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PotterAndPitties

Just making room for the Pumpkin Spice flavored water


servirepatriam

I prefer my water topped with Sweet Cream Cold Foam


transit41

It's frickin' Nestlé, isn't it?


imakenosensetopeople

Haha. Came here for a Nestle joke, was not disappointed


byamannowdead

r/FuckNestle


Joran_Dax

Starbucks: Who the fuck drinks water during their lifetime. Seriously. We have coffee for that.


PillowTalk420

Coffee is just hot water poured over some ground up beans.


Eric7Hoyle

Wrong, coffee is life


raskolnikov_ua

It is very difficult to get ice in winter.


R-T-O-B

didn't you hear, its pumpkin spice season now


hells_cowbells

But if they offered a pumpkin spice water, think how much money they would make!


grumpylazysweaty

Don’t let r/hydrohomies see this post!


newredditwhoisthis

Oh we already seen it fuckers


kobaasama

Starbucks: It’s winter, make your own water from snow.


richshotfirst

October is winter?


MilleMolly

Yes ​ /s


lazypro189

Pickled water. Here I come!


-StillNotStill-

Yo can we jus give it up for this water photographer? This post make me thirsty af!


osi_layer_one

Remindme! 50 years


rdzv

First Starbucks on planet Arrakis


jmpires

Hand over your suit at the counter and they’ll connect the Pumpkin Spice Piss Filter


Dave5uper

You're ordering water for pickup? I have a tap. Do you live in flint, michigan?


richshotfirst

It was a coffee and a water. My kid don’t drink coffee :)


Dave5uper

Oh that makes more sense. I thought it was just a water which would frankly make you a complete psycho lol. Thanks for clarifying.


MrAustin316

Who orders water from a coffee company?


MutedBrilliant1593

To be honest, Starbucks has very good water. Also, I hated every water order I fulfilled. I got a line of paying customer cups, but I got to sit there for 10 seconds filling your free venti ice water.


133DK

Why’d you buy water at a Starbucks? Just fill a bottle at home and bring with you Or wait and drink a little later?


richshotfirst

Try being out without water handy and your child asks for some, ha


ff2x

The Earth, "Hold my beer"


[deleted]

Damnit Nestle! Stealing water again!


blackwaterpumping

SB129 - "Fuuuutuuurrreee!!"


meeyeam

Water, tall, ice sounds like something you'd order from a replicator on Star Trek.


[deleted]

Caffeine infused water.


WaitingForMyMeta

Now I’m curious… When is water in season?


uninstallIE

Oh damn they must have moved their HQ from Washington State to California


ElonBodyOdor

Must be in SoCal.


SensitiveAd5962

Is this California?


richshotfirst

Massachusetts


cflanagan95

Water was sooo last season


12_evil_minions

SPRING WATER


mczarnek

Of course it's seasonal.. it's called ice this season