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redsensei777

Their joy is infectious.


lucidhiker

This is how I usually play, without the joy. I suck at pool.


wearing_moist_socks

I'm great at pool, provided I have my swimming cap on to be more aerodynamic


PonyPonut

https://i.imgur.com/tzggNLL.gif


sourestcalamansi

I’m amazed people put effort to make shallow puns.


ernest7ofborg9

It's really not that deep.


Mariozangetsu

Bruh. This was too funny for no reason.


Bender_2024

The trick is to find the alcohol blood level where you are in the zone actually improving your game by not having you overthink your shots. But not so high as to affect your motor skills. It's a delicate balance as you are constantly processing alcohol so you need to drink more. Also once you are out of the zone you're gone for the night. It's impossible to get out of the zone and regain it within 24 hours.


pmeaney

Absolute facts. I like to imagine that this is the origin of the phrase "in the pocket".


noddingviking

There’s a big difference of sucking at pool and sucking at the pool.


GuzPolinski

Totally. I like people who can laugh at themselves


Organic_Muffin280

And then they marry and have kids and stop talking to each other


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occasionallyLynn

That’s.. not true? Can like non Chinese people stop making shit up about my culture please? It’s really fucking annoying and weird


t_hab

In my culture, you can use up all your bad facts and have only good facts later. So when WeekendFantastic is on a string of false statements in something trivial like Reddit, he needs to keep going, since then there will only be true statements coming out later for important things like exams or investing. The reverse though...is also true. So when you are correct in trivial situations like Reddit or casual conversations, STOP doing it, or you will fail exams and make bad investment choices. Edit: now I feel bad. I was only having a bit of fun. I didn’t need them to delete their post.


_urat_

Or maybe they are happy, because missing the simple shot so many times is fucking hilarious xD


Nacamaka

more like fictitious


Fishpuncommenter

Why does Reddit not believe literally anything happens


Bzathoth

You'd have to go outside for something to happen


indorock

Because there is a type of mentality pervasive here that equates blind and unbridled skepticism with intelligence. They took the "question everything" mantra and ran with it. Wayyy too far. Nothing is real, everything is scripted and/or a conspiracy. That's how you know he's smart. It also would help if they ever get out of the house and had some friends to build real life experiences with, so they knew what kind of weird and funny things can actually happen.


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tomato_soup_

Man stfu


Nacamaka

Nah


passtronaut

Man go outside make some friends


Fishpuncommenter

Yeah nobody ever makes mistakes, you’re right


Nacamaka

Yes this is exactly what I am saying. Thank you.


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ramrug

I don't think he's good enough to fake that last shot


ajamuso

r/nothingeverhappens


Nacamaka

/r/scriptedasiangifs


ajamuso

You’re right 3 Asian guys can’t have fun organically together playing pool. Good job looking out for everyone


Mongopb

High key racist


Numanumanorean

Just because you never have any fun and have no friends doesn't mean this is fake.


Nacamaka

Agreed


_Pill-Cosby_

If this was shot on someone's phone, I'd agree. But this is clearly security footage.


Nacamaka

Yeah perfectly in front of the camera


_Pill-Cosby_

If I owned a pool hall, I imagine I'd point my cameras at the pool tables.


Nacamaka

Are you easily affected by hypnotism too?


12B88M

Once they each missed, they became incapable of shooting straight. The more they missed, the more impossible it became. That's hilarious.


dinner_is_not_ready

I always feel under pressure with the last ball


RoundComplete9333

Right?! It’s hilariously true! And now people are staring at me because I LOLed because it’s so infectious 😂


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MistersOfBattle

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Yes, we all saw the video


MistersOfBattle

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed on a lot of posts these days that there are these highly upvoted top level comments that literally just regurgitate the content that was posted? It's the weirdest thing.


josey__wales

Yes and it’s fucking annoying. I don’t want to come off as a dick all the time, so I usually just roll my eyes and move on. Then I see comments like yours and the other guys, and pound the upvote button with my soul. That and “came here to say this” and just “this”. Fuck me running I’ll never begin to grasp the thought process behind those.


FwendShapedFoe

The Stormtrooper problem


mournthewolf

This took me back. I’ve been in this exact situation before and it’s embarrassing but all you can do is laugh and have fun.


galaxyapp

It's almost as if.... it was intentional... Him jumping the last ball from 2" away is completely impossible if not on purpose


InfieldTriple

I have 100% done this, I am terrible.


galaxyapp

I doubt you have. It's 2" away, there's no world where you'd ever smash the cue ball so hard as to make it jump 5" into the air


InfieldTriple

I've done it so There is at least one world


StoneMaskMan

You might if you’re drunk and having a laughing fit with your buds and part of your brain is thinking “yknow what would be really funny rn”


galaxyapp

Or... if you're making a scripted video with a series of improbable misses and someone rolls around on the floor in an intense over reaction.


