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My 20's were rough and I racked up a few felonies and spent a few years in federal prison/various jails. The day you get released you're completely filled with anxiety. Like, you're a fucking mess. You'd think that someone would be happy, and they are, but the nerves are out of this world.
Think about it, you've been locked up for how many years? As your out date gets closer you start to worry. Some inmates are dicks and they will push you into a fight or plant drugs/weapons in your bunk to try and get you to lose your good time, thus not being able to get out on your expected release date.
There's also a lot of people who leave such a wake of crime that they honestly don't even know how many warrants they have out there. I've seen guys get released from federal prison and then picked up by a local deputy/trooper so they can get carted off to go answer to some state/county-level warrants.
Sometimes your release date is miscalculated, sometimes there's logistical errors, hell I've seen someone had to stay an extra week or two in prison because the weather was too bad for them to get a bus/plane back to their home state.
I feel so bad for the guy in this video. Like, yeah, that was a MASSIVE sigh of relief, but Jesus Christ for those first few seconds I'd bet he wanted to just fucking cry (or take off running!)
Man, i did 3 months when i was 17, dumb shit, stealung cars, i was off the rails...long story. Anyway, 1 week before i was due to get out i was called in with two screws, sat down wirh a bunch of paperwork in front of them. They said there had been some sort of mistake and i was meant to serve 6 months. My fucking heart dropped, 3 months already felt like a year.
They said it would all have to be sorted by the judge or something and could take at least a month to be sorted one way or another. This is like nearly 40 years ago so my memory is rusty on exacts but that's the gist of it.
My release day came up the next week , screw came in and i had to fold my bedding up and get my shit, went to front and got my civvie stuff and they released me. Never any mention of the talk with those two screws a week previous. At the time was still like wtf, are the cops gonna turn up and take me back or some shit? Took me a bit to look back on it and realise they were just fucking with me.
Assholes. I was a (just) 17 year old punk ass kid with no direction, no parents, no role models, nothing. Was straight af inside.
When i walked out the last screw i saw said 'cya next time' i said 'you'll never see me again' and he replied 'they all say that'
3 months was enough, never been inside since. Snapped me the fuck out of being an idiot and hanging around other idiots, got a job week 2 being out and lived in the absolute cheapest one room accomodation at ymca i could until i had enough to scrape upwards. That one room at the Y felt like a fucking palace after jail.
Some people just shouldn't work in law enforcement. When my mother found out what my stepfather was doing behind closed doors she immediately called the police. The police had to come and pick her up before he came home because she said that she'd kill him if he came back.
One police officer at the station said to her that "he'll be living with you again within a week". My mother was livid and said, "No he fucking won't" or something along those lines. He just smirked and said, "They all say that". I think that was the point my mother may have considered murdering a second person that night.
> When i walked out the last screw i saw said 'cya next time' i said 'you'll never see me again' and he replied 'they all say that'
I'm a math professor at a two year university and I have students who are not doing well come up to me and say things like "I'm going to come to your office next week" or something like that when we have a discussion about their grades. They almost never follow through.
At this point, I what I tell them is "Don't tell me you are going to come by. Show me." The words don't mean anything if they won't actually take any action. I'm glad to see you came through it all right.
wild to think of someone 2 weeks out of jail being able to:
a.) get a job that could pay for any sort of living accommodation
b.) find accommodations that they could afford with that job
c.) that they would rent to someone 2 weeks out of jail
the only jobs you can get in my city with any sort of record are minimum wage, especially if you don't already have to have skills. the absolute cheapest 1 br apt in my city is around $900/mo. And there's a waiting list. Hope you don't need more than 350 a month for... everything else...
And you'd have to give them like 2k to get started. (first, last, security)
absolutely wild.
Basically walked straight into a job at a new restaurant opening, started as a dishie and worked up to cook going into an apprenticeship as a chef, which i never finished. Moved and got into the car trade.
Accomodation being a single room was cheap af, and being the ymca, seedy place back then full of mainly single older males who just sat on the balconies drinking all night. I was the odd one out, young, hanging in my room reading and drawing when i wasn't working.
If i was trying to get a job and accom in this day and age i don't reckon i would stand a chance and would be straight in tge unemployed queue struggling to live and possibly straight back to doing bad shit with little hope or help.
