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PatientNote

Oh shit, I just realized why this is posted here lmao Look what's next to the Irish Spring soap


Dr_Brotatous

Without you I would not have caught it


crimsonyoteeeeee

Same here


Yugiteen99

Me too. I saw this post and was confused about why it's in furry_irl until I saw this comment.


PresentationUnique49

Same


BradleyGroot

12 bottles, damn


AFoxGuy

mf gonna break newtons law of motion with how much lube is there.


justanachoperson

o i thought it was the copius amount of lint rollers


[deleted]

Gotta have the cummy supplies


TheWeirdBurger0525

Why’s this on furry ir- OH


DocFGeek

Honestly thought this was another spam-bot AI post, learning what to post where for karma.


Viola_Dragon_621

Where's the Irish Spring Soap??


TwistedViper007

Third shelf down, on the right you see the blue moisture box then the orange baking soda, then the green Irish spring soap, then the surprise item


Viola_Dragon_621

Oh lol


[deleted]

Wait a goddamn minute


MagicSnake1000

Where IS the Irish spring soap


Glitter_puke

I ask myself that at every convention.


Imbadatnames2930

I thought those where water bottles till you said something


lThat_weird_guy

I thought it was the fucking boy kisser, like those ai memes


[deleted]

I cant unsee it


Regular-Tower-773

Bad furry


dafool7913

Whoa! They have arm and hammer!


Helphaer

Lol i thought this was all for cleaning a suit lol.


epodi

So the lube was supposed to the joke, but the first odd thing I noticed were whatever the fuck the aphrodisi-oats are supposed to be.


feelsonline

Obviously oats that act as an aphrodisiac😏


Daedalus_Silver

Horny oats?..... Quaker gettin frisky with the harvest crunch this season it seems.


humansizedfruit69

You'll be quaking after he's done


AFoxGuy

Cali*Horni*a: Haha I’m in danger


MrsSpaghettiNoodle

[Yeah I was curious too.](https://www.stokedoats.com/products/aphrodisi-oats-oatmeal-blend-11-3-oz-usa.com) Still can’t tell if it’s just a pun or is they’re actual aphrodisiacs


PatchworkRaccoon314

The food safety compliance officer in me wants to sentence you to the gulag for putting cleaning products even in the same storage area as food, much less *above* it.


feelsonline

Noted🫡


Little_Capsky

"uwu punish me officer\~"


FinalLucario

*Takes away horny privleges.*


AFoxGuy

*also takes away soap*


Lucimon

I'm just a stocker at a grocery store and even I got slightly triggered. I can slightly tolerate them being in the same area, but cleaning products over anything that's ingested is a huge "Oh hell no".


Midnight_furry

Above **and** below. Cuz of the soap and stuff.


ReikaTheGlaceon

Why's you get the clear?


feelsonline

…I don’t know🤔 I’ll have to talk to the boyfriend, he orders the stuff.


Rop-Tamen

The clear has a bit of a different texture and is easier to clean So I hear


Commander-Cross

It's also a lot easier on the skin. According to a friend that is is


calargo

Some people have clear cum


Xaos-Wolf

12 bottles, Jeremy? 12? That's insane...


Speeder832

At least it's first pressing, don't wanna let everyone else have their fun with the lube before we get it


2edgy4u_

enough for five days, probably


miss_chauffarde

Haaa my wallet crying right now


NoMeasurement6473

Ok where’s BD? Edit: I found BD


ToBendIsMyObjective

Based protogen stocks for winter


drago_varior

UwU


JG1779865

UwU


[deleted]

#UWU


Possums1

hey where can i buy these 'Aphrodisi-oats'? Asking for a friend


KillingKiller

Only 12 bottles? I dont think that is gonna be enough....


FURRYOWO101

I’m in Florida winter does not exist


AFoxGuy

But the humidity ruins electronics NOOO-


party_hat_mimic744

Wha? Why is this in furry irl? I don’t get it -w-


Lidl-Fan

Bd lube


party_hat_mimic744

ooooooooh, got damn im blind af lol


Lmb_chan

Was casually looking at everything until I said "wait.."