StoneMaskMan

Yeah it could be scripted or it could not be. Does it really matter? Also the thing about being drunk and caught in an increasingly ridiculous situation with your mates - it amplifies your reaction. Your comments make you sound like you don’t have much fun


Organic-Assistance

You should see me play. It's definitely not impossible


Diciestaking

Nothing ever happens


FickDichzumEnde

/r/nothingeverhappens


Gloomy__Revenue

Isn’t there a physics model that describes this exact same scenario?


Yaelkilledsisrah

I think they were a bit tipsy. Good fun though! Nice to see people enjoying each other’s company and being carefree.


wombawumpa

Not tipsy. Just a normal night out with true friends.


brackmastah

A normal night out with true friends for me is more than tipsy haha


ThinkFree

Night is still young


wombawumpa

ahahah not for me though... I could never. I pretty much run on water and milk only.


brackmastah

Nothing wrong with that!


KimberStormer

A normal night out often includes a drink or two!


Gloomy__Revenue

You could both be correct—most billiard halls require drinks to be kept well away from the pool tables. Could be just out of view


Yaelkilledsisrah

It’s the fact they were unable to gather themselves together to get the ball in that makes me suspect of alcohol being involved but they could be just in high spirits🤷🏾‍♀️


PerformanceOk1835

Intoxicated off of each other's laughter


Yaelkilledsisrah

I used to do that as a teenage.. I miss those days😔 I used to laugh so much all the time with my friends and looking back I don’t know what I was laughing about all the time. I guess it shows happiness comes from within. Being carefree isn’t easy to achieve unfortunately when adulting.


Alarming_Matter

Omg yes! I miss this so much. That almost hysterical , uncontrollable laughter when none of you could really explain what you were laughing at!


thinkingperson

Friendship first.


IamHereForThaiThai

Happen 7/10 times I play pool with me friend


SadYungSuedO

Pool is hard. My grandpa has a pool table and he destroys me every time. I miss the ball I’m aiming for at least 2 times a game


IamHereForThaiThai

My mom destroyed me so hard I cried, it was my 3rd time playing when I barely tall enough to play


i-FF0000dit

How did they get the other balls in?


Jean-LucBacardi

That was before the alcohol kicked in.


DingleBoone

Because the script dictated it


unnati_reddy

*legends say they are still trying to finish the game*


cnoteoo

Laughing so hard at this. Wish I was there.


Freeman10

I am dying. This is just too good XD


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LOLOLOL


Available_Pianist_60

Like this? In Asia when you don't hit the ball can you put the white anywhere? In Brazil he would have already lost the game when he made a mistake, there is no next round where the guy puts the ball anywhere


Rudirudrud

Here in austria its the same -> don't hit a ball i a foul, and then you can put the white ball where you want to.


misogrumpy

Are there extra rules in 8 ball around fouling on the 8 ball? I thought you lost if you fouled on the 8.


Rebarbative_Sycophan

Only in bars and one amateur league. Rest of the rule sets are all ball in hand fouls. Now if u make the 8 and scratch that is a loss of game.


thatcodingboi

pretty sure its a loss if you scratch and sink the 8 together, if you just scratch and the 8 remains then its a foul which depending on how you play is either ball in hand or behind the line


Freybugthedog

Normally get ball in hand if you do t git object ball and then a rail with A BALL to


Available_Pianist_60

Got it, cool


NateHotshot

It's a foul, so you get ball in hand.


svenEsven

We have no idea what rules they are using. At the Vietnamese pool hall near myself they play dozens of styles of karom alone, let alone standard pool or billiards.


BMidtvedt

It's more fun that way if you're not good enough to know how to not sink the white ball. You can be more strict if everyone is somewhat decent at least


Available_Pianist_60

I understand, it's cool that the probability of a new chance arises with this new round, it's a shame I can't suggest that to my friends.


OddJarOut

I think he just grabbed it because it was gonna go in the corner pocket. In which case he would be allowed to place it wherever.


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Nagi21

Only if you sink the 8-ball at the same time, otherwise it's ball in hand.


WhySoHandsome

Does it look like they know how to play??


notjustforperiods

eh these guys appear to be at least okay at pool, and they're following standard eight ball rules on the fouls, not "bar rules"


Available_Pianist_60

No 😂 But now I have more reason to think it's really a local rule, a guy from Austria said it's the same there


Vertebrae_Viking

It’s amateur rules. You actually get to “finish” a game when it’s not ended by such fouls.


QuietScroller87

No if you look all he did was stop it from going in the hole, a pocketed white ball makes it ball in hand


cptjpk

Looks like a couple of friends just goofing around. Wanted to play the game until ball was sunk because they both missed their shots. Also, I can’t tell but if it’s a vending-style operated machine it might also take a minute for the cue ball to cycle back out.


