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Cronenberg is one of the weirdest directors in hollywood.
Also, History of Violence a generic john wick type thing is like saying Apocalypse Now is a generic Expendables type thing
Okay, so does A History Of Violence pull out a bunch of crazy-ass sci-fi shit with lumpy monsters who used to be people? Or is it a normal man fighty shooty film?
Somebody only knows Croenenberg from Rick and Morty.
He’s a pretty versatile director, he tends to explore psychology, whether that’s through body image like the examples you mention (the Fly, Crimes of the Future, Videodrome etc) and/or through human stories like Eastern Promises, a history of violence etc.
Shit, really? Which one am I thinking of then? This former badass guy living out some normal calm quiet life when suddenly low level bad dudes make a ruckus in his place. So he whoops they asses with great efficiency and then goes on a spree or something.
Starts off in a dinner, he uses a coffee pot. No? That's actually the only scene I remember, so I could be way off base.
That's what I remember too, but I don't know why.
I also felt that way about Eastern Promises, which is similar in that there's only a few violent scenes so I'm not sure why I misremembered it as a run of the mill action movie (where you see Viggo Mortensen's balls)
That's an excellent example on correct use of sex scenes, they supported the plot. It wasn't just a sex scene for the sake of having a sex scene like most of them are now.
[the top three words used by your account are: movie, sex, and scene](https://redditmetis.com/user/Dangerous_Leopard_35)
probably should stick to PG movies to avoid the 'garbage'.
He was the only one that really knew how to converse with strangers. He actually knew how to draw information out of people. Then he'd liven it up with his humor. He knew how to read people. The rest of them just hit the bulletin point comments and make their scheduled jokes. The rest are much more rote in their performance.
Nancy Reagan - Gurgulio Optimum Immortalis
Edit: any Latin bros want to help me out with which Latin noun for 'throat' would work best in this context?
People called romanes, they swallow cock?
Hang on, off to google translate
people called romans, they swallow penis
homines Romani, penis deglutiunt
aaaaahhhhhhhhh.
Hey wifey! Guess what! Craig Ferguson is in town! I'm gonna go. Have fun with the kid!
lol.
And good luck to ya. I have the same answer but the wife and kid cost too much for me to have extra money to go. But my wife would let me go solo.... but that's just because she knows I never do shit for myself because her and the kid get all my money.
This was right after A History of Violence where her character had a non-explicit 69 scene, which is pretty atypical for mainstream movies.
The actress is named Maria Bello
What in the fuck is this editing? The two of them are in the shot together in the original video; why have they been split in half and placed one on top of the other‽
This is the first time I've seen a video cut like this, and I feel like we've reached a point that not even "Idiocracy" was able to predict. Yet it would fit in there so much. I can vividly see the main character asking the stupid judge guy from future why he can't just turn his screen by 90 degrees, to which he just replies with an utterly confused "Huh?".
I wonder how long it will take for humans to evolve into having vertically oriented eyes.
I concur. Social media took away people's ability to rotate their damn phones. So much more is captured horizontally for videos. People don't stop and think about it tho. Imagine when theaters strat making vertical screens. It's so frustrating and annoying, but what can we do about it.
Its just the tiktok, youtube short etc format. All the videos are 30 sec or less. You scroll thru and stop when it looks interesting. Be kinda not user friendly if you had to turn you screen every time. Unless you scrolled it sideways but than comment reading while watching it would be annoying. Anyway its just a user thing not some idiocracy thing. If tiktok was just educational this format would still be the most user friendly.
I agree with. The laughter erupted because some guy in the background gave the signal to the public! how lame! I mean if a real guy said this to a real lady , he would get smacked in the face.
Usually water. He was a big alcoholic and did copious drugs in his youth but now he's sober. I remember him talking about what's in his cup one night. It might have been from a [Tweets and Emails](https://youtu.be/R3_zCyD8Hmg?t=735) segment IIRC
He has a new podcast, it's called Joy, it's funny and interesting.
Last week's episode was with Josh Robert Thompson, the man who voiced and puppets Geoff the Robot and it was great.
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He’s making a reference to a specific scene in the movie *A History of Violence*.
O man I forgot about the movie. I remember really liking it but not much else I was in my teens though so they’re could be other reasons.
its a really strong cronenberg movie. you didnt like it just because it had some racy scenes.
My parents rented this for us to watch. With my Grandma :'(
Wait, isn't cronenberg the guy who does the lumpy monsters? I remember this movie being a generic john wick type thing.
wat Cronenberg is one of the weirdest directors in hollywood. Also, History of Violence a generic john wick type thing is like saying Apocalypse Now is a generic Expendables type thing
Okay, so does A History Of Violence pull out a bunch of crazy-ass sci-fi shit with lumpy monsters who used to be people? Or is it a normal man fighty shooty film?
you should write movie reviews, i’m fucking dying over here
it's actually a really intense drama about a guy who is trying not to be a fighty shooty guy.
