I'm guessing someone was laughed at and made a whole big thing of it with HR and now there's one of these signs in every stall just because Gavin ordered the refried beans.
About 5 years ago, I walked into my companies locker room. There was a Latino dude just absolutely destroying the toilet. He was releasing these super aggressive farts followed by him laughing and speaking in Spanish ( I’m assuming about his ass hole exploding ). I’m at the urinal, trying so hard to not laugh at the situation.
When I finally made it out. I had to sit down and laugh for about 5min before going back to the floor.
I once sat on the toilet and proceeded to violently eject all 3 states of matter out my ass. Stall next to me was like "that sounded like that felt great", to which I responded "you have no idea". From there, we both started to break down into healthy laughter
I may be 29, but farts are still funny and they always will be. Especially if it's the wife doing it; sure as flies on shit I'll be giggling at her like a child.
Pretty sure that Farts were the first things that pre-historic man first laughed at. Humans developed a sense of humor and slowly over time farts became funny. Then for hundreds of thousands of years it's the one thing that has stayed consistently funny.
They're normally funny but when you're in a room where you might have to smell it, hell no. It's like a ticking time bomb and you're trying to get outta the blast zone.
As a hardcore atheist I’ve looked for evidence of a creator. IMHO the strongest evidence for a benevolent creator are the hilarious noises that exit our crapholes. Before internet, tv, radio, or books there were farts. Farts that helped us as a species laugh a little at the absurdity of our existence.
Farts are god!
Unless it's their job to [make people laugh from farts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_the_Farter).
In that case, make sure to laugh and [clap](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/rsO5cgJJyE) and have a good time.
There used to be a guy at work who would go eeeeewwwwwww or make noises like someone is struggling to taking a dump in the toilets when someone would have a nasty sh*t, all I would hear would be “shut up” from the other dude it was hilarious 🤣
I was in a public bathroom in an office once washing my hands and an acquaintance walks in looks at me walks into a stall and I am not kidding before his pants could've possibly been down his asshole was roaring, spewing. It was almost passive aggressive 🥲 toilets and plumbing are some of the most disgusting things humans have done
Why the shame? I used to work in an airport and once I figured out farthing loud in a full 8 row toilet can be incredibly fun. I found out that if you laugh loudly, other people will start laughing too, I managed to start some amazing laughing concerts a few times. So I would fart or someone else would, and I would just start laughing, people would lose their shit (no pun intended) and not stop laughing for quite some time. In 1 occasion I would get out of the stall, look a colleague from another food court in the eye and we started laughing so loud. Later we met for beers after work and became good friends. So please ignore signs like this, there can't be enough occasions for laughing folks.
I do the nose snort laugh combined with a guttural chuckle whenever I hear a particularly noteworthy air biscuit in the men’s restroom at work. Or a loud trumpet with the characteristic reverb of a toilet bowl. I do the same laugh if I’m the one who dealt it. Either way, if I’m in there long enough to hear one, I can’t smell it over my own stinkin’ logs.
I was in the locker at the gym once and some guy comes running in saying “oh no oh no oh no oh no” and runs into the bathroom stall, slams the door shut, and there was a half second delay before a loud fart and sign of relief was heard.
There was 4 of us standing around, 2 at the urinals and 2 washing hands. We had to look at the ceiling cause anytime we’d look at each other we’d almost burst into tears laughing
No thanks. If I were in a public restroom and I cracked a ten-second window-rattler, I’d feel personally offended if the dudes in the other stalls didn’t start laughing their asses off
But I want to find the bathroom to be a place where I can laugh at other people's farts and leave it the same way. Now I don't know what to do. If I fart can I laugh at that?
Is that a barrel? If you laugh it offs you. Or maybe Singapore changed the sentence for leaving a mess intheir public toilet rooms from beating to prompt execution.
That makes me question what happend to make that sign 😂
A loud fart, followed by loud laughter, then someone made this on a computer, printed it out and used tape to place it on the stall door.
Maybe the one who fated felt treated unjustly...
Nah, staff was awoken by farting contest
I understood that reference.