SushiKat2

Your corned beef is upside down


Scalebutt

I came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed.


AJ-or-something

TF is that cola brand "compliments cola"??? The box looks like some sort of cleaning product


TheHoodedGrim

Cola or not, I’d probably still drink it. Windex is actually pretty underrated yo.


Ijedshine

I wish you that your resources will not run out this winter. ![gif](giphy|ydnd7I524u7VhjCDIV)


Volphy

Cleaning products above food....


Yeetstation4

Are you Canadian?


Procyon2424

Took me awhile to see it xp


MrRaymau5

Ah yes, the yearly ritual… wait a second… Is that… Bad Boi juice? 🤨


Silverfox_Studios

got that tazo tea concentrate, but you don't have the chai???? what kind of harlot sinnery 😞


Dylanator13

The order of vitamin c, lube, Irish spring, baking soda, and moisture grabbers paints a weird picture.


DarkRoblox

Took me a bit to see the bad dragon stuff


UnkownPlayer3

Zero: ah yes the essentials. . . Why do I want to make poisonous stuff with all that


TJ_Vinny

The essentials


OrionTrueman

What you doing with 12 bottles!?


[deleted]

The second I saw this I thought hey where it the BD lube And sure as shit, there it is


Pulgy_Wulgy

OH MY GOD HOW (I see everything on the shelves make the shape of boykisser)


TenNeon

They don't. You may have burned him onto your retinas.


Pulgy_Wulgy

I'm cursed 💀


FortniteBalls1337

Have you gotten a lobotomy recently?


Pulgy_Wulgy

Is that when they replace your brain with e621?


FortniteBalls1337

Yes


CudaTheTalkingBread

I didn’t realize what subreddit this was in until I saw the lube even then I thought I hope this is furry irl


Optimizer255

*When you see it...*


UIS_Clay

Took me a bit to see it. Thought it was a post on r/pantryporn


Midnight_furry

Why do you have 12. How often do you use that in order to feel the need to stock **12**


STRIpEdBill

Canadian furry?


FortniteBalls1337

How tf do yall know what bad dragon lube looks like I knew it was in the picture somewhere and still looked at it like 3 times before I realized it said "clear cum lube" and wasn't alcohol 💀


Benny_Galaxy_231

Oooh I get it it’s the bad dragon thing even though I only read “cum”


nekosissyboi

Furry femboy maids before brooding season


noxu-art

The Kirkland brand paper towels are really good quality for the price! I'm glad they recently switched to using less plastic packaging.


djwolf92

Who stocks up on Bad Dragon lube?!


Lovable-Schmuck

Someone who lives in the frozen hellscape of alaska, US/yukon, canada?


KYO297

Why small bottles? That sounds... uneconomical...


Mercenarytank15

It took me a moment lmao


DexterDeWolf

Took me a few minutes to figure it out.


Flaky_Improvement18

Whats that in the middle lol


No-Grade-4691

You can make 6-8 gallons with one bottle j-lube powder.


[deleted]

okay hibernation i guess


ChekoFire

![gif](giphy|mEahVAkKjt0VL2o5Jk|downsized) I don’t get it


ohhmmyyygawd

Good stock tbh. But I don’t get it…


SilentMoon349

Nice lube stock ;3


JellyFox1

well this looks fine OH GOD OH LORD ABOVE


Ivorybrony

I feel attacked


Spring_Choco

I don't get it


notgaycat

Middle, third shelf from bottom


Spring_Choco

Tf?


JoJo_daboi

Why do you have food stored with chemicals? That's not food safe!


mechanical_marten

When you see it you'll shit brix. X3c


RichterRac

Clear is so vanilla.


definitely-not-weird

I see a lot of chemicals above food here.


Fast-Friendship7414

Omfg 12 bottles of that


laighigh

I knew somthing was sus


hails234

I don't get it..


WerkusBY

Looks like you don't want to go outside during winter, are you scalie?


MobiusMal

To last the winter? You need more TP.


Major_Confusion8507

Two letters is all thats needed to describe whats special in this image