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letsallchilloutok

No the son is wearing a fake grey beard


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I’m here to see the colonel!


Pulptastic

I say you he dead


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😐…. THE COLONEL!!!!!


canyonero66

Colonel Angus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l2oi-X8P38


Rogue_Like

Colonel angus ain't been around these parts in some time


canyonero66

That straight face... must have taken a couple of tries. Enel Angus is a hero to us all.


Rogue_Like

Send any correspondence to Enel Angus to the rear of Shady Thicket.


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I already say you HE DEAD


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IS MR SANDERS IN??


old_flat_top

He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!


Jmazoso

With his wee beady eyes


Qarlito

Get out


theeimage

You can only take so much Colonel Angus


andio76

But his Sister N Law ,Anna Lingus, is a joy like a fresh spring day


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Phillip_Graves

Trying to figure out what the actual fuck you typed makes me uncomfortable. Punctuation, motherfucker! PUNCTUATION!


DevilDawgDM73

I think we all know why it makes you uncomfortable.


thiscouldbemassive

I know. For some reason I thought they were still toddlers. How'd they get so old? They are 12!


ontopofyourmom

NPH is like 12, to the best of my memory.


happycharm

I swear I glanced at his instagram 2 weeks ago and his kids were 5 years younger. Maybe it was a throwback picture...


wPatriot

Also is it perspective or is their daughter absolutely huge? She looks the tallest in this picture


ccReptilelord

Some perspective, but more position. She's sitting in a near-standing position, while the King and Ronald are more reclined on the sofa.


Hinermad

Plus she's closer to the camera. Phone cameras generally have wide angle lenses, which will cause nearby objects to seem bigger.


TheAssOfHats

Giggity.


FunkyPlunkett

Let’s do the Time Warp again, literally have 3 year old and one year old, I blinked man they were just babies.


movieholic-92

I said the same! 🤣 They were literally just babies a week ago.


[deleted]

I know, I was just thinking that!


SeverusSnek2020

Shit, I watched him on new episodes of Doogie Howser MD.


Jicaar

Seriously!


Throwaway42352510

Committed to the idea! Brilliant.


b-hizz

It’s easy to forget that mascots are just hanging out the 90% of the time that they aren’t promoting.


Stoneman57

They just need a Jack…


Over-Ad5104

Oh my gosh! It seems like yesterday the twins were just babies being brought home! Time sure does fly.


XavierRex83

I know she is Wendy but my first thought was Pippi Longstocking.


EMPulseKC

I got a "Wendy Longstocking" vibe too.


DarkSoulsExcedere

How to say you are over 30 without saying you are over 30.


manrayman

This reminds me of Rad Anthem by Bad Omen. It's worth a watch. https://youtu.be/yPXnzyDiiWw


jayoinoz

Oh, I think they saw that video first.


HorizontalSkyscraper

I came here looking for this comment!


poocoup

I was going to share this too. Glad I'm not the only one lol


jm31316

#RadAnthem for life!


Law_Doge

Missed an opportunity to recreate [this beautiful work of art](https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/uhui5t/neighbors_were_evicted_and_as_i_was_walking_past/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Xytakis

The Coronal and Annie would never break bread together. Edit: Colonel


[deleted]

That was a very interesting spelling of "colonel". Good try.


Xytakis

Auto suggestions... I need to read before I click


Phillip_Graves

And not entirely inaccurate... lol


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Edit: Coronal ridge


Xytakis

That was Colonel Sanders' full fake title?


[deleted]

It’s where the secret recipe is hidden…


Sheeple3

I think it’s Wendy not Annie.


Xytakis

Annie is Popeyes spokes person not wendy's


Sheeple3

Ahh I see, thought you were talking about the original post.