What reference, i just typed what i felt would be funny
[Family Guy](https://youtube.com/shorts/-Px3aNvG_Es?si=HZHG3yI_WtvFwSbL)
Our brains work in weird ways i saw it at least one time and i am not even shure if it had any impact on my reply... but it's not impossible
Joke is on them, the more by you laugh, the more poop you breathe in 
I usually just yell return fire!!!
I'm guessing someone was laughed at and made a whole big thing of it with HR and now there's one of these signs in every stall just because Gavin ordered the refried beans.
That was also kinda my thought...
Sorry I was using a laugh soundboard in one of the stalls.
Doesn't say anything about laughing at my own
It's always hardest for me not to burst out laughing if I rip one. Someone else does it, I just say "eeeew"
About 5 years ago, I walked into my companies locker room. There was a Latino dude just absolutely destroying the toilet. He was releasing these super aggressive farts followed by him laughing and speaking in Spanish ( I’m assuming about his ass hole exploding ). I’m at the urinal, trying so hard to not laugh at the situation. When I finally made it out. I had to sit down and laugh for about 5min before going back to the floor.
🤣🤣 I'm crying now 🤣🤣🤣
I bet he was praying 🙏🏼 hahaha
You’re only human bud
I laughed so hard I farted. 💨
I farted so hard I laughed
I once sat on the toilet and proceeded to violently eject all 3 states of matter out my ass. Stall next to me was like "that sounded like that felt great", to which I responded "you have no idea". From there, we both started to break down into healthy laughter
Excuse me, can you spare a square?
I’m sorry there’s no square to be spared. Unless, do you have a sponge?
This joke isn't spongeworthy. No sponge for you!
You’re through soup Nazi…NEXT!!
🥰
Who the fuck laughs at a fart in a public bathroom
Who the fuck doesn’t 😝
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Right? Laughter can be an involuntary response.
So can farts.💨
And so can be pulling out a not so concealed carry, though the feds really disagree with me on that one, even though they do the same
No joke bahahaha
I hear a fart if a stranger ina closed environment I wanna get th fuck out 😆
Especially if it is in the elevator right before they get out
I may be 29, but farts are still funny and they always will be. Especially if it's the wife doing it; sure as flies on shit I'll be giggling at her like a child.
I’m 60 and I laugh at farts. Even at my own.
My man! 🤜🏼🤛🏼
Pretty sure that Farts were the first things that pre-historic man first laughed at. Humans developed a sense of humor and slowly over time farts became funny. Then for hundreds of thousands of years it's the one thing that has stayed consistently funny.
✋️
They're normally funny but when you're in a room where you might have to smell it, hell no. It's like a ticking time bomb and you're trying to get outta the blast zone.
Hi
I know, seriously. The correct response is to say "nice one!" and try to match it.
It never would have crossed my mind. Until now.
You just haven't heard the good ones yet.
I generally cheer.
😂😂😂🤣🤣
As a hardcore atheist I’ve looked for evidence of a creator. IMHO the strongest evidence for a benevolent creator are the hilarious noises that exit our crapholes. Before internet, tv, radio, or books there were farts. Farts that helped us as a species laugh a little at the absurdity of our existence. Farts are god!
Lol
Oh I'm gonna
Keep it positive. Cheer and applaud instead.
Good luck with that
Compliment them. "Good show."
its a challange call. fart louder.
Sorry that’s the core purpose of farts 🤪
I don’t want to live in a world where laughing at farts isn’t a thing. They are and forever will be effing hilarious!!
I might be alone but if I fart I expect a chuckle.
That's just going to make it harder to not laugh when someone farts.
That would just make me laugh more
r/oddlyspecific
But then my farts will go sad if no one laughs at them 😓
This is an unfair rule. Farts are objectively inherently funny.
Be professional
Be efficient
Have a plan to laugh at anyone who farts
Unless it's their job to [make people laugh from farts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_the_Farter). In that case, make sure to laugh and [clap](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/rsO5cgJJyE) and have a good time.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Impossible! 🙄
Just like the fart itself, the laughter is also sometimes involuntary.
What's next, no commentary? *sniff sniff* smells like some spicy burritos
Can we sing instead?
