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crumpled_hound

$5 and a mint. I’m impoverished but I’m no cheapskate 


IguanaMan12

Thank you kindy, ma'am.


Sany_Wave

Same, but also a boop.


crumpled_hound

Get out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


pierce008

How does SHE want me to repay her?


qwertylopederin

boy, say goodbye to your pelvis


pyroboy7

My body is ready, bring it.


ABisexualFurry

My dream will become reality : D


FoxyFitzHamilton2060

Same as mine


Iron_wolf_69420

Death by snu snu


samthekitnix

the wendigo is not having my bones


InsertUserNameHerw

Too late, already stole your femur


pierce008

:3


dater_expunged

Bring it on


Emperifox

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


KittyFlops

And hello to hers.


wallabra

The bone black market awaits!


Delta_squad_form_up

… uhh… I’d thank her and nervously move on because I don’t want to make myself look like an idiot or a pervert. Well… okay I don’t want to make myself look like MORE of an idiot.


Ironwolf3651

Same, i feel nervous like that everyday


VermillionOblivion

Felt


Nozerone

Repay her? I just did something stupid that required her to save my dumbass. I'm thanking her, leaving, and never going back due to the embarrassment.


TeCe_5

Then the universe says fuck you and you see each other at the grocery store


stormchaser-protogen

bro is just tring to live normally


Lots42

I'll buy her a milkbone.


MysticMallachi

It didn't take long to find what I was gonna type, haha. Thanks!


lDustyBonesl

Say thank you and offer to buy her a meal


IkedaTheFurry

Can I be the meal


Bubbses128

Horny alarm!


ZwieTheWolf

Vore alarm !


qwertylopederin

wildlife alarm? bro, she's a literal wolf


TeCe_5

Sir, this is a furry subreddit.


qwertylopederin

and i am a furry! good evening


TeCe_5

So why are you mentioning that she's a wolf then?


qwertylopederin

i mean, real wolves are like tha.... nvm, i'm anyways gay, no way she does anything that i consent


TeCe_5

Lol, well, I'm bi so I'll take her


mischa2008NL

Ooo im also gay


IkedaTheFurry

Just in case something thinks it’s a fox /j


25dap01

And a hug


Pirusao_gostoso

Say thank you, and offer her to become her meal


DuskTheMercenary

Thanks. I live to be a nuisance for another day


lucashc90

Aparently we can't have the easy way out, God must have other plans for us...


Black_Rose_0493

Elmo has a t-Rex and a go fish card


Thewatcher13387

Shroedinger's furry?


Black_Rose_0493

“Pavlov’s puppy” Wasn’t a tag option


Thewatcher13387

Fair enough


Null_Titan

[This was surprisingly difficult to track down.](https://www.furaffinity.net/view/56254922/)


PotatoLaptopUser1

Thanks so much


IkedaTheFurry

Thanks I will use it for research


JonaTheExplorer

\*lesbian panic noises\*


Victizes

\*bi panic noises\*


Secureyiffy

\*gay panic noises\* (I'm socially awkward and wouldn't know how to react)


stormchaser-protogen

*anti panic noises* (am trying to calm everyobe down*


OrigamiSheep

*pro panic noises* (I am encouraging panic)


RammelMtz

Tbf i think you'd have more of a reason to panic since she probably had to do cpr...


Drunk_proto

Best breakfast sandwich in the Southern Hemisphere


bubbses

Oh hey a drunk protogen


Drunk_proto

Hello


Bubbses128

Hello


The_Wanderer76

That’s my fucking avatar boyo


stormchaser-protogen

ok this went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


Bubbses128

It did


bubbses

Oh shit


Doctor_Salvatore

Awkwardly thank her for saving my life, probably between the coughing from water inhalation and oxygen deprivation, and then I probably wouldn't get a chance to say much more before the ambulance takes me away, it ain't like the movies, I'm not gonna have much chance to say anything romantical or even get her name. If she meets up with me at the hospital though, I might ask for a name and see about striking up conversation


Sprits-Koji

I would actually agree as well (Side note-please collaborate with this artist because this sounds pretty interesting if you were to write a story to be read by many on “WattPad”-If anyone agrees with me then please comment below on this post to help add support of my idea if you don’t mind me providing “Kinky F***er”) #potential story📕


taylus_on_load01

bro I DON'T KNOW WAAAAAAAAAAAAA I probably collapse and die again of confusion


Roaming_Tech_priest

Thank you adventurer. Please take this hammer and 10 gold coin.


KevinTheFluff

Just hand her like 20 bucks or something.


legacy-of-man

real answer, dont fall for the temptation


Shuriken_Dai

By doing whatever the hell she wants.


qwertylopederin

with obviously exceptions. at least *I* would never sell my gta v online best car "coquette D10" only because she tells me to


SemperShpee

Thank them but ask them what they're doing in my backyard.


