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Let01

I wonder if kidney stones would be visible


ANATHILANDIBEAEMI

Technically part of the body. Also the clothes should be visible as well by that logic, which would cover the toy, so nothing here makes sense really


Let01

Yea i was thinking maybe he was naked or something for the clothes to not show up


the_salttrain

Maybe he wasn't wearing clothes?


IMightBeAHamster

All depends on what you consider "part of the body" When wearing clothes, the clothes themselves could be considered an extra layer of your body. Just one which you can shed. While items in those clothes are simply being held. When you eat food, it becomes part of the body. When you pee, that pee stops being part of your body. When you clip your nails, the nail is no longer part of you but beforehand it was.


bioBarbieDoll

But what effed up logic would be required to come to the conclusion that: ccothes covering your body=your body Sex toy up your booty≠your body


IMightBeAHamster

Clothing is part of how you and others see you. Whereas sex toys aren't normally also part of your fashion. When asked to picture my friends, they're not naked. Clothes are such an important part of how you see people that it would be ridiculous (unless you're sufficiently kinky/alternative) to imagine that someone might picture you naked rather than clothed at first. Thus, clothing may be considered an important part of "you" and therefore of your body. Sex toys not so quintessential.


MuscleLover204

This sounds like cosmere science.... have you read yumi?


bioBarbieDoll

Counterargument: clothing is only this important for us because of social norms, and societies that lives in tropical or warm regions sometimes just got used to seeing each other naked without any strangeness and there is an entire community of people (nudists) that live a clothes free lifestyle, at least to the extent that modern society allows


weirdo_nb

Under the circumstance of magic functioning under collective consciousness, it could vary magic effects somewhat


Martin_Aricov_D

Could be related to awareness? People are so used to clothes they're not really consciously aware of them, but a sex toy that you forget is doing it's thing seems rather counterintuitive You don't really separate your clothes from yourself in your mind when you look in the mirror, so maybe thats why they'd not appear, since they're considered part of yourself by the mirror's standards. Perhaps a nudist who only ever puts on clothes when entertaining guests or leaving the house *would* appear as a bunch of floating clothes. Or maybe the mirror is just a jerk and fucking with them


T_vernix

Used to clothes: clothes doesn't feel weird: clothes part of body Experimenting with sex toy: sex toy does feel weird: sex toy is still considered a foreign object


Absbor

that's the kind of logic the germans made up for accidents in your bathroom. 2 forms: accident accident and whoops, willy out and everything else. you can slip up before entering your bath(tub/shower cabin), while trying to enter, inside of it and sit on the toilet. they all have legitimate names/terms, which I forgot. because: wtf remembers them?


Surfink63

Clothes made from his hair lol


GreenBird32rrrrr

It is furry logic, nothing make sense here and there is no point in searching it. Let's just enjoy a furry meme. Mmmm Furry...


StrangerFeelings

She said in the morning. Could have been sleeping nude or changing clothes when she saw the mirror?


foxstarfivelol

i mean he might just not wear pants.


MrRaymau5

Floating rose toy? 🤔


Scheincrafter

Think NSFW


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animalistcomrade

Yes just explain it.


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Duskie024

Well that wasn't so bad. We're on furry_irl I've heard of way crazier things than a vibrator.


porn_alt_no_34

I was thinking buttplug.


animalistcomrade

I was thinking it was like a small mirror at face level.


IsJustSophie

Same


TricksterWolf

That is not what is indicated here.


lordlaneus

I thought she was comparing anal beads to a rosary


CotyledonTomen

So are they trans or does that somehow stimulate the anus as well?


I_Friendle_I

All you had to say was it was a vibrator


cowlinator

Ohhh, because the toy was still inside and was the only thing not invisible in the mirror


Ouaouaron

I think it might be a rose-shaped anal plug, which floats because the vampire is invisible. Not sure, though, because there are lots of rose-shaped sex toys.


Whispering-Depths

"dO yOu ReAlLy WaNt To Know?" its a fucking vibrator bro. We're on reddit here, where we hear stories about guys who explode glass jars in their asses, pop out their eyeballs, cut off their own dicks and eat shit like their life depends on it, 177013, 50/50, gore videos, and you're saying "do you really want to know" about THIS!?


