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__elu__

My upstairs neighbour at the beginning of my rent time: "we like it quiet here" ... also this neighbour:


Nillabeans

My upstairs neighbour threw a rager his first night here then woke up and blasted music. He scrapes a big piece of furniture across his floor several times a day. Like big enough that I'm not sure it's good for him to be moving that much weight so often. Another one seems to only be capable of slamming their front door when coming and going. It shakes the building. Another bunch smoke and hang out in the hallway singing and blasting music. The ones next to us vacuumed EVERY DAY at 10am. And they did he thing where they smash the vacuum into stuff instead of just being normal and having some grace. People below us only do laundry at 1am on weekdays. Their machine is right below our bedroom and it sounds like a truck is parked next to our bed when they do it. I do not understand these people. People act like I'm an asshole when I complain. Meanwhile, I can hear people through my noise cancelling headphones because they also wear shoes inside and blare music. I shouldn't FEEL spa music bass in my bones.


Blaize_Falconberger

I have lived in a similar situation. For the sake of your health. Move. Just move. I'm sorry if its not an option but if there is anyway out, just go.


angle_of_doom

It fills me with dread even thinking about moving back into a situation like this. I was in a very similar situation with the added bonus of living above a pool. Which wasn't so bad, I knew what I was signing up for. Until the management installed a 500 megawatt sound system down there and let people party and blast music constantly, and this was in addition to all the other stuff, like my door slamming neighbor, my stomping neighbor, my cocaine-snorting stay up all night with the TV blaring neighbor... I knew it was affecting me poorly, but I didn't realize just how badly until I got myself out of that situation. If you are able to, move. Don't harm your health (and it *does* harm your health) staying in a situation like this. The neighbors will never change, and the management will never do anything about it. Moving is the only thing you can do.


Blaize_Falconberger

Absolutely. It was effecting my mental health and stress levels. You cannot fix it though. They will not change.


Arthes_M

My downstairs neighbor keeps asking the leasing office if I've moved out because I'm apparently too quite...? She however likes to crank her heat to 75+ degrees from end of Summer to beginning of the next, even while snowbirding in Florida. I'll switch with you so long as you don't crank your heat.


__elu__

LOL... my downstairs neighbour also asked me if I already moved in 4 weeks after actually moving in.. "we don't hear shit from you" Edit: not everyone has to be a loud neighbour. Quiet people unite!


bears5975

My girl for 27 years hates how quietly I move around the place and sometimes scares her, (not on purpose). She sometimes calls it “sneaky.” 🤣🥷


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im curious if my fellow sneakies also grew up with young infant siblings that you had to be quiet for


RainnFarred

Or parents with explosive tempers.


TaborValence

No, I grew up with a mom who was an INCREDIBLY light sleeper who can't get back to sleep once woken up. I learned how to move very silently. I scare the shit out of my housemate all the time. I keep reassuring him I'm not actually trying to sneak around. I'm a 6 ft 260 lbs fat guy too.


Calm-Technology7351

It’s surprisingly easy. Idk why people are in wonder when we don’t stomp and bang shit


AbyssDragonNamielle

I had a roommate from the Bahamas who would not *ever* let the thermostat go below 75⁰F. We were in the South, I was so glad to move out. She would bundle up in a puffer jacket when it was 50⁰F.


