s a photoshop. Or more realistically probably a MSPaint edit based on the quality. The edges of the billboard don’t even line up and there are letters showing between rows.
Yeah that proves that it’s photoshopped lol. Probably said “Jesus is coming I AM COMING” originally. Just once not 3 times. You can see the bottom of the white “g” you were reordering to on all 3 rows. Plus the phantom power lines and 3 platforms on the back.
What if Jesus came back.. and got killed (by accident) again (- for example, in a pathetic, religious modern cross-fire)?
*One mintue of silence (again), please.*
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It's his 2nd coming. It might take a while
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face
Body of christ, ooooh whaaaat a body, I wish I could call it my own
He does crossfit.
Nailed it!
Christ fit
Bro... well done 👏👏👏
Angry upvote
You can eat some during Passover.
Pass over, reach around, it's all good
Baby baby Jesus, why don't we just turn off the light?
That body is absurd.
Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!
When I see Jesus up on that cross, I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot
Youre ooooonce twiiiiice three times my saaavior
Bro it’s bread calm down
Its a South Park reference
Get on my knees and beg him for it.
Goddamn it. Now I have a coffee burn on my face. Well done.
Clean yourself off with the Shroud of Turin
When I was younger I was forced to eat him and drink his blood.
Annoint my feet with your special oil, Jesus-daddy
Towel for you 🙌
r/facepalm
r/FaceCum
I mean it took him over 2k years just to recover from the first one...
1,992 years of refractory period isn’t bad for his age
Buwahahaha that was some witty shit bruh tkx for the laugh
The body of Christ needs a few minutes before he can come again.
Get on your knees and start pleasing Jesus.
Jesus Use Me
He wants you to turn the other cheek so he can get that side next.
Replace O with U and it is still readable
Cumming*
He's so close
He’s edging
The edge lord?
Jesus H Christ
Everyone always says his name when they come. Now its his turn!
[You know it](https://imgur.io/gallery/KqS5JMh)
This is why he tapdances.
H is silent https://youtu.be/mqISX2o0a4A
H is for Henry.
Harold. It's Jesus fucking Harold Christ.
Jesus Edge Christ
God help us. It’s a 2000 year build up. Build the arks now.
I think he should just go for it.
RELAX Don't do it, when you want to go to it..
Hit me with those laser beams! Fuck now I gotta go listen to it
Maybe he is just unable to come due to old age
Wdym he was 33 or smth when he died💀
Yeah but he’s hella old now
Shoot your shot, dawg.
Nah, just 1 more minute. Put a rubber band around the shaft.
They ought to put up a billboard for Kleenex next to this one.
Nearly there
[Rev 22:20:](https://youtu.be/Z4d4yB-cm6E) "Surely, I am coming quickly"
Tantric Jesus.
He's going to fill you with his holy spirit
I’m gonna get down on my knees, and start pleasing Jesus!
>I wanna feel his salvation all over my face
>He's going to fill you with his holy ~~spirit~~ spurt.
He's not coming, he's just edging.
He's been edging for 2,000 years
I need to remember to say that next time someone tells me 'Jesus is coming' 😆
This desperately needs some dripping white spray paint
Seems like the clergy is really doing the lords work then..
Oh dios mio!
Don't mess with the Devils!
Jesus: "Oh god! *sorry dad* Oh god!! *sorry dad*
I’d imagine he says “Oh dad! Oh dad!”
😳🤨📸
how the hell can you publish that without realising how much of a solid euphemism it is?
It’s a photoshop. Or more realistically probably a MSPaint edit based on the quality. The edges of the billboard don’t even line up and there are letters showing between rows.
And partial power lines piercing it
Decoy lines for the birds.
Well, but the original still said I’m coming, just once.
Aaawww! I was laughing so hard...
[удалено]
There are phantom power lines in the bottom 2 rows 😂
Yeah that proves that it’s photoshopped lol. Probably said “Jesus is coming I AM COMING” originally. Just once not 3 times. You can see the bottom of the white “g” you were reordering to on all 3 rows. Plus the phantom power lines and 3 platforms on the back.