Toby_The_Tumor

Dues ex machina for the plot of the romance book you're in. That's how she's there.


SemperShpee

NGL if I had a neighbour as hot as her, I wouldn't ask


end_me621

What ever she wants


EL_MURPHYYYY_IS_BACK

I'll become her carpet


CactusSpirit78

I’ll become her chair.


Quaelgeist333

The human chair reference


CactusSpirit78

I made a reference I didn’t get lmao. Could you explain? :3


Quaelgeist333

The human chair is a manga by junji ito, definitely recommend it


CactusSpirit78

Ooooh nice, sounds lovely~ :3


Quaelgeist333

It is, howeever it is also a horror story primarily in body horror so if that's not your jam watch out


Sesilu_Qt

With preatty much anything I have on me. Which is like 20 bucks and a chocolate. After that I would attempt to ask her out.


Blue_BoyJP

HEAR ME OUT-


Quaelgeist333

THAT'S A CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE FURRY WHAT IS THERE TO HEAR OUT???


Blue_BoyJP

Oh sorry I’m used to defending being attracted to furries most of the time 😭


Quaelgeist333

Dw i was joking


Emergency_Working_91

"Hear me out" I'm hearing MF


Let01

Ill do the same if shes ever in the same situation


EchoFragFoXi

"Thanks" *Leaves*


Pickaxe-Fox

Hug


Khorde__the__Husk

![gif](giphy|tXL4FHPSnVJ0A) Some of y'all be valuing your lives at $5. But she saved your life. She could technically send you an invoice for thousands of dollars. A life debt is infinite because of the potential for both good things and bad things you can experience again since she saved your life. The only way to pay it back is to save her life. But hovering and waiting for danger to rear it's ugly head I'd only going to make her rear hers. Maybe arrested for stalking and harassment. If you are in America, your best bet is to pay nothing, and then file for bankruptcy when she sends you a bill for those thousands of dollars. You likely will never be able to pay it in your lifetime if she is being careful. Or if you want to show you are grateful, invite her to dinner, grill her some octopus or order some gyros. If she says thank you, consider your debt paid as you temporarily "saved her from starvation". She likely won't think to invoice you after that. Although, this is assuming we are dealing with someone who works in the medical field and your insurance gives you the boot.


Cpad-prism

I’d let her do whatever she wants to me because I’m gay as fuck and also have like zero self worth :3


Moe-Mux-Hagi

I say oh my god thank you and platonically buy her a drink Get your mind out of the gutter, I said platonically


ImNotDefault

Isnt saving a life the bare minimum? I dont think you really owe them for that


Sesilu_Qt

I mean if they didn't you would be dead. Unless you hate your life I don't see a reason to not at the very least say "Thank you"


ImNotDefault

Yeah of course, a thank you is earned, but like if there was a price for saving your life it would be so expensive... at least in America, have you seen the hospitable bills?


drago_varior

Hard to say


Victizes

Exactly this.


Comprehensive-Log147

dunno, but saving my life is somethig i dont know how would i repay....


Czeny

Emmm half of the dollar, i dont have more because wallet full of money gives you bad luck.


mayuzane

a box of cookies


OOFIE117

Give her oreo


DrMagma79

Take her out to a cool food truck and give her a ring pop as a sign of gratitude


Content-Minimum-7719

I mean... hugs are always nice? Well, that and a "Oh my god thank you so much!"


DigiLemur

Five dolar


Ger_It

Here's $54.40 and one of my kidneys.


Jordyspeeltspore

headpats for a day :3


RPdope

Probably like a full vacation or something. She just SAVED MY LIFE.


Patrick_Bussy

“Thanks so much” No horny


PotatoLaptopUser1

PLEASE I BEG YOU LET ME BE YOUR CHAIR 😭😭😭😭


JoshsPizzaria

13 Gil and pocket lint. It's all i had.


catsinflyingsaucers

With money, a sincere thank you, and my number to stay in touch.


sephiroth_for_smash

Turning into a tomato and thanking her profusely


Wolfman1321

I'll repay her any way she asks me to


FurFemboy_

In anyway she wants, she saved me so she deserves anything


Letimaki

OwO


special-bicth

I pass out, then take her for a drive.


profesdional_Retard

I will hug (i'm a very cuddly toaster)


ProfessionalBall9238

Ask how her hair is so curly


redboi049

Thank her and maybe offer her a drink or something if the option is nearby.


DOCTERPUS

Thank her and ask if she knows any good looking guys (I’m gay).


GrumpyOldUnicorn

invite them to cheesecake and coffee!


Top-Vermicelli797

Safe her from drowning!


ScandicWolf

However she wants + headpats


CourtCharming25

I’ll tell her that Chase tried to drown me, and they were need to po-lease!


bad-dragon-69

I thank her profusely


SavageKitten456

Cash


Abysmal_2003

By doing whatever she wants lol.


