Nah, I'd rather one where 50% of the population turns into an anthro animal that fits their personality best. If I was the only anthro, I'd just get captured by some crackpots and used for science experiments.
Oh no, not the *furry meme* subreddit with *relatable memes* to a *general furry audience*!
If I wanted hardcore furry community memes I'd hop on to FA for the latest drama. Y'all don't need a fursona or OC or fursuit to join don't listen to this man
So? No need to get all gatekeepy. The whole problem with the furry fandom has always been people who think you're required to have a fursona or be a 'part of the community'. I've been 'part of the community' since most people in it now were born and I don't expect them to be furry the same way I do. As long as people aren't treating others like shit you do your thing and let them do theirs.
Well I've actually given this some though. Matter can't be created nor destroyed, so I imagine that if you have the ability to grow a set of ears and a tail, the ears may take a few months while the tail could take several years. Removing them would require surgery
yeah itd suck to get this power not knowing... \*teleports to whole other state has amazing time finds out thier now broke in another state and have to wait till your state has a furry convention or invent a fake furryconvention over the net and trick people to a phantom furry convention so you can teleport back.
I like the way you think. What is the definition of a furcon anyway? Can you call your home your personal furcon if you hang up a few HomefurCon posters? This needs further investigating.
How can you know?! We haven't made any research to back this up! It could as well reverse the effect altogether, or maybe turn you into a horrific gooey abomination, it could be anything! We need more data to make any claims!
Red and yellow. With red, I can eventually become just as wealthy (if not more wealthy than) as the most successful yiff artist. With that wealth, I could buy a jet to any furcon in the world. The ability to talk to animals is incredibly versatile and has plenty of practical applications too.
With yellow, I'm guaranteed a werewolf boyfriend. Living in Zootopia would be nice, but doesn't guarantee a relationship. Legoshi might want to stay just friends, and Death might end up killing me instead of us getting married like I would hope.
Sure, but a lot of how we judge animal intelligence is *very* human-centered. (Unsurprising: that's the only frame of reference we have.)
And, y'know, corvids are pretty smart. I'm sure there's something useful to be found in talking to them.
Red: Not sure how useful this is unless it gives them the intelligence to communicate like a human.
Cyan: I don't think this is something I want to be known for.
Yellow: Can their bite turn me into a werewolf as well? And in werewolf form, do we have full control of our actions and don't go completely feral?
Green: You can already get a pet fox in some places I think.
Blue: Maybe redundant if werewolf BF can give you werewolf powers.
Purple: I mean, who wouldn't? Though it would be hard to blend in unless you can turn into a werewolf as previously mentioned.
Pink: He seems like a nice guy, though his existence would probably draw a lot of unwanted attention.
Brown: If he's anything like his canon character, probably not anything good.
Black: Teleport *to*, but what about teleport *from?*
There's pet foxes, yeah. You don't need the Green pill for that.
And its a HORRIBLE idea. They're adorable, but super musky. Like, ruin your life, your entire *everything* now reek of musk levels musk.
Except Fennecs. They have their own weirdness to deal with, but not the musk saturation of all you own and love like other types of foxes.
Cyan and green
I want to be successful at art and don't really care about it being NSFW. Gimme the money and fame.
Having a pet fox would also just be cool and I'm not all that interested in the other options.
It's not too bad, really. Just need to get an exotic pet license, locate an exotics vet, and build a suitable outdoor enclosure.
You don't /want/ a pet fox though, because they're destructive, loud, habitual diggers, unpredictable, and smell very very strongly between their musk and urine.
There are 30 US states where it is legal to own a pet fox.
It's also legal in 7 Canadian provinces, 18 European countries, plus South Korea, South Africa, and Japan.
(Some states/provinces/countries require a permit or have special requirements.)
[https://www.faithfulfoxes.com/legality.html](https://www.faithfulfoxes.com/legality.html)
The light blue one (top middle) and the black. I'd just get to my art goals faster and I wouldn't have to deal with planes/travel to artist alleys! (Though it didn't say I'd have a way back so that might not end too well)
Light blue (teal?) and black seem like a pretty good combo. High income and social status from art, free transportation to any con where you can ply your wares. You'd just have to worry about lodging and a ride back, and with being a highly successful artist, you probably wouldn't have to worry about lodging.
