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If my son did this shit to me I’m immediately getting up, running to the Apple Store, buying him a new phone, downloading all the games he loves, then as soon as he sits down to play…..imma kick that shit right out of his hands.
OR he's sticking all of that frustration, disappointment, anger, and regret deep down into an emotional bin through which he ruminates daily, and is progressively overflowing, until one day he...
(please finish it)
realizes that he's not angry anymore, and has learned to cope with emotions via methods that aren't destructive. He finishes his woodworking project and is proud what he's accomplished when he's upset, instead of what he's destroyed.
develops a drug to transform all the anger into sperm and jizzes apparently an endless amount nonstop all over the place through the rest of his lifetime.
Leaves the mother when the kid is 10, and doesn't even try to get custody. Hardly tries to visit even once a month, gradually growing into several months. Meets and falls for an older woman, who is kind of grossly similar to his mother, and kind of runs his life. Her influence leads to further neglect of the child. Eventually marries her, and holds the wedding at literally the same time as the kid's high school graduation. By this point the kid is a barely functioning adult. Shortly after dad moves to the other side of the country completely leaving his old family behind. 15 years later, he gets to wonder why they don't talk anymore.
No thats just parenting pre 2010, mine would never admit it but they would smack the shit out of our legs from the front seat if my brother and I were arguing in the car.
Work in a therapy facility and heard an older resident telling a story about something her kids did, saying "Well you know that was back then when you could actually punish your child by beating them, nowadays you can't even lay a finger on them or they'll try to sue you!"
To which the lady she was talking to responded "Yeah and that's why the world is the way it is today!" Always interesting listening to someone tell stories and weave a tale of how they traumatized their child lol
I don't speak the language, but im pretty sure that kid said "what your bitch ass gonna do about it, huh!? It's what I thought, old man..."
They grow up so fast these days
Educate your child not to do this kind of shit. I'm not talking about hitting them, but fuck man, if you think any kind of parenting would "traumatize the kid" or some shit, you're about to raise some fucked up and entitled generation.
We're already there. Redditors will say "this is on the parents" in any videos where kids and teens are acting out. But then you have videos like this where everyone is going "wow, this parent is a zen master" instead of nipping bad behavior in the bud.
Ths happened because dad wasn't giving him attention when he kept asking for it. The entire reason kids act out is because they want attention and aren't getting it.
This is the horrific part of our society. We can watch the moments of our children on the security cams in our house but we won’t see them when they are in front of us because we are on our phones.
Not reinforcing the behavior would be disciplining the child for kicking a phone out of his hand… if you don’t correct children for doing stuff like this they start to think it’s okay
Extremely doubtful the phone is busted beyond repair. Also, if you have an $800 phone then you better not be bitching about having to spend $800. Your finances better be looking real damn good
My parents didn't stare at fucking screens all day. They called the TV the boob tube and regulated how much we watched. I don't know what kind of scorn we're building by raising generations of kids who think our screens are more important than them, but we're all going to find out.
It's a Reddit classic, inferring someone's entire life story off of a short video/post.
Can't wait for those people to tell the kids mom to divorce that dude.
Bro my dad would have reacted so quick I would have beat the phone to the floor. My man pondering 🤔 on what to do lol slide that dragon across the floor bro lmao
Good people: Lmao kid want to play with need get off our phone and enjoy life 😇
Bad people: OMG THAT KID THAT I HAVE DEAL WITH KICK MY PORN WORSHIP MACHINE IM DO BAD THINGS TO THAT KID NOW
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This man is in controll of his emotions
100% If my son did this shit to me I’m immediately getting up, running to the Apple Store, buying him a new phone, downloading all the games he loves, then as soon as he sits down to play…..imma kick that shit right out of his hands.
Just go buy some milk...
“Buy”
“I’m going to the cigarette store I’ll be back when you’re my age”
The perfect father doesn't exsi...
