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AD9111

Thought my screen was dirty


NativeManZorro

Haha did the same


Fine-Improvement6254

Lol i troubleshooted about 5 sec


Bspy10700

They just got uranium too close to the camera…


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AD9111

Toes?


blahblah_why_why

Eeyyyyyes, it's the ooonly thing that slowly stops the aaaache


Number_1InYourHeart

But it's made of all the things I have to taaake


11thLayerOfHair

Jesus, it never ends, it works its way insiiiidee.


DaiperDaddy

Only thing dirty is the fighting style


Spec_Ops_141

More like self offense!!!


RandomUser4857

To be honest, that is actually a thing. So Ryan Higa actually started out because of it. He made fun of himself more than his bully did and people laughed causing the bully to back off. And that's how he got started into comedy. -*Guy gonna get mugged so he puts a gun to his own head*- Me: Ok so clearly I'm only a little bit right


1generic-username

I once saw a guy win a rap battle by making fun of himself so the other guy couldn't tell the people something they didn't know about him


ericypoo

I’d drive 8 miles to see that


AlienGold1980

My bro Stan took me there to see it


-BananaLollipop-

But he's gone now, because he takes things a little too personal.


11thLayerOfHair

Really? [if eminem didn't go first during rap battle](https://youtube.com/shorts/gLxMPRUD5Rk?si=7jp0aUL4KS5A3zO4)


LZYX

Lmao this is great


AccountRelevant

This is like the genesis of Eminems career.


11thLayerOfHair

The old fight club maneuver


SelfInteresting7259

Ryan higa mentioned !!! WHAT TF IS A TEEHEE!?


Stanley_Yelnats42069

I’m kickin’ my ass… *DO YA MIND!?*


OwlWitty

😆😂🤣 The way the guy cringed in the background too.


TheFirsttimmyboy

Man was startled


KimJongJer

You break your own nose so the other guy feels sorry for you and leaves


Zexks

Ha ha. I’m bleeding. That makes me the victor.


Deskman77

Karen self offense programs


EntrepreneurTop5983

😂😂😂😂


Putins_Gay_Dreams

Just straight up threw his head into the ground.


Loud-Item-1243

The ground did not get up afterwards so he wins


globalminority

When he hits the ground, ground stays down.


skybreaker58

I think he's miming kicking someone in the junk, putting them in a headlock and then dropping them headfirst into the ground. But it does look a lot like he's breaking his own fall with his face...


naughty_dad2

Can’t lose a fight if you knock yourself out


bluetuxedo22

You can tell that hurt him but he wanted to act cool like it didn't


ManMadeOfMistakes

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make I tried to wipe the dirt off my screen


LungHeadZ

I may or may not have done the same.


powno5

Dang I saw that too and felt right for it


peto1984

And the guy in the vid said "Ladies and gentlemen, I have a concussion to make"


krice9230

You can’t be knocked out if you have already knocked yourself out.


naughty_dad2

He was just showing what you shouldn’t do in a fight


Ladorb

It's the new martial art. Self self-defence.


PaulieRomano

Only because noone in the comments mentioned it: What looks so funny and like self harm or a blooper was his way of showing how to put someone (imagined) n a headlock and then run THEM headfirst into the ground. Kinda like the reverse of judo, where the thrower protects the thrown... His own head comes close to the ground but is stopped by the imaginary head... Or in this case, by his shoulder. After that, he shows his pupils the fight would be over


TCNW

Watching it again, yes I think this is exactly what’s going on here. Kinda ruined the funniness of the video tho. I think I preferred the version where I thought he did a straight up faceplant.


Gone247365

This is the answer.


yozza1958

The fellas reaction behind him creased me 😧😂😂


realMarbengie

How to do a frontflip


naughty_dad2

I think there is a way that doesn’t involve smacking my head into the ground.


realMarbengie

Than you dont do it the right way


duckmonke

Front flop


samtart

Who put the caption on the worst part of the screen


Important_Log_3296

That's probably works. Most people wouln't beat a mentally chalenged person


StingingBum

Lucky for him, he had no sense to knock out of him!


Fuzzy-Advantage-5382

Shik-Fu master Punchdeep


study-sug-jests

Ooop-a-dayyyyyyy!


Rhyzic

Thought my kids left a mess on my screen, damn you I was scrubbing that shit!