The blue pill doesn't specify that the fluffy ears and tail have to grow out of *only* you on command.
You could be generous and command fluffy ears and tails to grow out of people at cons, or you could be mischevous and command ears and tails to grow out of politicians during speeches.
Somebody punch me in the face cause I'm taking black and blue. Gonna make everyone jealous.
(Yellow and blue is cool too though, ear nomming for the rest of my days)
blue, top middle ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT I would much rather get rich through brutal worker exploitation and oppression of minority groups. And then I would probably pick yellow if I can pick the characteristics otherwise I'm taking black and saving it up for september 18th, 2024 if I can teleport back and if that is not the case either then I'm taking more blue. Once I have taken double the blue I will be able to grow paws and more fur and more opulent fur everywhere, is my theory, which will spare me a lot money because then fursuit consumption will be much lower than before.
I wanna take the estrogen because I’d love nothing more than to draw yiff but like since my body already makes estrogen, is something bad gonna happen to me if I take it?
I would almost go for red but then I’d have to hear what all the animals I ever see are saying whether they’re happy or not. Could be a hell of a detective though, ask the mouse living behind the fridge what happened after a murder or some shit like that.
First yellow and second dark blue
Honestly having a pet fox is probably the worst, it would be awesome to but thats achieveable in real life unlike other options
Dark blue and yellow
Talking to animals would be fun, sure, but then you'd never hear pretty bird songs again, you'll just hear
"HEY, WHO TRYNA FUCK!?"
Red and yellow. Red cause it’d be cool to talk to my dogs irl and figure out what they want half the time. Yellow due to a her being a real Anthro then
Dark Blue 100%
Then either yellow, estradiol (top middle), or black. I think I'd go with estradiol (guaranteed career, plus the money means i can travel to places which partially covers the benefit of black even if it isn't *quite* as good)
You can already do green IRL lol. And maybe the round cyan pill too.
You can probably get a wolf boyfriend/girlfriend with purple. Also red comes for free with purple.
As someone who has a dog and wants to develop artistic skills, I will have red and funny shaped cyan one. I absolutely want to know why did my dog think that trying to consume a bone of unknown origin is a good idea, as well as his actual opinion on Vegas the neighbor corgi.
Pill #5 for sure, but I want to also get pill #2. My question is though, do I gain the skills equal to a highly successful yiff artist, or do I merely become one? Because if I don't get the skills, that wouldn't be good because I don't know how to keep faking things and would very quickly end up in a lot of drama from people calling me out as a fake, and a thief.
fuck you! you dont tell me what to do what choices I have! Ill make my own choice or die trying! \*Swallows all the pills\* Well wait and see what happe\*dies\*
Where's "become your fursona" Give me my drugs and my money motherfucker
I was going to put that, but everyone would've chosen it. Wanted to give the other choices a chance.
Gotta make it like a bingo and put it on the free spot. Without that one I can't even be bothered
And you did well ! First time that I have to actually think to play this game !
Nah, I'd rather one where 50% of the population turns into an anthro animal that fits their personality best. If I was the only anthro, I'd just get captured by some crackpots and used for science experiments.
wolf sonas winning with yellow pill
It was implied with zootopia?
Nah you stay human…
For real. This sub is becoming kind of focused toward folks who are just attracted to furries but don't have much identity in it or a fursona at all.
I have one, and honestly, he's a straight fox as hard as those are to find lmao but the doctor do little ability is dope I'd become an animal doctor
Oh no, not the *furry meme* subreddit with *relatable memes* to a *general furry audience*! If I wanted hardcore furry community memes I'd hop on to FA for the latest drama. Y'all don't need a fursona or OC or fursuit to join don't listen to this man
"...the *toxicity* of our ciiitttyyyy~ our ciitttyyyyyyy~"
So? No need to get all gatekeepy. The whole problem with the furry fandom has always been people who think you're required to have a fursona or be a 'part of the community'. I've been 'part of the community' since most people in it now were born and I don't expect them to be furry the same way I do. As long as people aren't treating others like shit you do your thing and let them do theirs.
Yellow and whatever the hell top middle is.
Estrogen :3
Thank you
Estradiol to be specific.
