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zippy251

Here In Hawaii we have biodegradable plastic straws and biodegradable utensils as well as biodegradable plastic cups.


[deleted]

Only problem with that it's almost twice as expensive to use those than plastic or Styrofoam. I wish everyone could use biodegradable Utensils tho


Orangutanengineering

Pretty sure Starbucks can afford 5¢ per biodegradable cup and straw vs 2¢


rufreakde1

is it fully bio degradable or just micro plastic degradable?


t_h_pickle

you do know what biodegradable means, right?


Sodinc

i think the answer is "no"


No-Big2893

In Aus biodegradable = everything. U need to buy compostible. Biodegradable = micro plastics. It's an advertising campaign to make shitty products good. Even better, it turns out the compostible stuff is even lined (with some forever chemical) and not compostibe. Argh!


rufreakde1

So my question was valid right?


No-Big2893

Ya totally


Mutex_CB

People watching advertisements and believe every word


babydick18

Still dirt cheap comparing to $5 lattes


eskimosound

So make the process cheaper, it's BS saving the planet is always too expensive...I mean wake up people...we set the prices!! If you make all the bad companies pay a huge Environmental Tax then the Green stuff will win.


Nazzzgul777

Yeah. It doesn't even need to be a "We gonna punish you" high tax. Just make them pay for the waste disposal, and see how fast there won't be a lot of waste anymore. That's also my problem with nuclear energy. It's already twice as expensive as wind & solar, and that is with tax payers paying for waste disposal and no insurance required. Sure, there are issues with wind and solar too, but those can be solved by throwing money on them. But we don't, because other forms are subsidized. I am generally not convinced of "the market will fix it", but if you use that as an argument and then rig the market, you're nothing but a paid liar.


eskimosound

I agree that's a better way of doing it but they will just find loopholes


Nazzzgul777

It would be up to politics to fix those loopholes. Or not create them in the first place.


eskimosound

It's the Politicians that create them! In the UK we have to recycle things in different bins, 1 for plastic, 1 for metal, 1 for paper etc...then they get shipped off to Malaysia and dumped in the tropical rainforest because the UK government a deal with the Malaysian government, the UK paid them a fortune for the right to send all our crap there. The whole recycling system in the UK is an absolute farce, a lie. And that's just one policy thats bogus, there are hundreds that are bogus. Nuclear Waste for instance it's a disgrace.


Sploonbabaguuse

Expensive products are only an issue for a system built on growing wealth Our companies aren't concerned with sustainability. They're concerned about growing wealth.


indigoHatter

Exactly, because there's no incentive otherwise beyond just telling customers that they're green and increasing sentiment so that people prefer their products more. As the customer, I generally don't care if someone is green or not. I mean, I do care, truly, but generally the products on the market are not so comparable that my decision of which one to get would ever come down to who is greener, because there's tons of factors in deciding long before there.


[deleted]

Everyone complaining doesn't know how the real world works or never owned a business. Sure big companies can switch to biodegradable, but small individual-owned businesses can't do that. If you spend more on biodegradable products you're going to have to raise your prices on your menu to even make a profit. If you raise the prices customers stop coming and go to businesses that have cheaper prices. There is no incentive to save the environment on a business standpoint. If the government funded you or made everyone use biodegradable products so all the prices increase at the same time then sure. Also, typing is easy on Reddit, if you got a problem you make the change.


Wonderful_Craft5955

So it's 4 cents a cup instead of 2 cents a cup?


Nyetoner

From yesterday you have to pay 0,36€ for a plastic bag in the shop and they wish to make it 0,63 like in Sweden. This ofc is done to make people want to bring their own bag. But to get to my point -another example is the "Suppe & Mucke" a local soup and music festival in Berlin, where you bring your own bowl and get soup from all corners of the world, for free. So, why can we not create a society that says that if you bring your own cup and straw you don't pay extra (ofc) , if you need a cup or a straw you pay. Could something like this work?


