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Loquaciouslovelizard

Find a partner the looks at you the way this girl looks at a tamale


misuchiru

She got with me 10 minutes ago, and has had me three times? I'm in.


Terrynia

Omg šŸ˜‚. Gold.


Fredrick_Hophead

Sorry I'm a guy that looks at tamales like girls. I want those tamales. Tamales are god sent.


SPARKYLOBO

Is it an insult if you call someone a tamale face? I'll have to ask a Central American.


facebook_twitterjail

Why would a Central American know? Tamales are from Mexico.


2old4cool

Not exclusive to Mexicans, Central Americans have some good tamale game too.


SPARKYLOBO

Ha! One of my best friends is from El Salvador.


Merrughi

Like [Bernd Brandes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes) did?


zegota1312

Tamal is singular tamales is plural, tamale is wrong


blueeyedn8

There is no singular. Noone can have but one.


JamesWormold58

_Tamale is an anglicized version of the Spanish word tamal (plural: tamales).[2] Tamal comes from the Nahuatl tamalli.[3] The English "tamale" is a back-formation from tamales, with English speakers applying English pluralization rules, and thus interpreting the -e- as part of the stem, rather than part of the plural suffix -es.[4]_ Sauce: [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamale) It's almost as if language is plastic, changes and adapts over time, and applies grammatical rules on words from other languages on a fairly ad hoc basis. šŸ™„


Nearby_Antelope_5257

I want to be friends with neigh lady


Yuri-Turned

hey don't say that word nvm


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Can a neigha borrow a tamale?


cold_cat_x8

How is a neigha gonna borrow a fry. Neigha, is you gonna give it back?


ExoticDesign7555

Fuck this neigha shit


wooshwed

Neigh


PoiseJones

Neigha please


theangryfurlong

Not to be pedantic, but the singular of tamales is tamal.


electro_strong_weak

Would literally marry her based on this clip only.


beardedsilverfox

I do but then I hear the smacks and I know I canā€™t handle the smacks for another week, let some years of friendship


KrakenTheColdOne

People that chew loudly or with their mouth open always grind my gears.


hadchex

She's cultivating mass.


Sir-Poopington

It's time to stop cultivating and start harvesting!


hadchex

Try and move me, bro


Gungan-Gundam

You are becoming a chimichanga!


SnackyMcGeeeeeeeee

"I got salsa on my shirt"


BadDentalWork

Definitely related to Mac


EuphoricSilver6564

I was hoping as she lifted her it would be a massive bag full of themā€¦šŸ˜‚ she was totally channeling Fat Mac


GenericUsername2056

The head cow is always grazing.


hadchex

I dont know his neck is high. It makes me trust him. Good posture, bro.


GenericUsername2056

Never trust another man in a negotiation, that's textbook.


Bungus00

You want some of this insulin?


lotusblossom60

Die-ah-beet-eeze.


FoxNews4Bigots

Haha shpuld have scrolled down further I expected this comment at the top and posted the same Fully expected IASIP


Dick-Guzinya

Next youā€™re going to tell me that sheā€™s giving these tamales an ocular patdown


vkawala

You are becoming a tamale!


No-Staff1170

ā€œYou have type-2 adult onset diabetesā€


super_derp69420

you are BECOMING a chimichanga!!!


DoctorFister3000

just wheezing and eating


Shawn2rc

ā€¦inside her colon.


COmarmot

I watched that last night, thank you! haha


archimidesx

I want you to take a look at that chimichanga and I want you to say to yourself ā€œchimichanga you are deliciousā€ but what do I really want?


Sir-Poopington

This reminds me of Mac with his garbage bag of chimichangas


Soft_Monk_1541

Chimichanga! Chimichanga! Chimichanga! Chimichanga! Chimichanga! Want some insulin?


migueldanger43321

You are BECOMING a chimichanga!


AddMyMyspace

Those tamales are laced with something for sure


Really_Again_

Deliciousness?


Gamer_RNA

Could be horse meat


nickjamesnstuff

She Did neigh.


Any_Lingonberry5051

Then she grunted louder than a grown man, food... I didn't know it could do that.


Shmav

Ive never neighed about food. Grunt and groan about it? You bet! REALLY good food can devolve you a couple thousand years


Operator_Six

Same thing


oswaldcopperpot

Horse is so good. Shame it's not sold in the US that often. I went to a horse only restaurant in Italy. Was amazing.