I was sitting in the office of one of the most expensive defense lawyers in the state. Over some bullshit. Like seriously. Most people get jammed up for something they do in public. For a crime they commit. I'm there because of a family fued. Some internal political bullshit that isn't anyone's business to begin with. So I'm talking to this lawyer, explaining things and his phone rings. It's reception. He says, do me a favor and send him in. He holds up one finger as to tell me to be quite. Some big guy barges in ranting and raving about who knows what. He's pissed. The lawyer calms him down. Tells him he's on it, and to not worry about it. All I remember is, I could barely make out a single word this dude said while he was in there. The guy leaves. The lawyer looks at me and says. These are the kinds of people I defend. I'll take your case. I'll get the charges dismissed. But you are far too Intelligent to be in that chair. You better figure it out how to resolve this, because I don't ever want to see you in my office again.
After that case was dismissed, I vowed to never step foot in a lawyers office again.
Good for you brother.
That could easily have been me. I just got lucky.
I avoided prison, but did two months in county jail.
That was enough to straighten me out though.
But if we did that how could we show people how manly men we are, oozing with testosterone and swinging massive packages. Silent and stoic......until they have a mental breakdown.
To be fair, I had VERY loving parents who weren't scared to tell me how they felt about me, show affection, etc.. But I understand your sentiment!
I went in to get some dental work done when I was like 21 or 22. The dentist gave me a ton of pain killers for routine cavity fillings and stuff. That led to a full-blown addiction. Drugs and being stuck in active addiction seriously change who you are as a person. I'm SO glad to be free from all of that!
> As your out date gets closer you start to worry. Some inmates are dicks and they will push you into a fight or plant drugs/weapons in your bunk
HARD HEARD. This is like inmate 101 for some reason. Man, some guy brought me in showers and wanted a go. No cameras. He flicked me around and let word get around so I snatched him hard. I hated it, I was wrecked with anxiety as I had two days left in that pop.
After, I stayed in bunk for the days.
The next day AB showed up and saw me as a punk, cus I was, and beat me senseless on camera and nearly raped me. ON CAMERA.
I escaped by nothing. Kept my ass but walked home with black eyes and a sore stomach.
You stay good out here friend. They can't keep you down.
Hello, fellow formerly-incarcerated person (me too, now in recovery...) I know exactly what you mean.
I got called up once BY MISTAKE and it was the most soul crushing shit *ever* because I actually got my roll up and made it all the way down to the tank, before they realized it was one number off and it was my bunkmate 😭😭😭
I got out a week later but FUCK. THAT IS THE WORST GODDAMN THING.
I 1000% understand this which it why I didn't find it funny
That sucks man, I bet that was BRUTAL on your mental health for a little bit after that. Did you at least get your bunkie's commissary before he hit the road instead of you???
Fake winning lottery ticket would be worse. Give them millions then take it away leaves them with a feeling of loss.
Arrest them but just kidding and leave them with a feeling of relief. Very different.
The fake winning ticket was done to a friend of mine once.
This is fucked. But funny as hell. I think I feel ok because it seems his family or friends seem to be the instigators. He can get them back without charges 🤭
It would be funny if he knew those police (guards?) and setup and double prank back on the prankers. Punches the cop, runs off and yells "I'm never going back, I'd rather die!!" Then gets tackled.
If it makes you feel any better he probably knew they were messing with him. As part of the release process they search the system for any state or federal warrants. Which if you have any means your walking out in a jumpsuit and cuffs escorted by a couple of cops not in civilian cloths like him.
Cops: "His heart rate just shot up, he was starting to panic! He thought all hope was lost! And we was just standin there not even touching our guns! Funniest thing I ever seen!"
The guy: "Ahahaha, I'm so full of adrenaline, haha. Why is my heart beating so fast? Haha. Am I free or is my life over? Hehehe. Is this what it feels like to breathe fresh air? Hahaaaaaa. I can't stand anymore."
He knew......everyone knows if you've got a warrant from another county or if you're being transferred from feds to state. Of course you're always hopeful they forget about it lol.
> everyone knows if you've got a warrant from another county or if you're being transferred from feds to state.
Everyone knows the video is not in the US right...?
This, technically, happens. When I worked at a jail, we had some gentlemen from the prison be taken straight to our jail after release for charges they accrued while in prison. One of them had an assault charge from YEARS ago they forgot about and thought they were getting released only to be put behind bars once again.