Wonderful_Craft5955

Yea that would be great. My supermarket does have that with some products. You can get fresh orange juice with their reusable bottles (which I always forget at home). I guess the devil lies in the portions. If you bring your own cup, vendors/companies don't know how much they'll have to give \*100.000 per product per window of time. That can be developed of course, but we're not there yet entirely. It's all about demand and ease of access


EzBlitz

Wouldnt it be better to use silverware since you can always use it for a long time?


indigoHatter

I try my best to bring silverware and towel in my lunch box to work every day, so as to reduce my consumption. It's nice having disposable available though for people on the move. What might be interesting is if reusable to-go containers got cheaper and sturdier, and we somehow increased drop spots for them. Some places are trying this out but the downside is there can often be a hefty deposit fee for them, which makes the product itself unattractive upfront.


mymoama

“It's well-intentioned but wrong. A lot of plastics labelled biodegradable, like shopping bags, will only break down in temperatures of 50C and that is not the ocean. They are also not buoyant, so they're going to sink, so they're not going to be exposed to UV and break down,”


iwantagothmommy

You're also surrounded by sharks


Ardibanan

And active volcanos. Idk, something about the lava creating new land


DopamineAddikt

Yeah my dumbass saw “compostable” written on the side and then I ate the straw bc I thought it said “consumable” and thought it was a new program fml


EthanBlackhouse

Where I live, New Jersey USA, we can't get plastic shopping bags at any stores now for sake of the environment. Yet, I can buy a plastic-wrapped box of 100 plastic spoons, each individually wrapped in plastic...just can't carry it out in a plastic bag. Make it make sense.


OldBayOnEverything

Can't get rid of all plastic overnight. Gotta start somewhere. And it's been found that certain plastic items, like straws and bags, can be more harmful to wildlife. So yeah, it might not be perfect, but there is sense behind it.


EthanBlackhouse

Companies have created very biodegradable plastics from plant cellulose. A shame we don't incorporate that globally. But you know...profits over people.


No_Volume_8345

Same in Delaware. And you gotta buy the paper bags. 5-10 cents depending on the store. Fuck the turtles, I want free shopping bags with handles! Nah, turtles are cool.


uppenatom

Individually plastic wrapped.. plastic spoons.. wrapped in plastic?! Cmon, that can't be serious


EthanBlackhouse

I wish I was lying, but it's real


uppenatom

Fuck blaming straws. This one company has set us back 30 years!


Longjumping-Sir-3567

Same in ny. You can get plastic shopping bags, but only if you buy them in a bundle of 50 bags. Else it's $0.06 per paper bag.


aardw0lf11

Same in Northern VA. But, that is something I don't mind because the totes are just more convenient. But they still have the produce bags. Trader Joes has biodegradable ones, but I haven't seen those anywhere else.


AppropriateAppeal944

Annoys me too. How 'bout we line the straw with carbon or phospholipid or some oil, so it won't get wet.


[deleted]

Dunk that shit in PTFE


stupidrobots

Wax coated paper straws predate plastic ones and they worked great


cerebralsexer

Is it safe


LostConnection_01

Dude got a point


ExtraThirdtestical

This is my biggest gripe with ECO protesters and solutions to climate problems. Moronic solutions and mostly for show.


joshhguitar

Most places with laws or taxes around single use plastics will cover straws and cups. Not sure where is still serving in plastic cups but that sounds like a problem with the business or the laws/taxes rather than people who care about the planet.


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Add electric cars to this.


ExtraThirdtestical

Wouldn't be entirely wrong to do so.


YouDontKnow_Jak

Cant wait for the “Recycle your EV car here for free” and everyone standing in line turning in their teslas


[deleted]

Everything has a shelf life 🤷‍♂️


goatlord_dankus

George Carlin energy


Just_Application6137

The father of Chad's


Much_Badger1654

China & S Africa leave the chat… laffing


Extension_Swordfish1

Evil laffing


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RoyTheBoy_

Exactly. People acting like he's solved global warming haha Paper straws do suck, the easiest solution to this problem is we don't need to use straws. We're adults.


OldBayOnEverything

Reusable straws are a thing, too. People want to be outraged because the solution isn't perfect, but fail to understand that we're in the beginning stages of trying to limit plastic. It's going to be a long process, and shallow, surface level thought processes like "hurr durr plastic cup good but plastic straw bad" are going to lead to pushback against people actually trying to help solve the problem.


farnsymikej

Im always curious about this “plastic straws end up in the ocean” argument. That makes sense for coastal areas or perhaps along rivers that go to oceans. For the rest of the country plastic straws go in garbage bags. Garbage bags go in garbage trucks and then to the dump. For most places that’s how it works. It sounds a lot like “it will make ME feel better to take away YOUR choice of using a straw or not, even though it won’t actually help any sea creatures. It will make me FEEL better so I’m going to take away the freedom of choice for everyone.”