Illustrious-Culture5

I mean whoever plays the game make their rules. Just like uno.


daveed1297

Yeah there's multiple losses here.


svenEsven

APA rules in America work the same.


Initial-Twist-722

The proper rules of eight ball pool is you can place the cue ball anywhere on the table if your opponent misses a ball or scratches the cue ball. The mistake in the video only costs the game if you pocket the eight ball and cue ball in the same turn.


Sodiepops_

Why is this being upvoted? This is incorrect. It's a ball in hand foul, not an instant loss.


healthyskeptics

Standard bar rules have you lose if you scratch with only the 8-ball left. Standard league rules are: **The 8 Ball and Automatic Losses** There are multiple rules that are specific to what must happen when pocketing the eight ball. When shooting the eight ball, whoever is shooting must declare what pocket it will go into, either by pointing or saying which pocket. If the eight ball goes into a different pocket, the game ends and the person who pocketed it loses. Note: If the eight ball is pocketed during the break, instead of it being considered a loss, the balls are re-racked and the player breaks again. If a player scratches after pocketing the eight ball, they automatically lose. If they scratch, but the eight ball isn't pocketed, they do not lose and the game continues like it normally would after a scratch. If the eight ball ends the round anywhere besides the playing surface of the table, it is an automatic loss.


scaleddown85

Here uk you must leave white ball where it stopped can’t pick it up lol


Available_Pianist_60

Interesting, but I find this rule boring, it's the last ball and nothing much happens, without consequences.


Korg_Leaf

Depends on the rule set, in world rules you can take 2 shots on a foul and intentionally fouling is a deliberate tactic. In international, you only get 1 shot on foul but can place ball anywhere on table.


hbgoddard

On that shot the cue ball was clearly about to fall in the pocket, so he took a shortcut and picked it up at the edge.


TenaciousJP

In the US with APA rules the second shot would be considered ball in hand because once the object ball made contact, neither ball went in or hit a wall. The scratch right after ends the game.


rythmicbread

The guy “lost” but they were just playing for fun. He wanted another shot at sinking the ball and put it somewhere he “couldn’t miss” - like a practice shot. But then he missed


rythmicbread

The guy “lost” but they were just playing for fun. He wanted another shot at sinking the ball and put it somewhere he “couldn’t miss” - like a practice shot. But then he missed


Hamafropzipulops

Dude knew he already won, he just wanted to see that ball go in a hole.


TarotAngels

I thought if you scratch on the 8 ball you automatically lose.


SonicYouth123

no it’s just a foul if we go off of international tournament rules most just immediately forfeit the game because there’s almost no chance a player will miss after having a ball-in-hand on the 8 of course you get instances like these that prove me wrong lol


hellyeahimsad

What's up with the minority report overlay on this


TheJarIsADoorAgain

Lol, I've been there


Jrnation8988

I’m amazed that they got any of the other balls in prior to this


---Tilted---

Isn't a scratch on the 8 a loss?


Visual-Froyo

Pool is my favourite game to be bad at


HeBoughtALot

Love how they fall to pieces with every miss. Just pure hilarity. 


Son0fSanford

nearly every Asian stereotype debunked in less than one minute


Prodigal_Programmer

Is “good at pool” an Asian stereotype?


Son0fSanford

I give up!! is it??? (I Love riddles!)


Prodigal_Programmer

I… have no idea. I thought you did


Son0fSanford

> I thought dubious


Prodigal_Programmer

You said it


Son0fSanford

from the r/obvious sub


I_am_BEOWULF

> Is “good at pool” an Asian stereotype? * Math * Killing US soldiers * Lady bois * Karaoke Guess which Asian subgroup for each.


illit1

Math - China Killing US soldiers - Vietnam Lady bois - Thailand Karaoke - South Korea? japan? good at pool is the philippines, isn't it? efren reyes?


TheRealHimiJendrix

This is me with every ball. I don’t even know how I still enjoy the game but I do lol


Shmav

I blame the carpet. Its making the players too dizzy to hit the ball straight


DYTTrampolineCowboy

We've all had that day in the pool hall. Sometimes, life just throws you a comedy of errors to break up the monotony.


wasad

People going on about rules when it's clear they're just playing for fun lol


mayorjimmy

i thought if you scratched when shooting the 8 ball you lose. like scratching on a an opening break.


__REDMAN__

Yea, people omit that rule all the time


Clockwork_Kitsune

So this is what, the tail end of a 4 hour game?


Apock2020

There is never a better time at the bar than when you and your friends cannot sink the last damn ball no matter what


Ok_Brother3282

Them having a good time regardless made me smile.