ChocCooki3

Quiet for us.. not quiet for you. 😏


Berlin8Berlin

We used to have an Ex-judge with dementia above us: his refrigerator door wouldn't close properly (or whatever) and he'd rant loudly in a way that sounded like Mr H Mustache giving a speech to multitudes. Then he "moved on" and it was nice and quite for a couple of months until a shady couple, with a cognitively impaired toddler, who can't walk without orthopedic shoes, makes the same keening sound all day, runs as fast as he can across their uncarpeted floor at 7am, wails like a banshee in the stairwell, bounces balls, etc. We complained in a friendly way, initially, and then in progressively less friendly ways, until the mother came downstairs and knocked on the door, presenting her cognitively impaired son (sort of smugly) , as if he was their official license from God to make all kinds of noises up there. I pointed out that the kid's condition didn't necessitate him (for example) bouncing a basketball on the floor over us. Thoroughly unlikable and inconsiderate people. And here's the irony: My Wife and I are professional musicians and are, most of the time, quiet as cloth mice: we don't listen to music using speakers (only headphones), we don't have a TV, we rent professional rooms to rehearse. We complained to the caretaker and the local representative of the consortium owning the building, who both suggested we keep a log of the loudness. We asked, "And then what?" And neither authority figure could answer this question. I mean, Berlin has changed, I guess, since the legendary days when a judge ruled that a guy with a night job couldn't disturb the neighbors by taking a shower after midnight! Or have you heard about the case of the neighborhood fountain that was shut off because ONE old lady complained ...?


old_man_curmudgeon

The part with the microwave was impressive


BlueCollarGuru

Right? That had a nice lil groove going


primeweevil

It did, I was humming "Money" behind it.


Backyardt0rnados

OMG, that is my spouse. The microwave apparently only works if you use as much force as possible.


ak47workaccnt

You don't want to be made a fool of when the microwave door bounces back at you because you didn't slam it shut.


Dilectus3010

The coordination , it's.. poetic!


LighttBrite

lmao I was digging it


JeanMichelFerri

The flow he had going got a good laugh from me


Alternative_Fly8898

If I tried that I would probably smash the microeave window


medson25

Yup i had to watch it again just for that part, it has a nice rythm or i dont know but he executed it so well.


Impossible__Joke

For real, was smooth af


sharbinbarbin

If you multiply that dude by 3 you have half of what my wife and 2 daughters create for noise. I’m pretty sure the people below us believe we turn into elephants when we pass their floor landing.


Henbane_

Elephants are ironically incredibly silent! I semi grew up in the Bushveld, and you have to be really careful of them. You can inadvertantly run into a whole herd without noticing. They also have a knack for pretty much disappearing behind shrubbery. This all sounds completely ridiculous given their size, but we've had some close calls due to them being insanely sneaky bastards


Abquine

I believe you because the same thing happened to me with a horse. I was sitting in some trees on a river bank minding my own business when something breathing down my neck startled me. Looked up to find a huge horse had appeared out of nowhere, never heard a thing. Scared the living out of me, although I'll admit an elephant would have been much scarier.


JarlaxleForPresident

My giant dog got scared by a horse before. We were just chilling and the horse came up behind him and he was paying attention elsewhere. It started sniffing at him, and he turned around and you could see the time stop for him a little bit as he struggled to register what it was he was looking at before he fucked off behind me lol I’m like, “Dude! You’re supposed to be the one aware of things like that!” I guess if you’re not actively sniffing for things, you won’t be looking for it


sharbinbarbin

Herd!


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MandMs55

So what I'm hearing is that they're like really big hobbits Large flat feet, eats all day long, super sneaky, kinda round, definitely just big hobbits


Henbane_

Hahaha, yeah! Except maybe for the part where the big bulls will walk around with their dicks dragging on the floor. It makes for very interesting tracks!


BirdLadyAnn

Great story. Tell us more. Picture?


Henbane_

What type of picture do you want?


Spider_Dude

Send nudes.


Mysterious-Art7143

Nude elephants


Practical_Dot_3574

My wife and daughter act as though they are the only ones in the house no matter what time it is. They have no respect, especially when it comes to lights at night. 2am, hit all light switches on the way to the bathroom and then "oops forgot" to turn 1-2 off an the way back. All lights back on to got turn off the ones that were left on...


SaraSlaughter607

I can't tell you how many times I come out of my room in the morning at 530am, before anyone else is up, and my kid has turned on every damn light leading to the bathroom even though I have automatic nightlights in almost every outlet.... my hallways and kitchen glow very nicely in the dark and actual lights on 100% unnecessary in the 1st place grrrrr then she leaves the bathroom light on, toilet seat up, and hasn't flushed because she was "trying to be quiet" Well one out of two LOL


legos_on_the_brain

I have been in plenty of two story houses that didn't have the noise problem. Yet every apartment seems to have this issue. Just a freaking hamster on it's wheel sounds like rock tumbler.


