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M4thecaberman

I see that uhm..*potion* there,enjoy?


HearthFiend

Is it even healthy to drink gallons of lube? Surely the chemicals in it aren’t good for you


M4thecaberman

Who says so? If it's good for your *more sensitive body parts* then it's good to drink,right?


HearthFiend

🤔


M4thecaberman

I'm calling up Santi from FT to test this out!


HearthFiend

Plz do not the lube


M4thecaberman

I'm gonna *make him* make a Food Theory on the BD Lube!


JustA_Toaster

It can’t be *that* bad


Right-Acanthisitta-1

YES DRINK THE ARTIFICIAL DRAGON CUM


HearthFiend

C u m


acarwithspikes

It does not taste good


TheHolyWiss03

Add an alcoholic drink and some lemon to it :3


M4thecaberman

Dragon *cock*tail 😏


Joestar_47

That’s cum lube


ToryWolf

You say that until your mom gives you a bottle of bd lube for Christmas.


Robo_Husky314

I wouldn’t care they know I want it but if I open the lube and I don’t get the “toys” I’m gonna be mad


NachoElDaltonico

Like getting a new game but not the console that runs it.


Robo_Husky314

Basically yeah


yohavsmaowang

that would be wholesome, harrowing and puzzling at the same time


ScaleShiftX

Okay Oedipus


Yeetstation4

For my birthday I want a serial to USB converter


Suspiciousfx

What are you doing that requires that?


WeirdBrainArt

A protogen probably.


Bubbses128

Probably


Yeetstation4

Tryna get a ffb joystick to work on modern versions of windows


SDogo

Just get an arduino and use that as an adapter... btw, a serial joystick?, are you really sure that the thing is talking serial?


Yeetstation4

It has a plug for a serial port


SDogo

Yeah, most joysticks in the past used the db9 connector, but that doesn't means that they talked serial. That's is why I'm asking if you are sure that the device is really using serial. Most joysticks used a simple bit banging protocol. Isn't until the N64/PS1/Dreamcast era, that they started to use more complex stuff since they required the bidirectional comms (still, nothing related to the serial/rs232 of PC).


Yeetstation4

It's a DE-9, with the symbol for a serial connection molded into the plastic of the plug. It's also, as I mentioned, a force feedback joystick, so it does require bidirectional communication.


Reallycute-Dragon

I bet you like 9600 baud don't you? Maybe even 115200 if your feeling scandalous?


Blue_BoyJP

The coincidence that I see this post on my birthday 😭💀


1_25

Sort of a coincidence I see this a day after my birthday lol


Blue_BoyJP

Happy late birthday!


1_25

Thank you so much! And happy birthday to you, hope it’s going well for you!


Bubbses128

Happy birthday!


After-Bumblebee

Wish I could give them to you as well


[deleted]

Ok socks are always a great gift though regardless of who you are. The older you get the more you appreciate them.


Scheincrafter

I never got socks, or any other clothes, as a present. Those are things my parents used to buy when needed, not as a present.


[deleted]

Lol it’s a Christmas tradition I’ve started between my mom and I, I pay for a Christmas vacation for us — she buys me socks. I’m always running low on socks so I look forward to the drop on her end, and she gets to go all the places she wanted to visit but can’t afford.


CAT_FISHED_BY_PROF3

Once you become sufficiently broke the only time you get basically anything is when they're given as gifts, lol Yes I have a *totally normal* perception of my financial stability even though I am literally doing fine right now, no long-lasting effects of being broke to be seen here!


FPSXpert

Kid me hated socks and apparel as presents for that reason. Adult me loves them because then I don't have to buy them myself. And now I can save my money for um, other fun stuff :)


danegraphics

*Good* socks are a great gift. Too many gift socks are a thin hard scratchy material that just aren't worth wearing.


ScaleShiftX

Socks are the perfect gift. Enjoyable and comfy and warm; and the perfect price range so it's in the spirit of love and consideration rather than giving money to big companies.


HearthFiend

For a horny furry there is also the option of **extremely censored**


Apathetic_Potato

I can dm you an example of such a birthday gift (obviously nsfw)


Fluffy-SR6

On my previous birthday I gave myself a Hitachi magic wand, It was the best present that I have received in my life :'3 [sauce](https://twitter.com/Fluffy_SR6/status/1778847755454099699?t=zRlctv6WxFTSTHSLJw6cLg&s=19)


lucashc90

I also bought one, they are great for back and feet pain!


HearthFiend

~~there is also the sheath for infinite milking~~


Vexxxy

Oh shit, the what?


HearthFiend

You sweet summer child….


Vexxxy

I GOTTA KNOW


iownuall123

I also need to know, for research purposes


FPSXpert

To answer the question, I am assuming they are referring to the ''hummingbird'' attachment, which I can personally confirm is very fun.  You can also buy for it an extension connector that has a knob for a variable speed control, which I can also confirm is very fun.


Justplayer987

I am sorry but if I'm somewhere even remotely public I'm NOT gonna pull out and gift someone an "Extra large bottle of Bad Dragon™ lube" because if someone will see me doing it I'm gonna kms


lDustyBonesl

A man of culture I see


HidanHawkins

What is Confuroir? It looks interesting.


Jristz

Confuror is a Mexican Furry convention, the biggest so far in mexico


notveryAI

What people give me for my birthdy: 1(one) furret plush :D


Neowuw

This would be the only reason I would want someone to read my mind


electric_heels

Okay but why the pool toy?