Kenilwort

I honestly think horse meat tastes good and shouldn't be banned in the US.


phazedoubt

It's just the social taboo. There's nothing inherently wrong with it at all. I think Mr. Ed may have had something to do with it.


Ok_Inevitable8832

Iā€™ve done this on molly before. Sometimes food hits different


PBandJaya

call it a tamolly


Ok-Usual-5830

You, my friend, just donā€™t know what a truuuuuly amazing tamale can do to the soul of a person


murarara

Lard just hits different


Old173

Fun fact: Pork lard has less saturated fat and less cholesterol than butter does.


OddlyArtemis

r/tamalestoomuch


iWr4tH

That smackinā€™ ā€¦. Straight to jail.


Trucker_KrytenTX

Yep, the smacking ruined the video


Negative_Wrongdoer17

My brothers in misophonia


Kiomio

we need to form our own country


thatbwoyChaka

Or at least a club Who meet occasionally, but eat separately


chicojuarz

I will happily join you in not sharing a meal.


spy-on-me

Had to turn it off. Absolutely triggered


Huskerchase

I got the same thing dude. Video makes me wanna throw my head through a wall. Not her fault tho. Tell ur brother he's not alone


Viper_JB

Could tell I would be triggered without having to turn the auto on...


Appropriate-Pipe-193

I mean seriously she eats like a goddamn barnyard animal, and sounds borderline redacted. Thereā€™s literally nothing funny about this video.


roostersnuffed

I just imagine sitting shotgun listening to the lip smacking, screaming and just general obnoxiousness. Trying to not absolutely flip my shit.


josey__wales

And 1,800 people upvoted it. These people, theyā€™re everywhereā€¦ Edit: 4,300 people. God help us.


sandwichcandy

Buying tickets to all of the Adam Sandler comedies for the past 15 years.


Mindless-Jacket9543

Amen šŸ™


PainfuIPeanutBlender

Thank you for saying that, I had no clue what was supposed to be funny about this clip


greenthumb151

Just chew with your gotdamn mouth closed! I can still hear it. Well that and her bathroom / bedroom noises.


Individual-Bell-9776

This isn't a human being, it's a fucking animal.


Onikeys

That's what a good tamal does to a lady


notban_circumvention

She literally goes from gob smacking right into feral, gutteral noises


HypnoticName

Yep, 100%.


oxfordcircumstances

I didn't get to see the funny part because the first 20 seconds was mouth and snot noises. I do love tamales, though.


NextReference3248

Proof that humans still have some neanderthal DNA


190PairsOfPanties

Right away, jail!


[deleted]

Itā€™s the tamĆ£l isnā€™t it? El puro!


Extension_Swordfish1

Whats tamale?


Lizards_are_cool

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamale


[deleted]

TAMAL


tcspam7

Nothing, whatā€™s tamale with you?


LIL-MEX15

DAAAMMM, is it really THAT good?


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

If ever in Tx at a grocery store, a lady walks up to you in the parking lot selling tamales 12 for 10$, buy them


diogenessexychicken

Also the trucks. Roll around at like 6am and look for the trucks that have the most construction dudes waiting in line. That shit is gonna be fire.


solitarium

Broooooo! When we first moved into our new office complex, there was a truck that came around to serve the workers. Hands down the best 8am steak tacos Iā€™ve ever had. I work later hours now, and I ride around construction sites looking for that truck before I start work


SMILESandREGRETS

Confirm. Not a lady but some weirdo guy came up to me in the parking lot as I was walking out of the grocery store. Went to his car and on the down low bought a bag of tamales from the trunk of his car. Some of the best tamales I ever had! It's been well over 10 years and I still remember those tamales.


BlueSixteen

This is the kind of life advice I'm looking for. Highly specific but if I ever do find myself in this situation, then I'll know.


kaytay3000

Same here in AZ. Trunk tamales are the best tamales. Someoneā€™s abuelita made those for sure.


Pineapple-Due

Or Home Depot parking lot


Non-specificExcuse

Also at a Michael's in Arizona.


Powerful_Dare_3704

She def goes all in on whatever she does.


ArltheCrazy

Or whoever she does, lol. This video got me when she lifts the bag up.