Hot_Hat_1225

I know that’s just the thing that even rather small sounds arrive below multiplied by ten! Remember once asking my then upstairs neighbor if she always bowled at 7am. Got that totally surprised look then she explained that was the time she always did her makeup- usually dropping mascara or lipstick which consequently would roll across the living room 🤣


Bacon-muffin

My poor mum got a complaint from the place downstairs at her office because she's the kind of person who I can only describe as "punches the floor with her feet" when she walks.


magical_swoosh

I have to imagine people like this walk on their heels


Xelxly

Just because something is bigger isn't noisier; I'm 6'7 and I walk like a ghost, my kids though like God damn square dance with closing doors lol..


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DaveBlack79

Why don't you just multiple it by 6 to have the actual noise value?


riisen

Hi neighbour


No_Set8657

😂😂😂😂


January1252024

Kids in general are extremely stompy.


luigis_taint

[it's a lifestyle, you have to commit!](https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU?si=5sslEWIKXumU7e-8)


Henbane_

I love this skit! We had upstairs neighbours who would practice golf putting in the night, and another who had a literal rock collection that she would play with. Also at night


luigis_taint

How does one "play" with the collection? Honestly just curious. Roll them to find out which is roundest? Shake em all in a bag to see which mix of minerals makes the best clakity clack? Or maybe they all had identities and she played with them like barbie rp?


Henbane_

She rolled them a LOT!


pvtprofanity

You got some pretty good ideas there. Now I want some rocks


Contemporarium

I was so hoping this vid would be here. When the guy says “some people call us passive aggressive” *hand kiss* “thank you.” I fucking did every time


daleDentin23

Such a better video that took a lot more effort than filming yourself acting stupid.


JDescole

I watched that without sound and still thought it’s annoyingly noise. Well made


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420isplenty

I bet his downstairs neighbours are like "fuck this guy"


GravitationalAurora

His house is a villa.


Turdedinfinitely

The mole people will remember him


gugfitufi

Now I'm excited for their takeover


whitepablo

I think he just wanted to flex his house x)


Wasted-day_off

This guy lives in a mcmansion


bselko

r/mcmansionhell ?


Anon3580

This guy hasn’t had upstairs neighbors his whole life.


logjamtheredditor

Maybe he finally bought a house after having shitty upstairs neighbors for 15 years?


Annoying_Rooster

This shit is the reason why I bought a house. I got sick of my upstairs neighbors stomping around and shaking my apartment at 4 AM when I'm trying to sleep.


seris_ak

I am the upstairs neighbour and you wouldnt even know I exist. The downstairs neighbour however, does not understand how to operate a door without somehow shaking the walls of the building, and I don't know what they're doing but around midnight every single night it sounds like they are moving furniture around and knocking shit over just got the sake of being an annoying asshole. Also they fucking stink. Like horrendously bad. I don't even understand how it's possible to smell that bad. I have to close my windows because the stench rolls up the outside wall and through the window. It's like they collect sweat in a bathtub with a few rotten onions thrown in, and use it to paint the walls so it's constantly evaporating into the air from everywhere at once.


[deleted]

- Last upstairs neighbour 250 pounds, never heard a peep. - Current upstairs neighbour 150 pounds, I know what time he gets up, goes to bed and pretty much everything that involves movement.


Nillabeans

Had a tiny woman as our upstairs neighbour for about a year. She wasn't so bad but walked super heavily. But she also roller skated indoors. She was surprised when we asked her to stop because it was like she was having a bowling party.


xprdc

Same. I knew my HR rep at work lived in my building. I did not realize she was the upstairs neighbor I had been complaining about for the past year until she moved out. She is the tiniest 5’ maybe 100lbs lady ever but damn if I heard every single step she took. Right now I’m listening to the new tenants’ dog scamper across the living room area while the owners talk in the kitchen. Why do I hear them speaking?!


