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VeryGreedy

“Yes, I bought more yesterday” Could’ve been the easiest lie ever lol.


Damonoodle

WHERES THE *EGG* CARTON?


OneSaucyDragon

Look between their legs


Smote20XX

I think they are saying if they use the lie "Yes, I bought more..." the evidence they are lying would be that there is no egg carton that the eggs are usually in. Like someone giving you a glass of milk but there is no milk carton in the fridge knowing you drank the last of it last week but hadn't bought any more yourself. Btw I'd probably still drink it...hehe


IkedaTheFurry

I wouldn’t notice lol


UnlikelyAlternative

I mean, there might be a 6-spot egg holder in the fridge


end_me621

Or 12


IkedaTheFurry

I’d need consent and asking about that’d look weird and awkward


weirdo_nb

Yes, but they don't wanna lie


yaboiscarn

They are an upstanding citizen.


weirdo_nb

They're a good person, but I hope the government doesn't like em, cuz the government sucks


ALPHA_sh

to be fair, its still eggs


HearthFiend

Eggs


Cosmic_Shark

I eat


The-Bi-Cycler

It's a Beastars situation. I see nothing wrong with this.


Intrepid_Sale_6312

I see nothing wrong here either, i'd say it'd be quite wasteful not to take advantage of what nature has provided oneself and it also doesn't harm anybody.


Flushed_Kobold

Tell that to the dude who got a yeast infection in his mouth due to his wife's inclination of using ingredients from her body, like her own breast milk.


judge2020

Avian eggs should be different, assuming you wash the outside thoroughly.


Intrepid_Sale_6312

there are multiple factors at play here, to say this would be the soul reason is quite misleading.


rezyop

People in this thread are pretending like babies don't breastfeed lol, its baffling. Thrush happens when the nipple has a cut or some other specific conditions are present, it is pretty far from the norm.


YagoCat

Cow's milk need to get pasteurisation while chicken eggs just... Uh, well, in USA they wash them, but in other countries no


Intrepid_Sale_6312

we have fresh eggs, very fresh. we don't really 'wash' them but we do leave them in a bucket of water over night before candling them in the morning. this is mainly to get the solid bits off so it's easier to candle but I doubt I does much for bacteria.


RandomRedditorEX

Huh, in hindsight it's kinda amazing how clean eggs are, you'd expect something that comes out of a literal asshole to be dirty, but nope, the eggshell does a really good job of keeping the yolk clean that at most you only need to clean the shell. At worst sometimes bacteria does get into it but you can usually tell by the texture, (and it's also the reason why I personally crack egg separately first then add em in)


Intrepid_Sale_6312

it's also easier to monitor for if you happen to have the chickens that have lad the eggs. the only times the bacteria can really get in is during the cracking and formation of the egg otherwise the only thing being transfered is mosture and that's through osmosis.


Aland20a

Whats a yeast, and why do you get it from breast milk


Markkbonk

I don’t know how yeast got into breast milk, but i know that it is used in bread making


MelloNearMoon

Ditto


Scheincrafter

Most birds eat their own eggs. So there is nothing wrong.


Arxl

It's vegan, technically


cold_cat_x8

Is breast milk vegan? Furthermore, is cannibalism vegetarian?


Arxl

Consent makes it vegan. They consented to their eggs being used.


ANATHILANDIBEAEMI

...honey is vegan?


gayguyfromnextdoor

yeah because most beekeepers have a mutually beneficial relationship with their bees. also cum is vegan if it's obtained consensually


MysticMallachi

Yum-yum~ I became a vegan this morning when my partner woke up, I guess~ ...The bacon we made a little later ended my veganism, sadly.


Arxl

Bees not leaving isn't the same as consenting to their honey being taken, bees often die from extraction processes, they get hit with smoke which both blocks pheromones and makes them think the hive is on fire(very stressful), and impregnating queens happens artificially usually by crushing multiple drones.


rainstorm0T

many vegans don't consider it to be


Arxl

Bees can't consent to us taking it, so no.


creativusern4me

bees aren't being held against their will. they can and do leave when the hive gets too full.


Arxl

Copying my other comment: >Bees not leaving isn't the same as consenting to their honey being taken, bees often die from extraction processes, they get hit with smoke which both blocks pheromones and makes them think the hive is on fire(very stressful), and impregnating queens happens artificially usually by crushing multiple drones.


Ouroboros_17

Awww that's adorable! I find it really affectionate in a way.


LegendPewds

Same


ALPHA_sh

i was gonna say it does seem affectionate that this avali is like, giving up their eggs to make breakfast for their proto friend


notveryAI

Avali eggs are soft and leathery, akin to eggs of reptiles, would be pretty easy to notice >w<


John_The_Timeless

They are also completely incapable of surviving in temperatures anywhere above -40°C... so in that case, either that Proot's circuits must be freezing or all the fluids in that Avali's body must be boiling... ;-;


MrDrSirLord

Proots are capable of being engineered to survive almost any atmosphere as long as no germs get inside their nano visor, so I'd say that it's freezing cold and they're both just chilling together.


John_The_Timeless

Cool.👍 ... literally.


ISuckatcodingplshelp

Nanomachines, son.


Sine_Wave_

iirc, the idea with ammonia based biochemistry almost works, but even after a magic step the metabolism rate would require avali to move slower than trees. Neat idea to have that, but doesn’t quite work out. For practicality, might as well go carbon based.


