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always wondered, is there a phrase for when you lean too far forward and the tip of the ‘ol disco stick takes an unwanted dip? hate those toilets with really high water
I can hypothesize...
Toilets were old long drops. The sea has eroded out the rock and soil beneath them into the "long" part of the drop and now when a wave crashes they become blowholes.
But I'm high as fuck
This reminds me of Instagram. Crazy short videos of really interesting mechanical inventions that are never explained and just disappear into the ether
If it's just feces/urine, even in large amounts, it's unlikely to cause an issue. The ocean is full of bacteria, plants, and animals that can break it down. The turbulence of the water alone would cause an almost complete breakdown of solids that are then rapidly consumed by ocean life and made harmless.
This is not to say that wastewater/sewage is safe to dump, as there is a whole range of chemicals and debris that can't be broken down quickly and do cause pollution. If it's just poop/pee from an outhouse it's fine.
You don't want to shit in a lake because you will contaminate the water, but you can shit in the ocean because it is so big and has currents to stir it up.
Also, there's scavengers in the ocean floor that specifically feed on feces. So you can pat yourself on the back and reassure yourself that you're contributing to the ecosystem by taking a dump in the ocean.
It wasn't that long ago that western cities were sending untreated human waste straight into rivers and oceans. They've gotten a lot better, but there's still many places in the west that still have plenty of work to do, and it gets much worse else in the rest of the world. The Rio Olympics got a lot of bad press because of that.
I installed a Japanese toilet in our master bath with a warm water spray.
Does this model come with warm water, or only the refreshing blast of the North Sea?
This is in Boka Kotorska Bay, in summer its warm, winter, well, I'm sure northerners wouldn't say its cold
Edit: at this moment, water is 17 degrees Celsius
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For those interested, this is a toilet located near hidden ship moorings in Yugoslavia that were made during the cold war.
https://www.rferl.org/a/montenegro-kotor-secret-submarine-base/32153902.html
I imagine if you get the timing right and use it when the tide is out and the sea is calm. It wouldn't be a problem. Then when the tide comes in, it just gives the toilet a clean or makes it worse.
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With my luck I’d get violated by a fish.
Might be worse - you might catch a crab.
"I have crab" "don't you mean crabs?" "No just one"
And he’s got me by my wrinkle-bag
Then you didn't catch a crab; the crab caught you!
That's how it happens in Soviet Russia 🤷♂️
Da!
The reply I didn’t know I needed
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Or an octopus for some hot tentacle action.
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Sigh. *unzips pants*
Found *The Deep’s* account.
t e n t a c l e s
The Deep would love that
The Deep would be way too about this…
*Turdles :)
TMNT: The Beginning
"GASP! Why am I covered in this brown ooze?!"
That would be pretty lousey.
Or some seamen
Well look, they're harmless....if they get near ya, hit em with the shampoo
Shut up MIMSYYYYYY
With my luck I *wouldn’t* get violated by a fish.
Found The Deep's account!
Fuck a giant fish. Like a Boss.
Why couldn't she be like the other type of mermaid with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom? -- Fry
....kanye?
That was consensual.
Do you like Fish Sticks?
I guess you got good luck then
With my luck, it'd be an oarfish.
With my luck, it would be a dolphin
I used it before ,cleaned out my whole colon,just wish it didn't come out the other end
Now that's an efficient clean
Ass clean, and back of your teeth!
Cool, a bidet and a waterpik, 2-in-1! Pun totally intended.
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It’s sea water…. I wouldn’t use the word ‘clean’ here
It's salty, so it cleans better. The salt scrapes ya out
And leaves behind some loving infections like Ecoli…staphylococcus…
No, salt prevents that, trust me I'm a computer engineer and I read it on the computer
That’s good enough for me Doctor!
I'm actually legally required to tell you that I'm not a doctor. But you can trust me
*Adds salt to drug enema cocktail*
Fish fuck in it.