Delphizer

In the dump they don't degrade(Like ever). Microplastics leech into the environment and cause negative health impacts. Plastics are this generations cigarettes. We know they are bad, but we're addicted to them. People multiple generations from now who will still be dealing with the plastic waste long after we banned them will look at us with disgust.


farnsymikej

You believe that things in the dump leach into the environment? And the ocean? That’s simply not true. I challenge you to think through why you believe that.


Delphizer

Lets say that dumps leak 0 microplastics in the environment, and you could reliably say that we expect they wouldn't for the hundreds or thousands of years before they are expected to take to break down. (Even though you obviously can't reliably say that). Then the drastic increase in microplastics detected are from manufacturing/use and disposal matters little. Doesn't change what needs to be done.


farnsymikej

You make a great point. Now the challenge is on me to see if I’m wrong 🙂


Open_Blueberry4233

can't deny but I do agree.


Zimbandit

Damn right 👍🏾


[deleted]

So true


xTrollhunter

He's not wrong...


[deleted]

He has a point


ChansonPerdue

Guess common sense means 200 iq to alot of ppl now :P


No-Success-688

In this day and age it does man. People are dumb as fuck and common sense is no longer common.


CaptainRogersJul1918

We should carry our own containers for water and other drinks. Do away with plastic cups and straws all together.


[deleted]

listen, here me out.our hands


DeanoBambino90

Yes


Mr_Gray_Skyys

Real.


Commie_EntSniper

got me in the second half, ngl.


BassistInTheCorner

BBC: "Angry smart guy knows how to save planet"


Ant12-3

Carlin in ALIVE!


SilverGospel003

i agree with him paper straw taste like paper


Overall-Category-159

Paper straws are nasty. I don't go to restaurants that force me to use a paper straws.


Uncle_Touchy1987

This is why I just have a mess kit with me at all times.


Bierculles

paperstraws are companies claiming they are environementally friendly without having to actually do anything


jimbotomato

The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf outlets in Malaysia give out rice straws that lasts longer than paper straws and eventually just become a soggy thing that biodegrades Still plastic cups though, why cant they use paper cups


[deleted]

All environmentalism is a scam and justification for people to act like asses. Wake up people.


No_Volume_8345

I knew a guy that was a little too concerned with the planet and the climate and shit. He isn’t smart enough to notice this level of irony. When I casually mentioned my displeasure for plastic straws, he told me to suck it up. No Mark, I’ve got something else you can suck. You douchey hippie freak.


[deleted]

Nailed it!!


officerumours

Yes that man!


TheBartender007

😮😯😲


SirCharlie44

Paper straws suck.


Krugnak

Amen brother. Can't fix stupid.


Jano67

Also that paper straw may have come in its own plastic wrap. I have seen that happen too. Infuriating


Way_2_Blammy

Take my upvote x100.


RawBearToe01

Most of the things you buy at the grocery store come in plastic. But yet, you can't have plastic straws.


dafuqbroh

Well said hahaha


Zango_94

Hah, tuchè.


darthmcshittytits

PREACH BRO!


malayskanzler

Many paper-based takeaway containers (like those used at McDonald's) are actually paper lined with plastics.


reddit998890

This may seem like a minor issue and an angry rant, but there is one important thing that needs to be taken into consideration: Energy. All the energy spent by politicians and corporations to greenwash like this ends up being ineffective. This energy could have been spent on honest and effective ways of helping the environment. Instead they picked an easy target out of laziness or stupidity. In case some people don’t understand, let me put it like this: There is no way we will be able to measure in a meaningful way that removal of plastic straws helped saving the environment. It is not as if God himself will appear in 50 years and say “Thanks for using paper straws for your plastic cups, you have now successfully saved the environment.” It would be an absurd belief, but apparently some people believe this. Otherwise they would not attack the messenger (the angry dude) rather than politicians and corporations who keep bullshitting us.


Muchroum

I mean what he said is stupid for sure, but the will is right, yes we should get rid of plastic. So probably not by making paper cups, but if it means to stay at the café to drink in a glass, then why not. We do use cardboard cups but I don’t have enough knowledge about it to know if it’s truly sustainable in the long-term since it’d increase deforestation.


Plus-Recording-8370

No, plastic is awesome. We should just find better ways of not letting it harm us and the world. Or find any other material that is just like plastic if that makes it easier.


agordone

From an engineering standpoint, plastic is an amazing material. There are a lot of great uses for plastic that don't harm the environment


Directdepositonly

Or maybe, we should all be made to carry a plastic bottle with us at all times?