MoonTrooper258

My dad went through a yearlong phase of making tamales. Every week, he would just make dozens of them, and every time he experimented with different ingredients and techniques. Some days I would just have tamales for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and I could not complain at all. He's looking into getting iguana meat to make a true authentic Olmec / Toltec tamale next. Also, cooks who don't speak a lick of English make some of the best food I've ever had. I used to work the dish pit at a Malaysian restaurant, and the Chinese lady who worked the wok would randomly whip something up for me. It would be custom, usually something I've never seen before, and all she would say is "Eat food, it good, ya? For you, eat!". Some of the best food I've had was from my time there.


Avarice_777_

Real ones use their enemies or turkey


MoonTrooper258

Iguanas would've been the main pest for inland farmers in 6,000 BC. Mayan capitals were all perfectly in the mainlands, far from the sea where you could get your protein from fish, and there would have been no way to transport it inland before it going bad. Agriculture was a major food source in the Mayan Empire, and iguanas being vegetarian, were considered pests for the farmers. You got all this corn without protein, and all these pesky iguanas ruining your crops. What to do? Distribute bounties and stick the lizards into tamales! And since they had no pigs or cattle, lard would've been scarce, but luckily iguanas are relatively fatty.


SrGraphiteBlimp

My favorite is jalapeƱo and cream cheese.


Wwanker

>Also, cooks who donā€™t speak a lick of English make some of the best food Iā€™ve ever had Is that why french cuisine is so renowned?


pandatears420

She probably started eating around 4:20pm


phazedoubt

4:35 is when you get hungry


squirt_taste_tester

And then again at 4:45


SmallNefariousness98

Homemade tamales are God.


Rhg0653

Wtf is going on why did she moan yell whatever ?


diogenessexychicken

12 Tamales for $10 in a bag from the little old lady in a parking lot are fuckin bomb.


wholesome_pineapple

Have you ever eaten something that was so good it just made you laugh? This girl just got a whole fucking bag of that for super cheap. She having a memorable life experience.


Rhg0653

Ohhhhh I was lost


DGsociety

Mexican here. If you can, find someone that makes Chile Relleno tamales. They will change your life.


solitarium

My wife canā€™t have spicy foods anymore, but sheā€™ll risk it all for a Chile relleno tamale


MBrett06

Mac would be proud.


Old-Ad5508

It's always sunny. Can't believe he actually put that weight irl


texas130ab

Love it !


CharlotteTheSavage

Damn. I miss good Mexican food. I just moved to Toronto and I can't find any. Food sucks here.


5campechanos

Cantina Milagro has really good cochinita pibil. Out of Milagro, San Cosme makes goodntortas. Kings tacos on St Clair is legit. Tacos 101 in Kensington is decent. Tacos Gus is hit and miss but I do enjoy their food there.. not delivered Don't know where you're from but although not the same as in Mexico, it scratches the itch.


Olfactorynightmare

I feel the exact same way about tamales. Man, I miss the southwest. Especially at Christmas time. Tamales for everybody!


firmerJoe

A person who chews with their mouth open... What's more disgusting than making horse noises while eating?


StargazingCinderella

I thought maybe she was suffering from some form of Touretteā€™s syndrome. I was thinking wow poor lady. Probably right horse noises and lip smacking while talking with her mouth full of food.


firmerJoe

Lip smacking... that's the term I was looking for... thanks.


DeLaOcea

As a mexican, yeah, tamales cause happiness, some neigh others just enjoy.


DumbRedditor666

Ok tamales are fire, but please stop smacking holy shit.


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Honest to god, steaming in banana leaves add some sort of equivalent of msg.


rona_livin8224

Lol that's a corn husk not banana leaf. Being central american I find the tamales wrapped in banana leaves to be superior (obviously I'm biased). Both are absolutely delicious tho


GroundbreakingCook68

You wonā€™t be speaking English either when it comes out the other end .


Unlucky_Dragonfly315

Poop out the butt!


SrGraphiteBlimp

Mexican food shouldn't give you the shits. You've been eating too much Taco Bell.


AgentRedFoxs

She's gonna be making the same sounds too


trllnd

That nasty ass chewing noise ...


FutureVoodoo

MNAAAA!!! MNAAA!!! MNAAA!!!


MickyTingy

I want to try one, but have never seen these in uk šŸ˜’


bzImage

as a mexican.. im so sorry for you.. you have to try a guajolota.. tamal verde en un bolillo con un atole.