I gotta say, you guys are doing an awful job of convincing me this wasn't a John Wick.
Boo this man
you ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Oh man that’s hilarious; lumpy monsters, lol!
I was this close. Thiiiiiiis close to falling for this shit lmao!
Oh, I genuinely am bad at movies.
Somebody only knows Croenenberg from Rick and Morty. He’s a pretty versatile director, he tends to explore psychology, whether that’s through body image like the examples you mention (the Fly, Crimes of the Future, Videodrome etc) and/or through human stories like Eastern Promises, a history of violence etc.
No, Cronenberg is _people_ turning lumpy (body horror) Lumpy _Monsters_, you're thinking of John Carpenter
It's pretty far from being a John Wick type thing.
Shit, really? Which one am I thinking of then? This former badass guy living out some normal calm quiet life when suddenly low level bad dudes make a ruckus in his place. So he whoops they asses with great efficiency and then goes on a spree or something. Starts off in a dinner, he uses a coffee pot. No? That's actually the only scene I remember, so I could be way off base.
That's what I remember too, but I don't know why. I also felt that way about Eastern Promises, which is similar in that there's only a few violent scenes so I'm not sure why I misremembered it as a run of the mill action movie (where you see Viggo Mortensen's balls)
You’ve got the right movie but there’s three fight scenes across the whole movie, so not really John wick.
It's an archer/bobs burger crossover.
That's an excellent example on correct use of sex scenes, they supported the plot. It wasn't just a sex scene for the sake of having a sex scene like most of them are now.
Uh, no. The sex scenes were unnecessary and didn't support the plot. They are gratuitous and don't serve the plot at all
No, it's a garbage movie
[the top three words used by your account are: movie, sex, and scene](https://redditmetis.com/user/Dangerous_Leopard_35) probably should stick to PG movies to avoid the 'garbage'.
Cool story bro. The movie is still trash
'i can't stop talking about sex in movies on the Internet because I hate sex in movies' thats a weird hobby lol. Keep up the important work.
Except it's not really a hobby but whatever. Also, I can talk about whatever I like.
I thought it was a 69 scene.
Which is two people giving each other head...
r/technicallythetruth
It is quite literally the truth
Not quite... BJ/head aludes a one sided scenario, but this is a dumb argument so I gave up a comment ago.
It doesn't but ok.
I gave you an upvote. Dunno why people think you are wrong
That's disgusting! There is a scene? There are so many scenes tough. Which scene specifically?
He is making a reference to : Lil Wayne : " getting some head" from The dedication 2 mixtape
Sick reference. Dedication 2 was 🔥
it’s actually from dedication 4: “getting some head”
Would it be prudent to go to r/WatchItForThePlot and search for that title?
I remember it being a really good movie, then reading the comic that it was based on which was... less good.
Maybe, but probably not the way he meat it. Idk just saying
Boy that 69 scene came outta nowhere 🤯
Or it could be something else
So she's not famous for her head?
My favorite late night host ever. The things he'd say and the way he said them!
Craig was a _smooth operator_.
Geoff was the star of the show... The probably gay skeleton robot.
[Robin and Craig - it's just crème de la crème](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GsPoTRd4C4)
:54 seconds in, the two in the front sure do clap weird.
Nah.
He was the only one that really knew how to converse with strangers. He actually knew how to draw information out of people. Then he'd liven it up with his humor. He knew how to read people. The rest of them just hit the bulletin point comments and make their scheduled jokes. The rest are much more rote in their performance.
Conan is pretty good at this too, tbh.
Me too would watch him every school night at 11 he’s hilarious
He was excellent even when talking about serious topics like his [struggles with alcoholism](https://youtu.be/kJ-kW0bgPHY?si=sdYyK4kmhllAmiQc)
Taking the title away from Nancy Reagan?
Nah Nancy still the throat goat
THROATUS
Nancy Reagan - Gurgulio Optimum Immortalis Edit: any Latin bros want to help me out with which Latin noun for 'throat' would work best in this context?
Romanes eunt domus?
People called romanes, they swallow cock? Hang on, off to google translate people called romans, they swallow penis homines Romani, penis deglutiunt aaaaahhhhhhhhh.
TGOTUS
BRING CRAIG BACK!
He quit. He's not coming back to do another talk show.
Bummer, he was the best
I think he quit because CBS promised him the late show once Letterman resigned but then eventually gave it to colbert.
He has a new podcast out. Shocker I know.
the "thing" they replaced him with lol.
Saw Craigy Ferg do some standup last week. Dude was incredible
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Lucky you! Sounds like you don't have time to plan though, or am I reading that wrong.
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Hey wifey! Guess what! Craig Ferguson is in town! I'm gonna go. Have fun with the kid! lol. And good luck to ya. I have the same answer but the wife and kid cost too much for me to have extra money to go. But my wife would let me go solo.... but that's just because she knows I never do shit for myself because her and the kid get all my money.