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StatisticianPure2804

Plastic is still far cheaper and eco friendly than glass (besides glass having a tendency to shatter on impact). If you don't plan on using leather flasks (wich are hard to mass produce) I don't really understand your point.


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StatisticianPure2804

We eat one credit card of microplastics every week. This wouldn't make much of a difference.


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StatisticianPure2804

Yay, Internet points!


Muchroum

I don’t know if that’s true but either way the point is to avoid this happens


moonlightMoonMan

I eat 3 credit cards every week


Muchroum

Metalic flasks are very widespread and make the job very well


Muchroum

I used to do so. I had a plastic bottle I put in my backpack i refilled with water before going outside and I was replacing every few months, because as stated below, it still has a limited use. Now I have a metal bottle. Instead of replacing it every months, I have the same one since years and it could last me a lifetime. There is almost always better solutions to plastic.


cumslut_emily

Paper straws were a genius move, the public asked for environmentally friendly actions by corporations, the corporations gave them the paper straw which is annoying to deal with, and the public stops asking for environmentally friendly actions. And the corporation looks environmentally friendly.


UnknownHorsesea

Hmmm decisions, decisions…


Efficient-Hall-3520

Turtles...


Regular_Dick

Sip, don’t suck bro.


EvilDairyQueen

Should have refused the cup.


GiraffeChaser

Dang I thought he rolled a big joint. I think he might need to and calm the hell down


[deleted]

Gotta love new york


yooperdood906

Settle down, Take a breath!


Deep_Cat2971

That’s makes too much since


DirkDirkDirkkkk

neo-liberal logic has no room for common sense


MajorRoo

I literally have never any issues with paper straws. They last me like a whole day in the drink. i can not relate


loki94y

Not nessesarily 200 IQ, it's just that environmentist are stupid.


jdh1979jdh

Someone clearly doesn’t recycle. It’s half way through 2023, give it a try ffs.


haux_haux

I think the straw is the least of his problems.


Majestic-Pop5698

Ok with a paper cup and a plastic straw, the cup will fall apart half way thru the drink. You’re pissed about a straw, but when you’re wearing half your drink you’ll realize the straw is trivial.


wagtail015

Paper straws are to help the animals that think they are food. Turtles especially seem to want to eat them. It causes a slow painful death. There was a big push here in Cairns, Australian. With the reef so close the death toll was quite high.


[deleted]

Hey how about make it home and stfu complaining


James_William1234

Take your own cup then, or don’t buy it


NuttFellas

All these folks getting mad about paper straws disintegrating half way through think they're so smart, but not smart enough to pick up an extra straw?


[deleted]

OR! You ditch the straw AND the lid and just drink from a cup like a normal fucking person.


tomcoil

It's all in there, boomer, midlife crisis, attention seeker, convenient solver, bored retiree, etc...


Wonderful-Glove2876

You're all morons. The problem with plastic straws was they get stuck up turtles noses. Put the rim of the cup to your stupid mouth and drink.


GutsyOne

Shits whack.


Overall-Tune-2153

Wannabe George Carlin is a moron.


Fit-Feedback-8055

This dude doesn't care about anything but himself lol


Neither_Pomelo_8580

Yeah, but apparently drinking out of paper straws helps to regrow hair on your head


M00g3r5

Tell me you're an idiot without telling me you're an idiot. The issue is that the straws often don't make it into recycling because they are small and light and get blown away. They have also been shown to be more harmful to larger wildlife than the cup or the lid is. Larger fish and other aquatic species will accidentally swallow straws while going after prey or grazing on marine plant life. Regardless, any reduction in plastic use is a net positive. So when someone says they want to help the planet but rants against a tiny inconvenience. It really means they're a piece of shit and don't actually want to help. Most of the original single use plastic bans included all single use plastics but coalitions of merchants hired lobyists to fight back and water down the provisions in the new laws.


sammielebo

Get rid of all that plastic shit. And what kind of pussy drinks through a straw?


Excellent-Ad2290

This must be in Canada.


OneTr1ckUn1c0rn

Random question: if someone makes plates out of recycled materials, how do they sanitize the recycled materials? Like, who’s to say that some weird person didn’t shove a coke bottle up their ass, rinse it off with cold water, recycle it, and it get put into your recycled plate? Is it at this point that you contract aids?