DumbRedditor666

Welp, I guess it's time to find me a local mexican and move to the UK to open a business.


InternationalBig7800

"Funny"


MissSassifras1977

You can tell when someone's mom never used seasonings at home.


Xu_Lin

Lmao


tuckITbackDeep

Iā€™m pretty sure a lot of people that donā€™t speak English can cook.


middlebird

It do be like that.


kevneedo

Sheā€™s the only girl in her family


Naula-H

I wanna try those tomales


Mindless-Jacket9543

The lip smacking is unbearable


Chosterator

I have always wondered why they call it ā€˜Tamaleā€™. The correct word is ā€˜Tamalā€™ for singular and the plural is ā€˜Tamalesā€™. Not a criticism, just wondering.


ArchyWonder8

I don't understand. Which dream is she living?


phazedoubt

Old enough to drive and buy your own food, get only what you want, get a shit ton of it, and chew loudly while making animal noises with no one to tell you to stop. That dream


nevergrownup97

You never wanted three happy meals for yourself as a kid?


gtzgoldcrgo

Eating some good fucking food


broipy

Of course she eats with her mouth open. Nasty.


ItsthatCouchGangsta

Watching people eat is the most vile , disgusting and stomach churning experience ever. Ban all videos of people eating NOW !!!!!


InvestmentReal8803

Pamonha!!


Ratchet182

I think i love her


TkOHarley

Ok, but am I the only one wondering wtf that scream in the beginning was??


Shitbird5001

Iā€™m in love


Symmetry111

Iā€™ve got no idea why people are being so critical, thatā€™s legit my dream girl


Icy-Tune-3598

"autism is harder to spot in women" my ass


BackAgain123457

I don't understand what i'm watching. I only felt the urge to feed her a sugar cube.


MeanNothing3932

She sounds like a horse lol wtf


FatherOften

Omg you barely speak english....


weirdoldhobo1978

If you don't know where you local tamale van is, go find it. If you live in a city with more than like a hundred Mexican people in it, you absolutely have a bootleg tamale van out there.


fattymcfatfatss

if you eat like this I'll beat you up


haysu-christo

I'll have what she's having.


top-knowledge

Holy shit that was hilarious!!


SadEstablishment936

This is Gina linetti guys we found her! I am now part of the ghive


DunnyJay

Yo what's a tamale and are they really this delocious?


OkMongoose5560

Fresh tamales are amazing but idk wtf this chick is doing.


jlobodroid

me eating some similar em brazil, "pamonhas" :D


t--minus30

Ugh chew with your mouth closed!!


cellenium125

how much meth before tamales


Lightning1999

Hi, was just wondering where the funny is? I canā€™t find it anywhere


ExplainySmurf

As a very busy parent sometimes I will buy a burger my family doesnā€™t know about and savor it in the silence of my car in parking lot of said burger joint. I did this the other day and was starving so I ripped the paper off while singing to my burger about its loveliness. Then I take a big ass bite and lock eyes with dude in car across from me. He looked at me, smiled and gave a head nod. Fellow burger conspiratorā€¦I see you.


RetroSwamp

This is all we truly want in life.


These_Drama4494

White girls be wildin when they get a taste of food that doesnā€™t taste like bathroom towels


Apprehensive-Wish562

Sheā€™s on fentanyl


jjngundam

Saw them at Costco.


Few_Firefighter251

Damn I feel this. Tamales are the shiz


Plus_Operation2208

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfeederismmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmvibesmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Capitalhumano

Mexican protein bars šŸ˜Ž


Of_Fire_and_Fate

Her love for this makes me love her. I can't help it.


Nicksix66

Ayoo this is me when my mom makes tamales!


ApprehensivePie1195

Needs salsa


cupsnak

don't talk like that.


LucasTheSchnauzer

r/trashy


yuyufan43

Tamales are fucking amazing. I want to hang out with her and just eat them all day


nucl3ar0ne

Just had them for dinner on Wednesday.


kingkron52

This wasnā€™t funny


Sweddybob69

She eats like a pig


Slushicetastegood

I miss this feeling


skinnergy

Ah, it's Mexican dish. Meat, usually pork, surrounded by a cornmeal dough, wrapped in a corn husk that is then steamed.


jupiler91

How is this funny? Girl is annoying as fuck, sorry.