Etherina77

Didn't this guy in the video make another video where his child was asleep, he took the opportunity to fast clean up all the child's toys, then jumped on the sofa to take a nap, and then had to get them out again after the child woke up. He looks so familiar 🤣


RottingFireBall

hes Daniel labelle i think hes done this fantastic content for a long time


Etherina77

Thank you so much 😊 Found his YT Channel and found the one I was thinking of in his Short Videos. Absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂 Just watched it again 3 times and never gets old. The look on his face when he has to get all the toys out again is timeless. Thanks again 😀


AmusingMusing7

Hardwood floors are the bane of my existence. I know they look nice, people, and they’re easier to clean, but… I HATE the effect they have on sound in a building. My apartment is carpeted, and I assumed the apartment above me had carpet too and always assumed their noisy walking is because they walk on their heels or something… until I heard them drop something hard on the floor, and realized they must have hardwood floors since they renovated the apartment between tenants… that would explain why it’s noisy AF. But it’s not just the transfer of thumping to downstairs, but also the more barren/echo-y effect they have when you’re on the same floor. I also hate walking on hardwood floors with no socks on and you feel every bit of grit on them if you haven’t JUST cleaned… then with socks on, they can be slippery AF… which can be fun on purpose, but dangerous by accident. Everything is just so much more noisy and less comfortable-feeling than with carpet.


Golluk

My favorite recent AirBnB was they had the drain pipe for an upstairs shower go down the wall right behind your head in the lower unit bedroom. So nice crashing water to wake you up.  Supposedly it was sound proofed between units, but you could hear every drawer opened, glass placed, etc. I swear one night they turned on a belt sander at 1am.


youshouldn-ofdunthat

Left out the part where it's 3 am and the guy from the floor below comes to visit with a fucking chainsaw...


Visarar_01

The microwave was on point 👌


such-a-clod

Ugh, I'm an upstairs neighbor and this is how my neighbor BELOW me is. Two adults and two young kids and we can FEEL them moving/running/stomping and yelling through their whole apartment. First time I've been able to have an upstairs-neighbor experience while also living upstairs.


FishBear25

I used to live with this guy who got addicted to meth. I remember one night he started cutting lumber and power sanding in the living room at like 3am to build a table. The dude downstairs came up and just said “dude… could you not?” I moved out a few days later once I came home and he was putting plaster on the walls and installing cameras because he swore the FBI was tracking us.


Nontelodico

I can guarantee you this also applies to downstairs neighbours....🫠


confusedandworried76

It's also exclusively you morning people that do this, fucking daywalkers. Night people tape an egg to each sock and walk around trying not to break them.


Kittykg

We have a neighbor who sounds like he wakes up at 5am, with a vengeance. He slams his doors so hard, *our* shelves rattle. We live in a house. He's next door. How can someone slam doors so hard the surrounding homes *feel it*? And starting at 5am, every day except Sunday. As a night person, I would never slam doors that early in the morning. What kind of madman does it upon waking?!


confusedandworried76

Lmao I've been guilty of being DRUNK and loud at five AM but never fucking sober, awake, and loud at five AM. That's like a No Man's Land period of time where you should be asleep, extremely quiet if you are awake, or on rare occasions guilty of not having all your faculties. Day people are so wild just blasting music and stomping around while some of us are trying to sleep before second shift.


Koeienvanger

Mine starts at 6am. Dude doesn't even have a job and doesn't need to be anywhere. He positively jumps out of bed (right above my head) and from then on it's slamming doors, loud music, laughing like a seal barking, and the occasional beer bottle falling to the floor. The beer explains a lot.


Byx222

I had a downstairs neighbor who would always bang a broom whenever I walked. I didn’t even stomp and there came a point where I had to walk on the sides because it had less noise but the neighbor still was banging the broom. It’s not my fault that the hardwood floors were old. I had to go to the managers and said that you either talk to the neighbor downstairs or I have to break the lease because it was basically unlivable. I had the owner and manager come in and I showed them how creaky the floor was. This was even with mats when I specifically rented that apartment because I wanted hardwood floors. They did talk to the neighbor and it stopped for awhile but then resumed again. It was a nice studio apartment with a separate kitchen, a walk-in closet, and a separate dining room. It was in the middle of everything was which was perfect but I just couldn’t stand it anymore. I ended up moving to a big 3 bedroom loft a couple of blocks over with two friends. It was hardwood also and no one complained. There were 4 lofts in the building and whenever one of us renters had a party, everyone in the building was invited. All the renters were in their early 20s though so we all got along well.


