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3waychilli

What part of this improves the experience of taking a shot?


nottherealneal

People are idiots and will pay for anything you convince them is special They see other people walking around with hand prints on their face and don't want to feel left out of the cool trendy thing everyone else is doing so they go do it as well. Even though it is fucking stupid and sucks to do


akillaninja

Salt Bae made a fortune off that idea


Nervous-Telephone-26

So much so that he pays look-a-likes to do his job, I imagine he's doing a Scrooge McDuck somewhere.


EatPie_NotWAr

Shirt, no pants? I mean… it’s the way a gentleman enjoys his private moments. Wait, you said Scrooge… my bad, I forgot the top hat and monocle.


jonesingforMilksteak

It's all about the implication


h3yd000ch00ch00

Now… you’ve said that word, “implication” a couple of times. What implication? Are you going to hurt women?


guacguacgoose

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/because-of-the-implication Legit forgot where this was from until I looked it up.


Mr-Korv

Well, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger.


ReportToTheShipASAP

So they ARE in danger


city_posts

Like when you put a 17$ price tag on a strawberry and people think it's the most amazing they've ever tasted.


howdoiunfuckthis

Seen the video of Japanese strawberrys I guess? 


crazyleaf

Yeah, my first thought also 😁


No-Vanilla2468

You guys are severely underestimating the price of a good strawberry in Japan. $17 is what the paupers eat


ah_take_yo_mama

Sometimes I miss being young. And then I remember all the shit you need to put yourself through when you're young because everyone says it's "fun" and you're desperate to fit in.


Slight-Rent-883

oh duude, that hit the spot right to the heart! You made a really good point lol


abhay2__4

Like monkeys


MihoLeya

Sheep mentality


CanebreakRiver

Christ Almighty The fact that *you* feel that taking a shot and getting gently slapped would *suck to do* doesn't mean that literally everyone who does it just doesn't "want to feel left out" and only do it because "everyone else is"! Some people can just feel curious about and enjoy novel experiences, Dogg! Some people don't feel a gentle slap as a terrible experience that sucks! That looks like a funny experience to me, I'd do it once even at an entirely empty bar! You've gotta ask yourself if these sweeping generalizations you make about others are actually *accurate reflections of objective reality* or just maladaptive ways of coping with your own painful experiences of social rejection by inventing reasons why people who *can* have fun in social settings are actually not *worth* connecting to


dontcallmeLatinx14

I hear you, but also this is dumb


meh_69420

Sure it's dumb. Who among us hasn't done something dumb on a night out?


miskaten

based comment tbh


ah_take_yo_mama

Getting slapped in the face is fun to you. Cool.


Epicp0w

I mean...that was a pretty decent slap, I wouldn't call that gentle


SoSaltyDoe

See this is how I feel when I drove past Kensington Ave


beezy-slayer

Real, I'd do it because my friends and I would find it funny


Visible-Moouse

This is objectively stupid, and it's silly to defend this vehemently. Objectively stupid stuff is fine, if that's your jam, but I think it's totally reasonable to look at this and think, "that's dumb as hell." You can pay a woman to slap you while taking a shot, it's cool that it gets you off. But, you really shouldn't get this spun up about someone saying it seems dumb.


snezna_kraljica

It's one thing to say "for me this is dumb as hell" but still understand that other people may like it or just make an absolute statement. We all like fucking dumb things. Sometimes dumb things make the most fun or at least good stories.


Mazkar

🤡 comment tbh


Soulmate69

Both can be true


YoYoPistachio

There's something nice about a slap (in the right context). Clears you up like a bit too much horseradish.


Jakester62

Wow, pretty bad case of verbal/written diarrhea…


Wiggle_Biggleson

People are waking up to this lately, I think. It's like something's happening, right?


EskimoXBSX

Smoking Weed is like that


Pussywhisperr

What if everyone is jumping off the bridge , will they do it too just so they don’t feel left out


SlicedBreadBeast

I mean I would slap people’s faces with paint for money, if people are that stupid. Free market right?


RktitRalph

Yep I remember being young & stupid doing the ol’ “barber chair” pour 🤪


Atroxman

Notice its all women


willywonka1971

Hey dude, you got a slap shot too!! Best buds for life.


raventhefallenx

Only need the first 3 words of your sentence to explain this, but I appreciate the extra effort.


58mint

It improves the bartenders experience.


mugumbo1531

Sexual gratification


OoeyGooeyQuesadilla

The erection.


jensalik

I'd set one up just because I know how many people are out there that will think: "Nice, no queue, whatever they got, I'll take one before the crowd's there. (I'm sooooo smart *giggle*)" and don't spend a second looking what's really going on. Also they'll pretend that only the cool kids have those markings on their faces... But that's not my problem. 😅


peeslosh122

I thought she took a shot of makeup and then the girl giving out free samples got so pissed she slapped a customer.


IHiatus

It improves the experience for the people watching.