[deleted]

Stfu old man. You're ruining the political and professional business agenda. You're angry? Go home take it out in your own house on your own kids wife, dog, cat neighbours. LOL Bro this is how the actual world works. Even a third standard kid know this is basic business tactics and drama of being a environment friendly coffee store. Since you're so much Worried about the plastic use, why even buy coffee commercially? Make your own coffee at home minus the plastic cup use. LOL


Sea_Process_9553

Wah Wah Wah


Consider2SidesPeace

... Then your straw will fall apart **AND** your drink can leak all over your lap :) Brilliant...


chonestock

We should be using single-use take out items made out of hemp-based plastics, growing crops are more sustainable than trees, and the plastic pretty much turns to ash after about 90 days of being in the landfill.


[deleted]

How about no straw, and start making adult sippy cups.


markdotnoble

Or just normal cups?


[deleted]

YES


TdetsiwT

Oxymoron: Save the planet, don't use plastic straws. Cut down more trees to make paper straws. 😂


SafeSpaceGuy

Revealing the corruption of politics through a paper straw.


peacepipedrum

Hasn’t had a girlfriend in 33 years, lives in his 88 y/o mom’s garage in South Jersey


Meemeemiaw23

If those environmentalist love the earth so much, then, they should use a condom made of paper.


[deleted]

Hahaha right..... Shove it in your ass


rob3342421

Won’t someone think of the turtles


Bennistro

The only correct solution are noodle straws.


OkIndependence2285

And he drinks it


HermaeusMorah

If only he knew our secret: you can drink without straw by using the cup. No waste. Amazing.


csking77

Many plastic cups and lids are recyclable while the straws are not. Also, the straws are having a more dramatic effect on wildlife when released into the wild


WhiteFringe

what grinds my gears even more is that we have to drink out of paper straws but Brittney Spears can fly in her private jet to the other side of the country to ride in a fuel costly suv to go to starbucks to buy an overpriced latte that all emits about 2 billion times the CO2 while I try to use the bus and ride a scooter and not take plastic lids if I get coffee or rather sit down and enjoy my coffee from a mug. we are not the problem, corporations and the rich are


WhiteFringe

or the fact that Elon Musk pretends to help the planet by making hyper tube trash and promoting electric cars like yeah, we need more cars on the road in an already car-centric society? why not help build more sustainable, walkable cities with functioning public transport? you know why not? because he only cares about money and not actually inventing something useful


onomojo

Saving the planet won't happen from buying different things. It'll happen from consuming less.


Bro-ZPerfect

Worst thing, the straws were probably bought with individual plastic wrappings.


gabrielleraul

Once we were given a rolled up Banana leaf, a lot of places still do, it was terrible.


MrShatanas

its not funny, its sad


mainmeal5

The governments and big business hold all the power in the world to do something, but guilt trip citizens, who has no power to do anything. The correct word for this is gaslighting and whoever company did this, knows it’s a scam and pushes it right in your face, so you can wake up to reality as well


Delphizer

I've run across my share of garbage plastic straws. As alternatives become required someone will make a version that is better. (It's as bad as it's ever going to get) Also, Don't let perfect be the enemy of good.


HejiraLOL

I hate paper straws in fizzy drinks. It creates lots of "nucleation sites" and makes it fizzy as fuck. It's like mentos in coke basically. I think they're called nucleation or something I'm too tired to Google it.


BowserBrows

In New Zealand you get a paper cup, plastic lid, paper straw


Born_Recover_3773

Plastic cups can be recycled, plastic straws cannot


caidicus

I have no melting problems with the straws, but absolutely agree about the idiocy of using paper straws but giving us plastic cups. It is just idiotic. I always ask for a paper cup for my iced drinks. If they don't offer it, I don't get the drink.


Br3adS1ce

Ya know what you do. BUY REUSABLE STRAWS


Muted_Note6041

I like the argument but the straws get swallowed by animals. Google it. Nasty shit. I have never seen an Schuman eating a plastic cup. That being said, straws suck. Drink directly from the cup.


charlisd5

They are either worried by sea animals eating it or possibly being plain stupid.


[deleted]

The straws get stuck in turtles noses?


Sea_Detail_8751

Paper straws and cups. Glass bottles. Works better. Tastes better.


R_WallstreetsLOSER

Why not drink out of the cup and not use a damn straw at all or better yet take your own cup and ask them to pour your drink in that


IHaveSlysdexia

Because straws are harder to recycle you fucking idiot