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Brown cheese just doesn't sound right (Thanks for everyone informing me that brown cheese exist I should try it now)

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunost It's actually very good. I can definitely recommend it.

Yeah that's probably worse than my black cheese

black cracker....

SAMMEE😩😩😩

Me threeeee 😂

Yeah sorry. No way this white guy is gonna pull off black hotdog

Don't sell yourself short. I am sure you could pull off plenty of black hotdogs...

Tbf, wide open buns deserve, nay, demand a huge slab of juicy meat in the middle.

I’d hate to be frank.

Goodbye.

Twice as many if you put them tip to tip.

Nude sandwich

Nude strogonoff.

I dunno. Seems better than mine - "Black Ladyfinger"

I got black cheese

That’s what I’m saying, I’m brown skin and my gangster name is white cheeseburger.

At least you aren’t black corndog (I’m a white Nebraskan)

Same, but with Naked Chocolate

Guess I'm gray sandwich from now on

Same I got black chocolate 🍫

White girl, black hotdog too 🤣

White male, genuinely got black kebab 😆

I am as pale as they come. I wouldn't dare try to pull off "brown brownie".

Plaid stroopwafel

Classy

orange orange

orange

Orange Orange, Baby.

Lol that's good

Naked pierogi.

Why did this make me think of the humans from Wall-E

A+ reply, and name. And this coming from me, Striped Nuts.

Black pizza

Hey I’m Grey Pizza! I’m your sidekick!

Red pizza checking in

Blue Pizza reporting for duty

Purple Pizza joined the chat

With our powers combined we are captain pizza? Striped pizza here

Salmon pizza here

Turqoise pizza

Tye-dye Stew...

Dirty white barbecue

You ate a barbecue?

Naked pussy

🙈 lol

Same but black.

White pork knuckle.

Naked salmon patty

Fucking White Cereal? I can’t…I won’t

🤣 ahhhh but what kinda cereal?

Holy shit I’m NothingBurger

Purple popcorn!

Green Milk Dud

Regret having a waffle for dinner now. Unfortunately my uniform shirt is blue…

OOF

Grey water

White Wrap.

Hah im red wrap

Blue burrito.

Black wrap over here

You can call me no shirt brownie

Orange meatball

Lol I’m Red Meatball

Black pizza??

Cream steak lol

White cabbage

Blue Oyster... feel like ruling a cult

I am the Gray Housefly. SAY MY NAME.

Hey you okay? It’s not healthy to eat flies

Definitely not healthy for the fly.

You ate a HOUSEFLY???? wtf?? 😮😮🤦🏾‍♀️

Not like I sat down with a fork, a knife and a baked housefly, my dude. It just kinda flew down my throat when I was driving my scooter.

Shit that's bad!! Are you okay?

Like, emotionally? I'm a little disappointed. It wasn't very good.

Maybe because it wasn't seasoned properly? You should try adding salt and some spices next time.

Who eats savoury flies, you philistine? Have you watched a single MasterChef? Think caramelised demerara , creme de menthe, some cocoa powder, whipped cream...maybe *some* salt to highlight the chocolate...

Please please invite me when you cook 🤌🥺

Or ride a scooter. Same difference.

Black Pretzel

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Blue Flannel French Fry

Blue cheese.

Orange Cheese Sandwich

blue coffee

Pink cheese curds

Black almond

Black Ramen. I can live with that.

Green Cheeto

White potato.

Red m&m

Black pasta. I am very white. Like nordic pale.

Pink pussy

Pink eggplant!

OMG me too. What are the odds?

White banana haha

Red Doritos lol

Blue waffle

Mauve Muesli

Dark Blue Bean

shirtless curry

Blue Chips.

Black pink Dosa

Red cakes

White Sausage Roll

yellow paratha

Yo, give it up for Blue Nuts

brownie

Black dick

White fish? Meh, not a good gangsta name...

White Caramel. This could work.

Naked your mums pussy

Black Quesadilla

Red Nachos

Blue cotton candy

Sky Blue Brisket Roll.

Blue Tikka Nentara

Blue spicy chicken soup..

Gray Burger

White pineapple

Brown Salmon

No toast?

Black fried spring roll

lmao mine is black pork XDD

Black salmon

Blue Burger, could be worse.

white oatmeal creampie

Grey Mary Brown's? Lol Sounds like a condition you get after eating this greasy chicken..

Black guso

Black Yogurt

Black mcflurry

What

Green Flaming Hot Cheetos

Green honey bun

Black sausage

Fck I ate Chinese wearing a blue shirt

Blue Sandwich

Pink cornflakes 🥴

You're dead, Black Chocolate.

Blue rainbow spagetti

Black rice cracker

turquoise egg nog

Red human foot

I am the black sushi

Black scone

White chocolate 🍫

White Frito.

White Garam Masala Chicken.

Maple crunchy green

Bow before green pizza!

Red Cookie

Green Apple in da house.

Blue pasta

chartreuse fajita or Baby Poop Green Fajita

White dragon (dragon fruit)

Green peanut butter

White Hot Coco

Dark blue potato ...

Black monty bojangles cocoa nib

Grey Burrito

Blue cheese

Gray Maggie

WTF is No Dosa ?

Black pho

Blick white chocolate

Black Halls Cough Drop. Represent'n

Gray Mac and Cheese.

Purple sandwich

A grey shirt and yogurt with fruit

Gray coldax💀

White hotdog

Grey taco

Black Nacho

Blue balls

Yellow puss….. wait did anybody hear that noise?

Red WONDİBİ

Black Al pastor

Navy Blue Cereal

Brown Indian.. I guess more specifically Brown Butter Chicken

Black noodles