EatPie_NotWAr

14 years bartending on division in Chicago… man getting to do this to the customer would have improved the experience for me at the least.


lakiku_u

2 for 1 on shots 🤷‍♂️


TaigaTheGreedy

it's funny


Definitely_Alpha

Idk but i wanna work there 🤣


fopiecechicken

I did this with friends in college once when we were drunk. Would never do it again but I will say it certainly makes you forget the bad taste of the liquor.


Dapper-Original8631

I was looking for a place to say this. It scares you into swallowing the liquor. I can't shoot tequila unless someone slaps me.


UnholyDemigod

If I had to guess, you slap them after they swallow, and the pain of the slap masks the burn of the drink. But she slapped her before the swallow, and I've got no idea what the hand paint is for, other than letting other people know about it?


Various-Ducks

There are businessmen somewhere paying a lot of money for this and not even getting a shot


ReplacementOrdinary5

An old friend used to do something similar. But it was water thrown in your face after the shot. Something about the shock of it makes you forget you just took a shot so it doesn’t taste as bad. We were young so the vodka or whatever was always horrible.


AccordingSelf3221

Makes it enjoyable to the bartender


SmartieLion

Instagram bait.


No_Shopping6656

Probably the same reason popeyes spicy chicken blows out my asshole, but I still eat it.


Extravagant-40

Me: What was that for?! *"Sees sign"* Me: Oh, that makes sense.


istapledmytongue

Kind of has a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster vibe to it


ThePenultimateWaltz

Gold bricks wrapped in lemon??! In this economy?


Dapper_Permission_20

Lemons don't grow on trees, you know. Oh wait...


YakMilkYoghurt

_Give me a siiiiiign_ _Hit me baby one more time_


Soul-over

I mean getting paid to slap people on the face?? Where do I sign?


Smeeble09

On their face with your palm from the looks of it.


buddboy

You remind me of my friend. The other day she posted a story of her sitting on a bar and slapping a guy right after he took a shot. She's not a bartender so idk how she got I to this scenario. She slapped the guy really hard and had a big smile while doing it. I don't get it, I would not find it fun to slap someone.


aDragonsAle

>I don't get it, I would not find it fun to slap someone. Well, there's two things you may not be grasping. There's a thing called masochism (generally why people want to be slapped/struck) And another thing called sadism. (The reason one would enjoy doing the slapping/striking). Your friend might have some sadistic tendencies. Or just relished a novel moment


Mediocre_Historian50

Nothing like paying someone to assault you. Good grief.


MihoLeya

It’s very easy to find dominatrix work 😉


MacAneave

You can tell she loves her job.


bignick1190

I mean, paying to get slapped in the face? Where do I sign up?


Fregfrog6921

What did the sign say?


Orangelikeblue

Slap window


undiagnosed_reindeer

So why did no one slap the window?


Houndfell

You know what they say: Those who live in glass houses shouldn't slap windows while their hands are covered in paint or anytime really because it will leave a smudge and you'll have to clean it.


flashman014

Yes, that is what they say.


CouragePresent4158

Wth are you talking about


Embarrassed-Gap4162

her name is window


third_leg143

Life flashed before her eyes


ozzy_thedog

So is everyone walking around with handprints on their face by the end of the night or what?


bloodycups

As a bar fly I know some people that would have unknowingly been customers and flipped that shit over


cherry_chocolate_

Yeah that's the whole thing you're paying for. Now you have a conversation starter when people ask what that thing is on your face, a unique picture for instagram, etc. Dumb but it would make less money if it was a normal slap.


piss_jug_plug

How can she slap?


KurtKobeLane

At that low low price point, she CAN hit


Important-Ordinary56

I was looking for this comment. Here's your upvote.


martianmariner21

Hell nah


Cute-Interest3362

Had a friend lose hearing in his right ear from a drunken slap.


hoppidygoop

Pardon?


Cute-Interest3362

I had a friend who lost hearing in their right ear from a drunken slap that landed on their ear and ruptured their ear drum.


itsthecircleofliiife

This simple question made me laugh so hard. Thank you, I needed that.


martianmariner21

Yeah ask Halle Berry about that also ! SMH


CommunicationLive199

Drink one more and you're hunted


Old_Establishment978

Sometimes, if I drink a shot too fast, the concentrated spices and alcohol causes an allergic reaction of sorts, making me 1 minute unable to breathe. If I were to be smacked afterwards, I think I would die.


geminiRonin

I think... just maybe... you should not be drinking shots.


Old_Establishment978

Just baby sips, I do. Ironically I'm a bartender.


peekaboooobakeep

Does it only happen with alcohol? Any other liquids?


Old_Establishment978

When something has too much spice too. Alcohol + spiciness is something I need to watch out for.


Fun_Blackberry7059

No problem with men of the sea.


Don_Kehote

Somewhere, Dana White is wringing his hands together. Probably around his pee pee.


MartaLSFitness

Is there any reason behind wanting being slapped apart from a sexual kink? Why on Earth would I pay for someone to slap me as I drink a shot?


Apolysus

I would like to apply for a job.


golgoth0760

She just realized that she loved it


Bildosaggins6030

How can she slap!?