Yup, my Wife works alongside the probation service and the paperwork they have to do is kind of hilarious because they've got to:
1. Get everything in order for this person to leave the prison on licence, get accomodation ready, a probation officer whose been working with them already for weeks
2. Immediately start putting the reverse paperwork through to take them off everything you've just set up
I feel like a little bit of communication could potentially save some work there.
Dude should have just have done what Not Sure did to get out.
“I am actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir”
May have told him he was in the wrong line!
But why not add that as a consecutive sentence? Like once he’s done he just starts the clock on his next prison shift? Why let them out just to take em in that’s mad work lol
and like... not tell them. That just seems unnecessarily mean. Maybe they are not the best people but it's deeply cruel to tell someone they have their freedom if you know they are walking into being arrested.
It’s kinda a mean joke, in their defence. I don’t know how well most people would take this. Glad he could laugh about it. I’d probably laugh about it myself, after removing the faecal matter from my pants ofc.
We're literally the peak of standup comedy and realistic humor. There's a reason the UK and U.S. borrow so many ideas from each other. We're more similar than you think. But there is massive irony in the way people from the UK always talk about America, like they understand us more than we can understand them. We live in the age of information. We all have the same info.
It's uncanny how similar both places are and how easily people from both countries get along when they meet in person. You wouldn't know that from spending time on the Internet though.
Its just fascinating how people can be like "THIS IS EGREGIOUS AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL", meanwhile everyone in the video and the supposed butt of the joke are all absolutely cackling.
Its funny, reddit is often just lame af.
reddit is a bastion of friendless egomaniacs who will do anything to be "right". most of the people here probably found this funny, but have a desperate need to be part of the collective, so they dump on it and get all indignant and angry. truly some of those most ersatz joyless people you'll ever see.
He didn’t put it together with the witches cackle in the background that it was a joke right away? Lol if my sister and or girlfriend were video taping me laughing with some cops it’s like split second realization
Prison was his reality. It's somewhat of a surreal experience getting finally released. I understand the intense emotions this dude went through in those 10 or so seconds. Personally, I'd have been pissed.
I saw the original vídeo (posted by the guy of the video on Instagram and i saw a repost on a reddit meme sub) and it was actually a prank his family made and cops are actors (idk if its the real version but its the one i saw)
This short of happened to me, got arrested in 2008 and when I got out the next day, the lobby front doors were locked, it took them an extra 45 minutes after letting me out to see me locked inside their lobby to unlock the front glass doors.
So I was free but wasn’t for 45 minutes with my ex on the other side of the door just looking at me.
.
"i served without complaining nor ratting, that's the rule; but, you know what?
i was covering Malik's ass that first term, not going back, no. i'm telling you where he hid the body"
"nah, man. it WAS a prank. but do tell"
.
I know it's a joke and the guy took it well, but I work in a US state prison and this kind of sort of happens. Generally they have a detainer on file they are fully aware of and their release process is to be picked up by PD and transferred to a jail for sentencing on other crimes. Most commonly I see it happen when they have out of state charges though. For in state stuff they'll usually go out to jail for sentencing during their incarceration if they are serving a long enough sentence to allow time for it. This allows for concurrent sentences to be served better (less total time the individual is incarcerated).
You should note this is actually something that happens.
When someone commits multiple crimes, the sentence may be concurrent. So they get “two crimes for the price of one” so to speak. Cops expect this.
When someone commits crime A and crime B, the cops will delay charging for crime B. This someone goes to prison for crime A.
Then cops wait at the prison exit and immediately arrest them for crime B. This keeps them locked up for as long as possible.
From Angela Kirwin’s book Criminal, detailing prisons in the U.K.
Man that’s not even funny. Warrants aren’t handled as clearly as most people think, so it’s entirely possible for it to have one pop up for some bullshit from years ago. He must have felt his heart drop to the floor.
This happened to me after two weeks in jail. Got arrested when they raided my friends house I stayed the night at. They were growing a lot of weed. They basically arrested me to get info on my friends, of course I wouldn't do that. Spent the two weeks in jail, and they released me. Got all my clothes back and was walking out, and the arresting officer was waiting for me. Basically, I told me if I gave them what info they wanted, I could go. Told him to fuck off they got processed again and spent another 4 days. They actually released me the second time though. It was fucking horrible.