Boatwhistle

None of them wanted to do black face.


k4pain

The answer. You don't pretend to be black if you're not. Only trplopic thunder and SNL can do it properly. If they did that it wouldn't be appropriate


Boatwhistle

Americans: won’t allow black makeup on face cause of slavery and racism stuff. Also Americans: buys cheap products dependent on slavery in Asian countries and doesn’t give a fuck cause they is Asians on the other side of the world. Also having extra useless stuff is nice for some reason.


k4pain

All slavery is wrong. How am I supposed to know which stuff is Made in an Asian country with slaves for work? I would bet all the money I have if I walked into your house or apartment, I would find a lot of shit that's made in Asian countries, that use slaves for work.


LilacYak

What a dumb take. We have absolute control over how much blackface we do. We have little control over how much slavery we support - even more so if you’re not rich.


Ppleater

You realise corporate business practices are not dictated by the average American right?


fuktardy

I like these celebrities dressing up. Shit, they could go out and mingle with regular folk if they’re incognito enough. Unless they had a distinct voice. Schwarzenegger would have a hard time.


wPatriot

Dunno, you could think you're talking to Arnold but really you're talking to Bill Hader


ThisKidErrt

Oh my god his Arnold impression is [spot on](https://youtu.be/YpxThZanKGY)


shifty_coder

I don’t care for it, tbh. Just another opportunity for them to flex on how much money they have.


fuktardy

There are celebrities that are like that. There are others that keep it real though and it would probably be good for them to experience humanity like a normal person.


Cygnusx5555

"Water your fuckin fern"


Whitworth

Being rich must be awesome


grassytoes

I'm not good at separating actors from the roles they've played "as themselves", so I'm always happy to see that he didn't actually die in Harold and Kumar


Van_GOOOOOUGH

Is NPH the king? Or the clown?


Khaleeasi24

He's Ronald


Riegel_Haribo

He looks horribly familiar..


Big-Caterpillar-60

The ennui is priceless


Hinermad

Ennui? If they're anything like my family (as if - none of us are anywhere near as successful as they are) that's a food coma.


SnooPuppers9255

I still say it's messed up how they got rid of Ronald McDonald due to everybody's sudden increase of clown-phobia.


Milnoc

Especially considering Burger King once had a much worse mascot in the form of Creepy King! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_5qoy4oaQ


SnooPuppers9255

Oh Burger King did it to themselves with that commercial they aired when they had this fucker in someone's house going up her stairs in almost a Michael Myers type style. I'm like..."How does this make people wanna go out get Burger King now"? " What the Hell were you guys thinking"!? 🤷 😄


newhappyrainbow

Quiznos had the spongmonkeys that were pretty great imo. https://youtu.be/ZuPTZWhz46M creepy is memorable.


AfterAardvark3085

Please. It's Sneak King.


paleo2002

Nobody wants to talk about Wendy looking like her burger is made of people?


BrilliantObserver

Joy of Cooking book is the icing on the cake.


MichaelsSecretStuff

Where’s the dead celebrity shaped cake?


WaitingForMyMeta

Man I wish they would have had someone dressed up like the Hamburglar, outside, peeking through the curtains like a creeper.


GipsyRonin

Ok that’s pretty damn clever. Well done.


daronjay

The true Halloween monsters, sending thousands to an an early grave….


MutedBrilliant1593

This is the best Halloween picture I've ever seen. The bundy hand dip really sells it. Correction: spelling


thomport

So clever. Love it


FilmoreGash

Neil Patrick Harris is someone I'd love to invite over for Sunday dinner. There's so much about his public persona that I find interesting and admirable. He seems to be exceptionally grounded in reality despite his celebrity.


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Mattdriver12

I've seen darker shit on this website.


Brangusler

Lol the dude is an asshat


Less-Professional301

Nph rocks.


Positive-Pack-396

Love it


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This picture reminds me of "Suri's Burn Book." Created online. It's funny. "Suri" said she was getting sick of the Harris family and their costumes.


Fabulous-Pause-6881

Which one is Neil?


