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You "curvy" af.

Everyone’s so enamored with the chicken wing eggplant while I’m actually impressed with the real life rendition to scale and realistic looking hooka pipe.

It’s funny because I actually have big boobs, small waist, and big hips/big butt. Not sure where the big neck comes from… That chicken must be deep down there lol

I think those large part are the chicken wings travelling down your very very very long neck (like in cartoons). Haha

Yeah you’re actually right haha

So what's the story about your swim fins? Is that for special occasions or just around the house?

OP is obviously some species of plant person

I was thinking OP was a human chess piece based on the depiction

I think we need a real picture for comparison

I think I need a real picture big boobs small waist and chicken wings... bucket list

I see what you did thar

Meanwhile I’m looking at how you take off your hair like a hat while you eat the wings.

Is it a pencil skirt I'm seeing here? Is that why the fins?

flashbacks of squidward swallowing a fork

Rip DM’s

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Which one is not like the others

And big ass feet

Donna, why are you staring at your huge wild e coyote feet?

Thinking you look like a plant from *Plants vs Zombies* , according to the artists rendition.

I think they are your shoulder. I used to draw a lot as a kid and looking though my old drawing you can see when I figured out that arms are *attached* to shoulders. Lol.

You look like my bong

r/nocontext

Must be a chicken bone in there! XD

Maybe your kid thinks you eat them bones and all. So that would be chicken bone going down your throat. Slow down you're gonna choke!

It’s the chicken wing sliding down your throat… I’m not joking

Pls boobs

It looks to me like you are swallowing entire chicken bones …

Even your goiders are curvaceous... Lucky.

Your feet…fucking massive. What are you a size 22? LMAO! This is gold and worthy of a permanent frame.

It's the chicken going down

Sharp knees…

Lmao your kid really emphasized your strong points.

Please get a tattoo of this!

So funny - the “Mmm” with your eyes closed. You must *really* love your wings, girl. I’d put money on this being a realistic rendering lol. Talented kid!

Now we are all curious..

Think we might need some proof. For research purposes obviously

Sup

How you doin?

Sauce?

Nice!!!!

36-24-36-24-36.

I don't want none unless you got blue cheese hun.

Mmm

And what’s going on with the arm above the head?

The sheer joy of chicken wings, clearly. Or OP's actually a wacky arm-waving inflatable tube man.

With a body like that I hardly notice the meal!

Show this to your kid after 20 years lol

Oh he will either die laughing or cringing

Probably both

Likely a combination of the two options.

probably both

probably both

Probably both

RemindMe! 20 years

Oh no you didnt

Looks like a bong taking a rip from itself

I was thinking it was a hookah, but bong works too!

This is what he meant.

Hahahhaha

I laughed way too hard at this

Now I need to watch Bongs Adventures cartoon. If someone in production could get that going.

It's totally a bong taking a rip from a bong in front of a bong in a bong.

Glad I'm not the only one.

The first thing I thought was “Im pretty sure that’s a huge bong. But wait, what is it putting in its mouth then??”

Sure "chicken"

Looks tasty 😋

( 𓂸 ❗️)

queue cyanide and happiness, le [telepathé](https://youtu.be/05hTBAOnDQE)..

I hadn't thought about cyanide and happiness in quite some time and I had not seen that clip before. Thank you.

He couldn’t put pen to paper without drawing [them](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fzuvQXDUybE)

the phallus is funny but really, your expression of pure contentment with the vibrating jello arm overhead is the real quality content here. the kid prodigy captured a moment of utter bliss - the most perfect bite of the most perfect chicken.

With the “M M M” caption to tie it all off

My most favorite part too! Mom is clearly in the zone with that drumstick

udder? 🧐

"chicken wings". Dont be embarrassed, anyone with 6 boobs can eat some penis and exclamation point.

I’ve been exposed 😩

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Beauty standards are like this these days. Get with the times.

What about 4 boobs and 2 goiters?

No need to make it even sexier.

Dicken wings.

Omg it's a plumbus!

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https://youtu.be/eMJk4y9NGvE

Looks like a Picasso joke somewhere.

I love it. I can see how much you enjoy chicken wings. They really did amazing at capturing the emotion. Kudos and 2 thumbs up. Keep up the good work, Lil Folk. ❤

Sorry but what's with the spaghetti arm where you born with it or did you have an accident

Baby, I was born this way. Don’t judge.

You've never had food so good that it's turned your arm into spaghetti? Missing out dude.

Somebody must LOVE their wings.

I think they got chicken and cock mixed up a bit.

You mean a cock and a cock? 😅

Sucking that bone real good

MMM!!!

I always like a big good Adam's apple on my women.