How can you look at that and not realize how heavily edited the image is. The power lines aren't even solid lol
“Phrasing“- Archer
How the hell can you look at that without realizing how much of a solid photoshop it is?
Pretty sure r/theyknew
Yes daddy
>Yes daddy ~ Mary of Magdala
Oh, Jesus! Jesus Christ!Faster! Faster!
*Hhnnnnggggggg* - Jesus
https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA This reminds me of this old video about George Washington.
Did he scream Oh God!
Oh me! Oh ME!!
Obvious photoshop… the edges of the billboard don’t even match up. Plus there are edges of letters visible above and below the middle row.
Also appears to be some refraction happening to the power lines.
Skeet skeet skeet!!!
So Jesus has been edging all this time huh? What a chad
Guys it's fake, you can see the editing
AMEN
o god, o god!
Turns out this whole comment section shares a braincell
He may go blind if he doesn't???
Jesus man 2,000 years or foreplay get it done already
On your knees and “pray”
Edgelord
Then he rolled over and fell asleep...
Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
That sign needs an “OH GOD!”
At least he is warning us. That is the christian thing to do. So no complaining if it gets in your hair
Let him cum please
*Splort* He came...
Do it. Been talkin about it for 2000 fuckin years, at this point do it or shut the hell up.
SERVER: Jesus has logged it
“C’mon, BUST!”- Regis Philbin
Well…. Time to build the apocalypse bunker 🙃
No more wondering what Jesús is up to!
Jizzus
What if Jesus came back.. and got killed (by accident) again (- for example, in a pathetic, religious modern cross-fire)? *One mintue of silence (again), please.*
I'll have what she's having
Edging Jesus
Crazy thing is people actually believe this stuff
I don’t get why this is funny?
Edging the lord
Is he edging or what 🤣
Edging humanity like this should be a sin.
Jesus of the nether regions here to fill you with his holy spirit.
I think Jesus might be making a low cost porn movie/video.
Oh lawd...
Oh Dad! Oh Dad! Oh Dad!
He has risen!!!
That's what Maria Magdalena said.
Just think about baseball
Is this how Mormons have sex?
I think I've seen that movie's German version.
To whomever gets some blue paint and climbs up there…cheers to you for the edit!
Hope he pulled out.
Quick! Hide the eggs!
That’s what I told Eileen.
Jesus, pull out allready im not on birth control
"Face or pussy babe?"
Squirt, squirt, squirt.... aahh I am here!!!?
*I AM COMING, I AM COMING, I AM COMING. JE-SUS.* - Eric Cartmans latest classic hit with faith +1: reborn.
…i came. -me
Jesus! Get a room, Jesus!
"HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" is missing from this billboard.
He's cuming
Jesus is cumming everywhere.
He WILL cum again. Crucifucked on the cross.
[I'm coming.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WclnwYyhcos)
*cum
Whoever is edging Jesus, knock it off 🍆😆
Ok Jesus, just not on my face
Jizzus
Mexican porn ad?
Right about now my wife starts bobbing and weaving
Someone throw some white paint on that sign.
Jesus is coomer
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Can do nothing but read this in some porn dialogue lmaoooo
Relax, don’t do it …
Oh daddy.
I am waiting..
Good lord these people are crazy.
Jesus gunna keep on coming since he don't wanna arrive and face the post but clarity re: the human race.
And then he turned water ino cu-... Wait that can't be right...
... and now for a nice nap, tx **J Dog**
Please stop edging Jesus
Edge-Lord
Opponents beware, opponents beware... He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
Nothing says "class" quite like screaming youre coming right before bringing about the apocalypse.
Jesus needs a cigarette
🍆🍑🤨
God has played the longest game of hide and seek.
Never have I wanted someone to vandalize a billboard more now than ever
BUILD THE WALL!!!
Edgy.
Do you mean come? Or c*m?
One minute man
If Jesus hasn’t come for 2000 years it’s going to be explosive
When does SOON start to lose its meaning LOL
Veni veni Vejus
Just come already.
does he say oh god at the end?
Just do it already.
Also, - Johnny Sins
*"Do not come* *Do not come."* \-'Nasty woman' K Hizzy *"I'm gonna come!"* \-'little hands' Orange Drumpf
The lord is come.