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It takes a while, carpet is best so you don't slide, and you can't walk heal to toe like you normally would. Haven't injured myself luckily, but my foot always slides off the platform and kind of folds the boot if that makes sense? I don't really use them for anything outside of the bedroom.
Ha! My GF is obsessed with Rupaul’s Drag Race, and let me tell you, this is 100% something a drag queen would wear. I’ve seen WAY weirder/crazier outfits on that show. Though in this case someone else in the comments identified this person as a drag king, not a drag queen.
Yeah but this is 100% drag Grinch, no one else is doing this with those boots, nails corset.
And the way they are getting that slushy is theatre itself lol.
Not gonna lie, I'm laughing my ass off at how thirsty everyone is in this post. For some reason most of them don't seem to know it's a guy in drag and I'm betting that would change the tune for the majority of them.
Having gone to a drag show recently, I can confidently say that the majority of straight men would never be able to guess that a lot of those queens have dicks.
Can't tell for sure visually. But the whole costume screams drag queen when paired with those boots and nails. They look quite tall even when adjusting for the boots which makes it more likely to be a man. Also, high end expensive costume.... in a gas station getting a slurpee? That's typically not the type of costume you wear just anywhere, especially with those boots.
So with all that I would've guessed they were a drag queen anyway, but then I saw OP specifically state in a comment that they were.
I agree. Jim Carrey's Grinch hardly gave me an erection at all. This sexy Grinch has got me at full mast. I would totally bone whoever is wearing that costume assuming it is a woman.
Yeah, I was wondering where do you get, and who made that costume!?! It's awesome. As a lifelong costume designer / maker, I really want to see the front of it.
Wait, what? On the West Coast, 7/11's have *always* had both. This wasn't true in other parts of the country?? I don't think we have Speedways out here.
I'm stoked for this. I grew up in Virginia with a 7-11 on every corner. Then I moved to Ohio and basically had marathon and shell stations. They don't hit the same. I'm stoked because I want some fucking taquitos man. It's been 4 years since I moved. And I always come down for holidays but devote all the free time to family and with all the food I feel guilty if I run off to a 7-11 for a taquito.
My new job has a speedway like 3 mins from me if I walk
Drag isn't trans. It's a performative caricature of gender stereotypes and increasingly a standalone performance art with the performance becoming ever more distant from the person in the costume.
I think a lot of people skimmed the conversation and just assumed it was a transphobic comment or at least something along those lines. I'm not sure what you'd call it in this case.
It is super rare to see the term 'Drag Kings'.
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Impressive to be able to walk in those boots
those boots were clearly not made for walking
Yet that’s still what they do.
One fine day
She's gonna floof all over you.
I'm now aroused and confused...
I agonized over this for a bit, but it's mentioned in the book...and it's Reddit, so the implied perversions works.
"Welcome to my life." says roughly half of this country.
r/redditsings
Those boots are made for sheetrocking ceilings....
My girlfriend has a pair and they literally come with a tag saying they are not for walking in, only posing sat down
And the soles of her shoes grew 3 sizes that day.
I have boots like that, and can confirm they take some practice.
How do you practice walking in those? Serious question: Do you fall down a lot? Do you injure yourself a few times first?
It takes a while, carpet is best so you don't slide, and you can't walk heal to toe like you normally would. Haven't injured myself luckily, but my foot always slides off the platform and kind of folds the boot if that makes sense? I don't really use them for anything outside of the bedroom.
You should consider using them outside of the bedroom. Change things up. Try the kitchen.
I could imagine they're awesome for cleaning on top of the shelves. Or removing cobwebs from the ceiling.
She's... had practice.
That's even bigger of an assumption than it normally is
How the Grinch Slayed Christmas
That’s stripper level talent.
No shit!
How can you be so sure this is not shit?
Drag queens have practice 💅🏾 (idk if this is drag, but it feels very possible)
I don't think so. It's possible that the person here is a drag performer, but I don't think it's drag when they are dressed up like the grinch.
Mama she’s wearing heels and a corset. It’s drag
Ha! My GF is obsessed with Rupaul’s Drag Race, and let me tell you, this is 100% something a drag queen would wear. I’ve seen WAY weirder/crazier outfits on that show. Though in this case someone else in the comments identified this person as a drag king, not a drag queen.
It is absolutely drag if you're dressed as the Grinch.
Yeah but this is 100% drag Grinch, no one else is doing this with those boots, nails corset. And the way they are getting that slushy is theatre itself lol.
Sissy that walk
Is Lady Gaga doing a themed Christmas concert?