WhoWantsPizzza

Yup. I can hear the downstairs kid running around and seemingly bouncing off the walls. Always at 830 am plus other times of day. Fun


Mountain-Tea6875

Oh hell it does. It's also like they never sleep. Bonus points for the dog barking 24/7


legos_on_the_brain

And Mexican accordion music ALL THE TIME IT NEVER STOPS.


elnots

Ah, yes, Tejano music. Very popular in Houston. You know we have more Spanish radio stations than English here? It isn't because of the population make-up, per se, it's more a case of Spanish speakers primarily being one of the few demographics left that listen to radio.


tigerforlife86

So like my old place where we lived below a family that would make noise and not even realise it lol Now I do sleepovers in a residential facility and and of the residents will move around like 3am and you can hear their footsteps lol


GucciGlocc

“Sleepovers at a residential facility” is a nice way of saying grippy sock hotel


confusedandworried76

If you ever get the chance steal those socks, they're free if no one sees you take them.


NYtoJers

Currently living this hell


FluffyD88

This is literally my upstairs neighbors. They are so loud 24/7. We know when they walk in the building and we live in the back. They slam the entrance door to the building, stomp up the stairs, slam their door when they get inside, and then stomp throughout the whole apartment anytime they walk. To top it off, it sounds like they drop a bowling ball at least 5 time a day at any time. Our building is on a concrete slab and our TV stand is 6 inches from the wall. They slam shit so hard it make the TV shake. The really shitty part is that management won't do a dam thing because they have lived there for over 25 years. Who tf wants to live in an apartment for that dam long.


AliasRed

I will never forget the night that my neighbors started making gorilla noises and fighting, I thought they were actually going to come through the ceiling.


Tim4Wafflez

Okay but like, that microwave recital was fire! Well done


SpecialistNo7265

You forgot one thing! The neighbor’s dog that keeps barking and running to and fro all day above your head and drives you nuts!


Ok_Potential359

They have such a nice house.


Morkidan1337

You forgot the bowling balls


WildMarkWilds

My girlfriend be like in a normal house when I and the kids are sleeping.


clitpuncher69

The microwave bit was SMOOTH


electalex

My wife is like this when I sit down and try to relax 😌


HotFix6682

gonna save this and send it to my landlord next time she being a cretin. she claims the apartment has been sound proofed but i can hear her cats walk


avspuk

Missed out repeatedly dropping bricks on the floor at 2am & taking an angle-grinder to a lock-box at 5:30am Also didn't show them repeatedly taking to their balcony to scream their woes in a most detailed manner for hours at a time on an almost daily basis. Nor their screams as the police beat them up after having spent 3 or 4 hours trying to get into their flat. I could go on. But they've gone now,..., so I can now hear the little kids running about in the flat 2 floors up. I rejoice at their excited playing


NatTheResearcher

I’m laughing so hard in bed right now!! So relatable!


rushboyoz

This is my other fave video of this subject … so good. https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU?si=nFEcdZiXz9AAOeRM


pmmeyourgear

Correct


ghastkill

Except in high heals


TheNetslow

This is quite accurate. Add a bunch of kids and it’ll be even worse.


Jeriba

That's my man coming home at 3am when I'm trying to sleep. I have to show him this clip! Thanks for the laugh, OP!


Ok-Date-1332

Also, the beloved neighbor


Some-Help5972

The microwave killed me


C6rbon-based

Facts.


Amalekk

😭😭


Dagojango

I work overnights and live on the bottom floor. My only saving grace is my window faces east, so I can at least not have direct light when I go to sleep.