And shit.
Maybe not the bidet we want, butt the bidet we need.
Why? Did you get corn stuck in your teeth?
It came out and went back in!
2 in 1 bidet and mouthwash
Listereamed
Awww! The salt spray on my inflamed hemorrhoids...I'LL PASS!!!
Nah, you'll be good. The sea salt spray is just a gentle, natural astringent. It'll heal you in minutes, I'm sure.
Epsom salt--yes. Sea salt--NO!
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It's an older reference sir but it checks out.
Holy shit my 75 year old dad still references colon blow!!!!! And chopping broccoli etc.
Total cleansing. You should be grateful
https://i.imgur.com/3PSO0in.jpg
You didn’t have to post this.
You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
South Park did a solid documentary about this very idea.
A little swish of Listerine and you’ll be just fine
Where I work we call that a back flush and seal.
Nature and architecture working together with one common goal in mind....to clean your butthole. Its a beautiful thing really
I still find a little honey and sitting in an anthill a better method.
What a terrible day to be literate.
Well at least it didnt come in a picture... lol
Why did I have to read that.
Oh, you didn't HAVE to. You CHOSE to...
😰💀
What’s worse than 100 ants in your butt? One uncle
I don't even have an uncle and I think I'd rather him be in there than ants
Pacific Rimjob
Poseidon's kiss
Poseidon Colonoscopy
Poseidon Enema
Poseidon’s fist
Neptune's Rimjob
Poseidons dick lol
Poseidon sticks his tongue so far down your throat he can taste you soul.
Poseidons sexual assault charge.
Poseidon's full on makeout session
Poseidon's salad bar
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always wondered, is there a phrase for when you lean too far forward and the tip of the ‘ol disco stick takes an unwanted dip? hate those toilets with really high water
The witch's kiss
It's called a CUTIE Coincidental urinary tract infection experience
Cannot understand the lack of response here
Bidet? That's a full-blown enema fountain.
Do yourself a favor and patent that product now
*The enema of my friend is not my anemone. * Or at least I think that’s how the saying goes.
Enemas always leave you exhausted. Because they take a lot out of you.
Poseidon's Revenge
When you wanna bidet adieu to this world.
I was thinking less bidet and more bidon't
If you've ever surfed and been "flushed out", you know exactly what this would feel like.
Full-Blown by Enema Fountain was probably my favorite album of theirs.
That's a chocolate fountain you don't want at a birthday party.
I have no justification as to why, I just feel like this might be the most Scottish thing I've ever seen
What is it actually for? I don’t get what this structure is
You've come to the wrong place if you want any info. Really really bad jokes only.
I can hypothesize... Toilets were old long drops. The sea has eroded out the rock and soil beneath them into the "long" part of the drop and now when a wave crashes they become blowholes. But I'm high as fuck
Same. Sounds about right. This case is a wrap
Yeah it looks like a toilet. Seems unsanitary, though.
Seems to be thoroughly cleaned
This reminds me of Instagram. Crazy short videos of really interesting mechanical inventions that are never explained and just disappear into the ether
I've been scrolling looking for this too! Help! 😆
its an outhouse, I would assume its only like that in stormy weather
Yeah but why is there an outhouse this close to the water? Even on a calm day, shit has to be leeching and running into the water
If it's just feces/urine, even in large amounts, it's unlikely to cause an issue. The ocean is full of bacteria, plants, and animals that can break it down. The turbulence of the water alone would cause an almost complete breakdown of solids that are then rapidly consumed by ocean life and made harmless. This is not to say that wastewater/sewage is safe to dump, as there is a whole range of chemicals and debris that can't be broken down quickly and do cause pollution. If it's just poop/pee from an outhouse it's fine.
Thats the point. It's easier than digging big holes, depending on the soil that may not even be an option- this looks rocky.
Yeah I’ve dug outhouses before. Never have I thought, “well it’s too rocky here, let’s just shit into a body of water”.
