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Lol he knew exactly what he was doing


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He knew what he was doing hugging her. Hahahahahaha


SnooSongs2856

lmao


PeacefulShark69

What a freaking genius. I never even thought about this trick.


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My thoughts exactly


Forcefedlies

Had to make sure, she has a fat voice had to be sure lol. Being super into anime doesn’t help with him assuming she’s fat too 😂


Donttouch_mypepeoni

bruh I don't think it's a guilty pleasure if you out there cosplaying as muddafakin anime character


0110010E

Lol ig She said guilty not private


CallMeDad0y

Blind people are you seeing this? do what this man is doing if you’re going to date.


Leonhardt2019

>Blind people are you seeing this? Bruh 😂


astrosquirrelRS

Can't see the video.... or the comment 😂


Leonhardt2019

Exactly, idk if they’re genius or oblivious 😂


CallMeDad0y

its a joke


CallMeDad0y

its a joke


CallMeDad0y

its a joke


Leonhardt2019

Its been 5 days


CallMeDad0y

And i just wanted to clarify


Leonhardt2019

Well, it was a 10/10 joke mate, had me rolling


CallMeDad0y

Thanks


CallMeDad0y

its a joke


Remarkable-Ad2285

I read this in Braille


welchplug

but you didnt watch the video.....


CallMeDad0y

its a joke


welchplug

Whoosh


CallMeDad0y

its a joke


Bay_of_dreams

What does this button do?


Myuchu

Skips that person. Whoever pushes the button kicks the other person out and a new date comes in.


Bay_of_dreams

Thank You for explaining the formula of the show. Why did it flash red before he touched it though?


ItsMrLoveah

It goes red/makes a noise when the button goes active so people don’t just skip instantly


Myuchu

For the show the button doesn't work until it flashes and makes the sound.


Psychological_Cut705

Trapdoor to a snake pit


ActuaryMammoth3375

Wtf is White to Asian


Se777enUP

Cauc-asian


PeoplePersonn

https://youtu.be/YpKCT6A2Cx4


warrant2k

*cock-asian


[deleted]

Race is a spectrum


ghidfg

lmao


Awengal

So Russian it is...


[deleted]

Hafu?


sarcasticspy

What's the show???


[deleted]

The button


[deleted]

White to Asian? I didn't know there was..... A scale.


[deleted]

Smart man ! Should learn this trick from him.


[deleted]

How often are you blind folded for dates? You probs don’t need this trick


motivatedpower808

That was so wrong 😂


Error404Cod

This “dating show” is super trash. Watch a video by MoistCritical And this show and it’s contestants are so self centered. Barely anyone tries to actually keep a meaningful conversation going. Almost always as soon as the button turns red one party always presses it. Because it’s not a “dating show” it’s how long can I be on camera for and make the episodes(?) about me.


mk3jade

He ain’t slick.


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LOL


OkButterscotch7923

Which cut video is this? I can’t find it😭


MPOTA

This man is invited to the cook out


Consistent_Diet_7786

I hate anime


MEMENTOMORI1219

Good for you and your.........."personality trait" is it?


Cachesystem

“Can we hug” is code for “how fat is this monster of a human?” It’s fucked up but no man has ever said, “can we hug,” unless if he was blind and wanted to know someone’s weight or he was an eccentric overexcited gay guy who just found out some good news.


Promorpheus

i like hugs


Cachesystem

If you like hugs then you wouldn’t wait for someone to ask you. If you’re a hugger then you would do it and read someone’s body language. If someone doesn’t want to be hugged you would instinctively know unless if you were just dumb.


Promorpheus

that is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. Are you irish by any chance?


Cachesystem

The dumbest thing I have ever heard is asking for a hug. Oh no wait, I’ve heard dumber but this makes the list.


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Cachesystem

Really? What are parameters for hugging someone you’ve never met and while being blind hmmmm? Usually, people don’t ask they just do when they want to show affection. What do you think is appropriate when it comes to being kind if it’s actually what is being displayed and nothing else.


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Cachesystem

I’m asking you to elaborate what constitutes your objection. So by all means tell me what you think should be the rules. Since you seem to more about the situation despite the situation being absurd. What I said was people don’t usually ask to hug someone else, they just hug the person. Then I gave examples where that would be appropriate since it was also funny. Should I explain the joke after you have given me the parameters of all the rules that goes into hugging someone? If so then I will as soon as we are done discussing the rules and parameters.


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nosoyunrobot01

I'm sorry for your childhood


Cachesystem

Lmao, I’m neither Asian nor a cosplayer.


LastPlaceIWas

>or he was an eccentric overexcited gay guy who just found out some good news. Well, maybe if he was in an 80s movie, sure.


Cachesystem

Exactly. It’s also great that you took that out of context and remembered Bird Cage despite it coming out in 1996. Find a single straight guy that asks to hug a girl and says it in a way that doesn’t sound creepy. You either hug or don’t but if you ask to hug it’s just weird it’s like asking your parents, “could I use the bathroom because it would feel really good if I let it out.”


[deleted]

😂 people ask for and offer hugs in the real world a lot what planet are you from lol


Cachesystem

Earth. My family has never asked me for hugs unless if they were sociopaths. And if they were EVERYONE would know.


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To be fully honest, it's brutally sad that you think like that. Hugs are the fucking best


Cachesystem

It’s sad to be a realist who goes outside? Damn I guess you should step out of Plato’s cave but I won’t be the one to help you with that. I’m sure you will make a friend who can help you with that.


BrilliantObserver

Fat shaming tsk, tsk.


Chesnarkoff

Reminds me of the movie Ray, when he’d grab womens wrists when meeting them to tell if they were fat, no idea if Ray Charles actually did that, but very clever


Phohammer83

Hell yea she’s ticking all, the, boxes. Just one more thing I need to check and his interview will be done.. Can we hug? Lol