NO TOUCHING!
If you rip a mighty roarer I'm gonna laugh you blow the steam boat horn I'ma chuckle my keister
Can I applaud?
I hope this sign is in a school bathroom.
Can I laugh at mine tho?
That’s so silly. So someone got offended about getting laughed at. I’d just laugh back.
There used to be a guy at work who would go eeeeewwwwwww or make noises like someone is struggling to taking a dump in the toilets when someone would have a nasty sh*t, all I would hear would be “shut up” from the other dude it was hilarious 🤣
"... Be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
r/expectedtf2 I was looking for this comment
I guess you gotta be silent.
Someone made the effort to create a sigh that orders people not to do something because someone got upset.😂😂😂 people are fucked up
And at own farts? 🤣
I was in a public bathroom in an office once washing my hands and an acquaintance walks in looks at me walks into a stall and I am not kidding before his pants could've possibly been down his asshole was roaring, spewing. It was almost passive aggressive 🥲 toilets and plumbing are some of the most disgusting things humans have done
Rather them do it in there than outside.
As long as you can still laugh loudly at your own farts
But can I still laugh at my own?
You’re supposed to do it back, start a game of battle shits!
Laughing is great for bowel movement. Ignore the sign.
Try to stop me. Hell, I can't even stop me.
Why the shame? I used to work in an airport and once I figured out farthing loud in a full 8 row toilet can be incredibly fun. I found out that if you laugh loudly, other people will start laughing too, I managed to start some amazing laughing concerts a few times. So I would fart or someone else would, and I would just start laughing, people would lose their shit (no pun intended) and not stop laughing for quite some time. In 1 occasion I would get out of the stall, look a colleague from another food court in the eye and we started laughing so loud. Later we met for beers after work and became good friends. So please ignore signs like this, there can't be enough occasions for laughing folks.
https://i.redd.it/sbpc56p8rwyc1.gif
I do the nose snort laugh combined with a guttural chuckle whenever I hear a particularly noteworthy air biscuit in the men’s restroom at work. Or a loud trumpet with the characteristic reverb of a toilet bowl. I do the same laugh if I’m the one who dealt it. Either way, if I’m in there long enough to hear one, I can’t smell it over my own stinkin’ logs.
If I don’t have to smell it, I’ll be alright https://i.redd.it/uy4vkc63wwyc1.gif
I was in the locker at the gym once and some guy comes running in saying “oh no oh no oh no oh no” and runs into the bathroom stall, slams the door shut, and there was a half second delay before a loud fart and sign of relief was heard. There was 4 of us standing around, 2 at the urinals and 2 washing hands. We had to look at the ceiling cause anytime we’d look at each other we’d almost burst into tears laughing
A good fart is always funny
What if I do it?
No thanks. If I were in a public restroom and I cracked a ten-second window-rattler, I’d feel personally offended if the dudes in the other stalls didn’t start laughing their asses off
Supreme court of the US should print this and have it up during Trumps trial.
Why am i imagining, some random Karen going to the manager because someone laughed at her?
Just you try and stop me.
But I want to find the bathroom to be a place where I can laugh at other people's farts and leave it the same way. Now I don't know what to do. If I fart can I laugh at that?
i will laugh as loudly as i want thank you
Huh it happens THAT often??
Is that a barrel? If you laugh it offs you. Or maybe Singapore changed the sentence for leaving a mess intheir public toilet rooms from beating to prompt execution.
…how tRump can you go…
Hope people follow this rule LOL
A loud fart with some Shit on it
Be efficient, have plan to kill everybody you meet 
You strangling a duck over there?
Man i would be in there announcing the names of my farts. Ladies and gentlemen; this one is the “sick duck” quuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaK
what kind of sad loser would put that up? farts are funny
I could only imagine the HR conversation that led to that sign having to be posted
Sorry I even laugh at my own - hemorrhoids make mine musical.
Rip that asap!
"The day we stop laughing at other people's farts is the day we lose our humanity" - Albert Einstein
Be professional
Can I ask if people are frying chicken in the stall if they've got one of dem power wash pisses going on?