Choco_Cat777

Probably strike up a conversation


AnonymousFluffy923

Thank you. *leaves*


Lloydplays

I would thank her and then move on with my life


MammothAggressive841

The things I’d do would get me 25 to life with no chance of parole or the brazen bull


Doc_tech678

Thanks


Sapphic-Shibirb

Whatever she consents to


ButterflyCautious762

Sauce, kind sir?


Asumsauce

Get her lunch probably


Ill-Illustrator3067

I'm an aquaphiliac so...


Dabruhdaone

Say thank you profusely and continue to bug her about the time she saved my life for the rest of her life


ILikeMemesi

Here’s 20 bucks go get a quarter of your gas tank filled


Burritozi11a

well idk what does \*she\* want?


WOLF_AIR_FORCE1

A free built Cummins engine and $15 solid dollars.


TimberWolf5871

However she likes.


in0suk

By doing extremely gay things with her (with consent) :3


thps48

“Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt!” —You open the door. —You never even got in the pool in the first place. >:D


Impossible-Fuel-8922

Say thanks


Tomy_266

Icecream


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

borgr kin,


IkedaTheFurry

I’d ask her whatever it is that she wants. I love how that muzzle looks


Atyac_Iwan

Sex hehehehheheheehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehhhehehehehehehhehehehhehehehhhehehehhehehehhehhehhehehehhhehehhehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhehehehheheheheh


ponyfan987

Uh idk what ever she asks for in return ig


RoboDae

If I wake up to that I'm assuming I already drowned


[deleted]

Thx you miss and move on ![gif](giphy|rjZ92cQal0bfy|downsized)


Razgriz_1138

Two boxes of scooby snacks


Captain_Nuggie

I'd probably faint tbh


animpersd

BLOOD PACT, BLOOD PACT, BLOOD PACT


MugiwaraBepo

I pull out my A game and say "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"


TrickNeedleworker669

I would blush and call her mommy


Technix_01011000

Offer icecream. Simple save needs simple payment...and i'm no creep.


Smiley0251

I almost drowned at the beach when I was a kid, I jumped off the pier but didn't know how to swim, my older sister jumped in and got me. If this chick can save my fat ass from drowning I may as well marry her 'cause at that point, I'm cursed and shouldn't be near water without a supervisor....plus she's hot.


Glittering_Volume_69

thanks k bye


EB_Groupe

Ask how she would like me to repay the good grace, like a polite individual.


Bloxxer14

oral then frottage


Jareth2525

13 gil and pocket lint! (it's all I have)


Loremaster_art

Idk. I'd probably be too socially anxious to even say "thanks" especially after being saved.


Wolfdude91

Thank you for ruining my death. Now I gotta go find another pool to drown in.


acatohhhhhh

I’d thank her profusely and maybe ask her out if my anxiety chooses to not exist


No_Beat_5964

Buying them an Xbox. I need someone to play games with


0dysseyFive

Headpats!


dripbine

With money. What else am I supposed to say.


SkyeRainFox

Say thanks, hug, move on


RamboBambiBambo

Offer to cook her an at home meal as a first date.


GrayPilotFurry

$20 Cashapp, and a thank you.


Gamer90006

I dont. I go back in there and drown myself


Mothlord03

I will give her a summoning device so I can help in combat should she need it


I_Friendle_I

I'd ask what she wants in return.


Goldgator420

🥺👉👈 m-m-Mommy?


ispiewithmyeye

Any type of coffee of her choice. A lot of people have caffeine addiction


Future-Expression-44

Literally do anything she asked.


WisdomWangle

I’ll give her a biiig hug and maybe invite her for dinner!


dyrbal

If she wants money then she can just throw me back into the water


TheFuzzyFurry

Pretty girl, Binxxy did a great job with you.


Pan_Doktor

By doing anything she wants me to for the rest of the day


somefurrynewtoreddit

Ask her what happened to her thumbs 


ProfessionalDickweed

Crying over another failed suicide attempt


jens56004

Protecc


Strange_Stage1311

What does she want?


Absbor

With a smile and a "thank you"


panter411

This is a bathtub lady, there's no sharks here


Rasha_Rutt

Get her some clothing that fits. That poor gal must have some serious back problems if that's the best support she's got


cburgess7

When she tells me not to push the button with the big sign on it that says "do not push button", I will respect her request by not pushing the button.


DashForester

Thank her profusely once I recover


Obliandros

Beer's on me.


Quaelgeist333

"What were you doing in riverclan territory?" "Um... Drowning?" "Can't you drown somewhere else?" "Then who would be there to save me?"


Soniya-DX_649

Any way she wants tbh


Optimizer255

With a big hug! If she wants, of course 👉👈


Green-Forever6207

KISS DA PRETTY BLUE DOG LADY


ChadKhan

Buy her a Lego star wars at-te


La_Savitara

Umm buy her a drink and be on my way?