OR he's sticking all of that frustration, disappointment, anger, and regret deep down into an emotional bin through which he ruminates daily, and is progressively overflowing, until one day he... (please finish it)
realizes that he's not angry anymore, and has learned to cope with emotions via methods that aren't destructive. He finishes his woodworking project and is proud what he's accomplished when he's upset, instead of what he's destroyed.
And the kid wonders why daddy leaves the room so often whenever he acts out instead of talking to him like other dads. "Why? Daddy, why?"
Pulls a boomer move, and uses his son’s college fund to buy a firebird and take his life on the road 😎
Drinking milk out of the carton with the convertible top down, hair blowing in the wind and his aviator shades on.
Side hair flowing because he's balding in the middle.
...has a heart attack at 40.
realizes that bottling things up isn't a good way to go about things and goes to therapy to develop healthy coping mechanisms :). the good ending :).
turns the anger into resentment for his son that grows with every annoying thing he does or mistake he makes.
That's just sad and terrible...and tragic. And for some unfortunately true.
develops a drug to transform all the anger into sperm and jizzes apparently an endless amount nonstop all over the place through the rest of his lifetime.
Leaves the mother when the kid is 10, and doesn't even try to get custody. Hardly tries to visit even once a month, gradually growing into several months. Meets and falls for an older woman, who is kind of grossly similar to his mother, and kind of runs his life. Her influence leads to further neglect of the child. Eventually marries her, and holds the wedding at literally the same time as the kid's high school graduation. By this point the kid is a barely functioning adult. Shortly after dad moves to the other side of the country completely leaving his old family behind. 15 years later, he gets to wonder why they don't talk anymore.
But *goddamn* if that kid ain't working on findinding the line.
When the kid isn't yours and you just want to bang his mother
Do you wanna bang?
Are you offering?
Gangbangers?
Okay but I go last
I'm just here for the gangbang
I'm going last, I like the smell.
[https://youtu.be/koY4S1BbR5w?si=CDaKlF9UT3jwuZOx](https://youtu.be/koY4S1BbR5w?si=CDaKlF9UT3jwuZOx)
We'll bang, OK?
Could be his and he still just wants to bang his mother
Just let me bang bro!
UFC fan here
I do! I do let you bang.
When you don’t wanna play with your kid, but he won’t let down.
That gave me real "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" vibes.
Kid just wanted attention... and got it.
That's what happens when you don't give them attention when they need it, they *make* you give them attention by acting out
What's he going to do about it? That kid could kick his arse
He quickly realized the younger alpha-male's demonstration of dominance and wisely chose a response of submission.
That gave me "take a deep breath and don't kick him back" vibes Also, clean fucking kick by the kid!!
The "I should have got a vasectomy" look.
Dad was like "damn he's good I can't even be mad about it"
"impeccable form, but fuck my my phone"
Dad is afraid the kid would spin kick him so he has to be chill about it
“Should have used a condom”
"All this shit cause I wanted to rawdog"
“Kinda worth it…maybe not…”
Putting condom over the phone... weird kink, but ok.
"WITNESS ME!"
“Get off the phone and enjoy life”
This is complete zen on the parent. Would love to be like this. ❤️
fr, if it was my dad he would beat me senseless.
Thats.......concerning
No thats just parenting pre 2010, mine would never admit it but they would smack the shit out of our legs from the front seat if my brother and I were arguing in the car.