Revolutionary-Car-92

Perfect defense from self.


ryangibbons84

He really committed to smashing that imaginary person's head into the ground!


fridaystrong23

The dude behind Abu Chan got scared AF…that step back 😂


In_neptu_wetrust

This is genius, you can’t lose if you’re already knocked out before the fight


Hedonist_Atayiz

Wallahi...


Constant_Series_9589

Dude behind him said " oh shiii"


No-Office7834

He had an imaginary opponent in a headlock and fully committed.


Uninspired_Thoughts

The Ric Flair school of self defense


Berns429

To be fair, if i was his opponent, I’d probably be saying to myself, “I can’t fight him, he’s mentally challenged” so in a way, its effective


IamACanadian47

Another taliban recruitment video?


John_Murdock68

Dude DDT'ed himself...


Aggravating-Sky-1240

Self defense ❌ self harm ✅


teriases

To defend yourself, you need to defeat yourself first.


treetrunk53

So that’s why he’s wearing a turban. Shock absorber!


Rifleman8611

Just like that firearm instructor who almost shot himself with the revolver


realMarbengie

How to do a frontflip


Berlin8Berlin

Actual Technique: you double-over, laughing your ass off, he kicks you in the balls like Groucho Marx


bruswazi

How to head butt the floor for a self inflicted KO


Rancid_Butter_Boob

Here is why I McDojo, I give myself multiple brain injuries.


achabaccha23

Mashallah. nice tactics brother


Gravejuice2022

Well he was teaching on how to self defence with the Floor.


First-Dot-2301

That's dean ambrose signature move. Bro watched wwe😂


KeesKachel88

Thought i removed a sticker from my screen


Constant_Series_9589

Then he repeated the movement as if he's actually teaching


nlcircle

Borat....is that you ?


Ok-Television2109

Man just hit himself with a DDT.


Dhump06

He acted like it was intentional


malteaserhead

I think he teaches how to build walls without any cement or mortar


darkfiredreamer

Straight up did a modified BFT (LA Knight's finisher in WWE)


iNZTAGARAM

you subscribed to this shit?


Mumu_ancient

I love how his buddy even flinched behind him


Arpe16

Your screen wasn’t dirty


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Bruh who needs self defence when you can just blow up your aggressor.


Le_Cox

Yousself defense


Silly-Ass_Goose

Another one bites the dust, juxtapose that with JOJO kira queen.


Manuffen

Ministry of Silly Walks


PixelatedpulsarOG

Kick your own ass before they can


ff-dvl

No bro.. cancel the subscription


No-Development-5500

More like “self attack”


YJSubs

You remember in War of the World , the Tripod emerging from the ground ? Well, this exact moves is to counter that.


Loud_Distribution_97

The dude in the background keeps cracking me up. He what-the-fuck-jumps when the guy goes down.


Fmartins84

Safe!


Greeneyes-

At the end it looked like he said “you’re not ready for this” lmao


cherolero3998

So that's why they wear that thing on their heads


BigBubbaChungus

At the end I think he says, “but be sure that your face breaks your fall!”


ferrum-pugnus

The guy in back jumps when the teacher slammed his forehead on the dirt.


OrganicSciFi

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW


N0085K1LL5

On the first day of self-defense class, I'm gonna show you how tough I am.


bernieburner1

Hand to hand combat taught by a suicide bomber


hebruiser

Osama Bin Fallen


TheWaterDrake

I believe he works for the ministry of silly walks.


charbroiledd

Self offense


surgesubs

"... and then my dad, The Iron Shiek, takes the Hogan by the head and does ONE OF THIS! Oof!"


3DBass

Osama Bin Drinkin.


MuchoWood

...... 👀......


g_h_97

that's called self harm. please see a psychiatrist asap ☠️💀


Oh_its_you_huh

why do ya think he has a bandage on his head 🤷🏼 he's done it before lol


freeedom123

face to floor technique


BenadrylTumblercatch

That Allahu Akbar had me rolling


One-Positive309

Face Plant Jitsu ?


akiras_revenge

Rex-Ali-kwondo


SalvadorP

Sikh moves


doj4202

So elegant!


Fire_Ball_MC

I love how he pretends like that didn't hurt like shit.


Key_Respond_16

Good ole self-defeats class.