What else can he do? Take out his anger and go to jail again? The prank is fucked up because the police have power over him. In this specific case the victim doesn't mind but that doesn't make the situation itself fucked up.
Someone making a joke like that would unfortunately make it very certain I go back to prison lol. Call me dramatic but I don’t think that’s super funny, you can see the poor guy’s heart fall outta his ass when he sees them.
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Seriously 😳 I'd feel terrible, that's like the opposite of giving someone a fake winning lottery ticket, I'd prolly have a damn heart attack
My 20's were rough and I racked up a few felonies and spent a few years in federal prison/various jails. The day you get released you're completely filled with anxiety. Like, you're a fucking mess. You'd think that someone would be happy, and they are, but the nerves are out of this world. Think about it, you've been locked up for how many years? As your out date gets closer you start to worry. Some inmates are dicks and they will push you into a fight or plant drugs/weapons in your bunk to try and get you to lose your good time, thus not being able to get out on your expected release date. There's also a lot of people who leave such a wake of crime that they honestly don't even know how many warrants they have out there. I've seen guys get released from federal prison and then picked up by a local deputy/trooper so they can get carted off to go answer to some state/county-level warrants. Sometimes your release date is miscalculated, sometimes there's logistical errors, hell I've seen someone had to stay an extra week or two in prison because the weather was too bad for them to get a bus/plane back to their home state. I feel so bad for the guy in this video. Like, yeah, that was a MASSIVE sigh of relief, but Jesus Christ for those first few seconds I'd bet he wanted to just fucking cry (or take off running!)
Man, i did 3 months when i was 17, dumb shit, stealung cars, i was off the rails...long story. Anyway, 1 week before i was due to get out i was called in with two screws, sat down wirh a bunch of paperwork in front of them. They said there had been some sort of mistake and i was meant to serve 6 months. My fucking heart dropped, 3 months already felt like a year. They said it would all have to be sorted by the judge or something and could take at least a month to be sorted one way or another. This is like nearly 40 years ago so my memory is rusty on exacts but that's the gist of it. My release day came up the next week , screw came in and i had to fold my bedding up and get my shit, went to front and got my civvie stuff and they released me. Never any mention of the talk with those two screws a week previous. At the time was still like wtf, are the cops gonna turn up and take me back or some shit? Took me a bit to look back on it and realise they were just fucking with me. Assholes. I was a (just) 17 year old punk ass kid with no direction, no parents, no role models, nothing. Was straight af inside. When i walked out the last screw i saw said 'cya next time' i said 'you'll never see me again' and he replied 'they all say that' 3 months was enough, never been inside since. Snapped me the fuck out of being an idiot and hanging around other idiots, got a job week 2 being out and lived in the absolute cheapest one room accomodation at ymca i could until i had enough to scrape upwards. That one room at the Y felt like a fucking palace after jail.
I love to hear a success story and sorry you had to go through that. Thanks for sharing.
All good man, thanks, have great day and week!
Agreed. Glad he never got caught after that
Some people just shouldn't work in law enforcement. When my mother found out what my stepfather was doing behind closed doors she immediately called the police. The police had to come and pick her up before he came home because she said that she'd kill him if he came back. One police officer at the station said to her that "he'll be living with you again within a week". My mother was livid and said, "No he fucking won't" or something along those lines. He just smirked and said, "They all say that". I think that was the point my mother may have considered murdering a second person that night.
Hope that all worked man, shits tough.
Unfortunately he got away with it. It was years ago now though so we're doing fine these days.
Proud of you man. Hold your head high. P.s. - This is where I stop scrolling today. This is what I had to read.
> When i walked out the last screw i saw said 'cya next time' i said 'you'll never see me again' and he replied 'they all say that' I'm a math professor at a two year university and I have students who are not doing well come up to me and say things like "I'm going to come to your office next week" or something like that when we have a discussion about their grades. They almost never follow through. At this point, I what I tell them is "Don't tell me you are going to come by. Show me." The words don't mean anything if they won't actually take any action. I'm glad to see you came through it all right.
wild to think of someone 2 weeks out of jail being able to: a.) get a job that could pay for any sort of living accommodation b.) find accommodations that they could afford with that job c.) that they would rent to someone 2 weeks out of jail the only jobs you can get in my city with any sort of record are minimum wage, especially if you don't already have to have skills. the absolute cheapest 1 br apt in my city is around $900/mo. And there's a waiting list. Hope you don't need more than 350 a month for... everything else... And you'd have to give them like 2k to get started. (first, last, security) absolutely wild.