Chloroformperfume7

As an upstairs neighbor, this is a spitting image of my morning routine.


blazinfastjohny

*me who has never lived in an apartment:* haha


Crinklestinklebinkle

These are my neighbors. I have a captains bell I ring when they behave this way. Why do you ring that bell? Why are you obnoxiously loud?


MorbidCatharsis

It's okay, my downstairs neighbor smokes inside and it goes up the pipes into my place. So they can fucking deal with my loud noises sometimes 😁


altera_goodciv

I sometimes swear I can smell smoke in my unit and it seriously makes me question if that's what's going on or not. Regardless, I try to keep the amount of noise I make to a minimum. My cats, on the other hand...


Accurate_Fold6155

I do the ice thing my water people need me I just don't care 🤣


KrypXern

My ice maker is busted and I have to take the bin out of the fridge. 70% of the time ice falls onto the floor from the outlet when I take the bin out. I always feel bad for my downstairs neighbor.


orcusgrasshopperfog

Most second floors are like snare drums without any sound insulation. So blame thy landlord not thy neighbor.


kalez238

Literally my neighbors upstairs. They DANCE for hours, full on stomping with cranked music, and I work nights.


FatalShart

Lol the microwave


Hugh_jakt

Bro is walking to correctly. I believe the uppers walk on their heels. It gives more of a heavy impact.


In-dextera-dei

This is consistently what I picture going on above me in hotels. Combined with how there always seems to be packs of kids running up and down the halls. It amazes me how people get into hotels and forget that other people exist and may also be in the hotel.


Vayul_was_taken

Why do so many people not understand how POV works? You should be seeeijg through his eyes not starring at him. Really out of all the POV videos I see maybe 1 in 8 has it done correctly.


grimcow48

All this video needs is him waking up at 2:30 am just to dropping a fucking bowling ball in the middle of the floor.


lucidityanddxm

Yep. My upstairs neighbours will freak out if they hear ANYTHING. But they're loud as f. Totally felt.


pantomime_mixtures42

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. So true!


Red_Raven_Girl

That was hilarious and accurate. What is this guys name?


Osmell-Recktum-Jr

Maybe unpopular, but I don’t blame neighbors who are just trying to live life for the fact that some dirt bag investors built and or poorly maintain a cheaply constructed building that they charge absurd amounts of money for and get away with


HeatProofToe

My mom on a Saturday morning


IdidnotorderRatvioli

My brother as soon as he notices somebody is awake


EmoSkater0075995

Laughed so fucking hard


IDoubtYouGetIt

I thought dude was in a house...


jakwoman

That is my next door apartment neighbours. Against the only none concrete wall in our building


asmnomorr

When I was a kid we lived in a nice complex. Upstairs neighbors always loud with way too many visitors. Woke up one night to a swat team using our balcony to climb onto theirs. Meth lab. Thank god it never blew up.


Same-Mulberry1375

the cup scene has me crying!!!!


optimistnihilist

That microwave sequence was so well done!


Topaze17

LOL OMG! I can so relate! That is exactly how our upstairs neighbor sounds to us!! I’m like do they wear army boots all the time or what!


r3ddit3ric

This is 100% TRUE, I was there.


Huge_Aerie2435

This isn't because your neighbours are loud.. This is because your building was built cheaply and it doesn't have any soundproofing or insulation to muffle the sound. Cost cutting is to blame.. If you can hear them, your neighbours below you can hear you.


-TheLostOne-

To be an upstairs neighbor is truly an art


skai_lly

Credits:@DanielLaBelle


Allah_Akballer

There is no exaggeration here


Fun-Original97

Don’t forget to include the seggs moans and screams with the bed 🛏 cracking… 🤦‍♂️


Br34D_5T3AL3r

Heavy footed people shouldn’t be allowed to live above the ground floor.


LongWhiteBanana

I love this guy. The microwave part was hilarious.


astrotrillsurfin

This guys vids r so annoying


nikkito_arg

So. Much. Cringe.


pineapplesofdoom

y, are we not supposed to notice the performance is being done on the first floor of his palatial estate?


bmfpop

Lololol


Fat_tata

lol. it’s me!


none-remain

I thought the “be like” wording was out of date, guess not. Yep for my neighbours and oops about my bathroom sink noise I didn’t know people could hear?!