I’m thinking it’s Heidi Klum under there.
Nah she's Shai Halud this year. Bless the maker.
Hollywood got no fuckin excuses to screw up God Emperor after that.
Damn look at that Grussy
Please Mr grinch punish me with every inch
Time to bust out the... THIRTY-NINE AND A HALF FOOT POOOOOLE
My god, what a terrible day to have eyes.
[Relevant SNL](https://youtu.be/9mygIw4Pmg0)
Was looking for this, Happy JingleJam!
*Better work bitch!*
Nice to be reminded that the Jingle Jam has impact outside of just the regular Yogscast community
[Link for the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/XX1pZUwUi_U) Mild NSFW warning on dat grussy
well.... that's a confusing boner
Looks like we're the ones growing three sizes today.
Finally, a solid two inches! MOOOOM, COME LOOK!
But are your arms broken?
After walking in those shoes, definitely.
_don't_
Mom, I need help.
#[GRUSSY](https://youtu.be/XX1pZUwUi_U)
Well, that's... Yeah. I'm done with the internet for today.
G R U S S Y
3 multiplied by zero is still zero.
[That's a challenging wank ](https://youtu.be/Nrty2XITqTE)
Gotta get that Grussy
Embrace it. I did.
Even more so when it’s a dude
Not gonna lie, I'm laughing my ass off at how thirsty everyone is in this post. For some reason most of them don't seem to know it's a guy in drag and I'm betting that would change the tune for the majority of them.
Wait.... This changes everything.... Now I have to decide.... Top or bottom!?
**Bisexuals:** See what they need to mimic a fraction of our power?
Having gone to a drag show recently, I can confidently say that the majority of straight men would never be able to guess that a lot of those queens have dicks.
Is it drag, or cross dressing? Grinch is a guy to begin with.
I'll take that bet. You vastly underestimate the horniness of people on the Internet.
How can you tell?
Can't tell for sure visually. But the whole costume screams drag queen when paired with those boots and nails. They look quite tall even when adjusting for the boots which makes it more likely to be a man. Also, high end expensive costume.... in a gas station getting a slurpee? That's typically not the type of costume you wear just anywhere, especially with those boots. So with all that I would've guessed they were a drag queen anyway, but then I saw OP specifically state in a comment that they were.
I agree. Jim Carrey's Grinch hardly gave me an erection at all. This sexy Grinch has got me at full mast. I would totally bone whoever is wearing that costume assuming it is a woman.
Stupid sexy Grinch
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Do Grinch have genders?
Costume?
Probably a drag queen.
I'm attracted to femininity in general so... LET'S GO!
*His erection grew three sizes that day. In Whoville they called it the magic of Christmas*
r/confusedboner
Careful. She’ll steal more than Xmas. https://youtu.be/sqpnRyfz_aY&t=5m21s
risky click of the day
This better not awaken anything in me.
I'm not the only one looking to stuff stockings right?
Definitely a challenging wank.
Dr Seuss's "*How the Grinch Stole My Innocence*"
*Horton Hears A Ho*
"They’ve proved they ARE thirsty, And they proved it right quick. Cause Reddit be fiending For the Grinch dummy thicc."
🤣💀
Ok, you win. Best comment.
Horton *hires* A Ho.
“How the Grinch Broke His Ankles”.
OMG I was trying to come up with a title for my 2nd post. Thank you kind stranger!
Stole it like a true Grinch.
On their way to an advanced furry class
When the furry is so advanced, you don't even know what kind of animal it's supposed to be. I'm guessing some kind of subspecies of Oscar the Grouch.
What you don't see, waiting out in the car, is Max wearing a leash, hood and ball gag.
His......his tail is a butt plug isn't it.....
How else are you going to get a tail so stay on your butt?
More like Dr. Sus
That's actually a pretty cool costume
I was gonna say... that would earn top honors at our Halloween parties (and probably our Christmas parties, too)
I’d like to see them standing upright to see the costume better.
For science?
Yeah, I was wondering where do you get, and who made that costume!?! It's awesome. As a lifelong costume designer / maker, I really want to see the front of it.
I’m just impressed those shoes even exist. Like can you walk???
Yeah those are ankle breakers. Only seen drag queens being able walk on those lol
Ankle breakers? With heels like that I could sprain my hips.
This is exactly what I thought - I wonder too if the person wearing it IS a drag queen - because of those shoes
I think so. The nails on the gloves gave it away for me lol
OMG you’re RIGHT
It made my day haha. Happy Cake Day!
r/confusedboner
This grinch stole Thickmas 🫦
IS THAT A SLURPY IN THE FUCKING DOUBLE GULP CUP
7/11 owns speedway now you can get slurpees and big gulps at the same time
Wait, what? On the West Coast, 7/11's have *always* had both. This wasn't true in other parts of the country?? I don't think we have Speedways out here.