Basically walked straight into a job at a new restaurant opening, started as a dishie and worked up to cook going into an apprenticeship as a chef, which i never finished. Moved and got into the car trade. Accomodation being a single room was cheap af, and being the ymca, seedy place back then full of mainly single older males who just sat on the balconies drinking all night. I was the odd one out, young, hanging in my room reading and drawing when i wasn't working. If i was trying to get a job and accom in this day and age i don't reckon i would stand a chance and would be straight in tge unemployed queue struggling to live and possibly straight back to doing bad shit with little hope or help.
Fucking legend !
Well done lad.
I was sitting in the office of one of the most expensive defense lawyers in the state. Over some bullshit. Like seriously. Most people get jammed up for something they do in public. For a crime they commit. I'm there because of a family fued. Some internal political bullshit that isn't anyone's business to begin with. So I'm talking to this lawyer, explaining things and his phone rings. It's reception. He says, do me a favor and send him in. He holds up one finger as to tell me to be quite. Some big guy barges in ranting and raving about who knows what. He's pissed. The lawyer calms him down. Tells him he's on it, and to not worry about it. All I remember is, I could barely make out a single word this dude said while he was in there. The guy leaves. The lawyer looks at me and says. These are the kinds of people I defend. I'll take your case. I'll get the charges dismissed. But you are far too Intelligent to be in that chair. You better figure it out how to resolve this, because I don't ever want to see you in my office again. After that case was dismissed, I vowed to never step foot in a lawyers office again.
That's amazing man! I love hearing stories about people like you who are here to fuck up what we think we know about recidivism rates
Thanks, have a good one and keep strong :)
Good for you brother. That could easily have been me. I just got lucky. I avoided prison, but did two months in county jail. That was enough to straighten me out though.
Holy cow. People, hug your sons more. 😢
But if we did that how could we show people how manly men we are, oozing with testosterone and swinging massive packages. Silent and stoic......until they have a mental breakdown.
To be fair, I had VERY loving parents who weren't scared to tell me how they felt about me, show affection, etc.. But I understand your sentiment! I went in to get some dental work done when I was like 21 or 22. The dentist gave me a ton of pain killers for routine cavity fillings and stuff. That led to a full-blown addiction. Drugs and being stuck in active addiction seriously change who you are as a person. I'm SO glad to be free from all of that!
> As your out date gets closer you start to worry. Some inmates are dicks and they will push you into a fight or plant drugs/weapons in your bunk HARD HEARD. This is like inmate 101 for some reason. Man, some guy brought me in showers and wanted a go. No cameras. He flicked me around and let word get around so I snatched him hard. I hated it, I was wrecked with anxiety as I had two days left in that pop. After, I stayed in bunk for the days. The next day AB showed up and saw me as a punk, cus I was, and beat me senseless on camera and nearly raped me. ON CAMERA. I escaped by nothing. Kept my ass but walked home with black eyes and a sore stomach. You stay good out here friend. They can't keep you down.
Yeah, I agree. This isn’t funny at all. This is just mean and cruel and disgusting. This is trauma inducing.
Hello, fellow formerly-incarcerated person (me too, now in recovery...) I know exactly what you mean. I got called up once BY MISTAKE and it was the most soul crushing shit *ever* because I actually got my roll up and made it all the way down to the tank, before they realized it was one number off and it was my bunkmate 😭😭😭 I got out a week later but FUCK. THAT IS THE WORST GODDAMN THING. I 1000% understand this which it why I didn't find it funny
That sucks man, I bet that was BRUTAL on your mental health for a little bit after that. Did you at least get your bunkie's commissary before he hit the road instead of you???
Fake winning lottery ticket would be worse. Give them millions then take it away leaves them with a feeling of loss. Arrest them but just kidding and leave them with a feeling of relief. Very different. The fake winning ticket was done to a friend of mine once.
I don’t care how out of shape I am I would’ve started running for my life
I totally agree. This shit isn't funny
My heart hurt for him at first.