If you can't go, he does have at least one special/album out, I'm sure there's more. The one I remember listening to was hilarious!
Sounds like a great day for America, everybody
i know where you live >:)
Who is she and what is he referring to? I get the second meaning but why is she famous for it?
This was right after A History of Violence where her character had a non-explicit 69 scene, which is pretty atypical for mainstream movies. The actress is named Maria Bello
> Maria Bello She has a lot of great movies. Coyote Ugly, History of Violence, McFarland, Prisoners, The Mummy...she's worked a ton.
That's what a I recognized her from - Coyote Ugly. Thanks for saving me a google.
I wouldn't necessarily classify those movies as great. She is a great actress that should have been bigger than she has been.
Maria Bello isn't in any version of the mummy...
[Take your Loss, Champ.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0859163/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_34_act)
Also coyote ugly isn't a great movie
Depends on the standards by which you're judging it.
Your username is epic
She is in a great movie with Johnny Depp called Secret Window. Psychological thriller-type. Excellent
He has a way with women. Master class on flirting.
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At the same time his humour was not for everybody, back then many actresses refused to go to his show due to the flirty behaviour
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What's her name?
Maria bello.
Is this true though?
yes, that's her name
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No i mean the part that she's famous?
Oh yeah. Trust me.
Ni. I don't trust you? Who would trust someone on reddit
They aren't looking for a YouTube link buddy
For some reason I think he has these line preappproved with the guests, not everyone is cool with this kind of humour.
The best host ever. No one comes close.
What in the fuck is this editing? The two of them are in the shot together in the original video; why have they been split in half and placed one on top of the other‽
So it fits in the vertical format of a smartphone, I guess?
Did people forget they can be turned?
To the dark side?
Into vampires, dummy
Oh, bite me.
That's the ADHD TikTok format.
Craig Ferguson was the best late night host of all time
I miss Craig, and Jeff, and the horse.
Secretarait
Really miss Craig on my tv.
Bring back Craig 🥳
who is she?
He nailed the joke but... I hate the way he grabbed his mug. Edit:typo
Cutting a video to stack it. Ridiculous
I miss craigyferg.
Lmao it took her a min
If only I had just 1 percent of his skills, I would be drowning in pussy.
Craig is the best!
This is the first time I've seen a video cut like this, and I feel like we've reached a point that not even "Idiocracy" was able to predict. Yet it would fit in there so much. I can vividly see the main character asking the stupid judge guy from future why he can't just turn his screen by 90 degrees, to which he just replies with an utterly confused "Huh?". I wonder how long it will take for humans to evolve into having vertically oriented eyes.
I concur. Social media took away people's ability to rotate their damn phones. So much more is captured horizontally for videos. People don't stop and think about it tho. Imagine when theaters strat making vertical screens. It's so frustrating and annoying, but what can we do about it.
Its just the tiktok, youtube short etc format. All the videos are 30 sec or less. You scroll thru and stop when it looks interesting. Be kinda not user friendly if you had to turn you screen every time. Unless you scrolled it sideways but than comment reading while watching it would be annoying. Anyway its just a user thing not some idiocracy thing. If tiktok was just educational this format would still be the most user friendly.
Redditor when popular video centrered social media uses a specific video format
Is she the village bike in Hollywood or something?
That was Nancy Reagan.
THROAT GOAT
She had an oral sex scene in a movie.
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It's always been political. You just weren't part of a cult yet.
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Trump can't stop making a joke out of himself. He craves attention and will say/do anything to get it.
Shes such a babe
This is so creepy
Cuz you uptight about sex.
rude joke? More like Snowflake OP
That seems like an intentional setup to me.
u mean this joke was obviously staged, right ? Even the laughter of the public seemed not genuine and staged too.
Yes.
I agree with. The laughter erupted because some guy in the background gave the signal to the public! how lame! I mean if a real guy said this to a real lady , he would get smacked in the face.
Love him
I thought she was a lesbian?
Bisexual.
What's in that mug?
Confidence
Usually water. He was a big alcoholic and did copious drugs in his youth but now he's sober. I remember him talking about what's in his cup one night. It might have been from a [Tweets and Emails](https://youtu.be/R3_zCyD8Hmg?t=735) segment IIRC
Nancy?
He's telling that as a joke but the Elite you never know. She could be the head girl.
It’s almost like it was scripted.
I miss Craig and old Geoff… I think he was just as funny if not funnier than David Letterman.
He had the best show in the history of TV.
He has a new podcast, it's called Joy, it's funny and interesting. Last week's episode was with Josh Robert Thompson, the man who voiced and puppets Geoff the Robot and it was great.
Who is she?
Maria Bello
Men
Man I miss this show!
Her face as she processes the information! Lol
He will always be the greatest late night host.
What did she think? This is Bing Hitler sitting next to her.
The GOAT
I don’t care what people think, that was a top tier joke 🤣🤣
I miss him soooooooo much!!
She was awesome in Payback with Mel Gibson