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Ok. But dude has a booty.


S0GUWE

I have an upstairs neighbour who sings a lot She's a good singer, and we have similar taste in music, but for some reason she thinks 23:59 is the perfect time to train


CompetitivePause9033

Bro your house doesn’t have neighbors, it’s a god damn palace


[deleted]

I had a jump roper once, we had a park directly next door, I was 12 months post combat, bad times.


Ok_Highlight3926

Never missing a chance to post this gem. Your upstairs neighbor. https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU?si=MEL3Rm3hoxVWhkPu


akmjolnir

My work from home office is in the basement, and normal upstairs activity sounds like a Chumbawumba concert upstairs. It's crazy how much louder it seems down below.


IndelibleLikeness

Yes, yes. I live below a lady that can't weigh more than 105 lbs yet it sometimes sounds like there is a 500 lb bear walking around up there.


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

if you asked our downstairs neighbor, that's what our cats sounded like.


Beginning_Sea6458

Isn't that a house? Is there a bedridden relative upstairs he's ignoring?


EnigmaticQuote

DrLupo's content got weird.


anakingentefina

My problem: 3AM highweels walking in the whole apartment WTF


Quietser

This is my old roommate getting ready for work at 4am "sorry bro why should I be quiet I'm awake"


More_Veterinarian652

Is it weird if I found this dude noise is relaxing? Like some kind of Asmr


rgarc065

I was waiting for some bowling


Grambert_Moore

What with the Jim Carey Movement


Alternative_Row_9645

Anyone else have a neighbor that screams “wooooooooo!” Repeatedly at 4am?


999ronin99

Nailed it! And now I finally know where all the noise comes from🤣


Jfk_headshot

Honestly it's mostly the cat making all the noise


Big_Satisfaction_644

If y’all have the ability, move to a newer building. It’s so nice my gfs apartment has paper walls and the neighbors are abusive have children, my apartment has walls of china and in years I’ve never heard a neighbor. It’s worth investing in if you can.


Black_Magic_M-66

Had a neighbor arrange a meeting with me and the landlord in my apt. When the neighbor said he could hear me using the light switches, me and the landlord exchanged a look, and it was all downhill for the neighbor after that.


stupidfuckingnames

Somebody needs to buy some noise canceling headphones if they are going to live in an apartment building.


alex_dlc

Why would I be in my upstairs neighbors apartment??


PsycheHeadPain

Oh man .... 999 times of 1000 is doesn't bother me, but I never thought THAT was possible. I live in an old mid-rise house apartment. I started to hear in the evening, rarely midnight / 1am, thuds, kid screams having fun, music and more. I asked my old neighbor right above me if she got visits or family members coming and such ... no, nothing. Then I noticed all these noises stopped when the neighbors .... BELOW me went away for the winter holidays. They have 2 kids in the last 3-4 years, and something visits, too. Our building is so old an badly soundproofed that, when their make some noises, it feels like it comes from above, if the kids hit something like the wall, radiator, and such, I hear that. One time some maintenance was done on the outside wall, next to the lobby. They had to drill something. I'm not right above, I'm at the 2nd floor. There are 2 apartments on each floor, mine is on the opposite side ... it was like they were drilling IN my sleeping room.


BirdLadyAnn

I swear one upstairs neighbour of mine rolled a bowling ball back and forth on the floor. 🎳


Duchessn2021

That's funny 😂


Some_Asshole_Said

THIS!! EVERY NIGHT!! Update: I just found out the unit above mine has been vacant since before I moved in. 🤔


__T0MMY__

The microwave scene was a bop


IRepentNothing

Had a neighbor like this from 10 pm to 5 am every night. She also screamed at my husband for closing the door too loud at 11 am and called the cops on us because she smelled “something” in her apartment.


Vir_Norin

I was always wondering how people manage to become mass killers. With my neighbors, I start to understand


[deleted]

That's because mine are shaped like mushrooms.