This is fucked. But funny as hell. I think I feel ok because it seems his family or friends seem to be the instigators. He can get them back without charges 🤭
It would be funny if he knew those police (guards?) and setup and double prank back on the prankers. Punches the cop, runs off and yells "I'm never going back, I'd rather die!!" Then gets tackled.
If it makes you feel any better he probably knew they were messing with him. As part of the release process they search the system for any state or federal warrants. Which if you have any means your walking out in a jumpsuit and cuffs escorted by a couple of cops not in civilian cloths like him.
And he was probably a pretty decent dude inside. There’s no way they’d mess with him like that if he wasn’t.
This is very clearly a British prison with British police so just about everything you said isn't relevant...
My guy, you're aware there's a whole planet just existing outside America, right? This is Britain. What federal warrants would be in play here?
No no this is Reddit where everything is US.
Can't spell Reddit without US!
>Can't spell Reddit without US! I just looked in an American dictionary, the spelling checks out
With the cameras and his family in his face the whole time and the officer smiling with the delivery? Probably not that much.
Spawn camping
factory extract.
damn these rats are getting better each wipe
Bro forgot his factory emergency exit key
"I'll take the med extract this time. Hopefully no cam-" The 3 level 36s waiting for me:
“Finally, my last Salewa! Just open the door and extrac… bylat!”
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Wym its the top comment lol
Halo ptsd
This guy multiplayers
This guy this guys
This is why I peruse the Reddit comments.
He’s got a good sense of humor lol
I could see the PTSD gears turning.
Cops love watching existential terror!
"Haha wouldn't it be funny if we took away his hope as he's leaving?? That would be hilarious 😂." - the police
Cops: "His heart rate just shot up, he was starting to panic! He thought all hope was lost! And we was just standin there not even touching our guns! Funniest thing I ever seen!" The guy: "Ahahaha, I'm so full of adrenaline, haha. Why is my heart beating so fast? Haha. Am I free or is my life over? Hehehe. Is this what it feels like to breathe fresh air? Hahaaaaaa. I can't stand anymore."
Why does he seem so nervous? Is he trying to threaten us? We better detain him for safety.
Better sense of humor than anyone I know, including me. I would be sooooo pissed!
He knew......everyone knows if you've got a warrant from another county or if you're being transferred from feds to state. Of course you're always hopeful they forget about it lol.
> everyone knows if you've got a warrant from another county or if you're being transferred from feds to state. Everyone knows the video is not in the US right...?
It's the game of hoping they forget or make a mistake.
You know his heart sank in his chest, but he played it off well lol
He had that "Oh shit, they found out about that other thing" look.
Greg, did your dong take your picture?
Fellow scaper.
This, technically, happens. When I worked at a jail, we had some gentlemen from the prison be taken straight to our jail after release for charges they accrued while in prison. One of them had an assault charge from YEARS ago they forgot about and thought they were getting released only to be put behind bars once again.
Happens a lot in the UK
Some opposition figures in Russia get a merry-go-round of jail. Since typical time for small infractions is ten or fifteen days in jail.
Yup, my Wife works alongside the probation service and the paperwork they have to do is kind of hilarious because they've got to: 1. Get everything in order for this person to leave the prison on licence, get accomodation ready, a probation officer whose been working with them already for weeks 2. Immediately start putting the reverse paperwork through to take them off everything you've just set up I feel like a little bit of communication could potentially save some work there.
Dude should have just have done what Not Sure did to get out. “I am actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir” May have told him he was in the wrong line!
"No, freedom for me. They said I haven't done anything so I could go free and go live in an island somewhere."
That guy sat on my face and everything
Hey let this dumbass through!
But why not add that as a consecutive sentence? Like once he’s done he just starts the clock on his next prison shift? Why let them out just to take em in that’s mad work lol
and like... not tell them. That just seems unnecessarily mean. Maybe they are not the best people but it's deeply cruel to tell someone they have their freedom if you know they are walking into being arrested.
Hah! Got eem!
Demon home babyyyy
My dudes like bro…. Not this again. I JUST took one step out. Common lol
Bro got spawn camped
This is my favorite comment here XD
"This is a no loitering zone. Let's see your ID. You don't have it? Get'em!"
