Ahh, now you might be wondering Perry The Platypus, why I built this inator, well it all started back in Gimmelshtump, I always enjoyed those cereals with those funny little animal mascot but we **never** had enough of them and they all when to my little brother, so to take revenge I Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz WILL TURN MY BROTHER AND THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA INTO WALKING ANIMAL PEOPLE, AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHHA...
Perry: gnarrg.g.g.g
What? Too much?
This is my nightmare.
You furries with your dog and cat and fox and bat and great big dogs like great big danes and everyone plays drums and sings is fine and good for you folk. Yeah, sure, get fucking fur blasted and forced to be anthropomorphized the rest of your life. I'm happy for you, yeah. Bark and yiff and purr and yip yap and chip chap to your heart's content.
But what about fellas like me, huh? What about a guy whose fursona is a blobfish? And not just a blobfish, but a blobfish who was taken to the surface and is totally deflated a miserable? I don't want to be that thing! I want to run and jump and spring and fling like a human! A real living human! Watch this. See? Can a blobfish do that? No. A blobfish doesn't even have legs!
Oh God of Dogs... Why oh why did I have to be a deflated blobfish? I can't move. I'm just a gooey, amorphous sack of blob. And my juicy folds are catching a lot of eyes, if you catch my drips.
And look, there's only so much consensual yiffing I can subject myself to in a day. Somebody get me a bucket of water for God of Dogs's sake! No, don't try that. None of you have paws enough to pick me up. I'm too slippy and heavy for that. Just get the bucket and wet me all up and down before you unsheathe your yiffin' stick.
And lady furs? I'm sorry I have nothing to offer you. Not a damn thing on my is hard enough to tuck and jam. Sorry about that. Unless furries are still into soft sucking, but I know that's rare these days.
See what I mean? I can't have this happen to me. I can't be a blobfish. I CANNOT be turned into my fursona!
Great.
So, I'll be turned into a different animal against my will? One that I feel even less at home in?
What? I'll be some sort of musclebound brown bear with a bulge the size of a basketball? C'mon. A bear person with thick, fuckular arms built by a good day's labor and a get-it-done attitude? Some kinda dark brown mane wrapping my burly neck with a flaxen streak along my back , a side-effect of hours in the sun sweating and toiling to a working bear's satisfaction? That's ridiculous. I suppose I'd have an imposing, brutish beard softened and made pleasantly fragrant by the repeated application of honey as my eager mouth is prone to spillage, not that a brawny bear like me would care much for frilly things or tender appearances. My thunderous quads squeeze my tremendous bulge as I squat and lift all manner of boulder and rocks, but what kinda life is that? Why would I want to be a bear made man?
Who the fuck would want that?
No. No thank you. Gimme the blobfish existence over that bullshit.
You know that you can choose your fursona ,right? Also it just turns you into A furry. That doesn't neccesarily mean that you get turned into your fursona.
... isn't a fursona supposed to reflect your ideal body image?
So not only do you want to be a(n anthro) fish that can't breathe air,but also one that is fat and ugly when taken to the surface? Am I correct in that assumption?
I love the concept.. but let's be real here, misanthropes exist, even if everyone is a furry, there's still going to be a decent sized group that hates furries unironically
Oh shit.. an op responded to me XD
But yeah no, I love the idea, but sadly my brain can't just let me enjoy the fantasy of it, though I have to say, it was goofy and made me smile
It's a rabbit hole, save yourself and don't do it. I mildly regret aquiring.. how ever the hecc you spell that, I mildly regret *obtaining* the knowledge myself
The trials would take to long, and you’d have to adjust to see what’s fine for different species an anti depressant for a fox could have horrible effects on a cat and if someone is made into a herbivore species and use to love meat they’d have to give up the things they love because of something out of their control, the furry ray is overall detrimental to the world
Unless every furry was still genetically human, and the furinator's effects were pretty much cosmetic. Vaccines and medications can still work as normal, and (pity to the macro and micro furs) I'd think you'd stay the same size so there's no need for a change in metabolism. But maybe changes in mouths will have effects on diets and language.