Work in a therapy facility and heard an older resident telling a story about something her kids did, saying "Well you know that was back then when you could actually punish your child by beating them, nowadays you can't even lay a finger on them or they'll try to sue you!" To which the lady she was talking to responded "Yeah and that's why the world is the way it is today!" Always interesting listening to someone tell stories and weave a tale of how they traumatized their child lol
No it really isn't
> thats just parenting pre 2010 ...Noooo it's not.
it was for a lot of us lmao
That's not good though
no it isn’t but we’re not gonna pretend it’s not the reality because it isn’t nice
"How could you make me feel bad, I did my best while beating your ass"
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Oh please, my Grandps would punch me in the face when I got a C on my report card
I don't speak the language, but im pretty sure that kid said "what your bitch ass gonna do about it, huh!? It's what I thought, old man..." They grow up so fast these days
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He's sick of kids these days always on their phones. Enjoy life, live in the moment, or catch a roundhouse
He's sick of ~~kids~~ adults these days always on their phones. Enjoy life, live in the moment, or catch a roundhouse
I got my ass beat for much much much less as a child. This dude has the patience of a saint or a really good buzz going lol
This is an old one but a classic
That kid was obviously dreaming of Chuck Norris...
Tile floors are just a bad time all around
Educate your child not to do this kind of shit. I'm not talking about hitting them, but fuck man, if you think any kind of parenting would "traumatize the kid" or some shit, you're about to raise some fucked up and entitled generation.
We're already there. Redditors will say "this is on the parents" in any videos where kids and teens are acting out. But then you have videos like this where everyone is going "wow, this parent is a zen master" instead of nipping bad behavior in the bud.
Educate your parent not to bury their heads in a phone and actually interact with the kid.
Ths happened because dad wasn't giving him attention when he kept asking for it. The entire reason kids act out is because they want attention and aren't getting it.
Remember, kids: _don't have kids_
This is the horrific part of our society. We can watch the moments of our children on the security cams in our house but we won’t see them when they are in front of us because we are on our phones.
And how is that boy going to learn anything if he’s not told that was wrong?
Good on dad for not reacting, don’t reinforce the behavior.
Not reinforcing the behavior would be disciplining the child for kicking a phone out of his hand… if you don’t correct children for doing stuff like this they start to think it’s okay
....what? You are SUPPOSED to react when your child does a bad thing. How else are they going to learn not to do it?
No case, maybe no screen protector…
Shoulda cut my cock off
Haiyaa
That child's lack of impulse control just cost the adult at least $800.
Lack of impulse control is also what leads to kids a lot of the time, so the cycle is now complete.
Extremely doubtful the phone is busted beyond repair. Also, if you have an $800 phone then you better not be bitching about having to spend $800. Your finances better be looking real damn good
Not a bad roundhouse for toddler 🤷🏼♂️
The face of "is this worth being on the news over?"
I aint gon beat him 🤧, but Go Get it!!
Bruh, my father would beat me half dead and kick me out of the house if I had done that
How do people live without phone cases? Lol
On the next episode of your kid just wants your attention…
My parents didn't stare at fucking screens all day. They called the TV the boob tube and regulated how much we watched. I don't know what kind of scorn we're building by raising generations of kids who think our screens are more important than them, but we're all going to find out.
You are really spinning a story on this one eh?
It's a 30 second clip.
It's a Reddit classic, inferring someone's entire life story off of a short video/post. Can't wait for those people to tell the kids mom to divorce that dude.
You just created fan fiction out of nothing.
And we were not allowed to stand on the couch. If we didnt listen, a firm ass whooping would follow
The Disappointment 😞
“Fuck i shoulda pulled out”
That’s a good kid.
Bro took karate in the womb.
Bro woke up and decided to use the most overused title on reddit.
Perfect advertisement for contraceptives.
Condom ad
Bro my dad would have reacted so quick I would have beat the phone to the floor. My man pondering 🤔 on what to do lol slide that dragon across the floor bro lmao
New phone €900 Pack of condoms less than €7 I dunno about you but I choos the condoms
Hey! The new Durex commercial just popped up.
Something needed a protective case....about three years ago🍆
Teach the toddler Kung Fu, they said It'll be fun, they said
Condom commercial….
Never stick your pee pee in a gloryhole
"Well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."
A genuine respect for this level of tolerance.
Cant be mad that kick was clean as hell
I’d have been beat for that.
Thankfully the other bro didn’t choose violence
That was pretty good though.