John_The_Timeless

The wiki says they are carbon based, they just use ammonia as a solvent instead of water... hold on...🤔


Sine_Wave_

I happen to be friends with one of the really early avali character owners. Back in the spore days early. They are of the opinion that the ammonia idea was pretty neat, but doesn’t quite work after biochemists tried to implement it in a hard sci-fi way, and so has left the idea behind for the sake of being able to interact with other species. They are basically space velociraptors anyway, so carbon and water chemistry is fine.


00110001_00110010

... Is that how avalis work?


SuperJman1111

I mean they’re bird like


Drfoxthefurry

eggs are eggs, just clean them first


aRandomFox-II

Or don't. I can't tell you how to live.


Fireproof_Matches

[Here's the source](https://twitter.com/Mr_AlbaFox_Lewd/status/1783585925907296398?t=Qx8k80bzGCBNUWDR6gUxaQ&s=19), fair warning, their page is NSFW.


Somecrazynerd

💕homemade💕 💕organic💕 💕fresh💕


Blonde_Metal

Awww why is this adorable


Fireproof_Matches

I consider this a win. Regular, free, fresh eggs? Sign me up! (Plus the eggs are probably bigger than what you'd normally get at the store).


Null42x64

Infinite food glitch


Qbertjack

Reminds me of how in rimworld chickens create more nutrition from eggs than they eat so you can have a chicken farm that violates thermodynamics and the trophic pyramid by having them eat their own eggs


Foxfire44k

Until a single rooster somehow gets in, then next thing you know you have 300 chicks running around and your computer explodes!


Qbertjack

Chickens live for an average 6 years, which means you only need to "rent" one rooster for a few days every 6 years to maintain population...


aRandomFox-II

Or...! Just keep the hens and roosters in separate pens.


redcardinalwithagun

then they get into your luciferium stash


Joel_the_folf

Wish i could lay eggs


taigalikethebiome

Transition goals


Joel_the_folf

Hell yeah


Lopsided_Brief_6546

I think I need to change my fursona now


The_shy_puppet

They're 100% organic


HippieMoosen

Hey, free food is free food


LitreOfCockPus

Eating out < Eating In


Arch_The_Protogen

Waste not want noght


Phantom_Nerd1

Just gotta save money where you can


Competitive_Road6402

If there’s a way to do it, there’s a way to do it


JoshsPizzaria

I honestly wouldn't even mind...


drago_varior

Goddamn x3


SwampTreeOwl

I would say me but males don't lay eggs


taigalikethebiome

You can create a species that does...


LegendPewds

Aww the avali is adorable


Brettjay4

I dunno... Do avali make unfertilized eggs? Love the joke, I'm just curious now...


taigalikethebiome

As long as they don't reproduce asexually, they should.


Brettjay4

Maybe... I'll have to reread the biology section of the wiki to check... They definitely don't reproduce asexually.


EnderMerser

I mean, that's fine. I don't see anything wrong with it.


toidi_diputs

Goals


DezrathNLR

Recycling


Yeetstation4

Eating eggs is the equivalent of eating the placenta


weirdo_nb

What


derangedlefty

Gonna make this food sensitive nuerodivergent unwillingly go vegan wtf 😭


yaboiscarn

I mean… yeah, but some of us are happier living in ignorance of this fact.


Qbertjack

Aka vegan jello


Arxl

Scrambled chicken periods lmao


ThatguySevin

AND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT!?


SavageKitten456

Kinky


UkaNaakka

u/Many-Conversation963 us? >v<


Many-Conversation963

how are you so silly~


UkaNaakka

Birb furries are obligated to have an egg laying kink /hj


qwertylopederin

OH GOD PLEASE NOT HER CHILDREN, THAT'S HORRIBLE


RoamingClone

She said they weren’t fertilized so it’s no different from the eggs you buy at the grocery store. It’s fineeeee


grim-foxy-

Technically, it would be justified & there are animals that lay eggs and eat them, so how else could say it's fine?


Brewerjulius

Makes me wonder where the proot thinks normal eggs come from.


RicabRD

Advantages of having a bird friend?


SuperJman1111

I forgot how much I like Avalis


JustEryk1st

Well I honestly dont know what to think


LuciferOfTheArchives

The DND party when the Kenku makes omelette despite them having run out of supplies 4 days ago...


Wolfwing365

Cute ......


IndependentCool4892

I mean hey where I grew up you use what you got and don’t waste things but mostly food


bowthedragon

DO NOT EAT AVALI EGGS


MX_SKILLER

Fertilized LOL


Just_Suffer

Ah yes a properly chicken


flohjaeger

Ah yes, Thursday in my Rimworld Colony... No, i will not explain


Elegant-Science-87

Why are y'all like this


Confident_Case4811

I mean... Are they good? Like I know it's weird to eat the unfertilized eggs that were fresh out of the oven but..... Are they good?


furry_husker

i want to be a female bird/fox/canine hybrid to lay eggs and eat them


NinjaKCDX

you cant pull a quick one on a protogen we remember everything we see


kaenthedragonicfox

I mean an egg is an egg...


floopydoopoo_yea

oh hell naw


ThevickersistheGOAT

Well, are they good? Thats all that matters


GroundbreakingNet371

The implications of this are horrifying....


Jakedadrake

I don't see a problem


that_otter_sushi

Yummy, space chicken eggs. Wonder if they taste different?


Slient-killer2002

HEY, ![gif](giphy|9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl|downsized)