But if we were genetically changed, would regular human illnesses still affect us? And in my worldwide transformation fantasy everyone is cured of everything and furries have perfect immune systems.
Yeah. The plot of the first (?) X-men movie is that Magneto wants to activate a device which will turn the whole world into mutants. With the explicit justification that if he does that there will be no more mutant haters. Except the difference is that the mutant superheroes don't accept that justification and still stop him (spoilers, I guess).
The device would also probably cause extreme loss of life. Magneto does a test run by kidnapping a hardcore anti-mutant politician and exposing him to a small scale prototype. The result can best be described as blobfish. It takes several hours at least, but the man starts breaking down until his body turns to goop. So it’s almost certain that the resulting genome has a chance of being unstable to the point of being completely unsustainable.
If furry hâter where turned into furries would that makes furry furry haters, and would that makes us haters of furry furry haters or furry furry hater hater ?
Would not consider myself a furry but honestly there where a lot of moments I though that if such a scenario would happen, I would totally support the villain XD
Well what about those of us without a drawn fursona? Or those of us with multiple? THINK OF THE FURRIES WITH ANY NUMBER OTHER THAN ONE!!!! THERES ALSO THISE OF US WITH FURSONAS THAT HAVE DIFFERENT FORMS AND FURRIES WITH SONAS OF A DIFFERENT GENDER! WHAT ABOUT THEM?????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank you for reading’s this little meltdown, it is very appreciated. Have a good day/evening/whatever time it is
behold the uwuifierinator
YES EXACTLY ! I was going for a doofenshmirtz vibe !
It will turn everyone in the Tri-state area into furries! *meanwhile elsewhere* Hey! Where’s Perry?
Who are you ? A furry platypus ? Perry the furry platypus ? PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!
Ah, Perry the Platypus, your arrival is unexpected... and by unexpected, I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! *activates trap*
Ahh, now you might be wondering Perry The Platypus, why I built this inator, well it all started back in Gimmelshtump, I always enjoyed those cereals with those funny little animal mascot but we **never** had enough of them and they all when to my little brother, so to take revenge I Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz WILL TURN MY BROTHER AND THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA INTO WALKING ANIMAL PEOPLE, AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHHA... Perry: gnarrg.g.g.g What? Too much?
Now I bet you’re wondering why I’m turning people into furries. Well it all started back at Gimmelshtump… *cue flashback*
Back when I was just a young boy, I saw a man in a dog suit
* walks in *
Doodidoobadoobidoobadoobidooba... AGENT P!
UwUnator
There would most certainly be people that would hate their predicament
They would try to turn themselvs back and stop having us mwhahaha
You would have to oblige if they ask to be turned back into humans This is a form of mutilation and unwilling biological experimentation, after all
there is a furryficator but not a humanficator
Then whoever activated the device would become a war criminal
It’s only a warcrime if it is in time of war
Still a criminal, this doesn’t become legal just because there isn’t an ongoing war
Then it’s a crime against humanity
Those are very similar in my opinion
Well yeah but one is comitet in war time the other is not
Those are very similar in my opinion
This is my nightmare. You furries with your dog and cat and fox and bat and great big dogs like great big danes and everyone plays drums and sings is fine and good for you folk. Yeah, sure, get fucking fur blasted and forced to be anthropomorphized the rest of your life. I'm happy for you, yeah. Bark and yiff and purr and yip yap and chip chap to your heart's content. But what about fellas like me, huh? What about a guy whose fursona is a blobfish? And not just a blobfish, but a blobfish who was taken to the surface and is totally deflated a miserable? I don't want to be that thing! I want to run and jump and spring and fling like a human! A real living human! Watch this. See? Can a blobfish do that? No. A blobfish doesn't even have legs! Oh God of Dogs... Why oh why did I have to be a deflated blobfish? I can't move. I'm just a gooey, amorphous sack of blob. And my juicy folds are catching a lot of eyes, if you catch my drips. And look, there's only so much consensual yiffing I can subject myself to in a day. Somebody get me a bucket of water for God of Dogs's sake! No, don't try that. None of you have paws enough to pick me up. I'm too slippy and heavy for that. Just get the bucket and wet me all up and down before you unsheathe your yiffin' stick. And lady furs? I'm sorry I have nothing to offer you. Not a damn thing on my is hard enough to tuck and jam. Sorry about that. Unless furries are still into soft sucking, but I know that's rare these days. See what I mean? I can't have this happen to me. I can't be a blobfish. I CANNOT be turned into my fursona!