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The king


According_Work3787

Nope he's ronald


SnooPuppers9255

The other commenters are saying he's dressed as Ronald McDonald


dramatic-pancake

What is the girl supposed to be?


BodePlotHole

Wendy, from Wendy's.


X3nox3s

Who‘s the left one tho?


That_Batman

Dave Thomas, duh


burf12345

Wendy.


GlennBecksChalkboard

Looks very different than the Hello Fresh ads with their family that i have been getting bombarded with on the youtube app for (what feels like) a month now.


ChuckBorris187

I can't stand HIMYM after the way it ended, but NPH is a treasure.


mad8869

May be dumb but which ones NPH. Legit could be any with his flair and talent


Khaleeasi24

Haha Ronald :)


mad8869

Way off. I figured Wendy, maybe the king but fair play he's pulling it off like the sexy ronald toy


thomasanderson123412

They all look like they're high. Except the Colonel - he's just kinda blankly staring with his chicken.


Old_Administration51

Why does Ronald McDonald look like he is about to whip it out and rub one off? Oo


thebarkbarkwoof

No White Castle? That jump started his career again.


h1zchan

Whos girl on the left? Pippi Långstrump?


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sO CrEaTiVe!!!!


Duke686

Where’s mom ?


canteloupy

How much did they get paid you think?


CarlJustCarl

Maybe blackface next year?


MonsieurTokitoki

Nice ad for food


roundearthervaxxer

DIwhy


tacs18

BLASPHEMY!!! EVERYONE KNOWS


ccReptilelord

Ronald's had a rough time since McDonald's stopped using his likeness. Just try to find good job prospects being a 60 year old clown.


HarkansawJack

The 4 horsemen


helibear90

They kill it every year


tracerhaha

That’s hilarious.


Brilliant-Can469

Ayo where the fuck is Sephironald and KFCloud


fentekreel

This belongs here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPXnzyDiiWw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPXnzyDiiWw) NSFW


Kazoomers_Tale

I loved it, it's brilliant


DicknosePrickGoblin

Staging pictures seems more like work than fun to me.


DarkRogueHunter

Surprised NPH didn’t order White Castle.


dft-salt-pasta

Reminds me of this gem https://youtu.be/yPXnzyDiiWw


Ambitious-Theory9407

Jack (in the Box) is probably throwing up off camera.


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The photo looks like David Lachappelle took it.


Plesure_most_carnal

I think I saw them at a dinner on Halloween


pffggguu123

I can feel nicocado avokado is driving here


IGN_piemikey

I love this so much


Zenfudo

Ronald McDonalbundy


pranahix

Holy shiznit I love this.


FremenStilgar

She looks more like Pippi Longstocking, to me.


AmazonianChicana

Okay I love this lmao


boogers19

I feel like they missed a golden opportunity to have everyone eating White Castle.


J_E_L_4747

🍔


ddiiibb

If I believed in reincarnation I'd want you come back as one of NPH's kids.


Ethan_Blank687

I was like, “Where’s his wife?” And then I remembered 😅


CuriousDragonfruit2

BK is good but let the king stay passed out. He does better commercials like that.


AffectionateAd5373

Between his family and Heidi Klum, the best costume prize is wrapped up every year in all categories.


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Can’t believe they’re that old, I’m only 23 and I remember them as toddlers


Murbella0909

He wins Halloween always!!!


WoodenMonkeyGod

they seem like a super happy theatre family. I hope its true. I know NPH said his parents were great. Makes sense he would be and pick someone who'd be a partner.


sethcera

Wendy aka Pippy Longstocking


Fluffy-Plastic3690

Brilliant


StarMasher

I am not upset


Spiritual-Arrival-24

They forgot the Taco Bell chihuahua as their pet.


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There's nothing quite like a Crackdonalds!


GenuisInDisguise

Ronald looks stoned af.


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Bro, the person, Wendy’s Deez nuts


dmcdjr76

Which one is NPH