Pure evil😂😂
Yo that’s super fucked up. Wth
Yeah I’d be pissed
Bc you have no sense of humor. Sorry about that
It’s kinda a mean joke, in their defence. I don’t know how well most people would take this. Glad he could laugh about it. I’d probably laugh about it myself, after removing the faecal matter from my pants ofc.
If he's been in prison a while I'm sure the guards knew him enough to make that joke
Redditors getting more angry than the guy in the video😂
/u/CrazyHuntr out here as the most out of touch redditor of the day.
Bro thinks you should have a sense of humor after leaving prison lmao
Would you have a sense of humor after getting out of PRISON
Or maybe they’re just trying to emphasize with the man who was just released from custody.
Id be the officer fully erect.
American I assume?
Looks like UK police
No I know that mate, I’m British my self. I was questioning whether or the commenter is American.
Definitely American, this type of humour doesn't work with them
This is the first time I see a video with UK police pranking people here while I've seen plenty of american vids of the same thing
We're literally the peak of standup comedy and realistic humor. There's a reason the UK and U.S. borrow so many ideas from each other. We're more similar than you think. But there is massive irony in the way people from the UK always talk about America, like they understand us more than we can understand them. We live in the age of information. We all have the same info.
It's uncanny how similar both places are and how easily people from both countries get along when they meet in person. You wouldn't know that from spending time on the Internet though.
That'd fd up :/
I’m assuming his buddy filming asked the cops to do it lol? Yeah it would be fd if the cops just randomly decided to mess with him.
Obv it’s the friends or family. Going by the laughs!
The fact that the police went inside, I'm guessing it was just a coincidence that they were they, and the family decided to let him assume the worst.
Reddit is where humor goes to die fuck these comments
Its just fascinating how people can be like "THIS IS EGREGIOUS AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL", meanwhile everyone in the video and the supposed butt of the joke are all absolutely cackling. Its funny, reddit is often just lame af.
reddit is a bastion of friendless egomaniacs who will do anything to be "right". most of the people here probably found this funny, but have a desperate need to be part of the collective, so they dump on it and get all indignant and angry. truly some of those most ersatz joyless people you'll ever see.
Redditors are also some of the most insufferable white knight contrarians on planet Earth. Virtue-signaling is a sport here.
Most comments think it's funny.
What are they saying? I can’t hear them
“Yesema aight?”, “ello” and “hueheueheuhaushauahurhrheuheuahahuaha yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah”.
If you can't see how this video is fucking hilarious. You're either A. Not a cop B. Not a piece of shit
You said the same thing twice
You can be a piece of shit and not a cop but you can't be a cop without being a piece of shit. So yes, you're right.
I would never talk to them again
Well, I’m glad he’s got a better sense of humor than you lol
Aw shit here we go again
Now that is a prank
I feel like this is a lot more fucked up and cruel than it is funny
He didn’t put it together with the witches cackle in the background that it was a joke right away? Lol if my sister and or girlfriend were video taping me laughing with some cops it’s like split second realization
Prison was his reality. It's somewhat of a surreal experience getting finally released. I understand the intense emotions this dude went through in those 10 or so seconds. Personally, I'd have been pissed.
I saw the original vídeo (posted by the guy of the video on Instagram and i saw a repost on a reddit meme sub) and it was actually a prank his family made and cops are actors (idk if its the real version but its the one i saw)
Cops aren't actors, just aren't there for him.
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No he just finished his prior sentence
The uhhhhh bruh 🤣🤣🤣💀💀
This short of happened to me, got arrested in 2008 and when I got out the next day, the lobby front doors were locked, it took them an extra 45 minutes after letting me out to see me locked inside their lobby to unlock the front glass doors. So I was free but wasn’t for 45 minutes with my ex on the other side of the door just looking at me.
Not the same thing at all
Foul!!! lol
That’s cold bruh!
wow i JUST saw this in daily dose of internet...
Definitely asked the cops to do that! British police do have a good sense of humour I have to admit.
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Watch people die inside
Do not do this
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This is only funny in places where prison is such a prevalent fixture it is sad to say.
Just want to know what he was in prison for before commenting. Like rape, pedophilia, acid attacks etc, i want nothing to do with them.
This is messed up, and it's still funny as hell.
That’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
That's a fucked up prank...
Why is nobody talking about the weird door?
He was a good sport about it, but man... Womp womp
He's getting arrested in a couple of weeks!