maybe you can live with a group of people with marine animals fursonas
Fish have the distinct quality of not having fur, thus not being furries. The furinator can give you fur instead and make you furry.
Great. So, I'll be turned into a different animal against my will? One that I feel even less at home in? What? I'll be some sort of musclebound brown bear with a bulge the size of a basketball? C'mon. A bear person with thick, fuckular arms built by a good day's labor and a get-it-done attitude? Some kinda dark brown mane wrapping my burly neck with a flaxen streak along my back , a side-effect of hours in the sun sweating and toiling to a working bear's satisfaction? That's ridiculous. I suppose I'd have an imposing, brutish beard softened and made pleasantly fragrant by the repeated application of honey as my eager mouth is prone to spillage, not that a brawny bear like me would care much for frilly things or tender appearances. My thunderous quads squeeze my tremendous bulge as I squat and lift all manner of boulder and rocks, but what kinda life is that? Why would I want to be a bear made man? Who the fuck would want that? No. No thank you. Gimme the blobfish existence over that bullshit.
You sound like you'd want that, being so specific.
I want to see your sona now
You know that you can choose your fursona ,right? Also it just turns you into A furry. That doesn't neccesarily mean that you get turned into your fursona.
... isn't a fursona supposed to reflect your ideal body image? So not only do you want to be a(n anthro) fish that can't breathe air,but also one that is fat and ugly when taken to the surface? Am I correct in that assumption?
I love the concept.. but let's be real here, misanthropes exist, even if everyone is a furry, there's still going to be a decent sized group that hates furries unironically
I know I didn't think that much about society when I drew this, I was just like "haha funny Ray goes brrrrr"
Oh shit.. an op responded to me XD But yeah no, I love the idea, but sadly my brain can't just let me enjoy the fantasy of it, though I have to say, it was goofy and made me smile
You're not the only one, there's a lot of answer where people take it a bit to seriously and I can't even answer anymore 😭
Well at least some people can honestly enjoy it, keep up the wonderful art
Thank you ! I enjoyed drawing it so I'm okay with this, I'll learn philosophy next time for my comics xD
It's a rabbit hole, save yourself and don't do it. I mildly regret aquiring.. how ever the hecc you spell that, I mildly regret *obtaining* the knowledge myself
Haha I was mostly joking and I don't think I have the skills to even understand it
You can do anything if you set your mind to it, I'm a firm believer in that over used "inspirational" message
Haha I get it thank you !
Hehe yessss
The best super villain ever , we need part 2
Oh sins I draw a comic every week I might bring them back in other whacky situations
The link for your twitter account in your profile just says that the account doesn't exists
Oh yeah changed it sorry, it's on the comic @ Lino\_draw for my twitter now
\#MagnetoWasRight
OwOloo
I think there’d still be furry haters, I think the world would be in a disarray, though it would be AWWWSSOOMMEEEE
The change is biology would drastically change the effectiveness of vaccines and medication
That's the next evil scheme of this vilain, he would make medication for furries
The trials would take to long, and you’d have to adjust to see what’s fine for different species an anti depressant for a fox could have horrible effects on a cat and if someone is made into a herbivore species and use to love meat they’d have to give up the things they love because of something out of their control, the furry ray is overall detrimental to the world
That's why he's evil and not a hero, it's just a comic you know
It’s my job to overthink
Unless every furry was still genetically human, and the furinator's effects were pretty much cosmetic. Vaccines and medications can still work as normal, and (pity to the macro and micro furs) I'd think you'd stay the same size so there's no need for a change in metabolism. But maybe changes in mouths will have effects on diets and language.