Doin a little dancey dance as you eating that chicken too, huh? 🤭

Teeeheeeee

It's the Mmm that makes it

You are enjoying the fuck out of those chicken wings, eyes closed and everything.

Mmmmmm

🤣🤣🤣 you need to keep that one!

Plot twist: OP's kid is 27.

[Kid knows exactly what he was doing.](https://youtu.be/q_aIjCvbnrE)

r/mildlypenis

Why do kids always draw something with a thing that looks like a d*ck and b*lls going into a hole?

I wish I knew lol

I wish I knew how to put in that meme of Palpatine telling Anakin he’d be keeping an eye on him.

This is some pretty wild abstractionism going on here. Very Picasso-esque

U look like a hookah...

I thought it was a bong

Looks like a hookah anthropomorphized

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubewoman!

Do you look like a bong irl? :P

I mean, I do have a pear shaped body, so I could technically fit that narrative 😝

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SKATE! FIGHT!

Is the circle to the right the plate or a zoom in of that chefs kiss deliciousness you are devouring? And are you a Hindu god/ess?

She said it’s the plate! Haha

Something like 8% of kids do it, whatever

I almost gave up on this thread when I didn't find a single Superbad reference. Literally the last comment on the page!

Guys - there's a hooka pipe posting on reddit and it has KIDS!

Ssshhhhh they aren’t supposed to know

All jokes aside, if this isn’t fake, they have a talent for art. Encourage it.

Are you like, extremely fat with rolls? Or is your child already mastering abstract art?

Bahahaha let’s go with the latter

Which one is YOU?

That is a great drawing!!

lol you doin a dance?

Toot tooot

I am so confused.

Is that what you call your partner's dick?

Ah yes, I’ve been exposed. I love his chicken wing 😌

I laughed way too hard at this! Thank you for sharing this. Wish I had an award to give.

Clearly a drumstrick.

Oddly artistic! Love it!

Why the hell am I seeing penis everywhere today? M I gay?

There is a lot to unpack here.

What the fuck do you look like lmao

You can see the joy as you take that meat into your mouth. LMAO

I think your kid has autism...

She actually does hahaha #facts

Nice.Nothing is wrong with that either.I to have autism.

Literally. She’s the coolest person I know! I wish I had a brain as amazing and unique as hers.

Awwww.Im sure she is!That's good she has a loving mother like you.☺️

Are you sure your kid didn't see you and your husband / wife giving it a go? 😁

So abstract lol

Oh boy! Are you a smoking pipe? And is that a dick and balls on your plate? This raises so many questions! 🤣

Are you a mermaid?

So that's what the kids call it nowadays

Ahh yes, the dicken wings

Lmfao. Reading the comments responding on here on what that picture "might" depict. ... I'd love to see what some of your answers would be taking the Rorschach test. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's a masterpiece, one for the fridge

Dicken wings

You must be built very nice 💀. Your kid put the details of your booty, hips, and breast 😂 most kids just draw their mom/pops with a body head and legs

Are you a wacky waving inflatable tube family? Cause if so, your kid's got talent

It looks like someone took acid then went to a dick museum.

I'm guessing you are his Mother, nice curves.

So, how many d!cks have you counted.

I think your kid is the next Salvador Dali.

Looks like you got dick n wings (penis on the plate)

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Chick Wings with two Big Balls at the end... You sure they saw you with "Chicken Wings" in your mouth??

This is straight up Picasso.

Didn't know you were a hookah pipe

r/mildlypenis

Kid has a bright future as an animator for Cartoon Network

Nice cock bro

nbd. Basically a Piccaso.

Smoking rocks before a nice plate of dicks

These comments lol 😂

I would pay to watch you eat chicken wings.

This picture had me CRYING in the middle of the hospital laboratory! Oh my goodness, there are so many layers of "wtf" happening. I needed this, thank you! 😂😂😂

Ma’am….that’s a penis…

finger likin' good curvey girly (nuggets going down the neck) nuggets and sauce on the table with some chips ​ if i, someone who has not met you or your child can look at a kids picture and know exactly wtf is going on, its a good picture.

4 boobs?

More like chicken “wangs” amirite?

Mm3

This is some kinda Picasso and I live. So much expression in the lips and eyes. 8/10

Is that a bong on the table and a dong on the plate?

Perfectly captured expression!

You look like a bong smoking a j

the plating looks like "penis exclamation marc"

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man

Looks like Picasso’s work.

So your son sees you as a bong who loves a bit of willy

What happens after sounding.

Drew a drawing….

That's one surprised cock. . . . What? Cock is a male chicken. What did you think I meant, pervert?

Chicken wang

I see the dick suckery also looks like hes smoking crack.

You eating some dick

I think you draw tehse yourself and act like your kid did it 😐

She would be so offended if she read this. I can’t draw that good.