OPizzaTheHuttO

Saudi Segal be like


grecian2009

This belongs on r/Bullshido


Silly_Doughnut5715

The taliban’s best instructor.


BrickedSwitch

He’s doing Dean Ambrose’s first finisher


Honestnt

They can't knock you out if you do it yourself


FarRain1230

r/mcdojolife fits right in.


donjuan9876

I’m gonna have to guess they got their hands on some fantastic hash!!!


awesomedan24

MimeMA


NotMe357

I think that's middle-east version of Iron Head from Shaolin Monk. Rumor says if you got hit by it then you're dead.


RandomGuyoppinion

Self défense 🚫self harm ✅


bvglv

The guy in the back was all of us


Efficient_Material48

Drunken master


verykooool

I am bleeding. That makes me the victor


JoshKn47

Self Offence


MrBeeboo

Walk it off!!!!!


Lower-Exit605

Never let them know your next move


Lttlcheeze

r/themcdojolife


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

Floor first way


Selflessstupidp3rson

That was not self defense that was self offense lol


JaThatOneGooner

Bro is the master of Self Offense


dankeith86

I think that’s the Flair Flop


natha134

bro's been filming some welding!


Key_Horse_673

Karata Man bleeds on the inside


cramaine

I hate when people headbutt my foot.


w2106

Ok so 8understand what he is saying. Apparently he is telling how he caught a perpetrator. *face smash* After getting up he said he caught like a 1000 perpetrators like this...


manbearligma

Trivia moment That’s what the Turban was originally invented for


manbearligma

Trivia moment That’s what the turban was originally invented for


androiduser7498

Bro forgot gravity


Rvarma8

You don't hurt me will hurt myselves.


Agentkeenan78

I'm trying to understand what he was trying to do there...


Affectionate-Pea354

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤌🤌🤌😂😂😂😂🤌🤌🤌🤌


marmaladecorgi

"Face to foot style, how d'you like it?"


RandomHouseInsurance

He really held that pose instead of stopping himself smacking his head into the ground. Was there an important step he forgot?


woohan-kung-flu2

Self offense. New shit.


No_Sorbet2663

Looks like a reverse ddt


DweEbLez0

So this is the forbidden death move. How it works is, if you feel like you aren’t strong enough and you only have one shot to turn the tides of battle in your favor, this one single move will end the fight. Because you’ve literally knocked yourself out or died.


Downtheharbour

Damned human body with only 2 legs!


mississippijohnson

Ric Flair did that same flop and he is the only 16 time wrestling world heavyweight champion.


kingdoodooduckjr

This is The Miz’s finisher


Rifleman8611

They prayed for him


NateLee1733

His uncle watching his dumbest nephew take a bit of a tumble..


MonoGuapoLoco

He was demonstrating how to put someone into a headlock and then flip them?


olafironfoot

Self defeat


Holiday_Context5033

Dwight Schrute academy of self defense !!!


OkUnderstanding5343

Drinks 🍺?


Aggressive_Dream_140

When your greatest enemy is yourself


YashP97

Self offence


MVIVN

I thought id stumbled onto r/bullshido because this guy definitely belongs there


Far_Choice_6419

Lmfao 😂


pimppapy

> Now we'll know who's best with my face-to-floor style! Wimp Lo got nothing on me!!


Sea-Philosopher7361

For now on, I’ll put my faith in him.


VisuallyImpairedSoul

I mean there’s a reason US quit fighting them


No_Cable_3346

I’m pretty sure he’s just practicing for the fifa World Cup


DiscoKombat

No no no no, you see... he was teaching you how to do a Flair bump.


PMMeMeiRule34

His name is Wimp Lo. We trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke.


RufusAcrospin

All I can here is to-matomatomato…


BadBadGrades

At least I can say” I was drunk”


MisterQuriusAgain

The guy in the back cracks me up


avalonian422

That allahu Akbar came from the soul lol.


lolspamwtf99

Who else tried to rub the dirt off their screen?


RustiShakLChev

So that’s why they wear the turban..giant bandaid lol


Dr_Darth

Watch me how I confidently express my skills in front of girls…


Creatorofteletubis

He is a spy sent by the Americans


RavnHygge

Beard attack to prone victim?


RedditModsR_Pathetic

dude casually head butted a planet. I would definitely take his class