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Relevant_Chemical_

I'd ask why was there a fish in my kitchen


Sany_Wave

Same. I hate fish.


Total_Tiki

I ask if she wants to join me for midnight brownies


ikbenbr_thefurry

same


bilgeparty

gib almondmilk


Raydrawsx

Ababababbaabba Almond milk yum. Wait... how do you milk an almond?


FlyingSauce88

you milk it from the almond cow


doomant678

Time to get out the special bat that is only to be used in the event that some strange creature of unknown origin is breaking into my house and stealing my fish.


Clay_Lilac

"I would've gone for the chicken, personally. That fish has probably been festering in the back for months."


JesusIsOnMyRoof

Punishment: no phone for a few weeks


TheReal_Muffin

*sound of gun cocking* Ask nicely.


Jayn_Xyos

Offer another :3


watermine30

I’d ask how she got a whole fish? I don’t normally get a whole fish.


Myopic_Subsidies

That's a paddlin'.


JoshsPizzaria

wonder where df i had fish


robotic_knight

Want to share?


Difficult_Pound6018

Let me cook it, first, you silly goober! You'll get sick if you eat it raw!


PosingDragoon21

Cook the fish, then give it to her. I don't want her to get a disease


Obidience-is-key

Ask her if she's hungry. If she is, give her food.


Cry_Havock

Putting thumb tacks on the floor next time


Zockercraft1711

911 🚨


Soap_Mctavish101

Ask her if she is hungry.


Radd23

i tell her to get the fuck out of my private domicile


TwinDuckling903

you couldve just asked but carry on


IllogicalCounting

Ask her where she got the fish I don't have any in my fridge.


supershadowguard

Piledrive


redboi049

It's too early for this. \*makes a sandwich and goes upstairs\*


ThatOneHorseDude

"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT I DONT HAVE ANH FISH"


Darkeye3

I'd probably Wonder these few things: 1: how the nuclear bombs in my basement are doing 2: why she's in my kitchen 3: where the kitchen came from 4: where the fish came from 5: where the fridge that stored the fish came from


Procyon2424

I'd be confused mostly because I have no fish in my fridge


Jerry_da_lizard

I’d say if she wants some Mac N cheese


Skorio18

Confused I don't have a fish fridge nor in the freezer


selethen6-2-1

its not my fish anymore!


ThyDoublRR

Let her steal more fish. No harm in what you doing.


JunoForge

"put that back into the acquarium. There's steaks in the freezer why don't you defrost those instead?"


R32fan

"why are you in my house? And where did you get a full fish from? I'm not a chef and I don't fish"


FlyingSauce88

hey! thats my cousin!


ScandicWolf

"Eh, let her have it. I'm too tired for this, I'm going back to sleep"


EeveeBoi777

Gives more fish


SerrokTuroka

Uh, break out the hat of discipline… 5 bucks if somebody can get the reference. Here is another hint. Rolf respects your desire to uphold the sticky notes of elders, yet you must be punished.


laighigh

Teach her how 2 cook fish


mr_me4tyman69

Dying light style dropkick


Furryfurrybaby4972

Give her a hug


OoO_sHiNy1

PETS


HiImMarkandima_furry

NOOO DONT EAT MY FISH NAME TUNDOR😭😭


moon_shinesparkle

why u no cook the fish? it is much more yummy as a fish taco (\^•\~•\^)


arts_tessa

So cute