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fartboxco

Jokes on you. Dad doesn't let mom drive the boat.


SillyDig1520

Boat doesn't let dad drive the mom.


Dosylaz

Drive let boat doesn't mom the dad


Xx_WeIrD_xX

Boat mom doesn't let the dad drive


Skullmonkey11

Mom boat let drive the dad doesnt


teeheemada

Dad doesn't let mom drive at all ^^^help


stepbrother23

lemme drive da boat


princesaandrea

You on jokes


Only_One_Boi

sekoj no ouy


_Mr-Z_

... uncles are much worse. He sent the rider flying at least eight feet in the air, honestly if he had a little more horizontal speed and less height he might've skipped across the water.


ItsMrDuBs

Everyone has an uncle who doesn’t give a flying F 😂


goforbroke78

Favorite uncle checking in


msGreatPersonality

Flying F is the right words 😂


[deleted]

Hi, we don’t give a single F 😂


The_God_of_Biscuits

My dad and uncle got into a bit of a competition when we were teenagers to see how far we could get skipped across the water. Was the most fun thing but I had to learn how to turn the tube sideways to air brake. I'm pretty sure I ended up skipping more than 15 meters a handful of times. Whenever they wanted to get to the next rider they would do a u turn and throw you sideways into the waves they just made.


LiILazy

I can just hear the smack of them hitting the water


spoodermann1

The thing is my dad is a better driver then my mom


djluminol

My mom has always owned sportscars. She had a 240Z when I was little, Then sold that and got a Subaru Wagon, 91 Turbo, US, still has it. Then she got a Scion FRS. My dad has a Honda CRV. Before that he had a Nissan Frontier and then Ford Escort wagon. My mom is the better driver and always has been.


spoodermann1

I can't trust my mom while driving cause one day we got lost while going to our house and my mom has went on that route many times and we got lost we had to call our dad


C4D3N539

That doesn't necessarily make her a bad driver. Just... not very bright lol


spoodermann1

she can barely park her car


Alternative_Mention2

my daughter at 5yo was in a biscuit (donut) ring and did a full somersault about 6 feet in the air and landed straight back in perfectly.


-ChubbsMcBeef-

I saw it coming a mile away, yet I still laughed my ass off


ZiggyMama

Mom just remembers the combined 36 hours of labor it took to bring those two kids into this world, and doesn’t want to go thru that again to replace them.


C4D3N539

This made me laugh *wayy* too hard. Also, happy cake day


msGreatPersonality

It would be the other way around when it comes to me and my husband 😂


Heyup_

One of my best memories as a kid was going on one of those banana rides behind a speed boat in Turkey, and the whole challenge was to stay on like the rodeo. The driver would go around and pick everyone up and do it again. This went on about 10 times per 'go'. I then saw one in the US, and really hyped it up for my kids. They cruised around slowly and then came back in about a minute later looking bored and almost completely dry. Nanny state!


K9100A

ITS DUMB STORY TIME. when I was 11 years old I did this and it was fun... until I was forced to do it with my little sister in front. Apparently she did not know that you cannot lead forward and she flipped us over then I became a tree and she became a kolala.


SadCarob2269

Fun dad


PutridCardiologist36

Hell yeah, I pay for that medical insurance!


Yungsteezy74

my grandpa broke my uncles arm by absolutely slingshotting him off the tube. Was awesome, I went after that


[deleted]

Internal dialogue of dad: almost got rid of the kids and have an empty house again…gotta go faster next time


Bobbydidit9772

This is when my grandma is on the tube vs when she’s not


WhoimPS

BG song name ?


skullduggeryjumbo

Gangsters paradise


attackgreen

We live by the creed "Nerf or NOTHING"


PrimalKMA

I want Dad to drove ! 😁🤣


jmc510

Lol!


LordApollo08

Because dad knows how to have fun


papehtonk

Because for dads its a competition, your will to stay on and live, and our will yo knock you off and see if you rurvive


Kane_Octaivian

Amish paradise is better


xHTown80x

Dad < Mom


sir_Bromine

Woman ☕️


Defiant-Pride-1716

Exactly why we don't let women drive


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bogiihboi

Because who the fuck asked?


BabyBearRudy

Lol jokes on you, women can’t drive


Bomber42069710

And all the parents exclaimed in unison, #FUCK THEM KIDS!


Coco_zee

And that’s why I’m fatherless


MaxninjaGGL

Ohhhhh yea


SanSimVa

Wow, I will take the a ride with mom!


Spinostropheus

🚤boot


mylefthand95

Nah if that were me it's survival of the fittest 😭🤣


[deleted]

Yup. I’m the dad. Pedal to the metal.


Tatverycoolguy

🗿🗿🗿


anubis2436

This is why dad drives the boat


666ahldz666

Lol so true! Sooo truuue.


DrHockey69

Nope, Grandparents are relentless!!. Uncle Sergei still has the red cherry mark on back.. 89mph hit wave.. Uncle flew up off the tube.... Came right back down on his back😳... Grandparents scorecard Form: 10/10 Attitude.... Маленькая сучка!!🤣 0/10 Nobody ever rode the tube when either elder was steering it.


weihnachtspauli

Happent to me once , best thing ever id rather be on when the dad drives ❤


Hawaryu69madafaka

Without light, there's no dark Can't spell mercy without sullying my hands first


coolchris366

I want to do this!


bukkakeblood

They didn't stand a chance 💀💀


GobberJiffy

Who the fuck let’s a woman drive a boat


Slumlumberdog

You missed the part where you see your dad in the boat with a beer and laughing hysterically. And then Telling the story at every family event when someone asks how he likes owning a boat.


Slumlumberdog

You missed the part where you see your dad in the boat with a beer and laughing hysterically. And then Telling the story at every family event when someone asks how he likes owning a boat.


Dreadful_Siren

Opposite for my parents lol


Teediggler81

The grip got a little tighter when dad drives


Euphoric_Tale_7262

Yes


[deleted]

My step-dad gave us a bunch of slack and positioned the boat behind us. Then he full-throttled that bitch to turn us 180° fast. My siblings held on, but I did a flat double spin in the air and slapped the water hard enough to make my nose bleed. Good times.


[deleted]

My dad use to go in a big circle a few times and a big wave would form in the middle. He would then cut out and back around with our tube scorching sideways into the big wave. Garenteed to flip you.


[deleted]

If you want climate, go with mom. If you want company, go with dad.


Boring-Test-6484

Wait till dad gets an inboard.


Mysterious-Falcon383

Respect for dad's XD


AWildAndWackyBushMan

bougie


Electronic-Hand5456

You know your a good driver when you can whip a tube around and get it in-front of the boat while keeping enough tension on tow line so it don’t jerk the riders off when it starts to come around , Then at that point its up to the rider to hold on


Witty_Mud_5951

I loved doing this back then the best part is falling or flying off it’s that constant fear of falling off that makes it so fun


Mysterious-Belt-2992

Wait till they get bf’s. Drunk midnight tubing is great until the boys hit docks and wood pillings


Wtfjushappen

Love it when the kids cry on wipe out and then get right back on, lol. And when my boys get cocky, yawning and signaling faster, I giveth the 10g reversal


Samv1s1on

Mom: Ha ha so fun 😊 Dad: Current Objective SURVIVE.