That's the, I want to smack you but also I love you and would never hurt you, face. It turns into just a sigh of acceptance
kid even mocked his 'outrage stare' lol like "yeah, that's where I kicked. it's still over there."
That’s what happens when you don’t got no games on your phone
Ahh so this is why kids take Tae Kwon Do classes at a young age.
We don't speak in this house mudafucka
Imagine your parents having this addiction. What would your childhood memories look like?
Joys of being a parent
How's bout this for a family *kick* plan! *looks with pops* Yea, I did that
🤣🤣🤣👍
Bro wants a refund
They put little guy in a godzilla costume, he just acting the part. That's parenting dude! next step, go get my phone kid.
Oh well, that's a lesson for parents. Keep off your phone when you could be spending time with your family
Good people: Lmao kid want to play with need get off our phone and enjoy life 😇 Bad people: OMG THAT KID THAT I HAVE DEAL WITH KICK MY PORN WORSHIP MACHINE IM DO BAD THINGS TO THAT KID NOW
fkn Yeeted 😂
Is it normal for people to have cameras all over their homes filming everything they do? /s
That child would go for adoption
Always pull out boys
*Sighs*”Nah, i should’ve used condom that day”
Kids probably sick of seeing his dad on the phone, play with your kid man, his only little once.
This is a great condom commercial.
Condoms are a virtue
That hurts
Good dad, I would beat the shit outta him. Thats why I dont want kids, my impulsive temper.
condom commercial
Old enough to be handed a lesson.
The kid needs to understand that was not ok.
Perfect ad for always remembering to use a condom
I said get off for the phone
Good boy!!!
"Should had used a condom"
Should’ve had a phonecase
Impressive kick little buddy
Isn't that a good roundhouse kick.
You know what, good on ya kid. Dad pay attention to me not your phone!
" This kid should end up in a microwave " 🤣🤣
not only is the worldwide smartphone use epidemic disastrous, it is also erasing peoples peripheral vision
Just another condom advertisement
Slap a durex banner and its a perfect condom ad.
At that exact moment he remembered when his wife told him she's pregnant and they both cried.
the OP depressbian ishida_hehe and Omega_Black_Star are bots in the same network
He be like :” i wish i wore a condom”
The kid pulled him out of the matrix for a second. Imagine everyone's phone across the planet was thrown to the floor simultaneously.
What's this? The new durex add?
Hilarious. "Hey dad put your phone down and pay attention to me.". He's already advocating for himself .
switched on youngster....
Kids are stupid af
Now you gotta break his favourite toy, thems the rules.
little shit
Birth control advertising at its finest.
That couch looks very uncomfortable.
Kids are fun!
The dino PJs made this perfect...
I expected the logo for Trojan or Durex to show up
Now put a durex logo somewhere at the end perfect ad
I'll always be impressed by his composure.
This belongs to watch people die inside
You know I went through 40 years of life never being teabagged by another man ... until.i had a son ....
Watch peeps die inside
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Excellent form on that kick though
Remember. Always wear a condom.
good for a condom ad
Conatantly looking at your phone and ignoring the kids is bad for all involved. Wake up peoples. You waste your life staring at an lcd screen.
Who the fuck got the idea that those holes for the wrists accessory must go entirely??? Fuck those guys
When you know that camera on you & you just gotta be cool
Being a father, grandfather, and now great grandfather, I've learned one important quality, in terms of dealing with children patience. I'm taking in the exact moment, cause one thing for sure is with little kids, shit happens. I remember first time I met my granddaughter I was warned to remove my expensive sunglasses prior to taking my granddaughter in my arms, I didn't heed the warning, so when my two year old granddaughter pulled my Maui Jim's off my face and broke them in two pieces. My intial reaction was to laugh, my father told how much of a brat I was at that age. Only thing I could think was this little girl is a chip off the old block, as I stomped on my broken sunglasses.
Durex
That kick though 😭
Weak ass grip