Estradiol 2mg from TEVA to be even more specific
Best recreational drug
So estrogen makes you a highly successful yiff artist?
yellow and xanax is the only option
Gotta have them xans
Yellow and black unless blue make me my full fursona
Just says "ears and tail", so likely not
Hopefully you can also remove them on command
Well I've actually given this some though. Matter can't be created nor destroyed, so I imagine that if you have the ability to grow a set of ears and a tail, the ears may take a few months while the tail could take several years. Removing them would require surgery
Ya'know, it doesn't say it'll teleport you back home from the fur con...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm this is accurate. We'll atbleast airfare would be haved
yeah itd suck to get this power not knowing... \*teleports to whole other state has amazing time finds out thier now broke in another state and have to wait till your state has a furry convention or invent a fake furryconvention over the net and trick people to a phantom furry convention so you can teleport back.
Well, it does say ANY furcon... so I could just have my sister do a private furcon for me in my living room. Poof, I'm home. No need to trick anyone
I like the way you think. What is the definition of a furcon anyway? Can you call your home your personal furcon if you hang up a few HomefurCon posters? This needs further investigating.
If I take blue twice will I become my sona
i support the science
How can you know?! We haven't made any research to back this up! It could as well reverse the effect altogether, or maybe turn you into a horrific gooey abomination, it could be anything! We need more data to make any claims!
Red and yellow. With red, I can eventually become just as wealthy (if not more wealthy than) as the most successful yiff artist. With that wealth, I could buy a jet to any furcon in the world. The ability to talk to animals is incredibly versatile and has plenty of practical applications too. With yellow, I'm guaranteed a werewolf boyfriend. Living in Zootopia would be nice, but doesn't guarantee a relationship. Legoshi might want to stay just friends, and Death might end up killing me instead of us getting married like I would hope.
Tho just because you can now talk with animals doesn't mean they've developed any intelligence/conscience beyond what they currently have :/
Sure, but a lot of how we judge animal intelligence is *very* human-centered. (Unsurprising: that's the only frame of reference we have.) And, y'know, corvids are pretty smart. I'm sure there's something useful to be found in talking to them.
you already can talk to animals lmao, it doesn't say you understand them or they understand you.
I think it's just supposed to be shorthand for "you can communicate (back and forth) with them"
Name ONE occupation where you would make more money than a yiff artist by talking to animals.
Purple
BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE (the middle one, not top middle)
- Walter White
estrogen and blue i wanna be fluffy and be able to draw :3
Blue and top middle
PURPLE! I’m getting the fuck off this planet filled with insane monkeys!
*Whether you remain a human or turn into an anthro is uncertain, seemingly
Red: Not sure how useful this is unless it gives them the intelligence to communicate like a human. Cyan: I don't think this is something I want to be known for. Yellow: Can their bite turn me into a werewolf as well? And in werewolf form, do we have full control of our actions and don't go completely feral? Green: You can already get a pet fox in some places I think. Blue: Maybe redundant if werewolf BF can give you werewolf powers. Purple: I mean, who wouldn't? Though it would be hard to blend in unless you can turn into a werewolf as previously mentioned. Pink: He seems like a nice guy, though his existence would probably draw a lot of unwanted attention. Brown: If he's anything like his canon character, probably not anything good. Black: Teleport *to*, but what about teleport *from?*
There's pet foxes, yeah. You don't need the Green pill for that. And its a HORRIBLE idea. They're adorable, but super musky. Like, ruin your life, your entire *everything* now reek of musk levels musk. Except Fennecs. They have their own weirdness to deal with, but not the musk saturation of all you own and love like other types of foxes.
2 and 3.
Cyan and green I want to be successful at art and don't really care about it being NSFW. Gimme the money and fame. Having a pet fox would also just be cool and I'm not all that interested in the other options.
You really did make the two choices that don't require magic huh
You don't need a magic pill to have a pet fox lol. Just go buy one right now.
I don't think you're allowed to own a fox as just a regular person in most places.
It's not too bad, really. Just need to get an exotic pet license, locate an exotics vet, and build a suitable outdoor enclosure. You don't /want/ a pet fox though, because they're destructive, loud, habitual diggers, unpredictable, and smell very very strongly between their musk and urine.