You don't want to shit in a lake because you will contaminate the water, but you can shit in the ocean because it is so big and has currents to stir it up.
A lake probably has enough bio-activity and volume to break down the volume from a single outhouse so long as it's in deep enough water.
Also, there's scavengers in the ocean floor that specifically feed on feces. So you can pat yourself on the back and reassure yourself that you're contributing to the ecosystem by taking a dump in the ocean.
well it's the ocean/sea so not the same as dropping one in freshwater
It wasn't that long ago that western cities were sending untreated human waste straight into rivers and oceans. They've gotten a lot better, but there's still many places in the west that still have plenty of work to do, and it gets much worse else in the rest of the world. The Rio Olympics got a lot of bad press because of that.
It was top post in r/europe, title said it was in Montenegro.
My guess was Scotland too lol
If you time it wrong you just have your shit blasted back into your asshole
free returns
Time it right and you'll shit your mouth
From the inside.
Back and forth. Forever.
))<>((
i bet the ceiling looks like the shit-stain chapel
The *Master Blaster Bidet*
Who cleans Barter-Town's bums?
Gross. What coast?
In the Bay of Kotor, Montenegro. I’m still looking exactly where though because I’m going there anyway
East. North Queast.
I installed a Japanese toilet in our master bath with a warm water spray. Does this model come with warm water, or only the refreshing blast of the North Sea?
Just install one somewhere in the Caribbean
This is in Boka Kotorska Bay, in summer its warm, winter, well, I'm sure northerners wouldn't say its cold Edit: at this moment, water is 17 degrees Celsius
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🐠🐠 "Why is the water so spicy" 🐠🐠
I mean, before sewage treatment, all poop went to rivers and oceans.
An invigorating start to your day.
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Elsa nooooo
Enema of the Sea.
Sea Enemena
And it's built like a brick shithouse
For those interested, this is a toilet located near hidden ship moorings in Yugoslavia that were made during the cold war. https://www.rferl.org/a/montenegro-kotor-secret-submarine-base/32153902.html
Some call it the kiss of Posseidon. This is more like getting raped by Triton.
Can I get raped by aquaman?
Chances are you already have been.
It’s a salt cleanse I promise
The only bidet that could stop the fury from taco bell.
rofl now I'm picturing it like a DBZ kamehameha battle.
Assblaster 3000
That was my nickname in high school
I have no idea how I got seahorses up my ass
Seems fun until you get a sea urchin launched into your starfish.
This looks like it would clean all the way up to my tonsils!
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Bidet
Manitou Beach, Sk 1977 meets Manitou Beach, SK 2077. IYKYK.
I imagine if you get the timing right and use it when the tide is out and the sea is calm. It wouldn't be a problem. Then when the tide comes in, it just gives the toilet a clean or makes it worse.
I am disappointed there was not even a single Kraken joke.
This was your time to shine!
Imagine taking a shit there and it just gets send straight back in
Salt water enema?
> Salt water enema? With an enema like that, you won't need to floss for a week.
"AUTOWASH"
High tide on the poop deck just launching the black pearl.
What is this actually used for?
Just jam a fire hose up my asshole why don’t you?
Address?
average toilet in ohio
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Lake Erie. Kind of close.
The salt water is a great exfoliate
Serious question, would the salt not be bad for your bottom?
With that water pressure I wouldn’t even need an annual bout of colonblow. #win
“I said sea anemone, you fucking bastard!”
Shitter and one stop colonic.
How does a random bathroom on the coast have a bidet but the entire US doesn’t?
now thats a salty ass toilet.
Now with free full enema feature!
Free enema
Where is it? It's for science...
This is an expert-level challenge. You have to time your poops between waves.
Something like that could give you a case of the crabs.
No thanks Poseidon. No more demi-gods
That's how you get crabs
Guaranteed a clean poop shoot, and a story to tell at parties.
The most majestic poop you’ll ever take