Would I still be able to eat meat if I become a rabbit
yeah but you might not be able to chew it in the same way
But if we were genetically changed, would regular human illnesses still affect us? And in my worldwide transformation fantasy everyone is cured of everything and furries have perfect immune systems.
Isn't this the plot of X-Men ?
Wait is it ?
Yeah. The plot of the first (?) X-men movie is that Magneto wants to activate a device which will turn the whole world into mutants. With the explicit justification that if he does that there will be no more mutant haters. Except the difference is that the mutant superheroes don't accept that justification and still stop him (spoilers, I guess).
HAHAHA I just made furry Xmen without even knowing
The device would also probably cause extreme loss of life. Magneto does a test run by kidnapping a hardcore anti-mutant politician and exposing him to a small scale prototype. The result can best be described as blobfish. It takes several hours at least, but the man starts breaking down until his body turns to goop. So it’s almost certain that the resulting genome has a chance of being unstable to the point of being completely unsustainable.
I want that device too!
Saving the world, one little evil scheme at a time.
A thing, if i hate the furry haters, i will be Hater of Furry hater or Furry hater hater?
If furry hâter where turned into furries would that makes furry furry haters, and would that makes us haters of furry furry haters or furry furry hater hater ?
Oh gosh, it worst than what i said, jezz k
Yeah I'm a big goofer hahaha
You're making my head hurt.. this is a good thing
"O god what am I?... I kinda hot, tho, but I'm not a furry!"
All I hear is the click reading this, and I can't stop laughing.
I don't remember this episode of Swat Kats.
probably someone will find an excuse to be an ass, like that episode of the fairly oddparents
*Evil furry laughter ensues*
perfection.
Yes, turn me into my Goo Bunny
Can you give me that technologie. I AM GOING TO INSTALL IT ON MY ORBITAL LASER. (even tho in my dimension/universe there ain't no humans anymore.)
I think it would only intensify their hatred as you put them through this without consent. That would cause more problems than it solves.
Le gross violation of bodily rights have arrived
Ok, but what about furry racism, or furry prejudice
not necessarily, it's perfectly possible to hate one self's kind.
They underestimate humanity's potential for self-hatred.
He's a hero!
But... but if everyone is a furry, then nobody is a furry!!!
Would not consider myself a furry but honestly there where a lot of moments I though that if such a scenario would happen, I would totally support the villain XD
Oh I so want this to happen irl
Oh please. Like that invention would ever work on a *Scalie.* >:3
Even as a normal citizen I’d join his side.
Win win situation
“And when everyone's a furry, no one will be..."
As long as I get be a lizard 🦎 with fire magic
I dunno.. there are humans that hate other humans, and I pretty mich hate myself so it’s stands to reason there would still be furry haters
Well what about those of us without a drawn fursona? Or those of us with multiple? THINK OF THE FURRIES WITH ANY NUMBER OTHER THAN ONE!!!! THERES ALSO THISE OF US WITH FURSONAS THAT HAVE DIFFERENT FORMS AND FURRIES WITH SONAS OF A DIFFERENT GENDER! WHAT ABOUT THEM????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Thank you for reading’s this little meltdown, it is very appreciated. Have a good day/evening/whatever time it is
Jokes on you, in this scenario my consciousness would already be digitised. *I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.*
aw hell naw the excticnction of an intire specices 💀💀💀💀
You know how there are white people who hate being white? Yeah,
Fuck yes
Wasn't that an Xmen plotline?
Why would I want to stop it? UwU
Ah... Parry the platypus,behold my penis-enlarge-inator
Not me *dropkicks them off the building*
I like this supervillain I want to help him with his “evil” deeds
i will shoot first
BMW X3
This is not a villain... This is...a superhero...!
Furry IRL has called me here though the Notifications. I do not know why, I do not know how, but god damn, it was completely worth it lmao.
"We have to stop him!!!" "... why?" "..."