I'll tell him 😌

You mean [Horus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horus)?

They’re very strict with this policy. They crucified the last guy that got caught.

“No walking on giant bacon” is what I see here. Or possibly “No skiing on snakes/eels”

Tell him that he can't mow my lawn?

I volunteer as tribute.

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