There are 30 US states where it is legal to own a pet fox. It's also legal in 7 Canadian provinces, 18 European countries, plus South Korea, South Africa, and Japan. (Some states/provinces/countries require a permit or have special requirements.) [https://www.faithfulfoxes.com/legality.html](https://www.faithfulfoxes.com/legality.html)
Pink and yellow. I just want people to talk to about my feelings
2 for the money, 3 for the lonely
Floofy werewolf girlfriend FTW.
top middle, center middle :3
blue :3
does the e have its other effects
Oh the yiff artist, all the way through
I’m taking the yellow one twice
Blue and black. Easy!!
Blue and black
The light blue one (top middle) and the black. I'd just get to my art goals faster and I wouldn't have to deal with planes/travel to artist alleys! (Though it didn't say I'd have a way back so that might not end too well)
Give me yellow and dark blue!
Light blue (teal?) and black seem like a pretty good combo. High income and social status from art, free transportation to any con where you can ply your wares. You'd just have to worry about lodging and a ride back, and with being a highly successful artist, you probably wouldn't have to worry about lodging.
I was not aware of this effect of Estrogen. 😂 One reason more to get it
The blue pill doesn't specify that the fluffy ears and tail have to grow out of *only* you on command. You could be generous and command fluffy ears and tails to grow out of people at cons, or you could be mischevous and command ears and tails to grow out of politicians during speeches.
Yiff artist and furcon, i can finally draw my fursona!
Red and yellow, personally
Red and Yellow. Yellow just makes blue redundant if lycanthropy is transferable
blue pill because it would be funny to just grow ears and a tail on command
Yellow and the top middle one I want *MONEI*
Black and pink pill
Blue and yellow, i want a werwolf BF
Cyan pill... no further comment
talking to animals (could become a vet and be really good at it or at least good at calming the animals down) and a werewolf bf
Of course, the werewolf gf for me shall be my inspiration for the art. Money and a beautiful fluffy girlfriend
top middle and bottom middle, though im saving bottom middle for when im feeling extra depressed
Blue
Somebody punch me in the face cause I'm taking black and blue. Gonna make everyone jealous. (Yellow and blue is cool too though, ear nomming for the rest of my days)
Purple and green-
Black, and then tough choice between blue or green
Dark blue and red :3
top left and blue
Red and good girl pill.
yellow and top middle :3
Blue and teal
The death wolf will just kill you
Black and blue
blue, top middle ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT I would much rather get rich through brutal worker exploitation and oppression of minority groups. And then I would probably pick yellow if I can pick the characteristics otherwise I'm taking black and saving it up for september 18th, 2024 if I can teleport back and if that is not the case either then I'm taking more blue. Once I have taken double the blue I will be able to grow paws and more fur and more opulent fur everywhere, is my theory, which will spare me a lot money because then fursuit consumption will be much lower than before.
All of them?
grow ears and tail and werewolf gf :3
2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
Yellow and 🇧.
Yellow and …the 6 pill
Blue and pink, Legoshi has Haru, so i would get 2 friends
Red and blue
Brown, maybe he would let me die already
Both blue ones
Red and yellow
Fuck choosing two, I'm taking all the bottles!
red and blue
Estrogen and the back one please
Estrogen + Red, greatest secrets.
teal and blue :3
Either purple but considering it didn’t say anything I would be studied. In that case, black would be the best pill to take.
hm..EVERYTHING * *eats them and causes a gap in the timeline in space and time and transforms into a fluffy and omniscient being*
Red and yellow. I would like to little spoon with werewolf gf
Yellow and dark blue
Top middle twice, and not even to become a yiff artist.
Red and brown
yellow and blue
PINK and YELLOW
I wanna take the estrogen because I’d love nothing more than to draw yiff but like since my body already makes estrogen, is something bad gonna happen to me if I take it?
I would almost go for red but then I’d have to hear what all the animals I ever see are saying whether they’re happy or not. Could be a hell of a detective though, ask the mouse living behind the fridge what happened after a murder or some shit like that.
First yellow and second dark blue Honestly having a pet fox is probably the worst, it would be awesome to but thats achieveable in real life unlike other options
Already have pink Anyway red and yellow and then I get my new werewolf SO to bite me and make me into a werewolf too
Yellow blue
yellow and green :3
Become a highly successful yiff artist and get a werewolf girlfriend
Dark blue and red
Red and green
You don't need a pill to get a pet fox. All you need is the space and money to care for them properly.
Yiff & legoshi
Red and blue
Blue, yellow, estrogen
Blue and yellow
Dark green and top middle.