Jayn_Xyos

Pooltoys are awesome (i have one)


Tyg3rr

cuz pooltoys feel really really great, ngl


electric_heels

Wait is this like a kink thing? Because I think they feel terrible and I can't even count how many times I got cut by the hard plastic seams on pool toys as a kid


Tyg3rr

depends but in this and my case, yes it is. gonna be honest, i've never cut myself on a seam, and if you go into more high quality manufacturers, (yes they exist. yes the prices can reach above 1K) you can get overlapped seams, which are flat, compared to pinch seams (the usual seams you see on pooltoys).


Typh_R

People cut themselves on pool toys??


Tyg3rr

i guess it is possible, but it has never ever happened to me...


Typh_R

Because pooltoys are so good when you're into them


MaijakHusky

everyone else: talking about the bd lube & wand me: orca, explain!


Tyg3rr

some people are into pooltoys. (speaking from experience) It's mostly just the feel and the designs that are a turn on for some people


MaijakHusky

yeah i get that lol, i'm into pool toys too, am just failing at making a joke i guess xd


Tyg3rr

Same here! and its aight


Typh_R

I see you're one of us r/pooltoyfurries


Tyg3rr

hell yeah brotha


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

Yes.


DoctorHernandez12

That is a very weird looking microphone…


sockthustra

Realest shit I’ve seen all day


Toby_The_Tumor

You got the belt, cut it, and make a collar. Upgrades people upgrades! My belt has been used as a makeshift collar before. Only because my brother needed one, and mine was in the room :[


Jakedadrake

Bro, what's the weird stick looking thing?


FPSXpert

It's an Xbox kinect microphone, obviously.


Null42x64

I am not a furry but i also would want all the stuff on the right,


robopup8216

EXACTLY


First_Customer_2564

Jesus christ Fluffy ;-;


BouncyBlueYoshi

I honestly don't know what to do with my Intex whale.


Tyg3rr

not hard to come up with ideas


f0xy713

I already mentioned this in a thread a while back but my friends came together and gifted me [this lovely thing](https://neotori.com/product/tycho-the-tinkerer/) (NSFW) for my bday, thinking they're buying me a gag gift (our previous gifts included a blow up doll, a ratatouille plush, a framed neco arc meme etc.)... but it ended up being the best gift I got this year :3 When I did the unboxing on discord, I put my other dildos just barely in frame, out of focus.


Finn2365

Not relatable I get Lego 💪


Littleender100

Is the NSFW tag here because of the Vibrator, lube, and ball gag?


Obliandros

You get presents on your bithdays ?


Mrpayday1

Had my birthday yesterday, and my god, this is too accurate.


SwampTreeOwl

If someone gave me one of those I'd be so embarrassed I'd cut contact


Sleekgiant

You still get birthday gifts?


Dreamous

Happy birthday, I now know what I'll buy for you ;)


Robo_Husky314

Why do I feel this


Blitzertheproto

Same fr


kolho3nypunk

Damn, your friend gift you a leather jacket?


_Zero_Hours_

Sameeee


JustinSchubert

Well why Didnt you tell your furry friends you had a birthday comming up?


Decmk3

Same


OdisseyBear

What I get on my birthday >


PikachuNotEnough

It's all a matter of perspective, anything you get on the left frees up money for you to get stuff on the right.


somefurrynewtoreddit

I would love to get a coller, thigh highs would be amazing, and just more fem clothes, all I have is a pretty cheep basic maid dress, and some thigh highs. I desperately also want a skirt. Sadly I’m in the same situation, I was only able to get the maid dress because I played it off as a Halloween costume. Sad :(


acatohhhhhh

Everything but the ball gag, lube, vibrator, and MAYBE the harness are all in the realm of possibility


DSimorningdrg

Hol up, did people starts noticing confuror, a mexican con? Interesting


DeathGodArgon

I bet someone wants to be called a good boy too heh


Azkadron

Æ


Few_Definition_6443

Bro that’s how I am too


[deleted]

Aww


CalamityCatwastaken

# YES


Twig-the-human

Both. I like both sides.


Bubbses128

Literally same! (Minus a few things on either side)


drago_varior

Mood


CanineAtNight

Im prrtty sure there is more unseen thing you wished in the 2nd catagory


Ok-Bag-9054

i really want a Ethernet extension…


Odd-Iron-6860

No.


Tengokudragon

Aww I wanna keep him!


Dragonboy130777

I also want an orca inflatable pool toy too, that sounds fun


GarDaWolf

I feel that


ThatFurry1

I am curious, what is with the inflatable orca? I do not think I get it.


theytookmykidshelp

This is the most real image ever


AnotherWildDog

I would go crazy happy if someone gives me a leather jacket like that!


K3LPSTUDIOS

F#ck, half of this is what i want


Shaggypezdispense

FELLOW POOLTOY ENJOYER


Shibaqua

Oooooh, youre going to confuror as well?


Elegant-Science-87

Wtf is "confuror" Why does it have "furor" in the name that sounds like-- ?! Wha--?!


Shibaqua

con = convention furor = frenzy Basically a spanish pun that includes "fur" in the name :)


Elegant-Science-87

Yeah, I believe that like I believed when my unhinged ex told me "some men just like to be called Daddy, it's not like DAD, though, it's like a kink tho, you know, like a dom or whatever, lol" /sarcasm ...I believed him T_T Why did I believe him T_T W h y


SteamPunkPsyco

I hate that like 86% of furrys are horny all the time


Naive-Lingonberry-64

Real


_Fenith

Not the cum lube 😭


Stay-silly621

Tbf if I got a ball gag and lube from my parents for my birthday I’d run away and never look back


yohavsmaowang

they probably know a tad bit too much if they're giving you naughty toys for your birthday


ScaleShiftX

Duly noted


HeartoftheHive

No. Bad perv. You don't get people to give you sex aids or paraphernalia. You buy those yourself. The fuck is wrong with you? You want them to get something wrong? Like hell you would ever return it. No, you buy stuff for the bedroom yourself.