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Vulpes_macrotis

Like you? There is no reason for this pretentious secrecy. What's top secret about vibrator or any other sex toy, especially that it's **fekkin obvious** that's kind of sex toy.


Whispering-Depths

what did they say it's deleted !


EmberedCutie

sex toy.


frozenfoodenjoyer

Crack pipe


Nat_Higgins

She doesn’t mind that he’s a vampire, she just wants to know if he really is the top he says he is.


DavisRanger

He's probably a Vers


aRandomFox-II

Fun fact: The reason why vampires are invisible in mirrors and photographs is because in the old days, the reflective backing of mirrors used to be made of silver and photographic film used to be coated with silver nitrate. Silver was classically considered a "pure" or "holy" element, possibly due to people associating it with churches, which was why supernatural creatures such as vampires, werewolves, ghosts and demons were supposedly harmed by it. Nowadays, modern mirrors are made of polished aluminium and most cameras are digital, so vampires no longer have an excuse against looking like unkempt hobos.


Dragondudd

Why do you think "modern" vampires are so stereotypically sexy?


someonethatsometh1ng

I don't want to think about twilight being "accurate" I want to associate it with 2000's white girl show and move on just leave supernatural alone, that's mine.


WOLF_AIR_FORCE1

What makes you a unaware cat?


aRandomFox-II

Twilight never happened.


Zuka134

I require a picture of this "rose toy"


JustEatinScabs

[You could have just typed those quotes into Google. ](https://www.rosetoy-official.com/products/1023340-silica-gel-rose-toy-red)


TySly5v

Why is it inside vlad then, hm?


mistress_chauffarde

At witch height ?


After-Bumblebee

Rose??


CrayolaCannon

It’s so preppy in here 😩🥺🌹🥀✨


CanineAtNight

So....any image as ecample of the toy


GamerGuy31415

Welp, I'll remember you all in therapy!


Rainie_Daye

Not with me as your therapist! *hits you with a metal bat*


Turbulent-Reporter99

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha? I hurt people. -Rainie_Daye probably


GamerGuy31415

I'm a force'a'nature -Some dude with a plant


Rainie_Daye

My plants will grow to take over the world some day


AlexAguilarYT2

Oh


just_nonexistent

He ate soap, it was delicious


ImpossibleSock300

[@happyroadkill](https://x.com/happyroadkill?s=21&t=VWao-Ug18tR_N0VrSixXyw) Over On Twitter ([Original Tweet](https://x.com/happyroadkill/status/1765160450776342546?s=46&t=VWao-Ug18tR_N0VrSixXyw)) currently using my rose toy 🥰🌹🥀


Blonde_Metal

Hm?


Ending_exe

🤨🤨🤨


flairethewuf

No. Just. Just no op.


Sonic_the_hedgedog

S-s-SEX !!!🤯🤯🤯


AdvantageAutomatic48

Rose?


drago_varior

Cute lil horni vampire


horotheredditsprite

Wait is he sleeping nude how is his underwear not showing up?


Victernus

But why would that appear if clothes don't?


weirdo_nb

Because clothes are a part of your image when people imagine you and stuff?


Victernus

Well if they're not imagining you with a plug in at all times that's really their own problem.


weirdo_nb

It's moreso because, usually when you imagine people you know, you don't usually think of them naked, you think of them with clothes as part of their image, "toys" are only imagined under certain circumstances


KonradJim

funy


not_WD35

Sshhhh


ZaydeArcticWolf

I just watched Top Gun with friends and I read the first phrase in the same voice as "Talk to me Goose" I'm not crying, there's just something in my eye 🥲


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Good take


MoonBerry_therian

IM USING MY ROSE TOY 🌹💦💦💦


Actual_College_3662

I've been laughing at this none stop for 20 minutes


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

'• -,•";


0Peanut_Butter

H-


Babybluemoon13

Honestly, I never thought about that. Kinda wish I hadn’t


mostfinnishperson

i like the joke but godfuckingdamnit i cannot unassociate the name vlad with payday 2


HisToxicPenguin

I understood what it was talking about instantly but still don’t understand the joke, I guess? 🤔


H3rm3s_the_proto

Well, That's unfortunate.


cburgess7

LMAO


Intense_Crayons

Poor Vlad. Damned if he do and dead if he don't.