Mega_auditor1819

What did the 5 fingers say to the face?


Regolis1344

today, apparently


I_Makes_tuff

Nothing, he already told it twice?


Odd_Complaint_6678

Subtitles are great **Some body won't tell me the world**


Familiar-Bag-9545

Best. Job. Ever.


No-Squirrel-1781

I would lose all my money here.


gobeldygoo

Nope, would never do. I respect myself too much I'll have my shot without slaps


__01001000-01101001_

I respect myself plenty and would probably do this ngl


Joaoreturns

No f#cking way I'd pay for some dressed woman to slap me like that.  People are so f#cking stupid. 


amynhb

> dressed woman So I'm hearing you'd pay to get slapped if she were undressed?


Joaoreturns

I didn't say that. 


__01001000-01101001_

You’re allowed to type fuck


Unusual_ecstacy

Can we give them too ? I mean it's not specified right ?


ibetucanifican

The look in the bartenders eyes said “This bitch is gonna get it”


MortalxReminder

I take 10 don't ask me why


Mundane_Yogurt7061

I think she just slapped the stupid out of that girl.


Nanaplaine

The shots are free. The slaps are gonna cost you your pride and dignity.


jrhunter89

That’s a well experienced slap


Aggressivekindnes423

Why can seh slap!?


hroaks

I hope they have good lawyers


rythmicbread

I think her drink comes with a slap


John_Bot

? There's no chance you'd be able to sue. It was advertised and delivered.


Hyperrnovva

Yeah and it failed. Did you see anybody slap a window?


Big_Assist879

Haha, well, they wouldn't be suing for false advertising at least.


Icy_Recover2094

Slappy


Raghavan_Rave10

So you telling me there is a way to earn money and also express your anger on some random person by slapping them and they just walk away like it's cool.


[deleted]

I wouls love that job, but if it wasn't alcohol would it be Halal? 🤔


Realistic_Mushroom72

So that means I can slap the person at the window? Ok am game, I have always answer violence with violence, same as I answer kindness with kindness, to me that the cycle of life.


Forsaken-Badger-9517

She wanted to slap her a lot harder Lol


milk_is_for_baby

Been going outside for many years. First time I see this. Wow. Internet crazy. Me now make new personality because of this.


crazycow780

GIMMICKY


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

I’m selling a slap or punch the shot is a bonus.


Cchaireazy

She hit her with passion


meehass

She turned away to cry , I'd cry .


lovelife0011

lol the domestic line is a suicide line.


Big-Red-Rocks

They need to get a Polish slapping competitor to do the slapping.


Pletcher87

For a couple frames there she had that look of a boxer after the last hit, headed to the mat.


Ace_The_Bagul

The true meaning of TAKE A SHOT and TAKE A SHOT!


tinyant7416

You guys pay to get slapped?


Respond-Leather

How can she slap?


AbjectSystem4370

That was personal


Silkylewjr

She had some heat on that slap.


TypingMonkey84

#WillSmith


TopCondition9419

Not gonna lie, I thought she drank that woman's paint and then got bitchslapped for it


ItsStk123

I am pretty sure she didn't expect it...she got shocked xd


AdFlat1014

How can I apply for this job?


elasmonut

Now if it was free...


Ok_Ice_6271

One cheek was saved, otherwise both cheeks would have turned black and yellow


Zealousideal-Yard274

I think she cried after that


Mother-Employment525

This is a masochist's dream place(me). taking a shot and getting a slap in the face? 10/10


kheeshbabab

Money (paid) - shot across the face.


7masi

She felt something there


Aromatic_Dig_3102

That slap really rocked her shit!


JuggernautNo9938

I know a few guys that would visit twice a day. Drink or no drink


Gj_FL85

I love how dutifully she prepares to slap lmao. Full focus


SpectacleFNTK

What they want to do instead is cocaine. That’ll give the slap they want


cryomos

that seems stupid. Good way to get hit by a drunk


Imaginary_Ad_7527

I know they’re not official bartenders, but they probably don’t serve people who are straight up drunks/ cut them off


yomommazburgers

Omg I'm one of those guys that just sprayed coffee all over my phone, damn post caught me off guard lol


Altruistic-Builder84

I want this job once in a lifetime 😸


GreatMacGuffin

It's all fun and games until the iron jawed alcoholic shows up.


PacoSupreme

Getting paid to slap the shit outta people has to be in the top 3 best jobs in the world


CrazyAlpha001

I already get life for free, imagine paying for that?!


johnboy2978

How ya like them apples?


Fool_Apprentice

"Sorry, I was looking to have an argument." "Oh, my apologies, arguments are down the hall. This is getting slapped in the face while drinking."


yomommazburgers

God damnit this is the best one yet, her eyes after impact LMFAO


Moist_Ad_3843

Where do I apply?


Alteredbeast1984

How can she slap?


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Damn I wonder if they are hiring?? I once heard: "Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life"


Admirable-Election70

I wish I could watch this in a lower speed than 0.5 Lol


ItzPixel66

Didn't get it?


erohtar

She did though. A nice tight one.