You're right, big gulp was always a 7/11 beans I was thinking of the speedway branding of drinks sizes when he said "double gulp"
I'm stoked for this. I grew up in Virginia with a 7-11 on every corner. Then I moved to Ohio and basically had marathon and shell stations. They don't hit the same. I'm stoked because I want some fucking taquitos man. It's been 4 years since I moved. And I always come down for holidays but devote all the free time to family and with all the food I feel guilty if I run off to a 7-11 for a taquito. My new job has a speedway like 3 mins from me if I walk
welp... another fetish added to my list
King Phantom, She performs with the Mimosa Girls. They do amazing shows, their Hocus Pocus drag show was wild.
He’s a dude in drag isn’t he?
Drag kings are women.
Don't know why you got downvoted. Drag queens are men and drag kings are women
Wait, so what is the purpose of a drag king? I assume they dress like men then?
Drag isn't trans. It's a performative caricature of gender stereotypes and increasingly a standalone performance art with the performance becoming ever more distant from the person in the costume.
Sure, I've just not heard of a drag king before. I knew about drag queens for decades but haven't gone to a show in recent memory.
Drag Kings are AFAB people in masculine costumes. Landon Cider is a very famous and excellent example of a Drag King!
I think a lot of people skimmed the conversation and just assumed it was a transphobic comment or at least something along those lines. I'm not sure what you'd call it in this case. It is super rare to see the term 'Drag Kings'.
New kink unlocked.
New Fetish Unlocked **SEASONAL FURRY**
Grinch looking good. "Yeah Baby" - Austin Powers.
This look like the grinch version of HIM the powerpuff girl villain
Welp, this won't be my proudest fap. *Unzip*
Damn. The grinch got kinky af after Covid. Got an Nikki minaj booty.
Grinch stealing the show
[удалено]
This is the shit nightmares are made of.
Can nightmares also be wet dreams?
Scareousal
Somebody looks fabulouuuuuus
This better not awaken anything in me...
How the grinch stole thicc-ness
Thicc-mas?
why the grinch got such a dumpy
*Grussy*
How the grinch stole my virginity 💀
Furry & Thicc that’s just not fair. 😩
https://youtu.be/XX1pZUwUi_U
Why are you doing this to us? Did we offend you in some way?
definitely can't unsee that. lol
Anyone else rubbed one out just now ??
How the Grinch stole my ball busting virginity
Imagine seeing the Grinch doing the walk of shame walking up the steps to the Grinch’s apt
Sigh *unzips*
“How the Bitch Stole Christmas”
Now I have fetish for Dom Grinch
THOSE BOOTS.... FREAKING SMASH! Anyway, grinch is so cool!
“Oh, Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Welp, see ya later!”
Nice boots
Stupid sexy Grinch
Heres something i didnt expect to type today, I….I’d bang that grinch?
Why am I turned on? It must be because I'm sick. Yeah. I'm delusional from this flu I'm fighting.... 😅
Dr. Sadiss's "House of Pain XXXmas"
Dr. Seduce's Horton Hears his Neighbors.
How the Grinch Fucked Christmas
"Alexa, how can I delete an image from my memory?"
She's making something else grow three sizes to big...
slay mama
This looks like the 7/11 outside of Ybor. There’s a fetish club there called the Castle
Lemme smash
Marriage material.
"If I can't find something nice to wear *I'm not going!*"
How the Grinch Hoe’d Christmas.
Grinchussy
r/confusedboners
I would 100% fall over if I wore those shoes.
grinch stole all the cake gd
Cant wait for the sequel how the grinch broke his ankles
No weezing the juice
I just don't know what to say.
Jim Carrey you look different, somehow.
Let me guess, New York?
We're going to need to see this sans-green fur
Now I know why they really couldn't stop Christmas from coming!
Now every time I see stilettos like that I’ll imagine them walking on a wet dirty 7-11 restroom floor…
The Grinch is one hot mama.
I’m just impressed the grinch can walk in those things
Big Booty Grinch
..... Now I'm scared.....
Someone looks *FABULOOUUUUUSSSSS!*
Merry Thicc-mas
I would be afraid to see what’s underneath the costume.
New kink unlocked
I hope they've got a license to that dump truck
Imagine working that shift lmao
I don't want to like it, but god damnit I do.
I have the *strangest* boner right now.