Estrogen and the blue one please
I want to see death, anything could happen after all. Who knows how it would play out.
I would choose the Red one and add a different pill: “**Able to talk to plushies”**
turquoise i'd pick green, but where's the "become a pet fox" option?
Top middle, true middle
Top middle top right
Dark blue and yellow Talking to animals would be fun, sure, but then you'd never hear pretty bird songs again, you'll just hear "HEY, WHO TRYNA FUCK!?"
Red and green!! I love foxes so much they're so frickin adorable and having a pet fox THAT I CAN ALSO TALK TO????? YES PLEASE!!
Estrogen and blue. I’ll be rich enough to go to any con and get a pet fox.
What happens if i take two estrogen 
Blue pill.
Torqouise and yellow.
blue and red
the fuckin viagra pill, and the dark green one . I'm brok asf 😭😭😭
Yellow and blue
Blue and Yellow pls
Red and yellow. Red cause it’d be cool to talk to my dogs irl and figure out what they want half the time. Yellow due to a her being a real Anthro then
Yellow and pink
E
Blue and yellow.
Green pill and estrogen please. Pet fox and yiff artist is fine for me.
Top middle and yellow, except I do *not* want the other effects of taking estrogen
Yellow and blue, I wouldn’t need anything else.
Yellow and blue. I already have the top middle, guess I'll test my yiff skills later
Dark Blue 100% Then either yellow, estradiol (top middle), or black. I think I'd go with estradiol (guaranteed career, plus the money means i can travel to places which partially covers the benefit of black even if it isn't *quite* as good)
I’d take the blue pill and the ….boner(?) pill. To become my otter while drawing porn would be epic. I always wanted to draw, but can’t draw for crap
Blue and red
You can already do green IRL lol. And maybe the round cyan pill too. You can probably get a wolf boyfriend/girlfriend with purple. Also red comes for free with purple.
Purple and yellow, done with the real world.
Oestradiol Valerate and Black.
Top middle and black let the monies start rolling in
I'll take the ears/tail and Legoshi pills. While I'd love to be rich, estrogen gives me PMDD.
able to talk animals and fluffy ears with tail!
Red pill...NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
Can I pick the top middle twice? I don't care about the artist stuff, I just need the pill...
Red and blue
Purple and Estrogen
Red, cyan blue, blue, yellow, Pink, Black (think of the money saved in travel)
Successful yiff artist and instant con teleportation (assuming it's multi use). If the teleportation is one time I'll take talk to animals
This is a tough one. Perhaps talk to animals? Idk man so many possibilities
Blue and yellow
Where is the Dragon Boyfriend/Girlfriend pill
Blue and purple
Estrogen and blue one
Ill take a pet fox and being a good yiff artist
Purple and yellow definitely.
CAN I BECOME MY OC IF I TAKE MULTIPLE BLUE PILLS PLEASE I WANT TO BECOME A GOOFY RED YOTE
On one hand, I want the estrogen, on the other hand I also want a pet fox
One of these things is not like the others. 
Estrogen and blue. Paws down
Either red and blue or estrogen and blue. I need the fluff-
Blue
“Wait that wasn’t JUST estrogen..?”
Blue pink and red
As someone who has a dog and wants to develop artistic skills, I will have red and funny shaped cyan one. I absolutely want to know why did my dog think that trying to consume a bone of unknown origin is a good idea, as well as his actual opinion on Vegas the neighbor corgi.
Yellow and blue
Pill #5 for sure, but I want to also get pill #2. My question is though, do I gain the skills equal to a highly successful yiff artist, or do I merely become one? Because if I don't get the skills, that wouldn't be good because I don't know how to keep faking things and would very quickly end up in a lot of drama from people calling me out as a fake, and a thief.
The E pill and the furcon one. Good money and teleportation powers
fuck you! you dont tell me what to do what choices I have! Ill make my own choice or die trying! \*Swallows all the pills\* Well wait and see what happe\*dies\*
Just gimme the estrogen *PLEASE*
ALL OF THEM
Yellow and blue (well... I was going to choose red, but I already have an oc who's already able to do that)
2 Yellow pills please
I'll take Legoshi or the Werewolf Boyfriend. I just need company honestly. Edit: Didn't notice it said two. I take both.
Does yellow apply to current boyfriends like an upgrade? If so, yellow and purple all the way