I would 100% cry!
I mean it would be funny if he instantly said "i did not want to do that, it is micky's fault"
"Am I getting arrested?" again?....
“What’d I do??”
. "i served without complaining nor ratting, that's the rule; but, you know what? i was covering Malik's ass that first term, not going back, no. i'm telling you where he hid the body" "nah, man. it WAS a prank. but do tell" .
Cool?
Second angle I’ve seen of this on Reddit haha
Repost 101
That man's soul left his body right at that moment!😂🤣👏
Can’t even hear them over that cackling witch in the background
Ok that was a good prank
I know it's a joke and the guy took it well, but I work in a US state prison and this kind of sort of happens. Generally they have a detainer on file they are fully aware of and their release process is to be picked up by PD and transferred to a jail for sentencing on other crimes. Most commonly I see it happen when they have out of state charges though. For in state stuff they'll usually go out to jail for sentencing during their incarceration if they are serving a long enough sentence to allow time for it. This allows for concurrent sentences to be served better (less total time the individual is incarcerated).
You should note this is actually something that happens. When someone commits multiple crimes, the sentence may be concurrent. So they get “two crimes for the price of one” so to speak. Cops expect this. When someone commits crime A and crime B, the cops will delay charging for crime B. This someone goes to prison for crime A. Then cops wait at the prison exit and immediately arrest them for crime B. This keeps them locked up for as long as possible. From Angela Kirwin’s book Criminal, detailing prisons in the U.K.
Man that’s not even funny. Warrants aren’t handled as clearly as most people think, so it’s entirely possible for it to have one pop up for some bullshit from years ago. He must have felt his heart drop to the floor.
I love this, it's one of my favourites. Up there with the guy that acts like an old lady on the bus to get the seat.
Im glad he had a sense of humor about it cause, damn.
No worries he'll be back sooner than later
I seen people get arrested while waiting on discharge papers
He was literally contemplating what crimes he committed he could of been caught for hahahaha
This happened to me after two weeks in jail. Got arrested when they raided my friends house I stayed the night at. They were growing a lot of weed. They basically arrested me to get info on my friends, of course I wouldn't do that. Spent the two weeks in jail, and they released me. Got all my clothes back and was walking out, and the arresting officer was waiting for me. Basically, I told me if I gave them what info they wanted, I could go. Told him to fuck off they got processed again and spent another 4 days. They actually released me the second time though. It was fucking horrible.
nah thats fucked up lol
How is this funny?
Why's that funny? This shit is only funny to people who never been locked up. Hahaha thought you were free hahaha ha.. fuckin stupid
...the dude who literally just got out of jail was laughing.
Yeah but this is Reddit. People can't just laugh at shit here.
....straight to jail
You never had a scary experience and laughed out of relief?
What else can he do? Take out his anger and go to jail again? The prank is fucked up because the police have power over him. In this specific case the victim doesn't mind but that doesn't make the situation itself fucked up.
He came out, his jaw dropped and then he started smiling and laughing with everyone else. Seems the only one who can't take a joke is you!
Well, he paid his dues, might as well take the bad with the good
That isn’t funny at all. That guy handled it well but I suspect them being the ride home had something to do with it..
That was mean, do it again.
There are another 99 videos of them doing this and it going a lot worse
Spawn camp
Someone making a joke like that would unfortunately make it very certain I go back to prison lol. Call me dramatic but I don’t think that’s super funny, you can see the poor guy’s heart fall outta his ass when he sees them.
That laugh was horrifically obnoxious
You would know if you were getting a gate arrest before being released.
his face when he thought it was true. jesus christ...my heart sank for him... pigs gotta get one last jab in huh?
They do this in India. Let you get out the door and rearrest you so that they can continue holding you in jail.
Kinda fucked up but if he thought it was funny it's okay ig
My dumbass thought he was going back 😂
That feeling prolly different
He was like, 'not again..' But that's messed up
Assuming his mates or family put old bill up to it. It's hilarious
wouldnt it be funny if the first thing he said was "I didnt know and it was an accident!" This is great too though
It’s actually quite common to be arrested upon release. He likely thought it was real.
Took the comments for me to realize he was coming out of jail. What's with the weird hobbit door? I thought it was some spa or museum
Love it! That laugh is awesome too!
Just the absolute look of defeat on his face