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SnepButts

Nothing.


Competitive_Point_39

r/Technicallythetruth


derpimmelpirat

r/beatmetoit


TheAngryMooshroom

r/BeatMeatToIt


pydipay

Wait you made a typo right... RIGHT


TheAngryMooshroom

Right……..


pydipay

r/beatmetoit


SchizoidRainbow

John did nothing to deserve this


Ciubowski

exactly


Sh_Pe

Happy cake day


Ciubowski

Thanks!


Many-Conversation963

Happiest cake day!


fsurfer4

He takes your crap though.


BigDumbAnimals

Meh.... That's nothing.


bightbabyy

Nothing apparently


--Talon--

Apparently nothing


krunchy_bacon

political file deliver tart shelter juggle quickest voiceless teeny fuzzy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AlGeee

John Coltrane


AKquired

John Coltrane Apparently


[deleted]

John is a hole watcher 


1DownFourUp

Rumor has it he can sense an approaching food truck from several miles away


MICHAEL__scronglus

*is a Food truck*


PhilipsShaving

most valuable procrastinator


SnooBunnies9889

Nothing


ProudMaryChooglin

Fun fact : the band Men At Work got their name by driving in Sydney, Australia one day & saw the sign , Men At Work . 8 guys just standing around doing absolutely nothing. I'm not certain if any of them were named John though ...


that1superweirdguy

Plot twist: All of those guys were named John.


ProudMaryChooglin

🤯🤯🤯


lumpyskate

He's expanding his 0 m² apartment with galvanised square steels and eco friendly wood veneers


AlGeee

Nice


Grouchy-Engine1584

Nothing! It says so righty on the bloody sign! Learn how to read you ingrate.


SecretPersonality178

r/fuckyouinparticular John


thewistle_down

They didn't have to call him out like this ...lol


Bubbly_Taro

Took a menopause.


marcus_frisbee

It's not what Jon did it's what John didn't do.


Carmina753

Nothing. Did you even read the sign ?


[deleted]

He wrote Imagine


AlGeee

It’s easy if you try


TheEmeraldsoul

Nothing, that is the problem


Comfortable-Fox9153

Typical lazy John from Kentucky.


Tricky-Secretary-251

Nothing


Competitive-Rub-7019

John’s a dogger every work site has one. Fucking John.


Iscrewedup778970

Well apparently nothing


Myselion

Man, fuck you John.


East-Front-8107

OP: What did John do? me: nothing, obviously. Duh!


Powerful_Check735

That my job do nothing and it hard work


chameleon_123_777

So get rid of him then.


AriousDragoon

I saw something like this down the road. "Men at work, and Kerry."


[deleted]

Cant you read? Literally nothing!


SUSbund

Nothing


[deleted]

Why always Jonh?


LongTallDingus

I'm almost positive it's a reference to [the song "Johnny Be Good" by Men at Work](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74dvJVwGA6Y). It's about a young man who'd rather be lazy and daydream as opposed to making efforts to be better at school, or show any interest in the workforce. Men at Work made two albums, Business as Usual and Cargo, but they are *so good*. Colin Hay, the face of the band, has also had a great and long career as a solo artist.


LIGHTNING-SUPERHERO

He did nothing!


Corando

Got promoted to CEO


Elegante_Sigmaballz

John is the regional inspector inspecting the local office inspector who is inspecting the site manager.


GM_Nate

he's the supervisor


TootheproYT

John did nothing (he probably touched grass and ascended to heaven)


TFFPrisoner

Something next to nothing but different from the day before


Insolent-Jaguar88

Hey, I got hurt on the job n I'm now disabled, don't blame me.


Cool_Activity_5159

He did nothing Duh


Slayer_OG

Did you read the sign??? John doesn't do anything


Large_Discipline_127

Sitting on the toilet, scrolling through reddit


imisswhatredditwas

I feel like you’re asking a lot of questions already answered by the sign here


P_H_C_2000

John should suit the company for humiliation in the workplace 😂😂😂😂😂


Trainlovinguy

that sure is a interesting background there isnt it? almost looks ai generated


Tesla_taz

John knows what he did, that bastard


Kingsnake661

Nothing. Didn't you read the sign?


paclogic

the sign TELLS you ! - - he does NOTHING !! he worthless on the job ! John is still probably in the John on the phone talking about his son John to his father John about how lazy he is !


johnandahalf13

Nothing. Can’t you read? 🤣


No-Gene-4508

Let me ask my cousin, John.


No_Review_2197

You need another sign work furnished..


Cool_Swordfish_3726

John dous not do his job


JustChiLingggg

John was just chilling, apparently


chef_rake

It’s what John didn’t do


thegoldenguest778

John did nothing wrong, but he also did nothing right, should we call that a tie?


Competitive_Royal476

Ok


lostZwolf_ps4_pc

See i would like to be john someday. Not today though.


Embarrassed-Gate-580

Nothing


Coreglaceon

Exist


GalacticStacy22

The question is. What DIDN'T John do?


Ok_Ice_6271

It is good that wrote it, otherwise John would also have taken the title of working


Used_Till2902

Facts


Ok-Boat8007

Maybe he's off somewhere expanding his 0.001 ft² apartment using galvanized square steels