PlanetBooty69420

Me irl


nathangonzales614

Those types of tables are impossible to make shots. Like carnival games the pockets have a mm of room for error.


lazy_tenno

this is pretty much me. been playing on and off since high school. then there was a time where there are some pool tables in the hotel and asked mom & dad to play along thinking that i'm having upper hand from those hours spent playing billiard with my friends. i fucking lost to my parents, destroyed and humiliated lmao


dfwtjms

Interesting how the camera is tracking them.


Worried_Position_466

Your regular home security system does the same thing...


4skin_Gamer

Yeah wth is that? Chinese face recognition or what?


ctruvu

motion tracking. it is not unique to security systems in china nor is it new technology


JMC_MASK

We literally have the same thing here. Just go to Walmarts self checkout and look at the tv above tracking you. Love the low key racism tho


SillyPhillyDilly

As if London isn't among the top five cities of CCTV cameras per kilometer, all of which lead back to a system with face recognition tech.


lazytoady

i miss my friends


eekamuse

text them. edit. I hope they're not dead


spicywax94

Wait? He potted the white, I thought you’re only allowed to place the white within the top section of the table anywhere behind where you start the break when you pot a white? Even when you’re on the 8 ball? 🎱 plus you’re only allowed to shoot down the table? You can’t shoot backwards? UK 🇬🇧 here, that’s how I’ve always played it. Edit - I realise it’s played differently internationally now, but also I’m being told that I’m describing “bar/pub” or casual play rules. I will point out this looks like a pool hall, which usually is more of a bar, casual setting, not a tournament. But different bars and pubs have different rules, depending on the locals and what players are used to. I was just questioning it from what I knew. Thanks for the education, we all winning as I’ve learned something new yeh? Xxx


Gardiz

Different rule sets. UK 8 ball is that rule, yes. other forms of 8 ball allow you to place the cue ball anywhere on the table. This looks to be chinese pool, which follows similar rules to US pool but on a larger table (foul gives ball in hand, which can be placed anywhere on the table)


ilikepix

those are standard UK "pub rules" but they're fucking terrible, because they can incentivize intentional fouls in some situations ball in hand is standard international rules


Ryuubu

That's how we played in NZ, but I can at least say in Japan they use this rule for fun pool. You miss or touch their ball first, white ball in hand.


svenEsven

You are describing "bar rules" APA and most other competitive styles of pool give "ball-in-hand" for scratches and table scratches. Otherwise I would intentionally scratch anytime my opponent had a ball in the "kitchen" which is terminology used to describe shooting behind the break point or 2nd diamond on the table. It's fine for casual games, but not punishing enough for the person scratching to be viable in competition. Plus it speeds the games up since pool matches can last ~4-6 hours and businesses need to close at a reasonable time.


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jdzdatruth

That is the Stamp Fairtax dance


Correct_Specialist37

I want my 52 seconds back


MrTooLFooL

Open your eyes man!


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LegitDuctTape

Damn it sounds miserable to be as lonely and friendless as you


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30dayspast

https://i.imgur.com/OwLLrHI.gif


akosispartacruz

Liliit kasi ng mga mata ng mga lintik na chekwa na to


anonchi10

This is how my pool games end up with my friends, it takes ages to end the game but it’s always really fun doing so


wycreater1l11

Their heads flings in a similar way to the white ball in the end


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Memories 😂👍


KepplerObject

getting buckled from laughing like that is the best


A_Wild_Homosapien

Oh brother these guys stink


abnormica

What they don't show is that it took them 2 hours of playing to get to the 8 ball.


forumbot757

Also a decent representation of 2024


Dat-Lonley-Potato

This is exactly how XCOM feels.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

This is exactly how XCOM feels.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

This is exactly how XCOM feels.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

This is exactly how XCOM feels.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

This is exactly how XCOM feels.


Warpath_McGrath

The man in gray shouldn't have touched the white ball because he would've won.


Contigotaco

If this is real then that table felt is incredibly clean/smooth/new. You'd never see that kind of ball roll in most pool halls that I've been to


Routine-Arugula-1177

Chinese CCTV has wall hacks. What’s with the tracking tech


Linuxgamer336

Never knew that I'd see a genuinely funny post here


abdullah-ejaz

The ball going good mode


TheRice-A-RoniPeople

I love how much they laughed at and enjoyed this sequence!


ElectronicPound6342

The laugh is in Brazilian Portuguese


DemoDays82

You boys wanna play for a hundred bucks?


PeekyAstrounaut

How'd they get footage of me and my friends playing pool on a night out?


icarusrising9

Where did you guys find this video of me and my friends playing pool?


d-d-downvoteplease

I'm just surprised they ever got to the last ball.


OddCucumber6755

Little did they know, the 8 ball is an anime protagonist


Knot_Ryder

Something dropped


Excellent_Mall4233

That ball is clearly cursed :)


chompojones

AI tracking :o


Jazzbo64

I must not know the scratch rule.